2015-11-25 20:39:04 n-tech hey
2015-11-25 20:39:13 n-tech can you please give me the password details of user "che", owner of /leftypol/
2015-11-25 20:39:22 n-tech i need the salt and hash
2015-11-25 20:39:37 n-tech he's saying it's not working for him and i'm definite it's just him but I want to check
2015-11-25 21:01:57 copypaste could be someone fucking with you
2015-11-25 21:02:00 copypaste how do you know it's him
2015-11-25 21:02:11 n-tech I don't, which is why I'm not engaging him at all
2015-11-25 21:02:16 n-tech But he's been at it for days
2015-11-25 21:02:25 copypaste ok i'll tell you but don't tell him
2015-11-25 21:02:27 n-tech He won't give me the password to try it myself
2015-11-25 21:02:29 copypaste until you know
2015-11-25 21:02:31 n-tech ye
2015-11-25 21:02:44 copypaste i think he's a troll, why won't he give it to you?
2015-11-25 21:02:58 n-tech he said his password is 32 characters so he might just be paranoid
2015-11-25 21:03:10 copypaste | id | username | password | salt | type | boards | email |
2015-11-25 21:03:10 copypaste +------+----------+------------------------------------------------------------------+----------------------------------+------+----------+------------------------------+
2015-11-25 21:03:10 copypaste [ personal information about BO removed ]
2015-11-25 21:07:32 n-tech no match. he might of changed it. i don't know what to tell him.
2015-11-25 21:07:37 n-tech in fact he said he did in the thread
2015-11-25 21:07:42 n-tech so now i have no way of knowing if it matched to begin with
2015-11-25 21:07:45 n-tech fucking moron
2015-11-25 22:10:15 copypaste just call him a retard and mvoe on
2015-11-25 22:10:35 n-tech people are having fun with stuff
2015-11-25 22:10:40 n-tech like i added crossboard linking
2015-11-25 22:10:46 n-tech so now people will go onto something like /faggot/
2015-11-25 22:10:48 n-tech and link a post
2015-11-25 22:10:51 n-tech so it shows up there too
2015-11-25 22:10:52 n-tech lol
2015-11-25 23:40:54 copypaste i have literally played san andreas for almost a week straight
2015-11-25 23:40:59 copypaste i don't remember three quarters of this game
2015-11-25 23:41:03 copypaste i don't even think i beat it as a kid
2015-11-25 23:41:16 copypaste i had the PS2 version, the PC version is sweet because of all the mods
2015-11-25 23:41:26 copypaste some of them don't work with Wine though ;_;
2015-11-25 23:42:23 copypaste i read this article about the save file format and made one of my cars bullet proof and dent-proof
2015-11-25 23:42:29 copypaste using a hex editor
2015-11-25 23:42:37 copypaste because the mod didn't work for me and i will not use windows
2015-11-25 23:42:39 copypaste [/blog]
2015-11-25 23:47:14 n-tech lol
2015-11-25 23:47:20 n-tech you can get x-proof'd cars legitimately
2015-11-25 23:47:26 n-tech there are guides on it
2015-11-25 23:47:33 copypaste oh
2015-11-25 23:47:35 copypaste OK
2015-11-25 23:47:41 n-tech not like
2015-11-25 23:47:43 n-tech any car
2015-11-25 23:47:46 n-tech you have to save mission vehicles
2015-11-25 23:47:55 n-tech sometimes missions give you invincible cars
2015-11-25 23:47:56 copypaste oh, i gotcha
2015-11-25 23:48:04 copypaste yeah i read that
2015-11-25 23:48:05 copypaste somewhere
2015-11-25 23:48:10 copypaste like "The Green Sabre"
2015-11-25 23:48:16 n-tech ye
2015-11-25 23:48:24 n-tech i think that might be the easiest I forget
2015-11-25 23:48:29 n-tech like there's one early one that's 100% everything proof
2015-11-25 23:48:33 n-tech all you gotta do is drive away with it
2015-11-25 23:49:48 copypaste other than fucking with the save file a bit in a hex editor i haven't cheated
2015-11-25 23:49:53 copypaste i remember this game being super hard as a kid
2015-11-25 23:49:55 copypaste now it's just long
2015-11-25 23:49:56 copypaste lol
2015-11-25 23:53:28 copypaste sorry i haven't really been doing much, but i think you understand
2015-11-25 23:53:37 copypaste i mean you're the one that's getting paid to do it lol
2015-11-25 23:54:18 copypaste still pissed off about this, fucking assholes
2015-11-25 23:54:20 copypaste https://stackoverflow.com/questions/33566233/how-do-i-convert-libsodium-private-keys-to-openpgp-compatible-private-key-packet
2015-11-25 23:54:24 copypaste 9 points, 2 stars
2015-11-25 23:54:26 copypaste no answes
2015-11-25 23:55:17 copypaste why can't libsodium just output openpgp format
2015-11-25 23:55:20 copypaste how was this feature ommitted
2015-11-25 23:55:21 copypaste (｡ ‿°)
2015-11-25 23:56:00 n-tech did you ever bounty it?
2015-11-26 00:02:13 copypaste yep i put 500 on itt
2015-11-26 00:02:15 copypaste that's the max
2015-11-26 00:02:34 copypaste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
2015-11-26 00:02:36 copypaste lel
2015-11-26 00:02:40 copypaste but bounties expire on SO
2015-11-26 00:02:48 copypaste i could put another 5
2015-11-26 00:02:52 copypaste until i run out of rep
2015-11-26 00:03:12 n-tech wait what
2015-11-26 00:03:17 n-tech so if you bounty for 500 and nobody answers it
2015-11-26 00:03:20 n-tech you LOSE that reputation permanently?
2015-11-26 00:03:24 n-tech that almost sounds like a bug
2015-11-26 00:06:10 copypaste no that's part of it
2015-11-26 00:06:20 copypaste (this reputation is deducted immediately and cannot be refunded)
2015-11-26 00:06:24 copypaste that's what it says
2015-11-26 00:06:29 copypaste on the "Start a bounty" page
2015-11-26 00:10:43 n-tech wow that's gay
2015-11-26 00:16:47 copypaste don't worry so much about these nerds
2015-11-26 00:16:54 copypaste just reading that thread, all that rage over nothing
2015-11-26 00:16:57 copypaste we all went to 4chan
2015-11-26 00:16:59 copypaste who cares?
2015-11-26 00:17:01 copypaste lol
2015-11-26 00:17:29 n-tech I don't worry. I'm very confident. I still get pissed off at stupid people.
2015-11-26 00:17:32 n-tech I like making people feel bad.
2015-11-26 00:17:35 n-tech That's why I run the Kiwi Farms.
2015-11-26 00:17:51 n-tech People seriously overestimate how emotionally involved I am in things. I use bombastic language because it's fun.
2015-11-26 00:19:11 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/art/catalog/
2015-11-26 00:19:11 n-tech btw
2015-11-26 00:19:14 n-tech you should review this
2015-11-26 00:19:19 n-tech i may make this the design of the new catalog
2015-11-26 00:19:22 n-tech that's exactly what I wanted
2015-11-26 00:20:39 copypaste same with me
2015-11-26 00:21:07 copypaste if jim told me tomorrow he was pulling the plug on all the servers because it made no financial sense
2015-11-26 00:21:12 copypaste i'd say "yeah that makes sense"
2015-11-26 00:21:28 n-tech I'd probably start hosting an alternative tbh. I know how I can make it work.
2015-11-26 00:21:30 n-tech I've got a vision
2015-11-26 00:21:34 n-tech a singaporean dream
2015-11-26 00:21:40 copypaste i know hehe
2015-11-26 00:21:50 copypaste i would probably too, but way less people than now
2015-11-26 00:22:02 copypaste i'd make it a hidden service and run it anonymously
2015-11-26 00:22:05 copypaste work with uguu on it
2015-11-26 00:22:23 copypaste and of course keep tkaing contracts for 2ch
2015-11-26 00:22:29 copypaste my life really wouldn't change much tbh
2015-11-26 00:28:11 copypaste really clearnet sucks
2015-11-26 00:28:15 copypaste too many ignorant nerds
2015-11-26 00:28:21 copypaste and way too many threats
2015-11-26 00:28:26 copypaste domains, DDoS, hosting companies
2015-11-26 00:28:29 copypaste fuck all of them
2015-11-26 00:29:03 n-tech The Chinese experient is going to be very interesting.
2015-11-26 00:29:10 n-tech I have people who want to make it work
2015-11-26 00:29:15 n-tech it's not just me trying to exploit a foreign marker
2015-11-26 00:29:17 n-tech market*
2015-11-26 00:29:21 n-tech I have people who know how to make it happen
2015-11-26 00:29:29 n-tech It'll preserve internal harmony too
2015-11-26 00:29:47 n-tech so those big hosting issues won't matter
2015-11-26 00:30:50 copypaste oh sure, china's all different
2015-11-26 00:30:58 copypaste you DDoS china from within china
2015-11-26 00:31:04 copypaste you go to a gulag and are never seen again
2015-11-26 00:31:09 copypaste now, packeting the rest of the world
2015-11-26 00:31:12 copypaste "lol who cares"
2015-11-26 00:31:15 n-tech yea
2015-11-26 00:31:19 n-tech I hope this works out
2015-11-26 00:31:24 n-tech I hope in 10 years I'm a Chinese Jim
2015-11-26 00:31:32 n-tech sitting in a big apartment at the top of a tower in Singapore
2015-11-26 00:31:35 n-tech drinking Sake n eating stir fry n shit
2015-11-26 00:31:50 n-tech safe from world war 3
2015-11-26 00:31:53 n-tech with a second nationality
2015-11-26 00:39:42 copypaste jim didn't make his money with 2ch
2015-11-26 00:39:47 copypaste he made it from the sites before 2ch
2015-11-26 00:39:56 copypaste 2ch is just his last remaining profitable web property
2015-11-26 00:40:14 copypaste before 2ch he ran huge porn sites targeted towards the japanese
2015-11-26 00:40:17 copypaste uncensored
2015-11-26 00:40:22 copypaste he was the first to exploit that law loophole
2015-11-26 00:40:41 copypaste that's how his services were known to japanese as an American host who would be happy to break jap law
2015-11-26 00:41:07 copypaste of course, as he told me, the porn game changed dramatically over the years and he lost all his stake in it
2015-11-26 00:41:26 copypaste he failed to thrive with changing codecs and piracy
2015-11-26 00:41:34 copypaste but that's where most of his money came from.
2015-11-26 06:43:30 n-tech yo let me know when you're up
2015-11-26 11:20:09 copypaste hi
2015-11-26 11:31:46 n-tech i need to buy more cash from you in btc ; ;
2015-11-26 11:32:00 n-tech I had something set up for tomorrow
2015-11-26 11:32:06 n-tech but I have a package coming in today
2015-11-26 11:32:08 n-tech my A/C Adapter
2015-11-26 11:32:14 n-tech and it has a 2000 peso duty fee
2015-11-26 11:32:17 n-tech that i have to have cod
2015-11-26 11:32:25 n-tech none of this other shit i have can fall through in the next few hours
2015-11-26 11:32:32 n-tech it's driving me up the wall how I can have
2015-11-26 11:32:34 n-tech thousands of dollars
2015-11-26 11:32:39 n-tech and $10 at the same time
2015-11-26 11:41:45 copypaste ok you need to come over now
2015-11-26 11:41:48 copypaste i'm leaving in a half hour
2015-11-26 11:42:56 n-tech okay
2015-11-26 11:43:23 n-tech send me your address, i'll come over. give me what you can (need at least 2k) and i'll pay you for it when i get back
2015-11-26 11:43:24 n-tech alright?
2015-11-26 11:43:33 copypaste ok
2015-11-26 11:43:36 copypaste come over first
2015-11-26 11:43:36 n-tech brt
2015-11-26 11:43:41 copypaste i'll give you what i have
2015-11-26 11:46:04 copypaste all i have to spare is 3k
2015-11-26 11:46:13 copypaste i'm going to the hospital in a half hour so i have to use cash there
2015-11-26 11:47:01 copypaste address is 1EeYdSJBfj61TELndxBM3rdLnYHuoCXtDm
2015-11-26 11:53:57 n-tech Send Complete
2015-11-26 11:53:57 n-tech You've successfully sent 0.191948 BTC (worth $63.77 USD) to 1EeYdSJBfj61TELndxBM3rdLnYHuoCXtDm.
2015-11-26 11:54:00 n-tech thanks mate
2015-11-26 11:54:16 copypaste np
2015-11-26 11:54:21 copypaste i'm becoming an ATM machine
2015-11-26 11:54:25 copypaste beep boop
2015-11-26 11:54:31 n-tech rolling teller machine
2015-11-26 11:54:35 n-tech i'll figure something out long term soon
2015-11-26 11:54:35 copypaste lol
2015-11-26 11:54:39 n-tech i just had to pull it out asap ; ;
2015-11-26 16:02:08 copypaste my personal paypal account was closed earlier today lol
2015-11-26 16:02:17 copypaste i haven't recieved any money 8ch related in over a year
2015-11-26 16:03:00 copypaste actually it was closed on the 21st
2015-11-26 16:03:03 copypaste i just noticed right now
2015-11-26 16:03:09 copypaste when trying to pay for something
2015-11-26 16:03:11 copypaste paypal blows
2015-11-26 16:03:22 copypaste perhaps it's because i accepted patreon money with it a long time ago
2015-11-26 16:03:29 copypaste and their review process takes months lmao
2015-11-26 16:03:31 n-tech wow that is bizarre
2015-11-26 16:05:25 copypaste it's fine
2015-11-26 16:05:29 copypaste paypal is next to useless here
2015-11-26 16:05:50 n-tech http://www.dhl.com/en/express/tracking.html?AWB=6270050430&brand=DHL
2015-11-26 16:06:37 n-tech i'm genuinely impressed how they fuck up every attempt at infastructure here
2015-11-26 16:06:44 n-tech can't even get a fucking box from point a to point b
2015-11-26 16:06:49 n-tech notice how flawlessly it got to Hong Kong
2015-11-26 16:06:55 n-tech but the moment it touched down in the Philippines
2015-11-26 16:06:59 n-tech it's going haywire
2015-11-26 16:07:46 copypaste wow impressive
2015-11-26 16:07:49 copypaste cleared customs 3 times
2015-11-26 16:07:50 copypaste lol
2015-11-26 16:08:01 n-tech by the 3rd time they must be opening the box like
2015-11-26 16:08:01 n-tech yep
2015-11-26 16:08:03 copypaste wait no, 4 times
2015-11-26 16:08:05 n-tech still a fucking a/c adapter
2015-11-26 16:08:25 copypaste i only ship things here via fedex
2015-11-26 16:08:29 copypaste everything else i have found to be unreliable
2015-11-26 16:08:38 copypaste never tried DHL tho
2015-11-26 16:08:44 n-tech I had no option. This is the only supplier and the only service I found shipping lithium products to the Philippines.
2015-11-26 16:08:52 copypaste ye
2015-11-26 16:08:56 copypaste good luck
2015-11-26 16:09:18 copypaste Shipment arrived at incorrect facility. Sent to correct destination
2015-11-26 16:09:19 copypaste wew lad
2015-11-26 16:09:23 copypaste this is pretty funny to be honest
2015-11-26 16:09:55 n-tech This is why public education is a social service valuable to everyone
2015-11-26 16:10:02 n-tech nobody benefits from cheap labor that can't read an address
2015-11-26 16:12:00 copypaste our online results give you real-time, detailed progress as your shipment speeds through the DHL network.
2015-11-26 16:12:03 copypaste SPEEDS
2015-11-26 16:12:18 n-tech literally speeding through the streets of manila
2015-11-26 16:12:26 n-tech like a metal ball in a pinball machine
2015-11-26 16:30:56 n-tech i am truly stumped
2015-11-26 16:31:12 n-tech laravel eloquent model binding does not appear to work on the beta server
2015-11-26 16:31:20 n-tech and it works everywhere else
2015-11-26 16:31:27 n-tech i haven't the slightest clue what can be causing it
2015-11-26 17:24:39 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/b/thread/4771601
2015-11-26 17:51:08 copypaste i don't knwo what that means
2015-11-26 17:51:14 copypaste but it coudl be a difference between php5 and php7
2015-11-26 17:52:01 n-tech I narrowed it down
2015-11-26 17:52:06 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/84q0JxJ.png
2015-11-26 17:52:10 n-tech this is my model when I try to save it
2015-11-26 17:52:15 copypaste do you like my post on your thread
2015-11-26 17:52:18 n-tech the dirty and original values mirror each other
2015-11-26 17:52:19 n-tech ye
2015-11-26 17:52:23 copypaste $17
2015-11-26 17:52:24 copypaste lol
2015-11-26 17:52:35 n-tech oh wait i didnt see that
2015-11-26 17:52:36 n-tech yeeee
2015-11-26 17:52:36 copypaste i know it's a bit more than that
2015-11-26 17:52:37 n-tech :---DD
2015-11-26 17:52:41 n-tech $45
2015-11-26 17:52:47 n-tech wait
2015-11-26 17:52:48 n-tech $60
2015-11-26 17:52:49 n-tech yeee
2015-11-26 17:52:50 n-tech holla
2015-11-26 17:53:55 copypaste yo you should turn ephemerality off on /next/
2015-11-26 17:54:08 copypaste i'm surprised intl/ints/freech/third party trolls hasn't flooded it yet
2015-11-26 17:54:17 copypaste [insert boogeyman here]
2015-11-26 17:54:31 n-tech tfw trust system works
2015-11-26 17:54:50 n-tech captcha is off too
2015-11-26 17:55:06 copypaste completely off?
2015-11-26 17:55:10 n-tech yes
2015-11-26 17:55:14 copypaste turn epehmerality off so you don't lose all your threads
2015-11-26 17:55:15 n-tech 1 second flood timer
2015-11-26 17:55:15 copypaste please
2015-11-26 17:55:17 n-tech that's all we have
2015-11-26 17:55:17 n-tech lol
2015-11-26 17:55:25 copypaste if you turn that off it's fine
2015-11-26 17:55:30 copypaste then you can just wipe out any floods
2015-11-26 17:55:32 n-tech done
2015-11-26 17:55:32 copypaste and keep your threads
2015-11-26 17:55:39 copypaste i thought that was the whole poitn of being able to turn it off
2015-11-26 17:55:41 copypaste aw yea G
2015-11-26 17:55:53 n-tech le forum not imageboard crying drybones faec
2015-11-26 17:56:01 copypaste btw i'm going to force captchas 24 hours on 8chan
2015-11-26 17:56:04 copypaste you can do whatever on the beta
2015-11-26 17:56:10 copypaste but the long dick of the law will come back
2015-11-26 17:56:25 n-tech I had it 1 hour / 10 posts
2015-11-26 17:56:29 n-tech and tested the form hard enough
2015-11-26 17:56:35 n-tech that it didn't bother me because of how amazingly responsive it was
2015-11-26 17:56:37 n-tech then i turned it off
2015-11-26 17:56:38 copypaste a flood would be good actually
2015-11-26 17:56:49 copypaste see how much PPH we can get
2015-11-26 17:56:58 copypaste 8chan's record is 13K
2015-11-26 17:57:03 n-tech lol
2015-11-26 17:57:05 copypaste the whole site was unusable during that flood
2015-11-26 17:57:10 copypaste even mod.php stopped working
2015-11-26 17:57:15 copypaste only flood posts were getting through
2015-11-26 17:57:16 copypaste lol
2015-11-26 19:58:02 copypaste just beat SA finally
2015-11-26 19:58:10 copypaste at least, the main storyline
2015-11-26 19:58:15 copypaste not robbing the casino and shit
2015-11-26 19:58:41 copypaste i thought my game was all fucked up because i was fireproof in the last mission and i know i didn't cheat
2015-11-26 19:58:55 copypaste turns out that it was because i beat the firefighter missions lol
2015-11-26 19:59:03 copypaste (i did them like in the beginning of the game just for money)
2015-11-27 12:04:56 n-tech yeah they usually encourage you to beat the fire fighter missions before you do the finale
2015-11-27 12:05:07 n-tech because being able to skip the extinguishing parts maeks it a breeze
2015-11-27 12:58:48 -- irc: disconnected from server
2015-11-27 15:32:48 copypaste hey
2015-11-27 15:32:51 copypaste i got good news for you
2015-11-27 15:32:58 n-tech wassat
2015-11-27 15:33:02 copypaste jim wants to meet you tomorrow
2015-11-27 15:33:04 copypaste he's offering you a job
2015-11-27 15:33:08 copypaste but don't tell him i told you that
2015-11-27 15:33:12 n-tech To do what?
2015-11-27 15:33:16 copypaste i don't know
2015-11-27 15:33:18 n-tech oh it's secret
2015-11-27 15:33:19 n-tech okay
2015-11-27 15:33:21 copypaste yeah
2015-11-27 15:33:28 n-tech probably having to do with the financial future of 8chan
2015-11-27 15:33:36 copypaste he says he's impressed with the beta site
2015-11-27 15:33:48 n-tech i am a nuclear engine of autism
2015-11-27 15:34:23 n-tech hum
2015-11-27 15:34:27 n-tech well shit today's a good day then
2015-11-27 15:34:35 n-tech I'm so happy I found my issue with referenecs
2015-11-27 15:34:35 n-tech ; ;
2015-11-27 15:34:39 copypaste :D
2015-11-27 15:38:18 n-tech thanks for the heads up too
2015-11-27 15:38:22 n-tech I have to do my spring cleaning and bathe
2015-11-27 15:38:24 n-tech =3=
2015-11-27 15:38:27 n-tech so stressful
2015-11-27 15:38:49 copypaste we're going to meet at like a restaurant
2015-11-27 15:38:52 copypaste not are your apartment man
2015-11-27 15:38:55 copypaste at*
2015-11-27 15:38:58 n-tech o ok
2015-11-27 15:39:04 n-tech mm food
2015-11-27 15:40:56 copypaste it'll be at Giovanni's
2015-11-27 15:41:00 copypaste i know where it is
2015-11-27 15:41:06 copypaste it's right downstairs. we went there when you first came here
2015-11-27 15:41:06 n-tech sounds like pizza
2015-11-27 15:41:09 copypaste yep
2015-11-27 15:41:14 n-tech didn't we eat there
2015-11-27 15:41:19 n-tech like straight from the airport
2015-11-27 15:41:22 copypaste yeah we did
2015-11-27 15:41:24 copypaste that's what i said, lol
2015-11-27 15:41:27 n-tech o
2015-11-27 15:41:29 n-tech O
2015-11-27 15:41:43 copypaste ok. 10AM tomorrow
2015-11-27 15:41:46 copypaste i'll come get you
2015-11-27 15:42:17 copypaste it will be you, jim, mochi and i
2015-11-27 15:43:44 copypaste also, you should know that jim spent the last month at like a temple or something learning yoga
2015-11-27 15:43:56 copypaste he hurt his hip really bad and went to the hospital at the end of it
2015-11-27 15:43:59 copypaste but he did graduate
2015-11-27 15:46:57 n-tech fuck man
2015-11-27 15:46:58 n-tech that sucks
2015-11-27 15:47:24 n-tech man this motherfucker with my box
2015-11-27 15:47:29 n-tech has an hour and 15 minutes to get to me with my box
2015-11-27 15:47:40 n-tech or imma be really steamed at these guys
2015-11-27 15:48:32 n-tech Does this mean Jim has seen beta/jim/?
2015-11-27 15:48:53 copypaste you know i don't know
2015-11-27 15:48:56 copypaste you'll have to ask him
2015-11-27 17:34:20 [copypaste away: Not here right now. since 2015-11-27 17:34:20+0800]
2015-11-27 19:32:00 [copypaste back: gone 01:57:39]
2015-11-27 23:30:51 copypaste aw man i just crashed my GTA:SA by editing my save file to put an RC bandit in the garage
2015-11-27 23:31:06 n-tech god fuck those missions
2015-11-27 23:31:11 n-tech the zero rc missions can suck a dick
2015-11-27 23:31:15 n-tech literally the only missions i never completed
2015-11-27 23:31:19 n-tech could never blow up the fucking vans
2015-11-27 23:31:36 copypaste wow really?
2015-11-27 23:31:41 n-tech yea
2015-11-27 23:31:44 n-tech infuriating
2015-11-27 23:31:45 copypaste i had a lot of trouble with the last one from him
2015-11-27 23:31:49 copypaste if you never blew up the vans
2015-11-27 23:31:51 copypaste you nevre got to it
2015-11-27 23:31:54 n-tech i never got that far, but I knew of them
2015-11-27 23:31:58 copypaste you literally have 5 seconds
2015-11-27 23:32:02 n-tech because I read a ton of guides
2015-11-27 23:32:09 copypaste you have to help his bandit get through an obsticale coruse
2015-11-27 23:33:49 n-tech I have a nigger song for you
2015-11-27 23:33:52 n-tech that you might actually like
2015-11-27 23:33:53 n-tech wanna hear it?
2015-11-27 23:34:30 n-tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eIf3GijdMA
2015-11-27 23:35:43 n-tech this is probably
2015-11-27 23:35:46 n-tech the most nigger song
2015-11-27 23:35:49 n-tech i've ever fucking heard
2015-11-27 23:35:52 n-tech like it's just so dense
2015-11-27 23:35:56 copypaste it's not bad
2015-11-27 23:35:56 n-tech listen to the lyrics, if you can
2015-11-27 23:35:57 n-tech all of it
2015-11-27 23:36:01 n-tech no no no just listen to the lyrics
2015-11-27 23:36:04 copypaste 2 and 3 dollas between us
2015-11-27 23:36:05 n-tech the song is really good actually
2015-11-27 23:36:06 copypaste :DD
2015-11-27 23:36:07 n-tech but the LYRICS
2015-11-27 23:36:08 n-tech are NIGGER
2015-11-27 23:36:11 n-tech it gets so much worse
2015-11-27 23:36:24 copypaste dominos boy lol
2015-11-27 23:36:30 n-tech every verse
2015-11-27 23:36:32 n-tech is more nigger than the last
2015-11-27 23:36:38 copypaste ain't you hungry my nigga
2015-11-27 23:36:39 n-tech you're gonna love like 3 minutes in
2015-11-27 23:36:41 copypaste i'm dying
2015-11-27 23:36:43 n-tech helll yeaaaa
2015-11-27 23:38:02 copypaste that CC fraud part
2015-11-27 23:38:05 copypaste i'm not even mad
2015-11-27 23:38:10 n-tech gets worse man
2015-11-27 23:38:12 copypaste i thought that was white trash type of crime
2015-11-27 23:38:18 copypaste i KNOW people who do that
2015-11-27 23:38:21 n-tech lolol
2015-11-27 23:38:35 copypaste niggas getting in on our trailer park business
2015-11-27 23:38:44 copypaste i'm going to tell my homeys to pop em
2015-11-27 23:38:45 copypaste :^)
2015-11-27 23:38:56 n-tech hood versus the park man
2015-11-27 23:39:03 n-tech or maybe even
2015-11-27 23:39:05 n-tech hood versus the hoods
2015-11-27 23:39:13 copypaste fuck the welfare, we say reparations
2015-11-27 23:39:14 copypaste topkek
2015-11-27 23:39:18 n-tech yeeeee
2015-11-27 23:39:23 n-tech that's the good one
2015-11-27 23:40:15 copypaste flips all steal from their jobs
2015-11-27 23:40:20 copypaste that's the purpose of the security guards
2015-11-27 23:40:22 copypaste as i told you
2015-11-27 23:40:24 copypaste they don't care about us
2015-11-27 23:40:35 copypaste i mean, they help me (even carry wheelchairs upstairs)
2015-11-27 23:40:43 copypaste but they aren't there to watch us
2015-11-27 23:40:44 copypaste lol
2015-11-27 23:40:55 n-tech what do you mean?
2015-11-27 23:41:15 copypaste i mean that filipino employees are by and large thieves.
2015-11-27 23:41:16 n-tech it feels like i missed a line or two
2015-11-27 23:41:19 n-tech ahh
2015-11-27 23:41:20 n-tech lol
2015-11-27 23:41:29 n-tech idk the security guards are chill here
2015-11-27 23:41:36 n-tech i've not had a bad encounter with an employee
2015-11-27 23:41:40 copypaste yeah, as i said they're there to keep the employees in check
2015-11-27 23:41:43 copypaste and to keep the other guards in check
2015-11-27 23:41:51 copypaste because it's not hard for an employee and one guard to collude
2015-11-27 23:41:53 n-tech are all the men in white narcs then?
2015-11-27 23:41:57 copypaste yes
2015-11-27 23:42:09 copypaste they get more money when they turn fools in
2015-11-27 23:42:18 n-tech $$narclife$$
2015-11-27 23:42:29 copypaste i once rode uber with a former NBI agent
2015-11-27 23:42:39 copypaste i was kind of spooked when a black SUV rolled up and i saw his shirt
2015-11-27 23:42:47 copypaste lol
2015-11-27 23:42:53 copypaste he now owns a security guard business
2015-11-27 23:42:58 copypaste and was telling me about the trade
2015-11-27 23:42:58 n-tech what? really? do they share rides with uber?
2015-11-27 23:43:01 n-tech or was he the driver?
2015-11-27 23:43:04 copypaste yeah he was the driver
2015-11-27 23:43:11 n-tech we always have fucking weird drivers
2015-11-27 23:43:24 copypaste i was like first off "NBI don't pay you enough?"
2015-11-27 23:43:27 copypaste i'm pretty rude i guess
2015-11-27 23:43:29 copypaste but it got him talking
2015-11-27 23:43:30 copypaste lol
2015-11-27 23:43:32 n-tech lol
2015-11-27 23:43:36 n-tech did it?
2015-11-27 23:43:43 copypaste sure, he told me all about his security guard business
2015-11-27 23:43:48 copypaste and his ranch with 11 dogs
2015-11-27 23:43:53 n-tech bow wow
2015-11-27 23:44:00 n-tech nononon
2015-11-27 23:44:01 copypaste it's in antipolo
2015-11-27 23:44:01 n-tech i meant
2015-11-27 23:44:04 copypaste he even invited me to gothere
2015-11-27 23:44:07 n-tech the nbi didn't pay enough
2015-11-27 23:44:11 copypaste oh
2015-11-27 23:44:18 copypaste no he just got too old to keep being in it
2015-11-27 23:44:21 copypaste there's an age limit
2015-11-27 23:44:28 copypaste for the foot soldiers at least
2015-11-27 23:44:49 copypaste (if he was telling the truth - he also could have been quietly dismissed for being corrupt to the core)
2015-11-27 23:44:56 copypaste (lol welcome to the fils)
2015-11-27 23:49:28 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/E1Skotu.png
2015-11-27 23:52:02 n-tech I wonder what the daily life of Kim Jung Un is
2015-11-27 23:52:11 n-tech Does he ever have a day to just sit around in his underwear playing western video games
2015-11-27 23:52:27 n-tech If I was the God King I'd want those days
2015-11-28 00:15:56 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/2909#3299
2015-11-28 00:49:07 copypaste yes good including CAPTCHA?
2015-11-28 00:49:14 copypaste and i can lock only certain board's settings?
2015-11-28 00:49:19 n-tech there are no captcha settings on the board
2015-11-28 00:49:21 n-tech yes
2015-11-28 00:49:26 n-tech all locks are board-specific
2015-11-28 00:49:28 copypaste OK
2015-11-28 00:49:38 copypaste for example, mark once threatened to make his board "SFW"
2015-11-28 00:49:38 n-tech the only thing you cant lock
2015-11-28 00:49:41 n-tech and i may have to change this
2015-11-28 00:49:42 n-tech yess
2015-11-28 00:49:43 n-tech that's one
2015-11-28 00:49:49 copypaste also, i'd like per-board CAPTCHAs as well...
2015-11-28 00:49:52 n-tech title, description, sfw, overboard, indexing
2015-11-28 00:50:00 n-tech those are board level and not settings
2015-11-28 00:50:00 copypaste some boards are just spam magnets
2015-11-28 00:50:01 copypaste /furry/
2015-11-28 00:50:04 copypaste OK
2015-11-28 00:50:08 copypaste but it can be done?
2015-11-28 00:50:19 copypaste i don't need to be able to lock it
2015-11-28 00:50:21 n-tech anything can be done, but that sort of locking wouldn't fit into the convention
2015-11-28 00:50:26 n-tech oh you can change it sure
2015-11-28 00:50:26 copypaste but they should be able to make their CAPTCHAs more strict
2015-11-28 00:50:30 copypaste ok
2015-11-28 00:50:38 n-tech captcha settings would be easy
2015-11-28 00:50:40 n-tech it's "planned"
2015-11-28 00:50:44 n-tech i want people to pick captcha profiles too
2015-11-28 00:50:49 n-tech between light/dark/chinese/arabic
2015-11-28 00:50:59 n-tech only the first two are colors
2015-11-28 00:50:59 copypaste cool
2015-11-28 00:51:02 copypaste also do a kana one
2015-11-28 00:51:02 n-tech im not talking like brown colored captchas
2015-11-28 00:51:04 n-tech that'd be racist
2015-11-28 00:51:05 copypaste for ultra weebs
2015-11-28 00:51:06 n-tech oh that's done
2015-11-28 00:51:08 n-tech :---DDD
2015-11-28 00:51:11 copypaste neat
2015-11-28 00:51:12 n-tech i forgot jap
2015-11-28 00:52:17 n-tech I'm doing uh, content originality settings
2015-11-28 00:52:22 n-tech for image and post specifications
2015-11-28 00:52:25 n-tech that's the second blocker
2015-11-28 00:52:31 n-tech it's going to be:
2015-11-28 00:52:38 n-tech Image [thread/board] enforcement
2015-11-28 00:52:46 n-tech Post content [thread/board/r9k] enforcement
2015-11-28 00:52:52 n-tech where r9k is board but with autobans
2015-11-28 00:54:27 copypaste you keep dodging the v1 API :-DDDD
2015-11-28 00:54:36 n-tech because it's shib :---DDDDD
2015-11-28 00:54:39 copypaste yeah
2015-11-28 00:54:55 copypaste how hard is it to insert a post in all V1 API thread responses
2015-11-28 00:54:56 copypaste just
2015-11-28 00:55:03 n-tech not very
2015-11-28 00:55:10 n-tech you know what's going to be hard?
2015-11-28 00:55:11 n-tech maintaining it
2015-11-28 00:55:17 n-tech i will probably have to make fucking
2015-11-28 00:55:19 n-tech unit tests for that shit
2015-11-28 00:55:24 n-tech ffssfskfjgfd
2015-11-28 00:56:20 copypaste "This response uses the V1 API ("4chan compatible API / vichan API"). This API will be deprecated on January 1, 2017 in favor of the new API, documented here(link). Please inform the developer of this application that he needs to update before then. Also, any new feature that was not available in the v1 API will not be available to you."
2015-11-28 00:56:25 copypaste second post in every v1 JSON
2015-11-28 00:56:30 copypaste should spur action
2015-11-28 11:19:14 copypaste shit dude that was crazy
2015-11-28 11:19:22 n-tech lol
2015-11-28 11:19:32 copypaste i'm letting him have it in slack now
2015-11-28 11:19:43 copypaste he wrote "let's close 8chan" into my query window
2015-11-28 11:19:46 copypaste not into the servers chat
2015-11-28 11:19:48 copypaste he's playing games
2015-11-28 11:19:54 n-tech duh
2015-11-28 11:20:10 n-tech he understands that 8chan is a binding of people surrounding a set of boxes and software
2015-11-28 11:20:17 n-tech and if the underlyings change they will migrate as they have before
2015-11-28 11:20:34 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 11:20:40 copypaste things will fall apart without our support
2015-11-28 11:20:44 copypaste he thinks RQI can fix vichan?
2015-11-28 11:20:45 copypaste pffhahaha
2015-11-28 11:20:54 n-tech they'd end up using next on public agpl3
2015-11-28 11:21:04 copypaste perhaps ron will chip in and write a new broken thing in haskell
2015-11-28 11:21:10 copypaste eight months later when the site is dead as a doornail
2015-11-28 11:21:19 n-tech my offer was good idk what the problem was
2015-11-28 11:21:24 copypaste neither do i
2015-11-28 11:21:29 n-tech i lit up when i found the words "sublicense" in my brain
2015-11-28 11:21:34 n-tech i was like aww yeee that's the right word
2015-11-28 11:22:01 n-tech maybe he got mad because a dumpy looking hippie in a hoodie in 40 degree heat stood him up on a pretty attractive offer
2015-11-28 11:22:13 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 11:22:23 copypaste i told him that you are not all about money
2015-11-28 11:22:26 copypaste and you are about the community
2015-11-28 11:22:35 copypaste i chose AGPL as an insurance policy by the way
2015-11-28 11:22:39 copypaste it's like a last will and testament
2015-11-28 11:22:50 copypaste if he fucks up 8ch it can move because the software is free
2015-11-28 11:22:54 copypaste just like RMS would have wanted
2015-11-28 11:23:10 n-tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY
2015-11-28 11:23:38 copypaste we could have gone with BSD but i had it in the back of my mind
2015-11-28 11:23:41 copypaste that he's pull some BS like this
2015-11-28 11:23:45 copypaste now you see the value of AGPL
2015-11-28 11:23:58 n-tech for things like this ye
2015-11-28 11:24:04 n-tech i think that agpl3 on brennan captcha was excessive
2015-11-28 11:24:08 copypaste yeah
2015-11-28 11:24:11 copypaste i should bsd that
2015-11-28 11:24:11 n-tech we did have a contributor for that yesterday though
2015-11-28 11:24:22 n-tech oman contributed arabic captchas :^)
2015-11-28 11:24:25 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 11:24:29 n-tech he even added rtl solutions
2015-11-28 11:24:44 n-tech i had a feeling jim is just going to be like
2015-11-28 11:24:51 n-tech one of those people who I fucking infuriate for reasons beyond me
2015-11-28 11:24:55 copypaste https://imgur.com/xgVa9pu
2015-11-28 11:25:00 copypaste this is what i wrote to him
2015-11-28 11:26:15 n-tech maybe he's just seeing if we talk about this
2015-11-28 11:26:23 n-tech i'm trying to give jim credit somehow in my mind
2015-11-28 11:26:24 n-tech lol
2015-11-28 11:26:25 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 11:31:52 copypaste part 2 https://i.imgur.com/rQJDWs7.png
2015-11-28 11:38:32 n-tech i didn't troll him i asked a question
2015-11-28 11:38:39 n-tech if i can't ask questions we can't do business
2015-11-28 11:38:50 n-tech i'm not going to let myself be bullied by some old prick who doesn't get modern technology and consumerism
2015-11-28 11:38:59 n-tech respecting the user is the keystone to a successful business
2015-11-28 11:39:21 copypaste i agree with you
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste jim 11:31 AM My concern is company privacy. I don't care about license if it is developed inside the company. I am concerned that josh can't or won't keep secrets. I understand why he doesn't hold jobs well. I can overlook that personality defect, but I can't allow company privacy to be at risk.
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste 11:34
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste So figure it out fredrick. You are the manager. If you can control him and use him effectively and keep contact with me at a minimum. We can hire him.
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste copypaste
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste 11:36 AM What is "company privacy"? The board software is open and anonymous. This model actually guarantees that secret components won't ever be accidentally leaked. Right now on 8chan all components have to be hardlinked into the code ("include"). The new software allows all components being in their own world, and you still being able to "login with your 8ch account." (Just like "Login with
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste your Facebook account"). That is how passes and softserve will eventually be implemented, as closed source software that links via OAuth.
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:40:30 copypaste 11:36
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste This model is actually technically genius because it allows us to mix the strength of the AGPL with closed source componoents. I came up with it.
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste 11:38
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste You shouldn't expect Josh to keep secrets for you, because up until now he didn't work for you. He worked for the 8chan community and they all donated to him.
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste 11:38
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste I chose to endorse his software after a short contest because it was the soundest option presented, but this was entirely a community effort.
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste 11:40
2015-11-28 11:40:31 copypaste Other entries were a node.js imageboard, an unfinished Python concept and some Haskell vaporware.
2015-11-28 11:41:19 n-tech ll
2015-11-28 11:41:25 n-tech i can't spill company secrets if i don't know any
2015-11-28 11:41:30 n-tech all the things i do know how remained with me
2015-11-28 11:41:36 n-tech i asked him a question that anyone using 8chan could have asked
2015-11-28 11:41:46 n-tech i just asked it really well because I knew exactly what answer I needed to hear
2015-11-28 11:41:57 n-tech I held my job for 4 years and left on my own terms
2015-11-28 11:42:01 n-tech because they pissed me off
2015-11-28 11:42:09 n-tech people who piss me off don't get to have influence over me
2015-11-28 11:43:08 n-tech he's not telling you what he's really worried about
2015-11-28 11:43:13 copypaste yeah
2015-11-28 11:43:16 n-tech he thinks i'm some uber-virtuous whistleblower
2015-11-28 11:43:23 n-tech who will fuck him over the first chance I get
2015-11-28 11:43:29 copypaste what whistle is there to blow?
2015-11-28 11:43:35 n-tech he breaks many laws
2015-11-28 11:43:36 copypaste unless he's really datamining or something
2015-11-28 11:43:37 n-tech he doesn't trust me
2015-11-28 11:43:49 copypaste what laws?
2015-11-28 11:44:06 n-tech his tax shit is probably iffy, what he wants to do with 8chan might not be in people's best interest
2015-11-28 11:44:13 n-tech he's afraid of having someone hurting 2channel from within
2015-11-28 11:44:17 n-tech and you know what they say
2015-11-28 11:44:25 n-tech never trust a man with long hair, a hoodie, and a laptop
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste jim
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste 11:40 AM OK, I don't want to interact with him. Security is your responsibility. If you can control him we can hire him. In the future please talk to and explain to me before community efforts begin. It is my fault for never visiting the infinity next website.
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste copypaste
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste 11:45 AM It was never the plan to hire him, at least it was never my plan. This was your idea and I entertained it, but I shouldn't have. The new software is well commented and uses a well-known framework "Laravel". We really don't need his help after it's done, though it would be nice. I planned to just let him go work on his Chinese chan (which yes, will probably fail) and then maintain it
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste myself, perhaps with RQI helping and share-alike my changes.
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste 11:45
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste That was the whole plan.
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste 11:45
2015-11-28 11:45:49 copypaste You made alternate offers which confused things
2015-11-28 11:46:47 copypaste I trusted that you understood the project's status considering it's public information, but I guess I was naive...
2015-11-28 11:47:21 copypaste -
2015-11-28 11:47:36 copypaste sorry if this hurts your feelings but it's all true, if you left we could continue to maintain it, that's the whole point of the rewrite
2015-11-28 11:47:45 n-tech yeah that's the whole idea
2015-11-28 11:47:50 n-tech that wouldn't hurt my feelings, it's what i wnat
2015-11-28 11:47:57 n-tech people are disposable
2015-11-28 11:48:53 n-tech i am finally chaotic neutral
2015-11-28 11:50:10 copypaste I can't believe he offered you a salary even
2015-11-28 11:50:29 copypaste I think he's going senile or way out of touch with the reality of the situation
2015-11-28 11:50:40 n-tech he can't buy me and he hates it
2015-11-28 11:50:50 copypaste Perhaps he wants you to take my place
2015-11-28 11:50:56 copypaste That could be it, I wouldn't mind
2015-11-28 11:50:57 n-tech THE SINGAPOREAN DREAM
2015-11-28 11:50:59 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 11:51:06 copypaste Or at least wanted
2015-11-28 11:51:16 n-tech I doubt it, he fucking hates me apparently lol
2015-11-28 11:51:46 copypaste At the end of the convo he fucking hated you
2015-11-28 11:51:50 copypaste But at the beginning he was offering you shit
2015-11-28 11:51:54 copypaste Did you hear 100,000?
2015-11-28 11:51:57 copypaste That's pesos.
2015-11-28 11:52:01 n-tech i her 100 but i don't know what that means lol
2015-11-28 11:52:03 n-tech per month?
2015-11-28 11:52:08 copypaste I'm positve.
2015-11-28 11:52:13 copypaste That's how salaries are paid here.
2015-11-28 11:52:19 copypaste Actually bi-weekly and 13th month pay.
2015-11-28 11:52:28 n-tech + rent
2015-11-28 11:52:32 n-tech that's almost as much as i made in aus
2015-11-28 11:52:39 copypaste Mochi gets a salary of 10,000
2015-11-28 11:52:41 n-tech if it was biweekly that's more than i made in aus
2015-11-28 11:52:42 n-tech lol
2015-11-28 11:52:45 copypaste For Christmas she gets an extra 10K
2015-11-28 11:52:49 copypaste (this is a tradition here)
2015-11-28 11:52:54 n-tech aww
2015-11-28 11:53:21 copypaste It could be monthly, but since he quoted pesos
2015-11-28 11:53:27 copypaste I think he wanted to pay you using the local system.
2015-11-28 11:53:53 n-tech between 2600~4700$ a month
2015-11-28 11:53:58 n-tech depending on if it was biweekly or not
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste jim
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste 11:51 AM No I don't understand it. I felt sorry for Josh because he seemed to be getting a raw deal, and Ron was saying we should hire him. I am sorry I wasted your time.
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste copypaste
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste 11:54 AM He is probably getting a raw deal, I agree. But he's very much a free spirited person. He really believes in this Chinese chan, and no one can talk him out of it. I'm fine with it, the project had been going so well until today
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste 11:54
2015-11-28 11:55:12 copypaste We were planning to switch 8ch.net over on the 15th and by January have completely taken over development. Then he'd probably leave in February.
2015-11-28 11:55:46 copypaste -
2015-11-28 11:57:11 n-tech the issue is very much that he doesn't trust me because I have a code lol
2015-11-28 11:57:20 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 11:57:36 copypaste the code is open though
2015-11-28 11:57:39 copypaste it's not like it's secret
2015-11-28 11:57:44 copypaste he just doesn't like that he has to share
2015-11-28 11:57:58 copypaste (even though that will be completely my responsibility)
2015-11-28 11:57:58 n-tech he kept saying stuff about security but that's the main purpose of open source
2015-11-28 11:58:05 copypaste i know
2015-11-28 11:58:09 copypaste that's not the problem at all
2015-11-28 11:58:10 n-tech and even if all of 8chan dumped
2015-11-28 11:58:14 n-tech even if the contents of the beta server leaked
2015-11-28 11:58:17 n-tech there is nothing valuable there
2015-11-28 11:58:22 copypaste only PIs
2015-11-28 11:58:23 n-tech even authorship data is retained for only 2 weeks
2015-11-28 11:58:25 copypaste IPs*
2015-11-28 11:58:26 copypaste yeah
2015-11-28 11:58:30 copypaste that's even better than 8ch.net
2015-11-28 11:58:35 copypaste which keeps it as long as posts exist.
2015-11-28 11:58:47 n-tech yea and i tell people that and it always surprises them lol
2015-11-28 11:59:00 copypaste I'll have to rewrite the privacy policy
2015-11-28 11:59:03 copypaste To match the new software
2015-11-28 11:59:09 copypaste Except this time it'll be better than the old one
2015-11-28 11:59:15 copypaste no forced YT embeds and so on
2015-11-28 12:01:57 copypaste so glad you accepted this license right now
2015-11-28 12:02:04 copypaste we beat the man
2015-11-28 12:02:10 copypaste he just folded
2015-11-28 12:03:24 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/nE4yxFo.jpg
2015-11-28 12:06:37 copypaste also
2015-11-28 12:06:45 copypaste the last time i gave you money i told you it was a donation but i lied
2015-11-28 12:06:47 copypaste that's true
2015-11-28 12:06:50 copypaste i knew you wouldn't take it from me
2015-11-28 12:06:54 copypaste unless you thought it was a donation
2015-11-28 12:06:56 copypaste so, surprise! ( ≖‿≖)
2015-11-28 12:07:12 n-tech did ron give you money ..?
2015-11-28 12:07:21 copypaste Pulled it out of my savings
2015-11-28 12:07:27 n-tech ;~; don't do that ok
2015-11-28 12:07:30 n-tech stannis got my back
2015-11-28 12:07:33 n-tech he a real trooper
2015-11-28 12:08:55 copypaste i'm good now though, i thoght it would be hard but i got that oekaki contract
2015-11-28 12:09:01 copypaste already signed and paid jim can't retract it
2015-11-28 12:28:54 n-tech gcam [12:21 PM]
2015-11-28 12:28:54 n-tech I want to save pages as a static site, to be served statically directly from nginx for speed
2015-11-28 12:28:54 n-tech jawsh [12:28 PM]
2015-11-28 12:28:54 n-tech not
2015-11-28 12:28:54 n-tech [12:28]
2015-11-28 12:28:55 n-tech no
2015-11-28 12:28:57 n-tech [12:28]
2015-11-28 12:28:59 n-tech no
2015-11-28 12:29:01 n-tech [12:28]
2015-11-28 12:29:03 n-tech no no no
2015-11-28 12:29:05 n-tech [12:28]
2015-11-28 12:29:07 n-tech do not do that
2015-11-28 12:29:09 n-tech [12:28]
2015-11-28 12:29:11 n-tech DO NOT do that
2015-11-28 12:35:54 n-tech Is he still saying anything?
2015-11-28 13:21:40 n-tech cwcvilletechsupport
2015-11-28 13:40:39 copypaste sent
2015-11-28 13:40:44 copypaste i called his cell in japan
2015-11-28 13:40:49 copypaste he'll call you on skype when he has time
2015-11-28 13:40:58 n-tech alrighty, thanks
2015-11-28 13:41:08 copypaste also here's the schedule
2015-11-28 13:41:15 copypaste Hey Fred. I’m preparing to order these tickets. So you and Josh will fly to Okinawa on the 21st. Then we all go to Sapporo on the 24th, then back on the 28th. Correct?Since Josh is with you, I’ll probably go to Tokyo on the 16th, and then meet you guys in Okinawa. I just need Josh's full name.
2015-11-28 13:41:29 n-tech sweet
2015-11-28 13:41:30 copypaste i told him your name already so that's all set
2015-11-28 13:41:30 n-tech thanks
2015-11-28 13:41:42 copypaste we're setting both extremes of japan
2015-11-28 13:41:44 copypaste okinawa and sapporo
2015-11-28 13:41:45 copypaste (⌐■‿■)
2015-11-28 13:42:10 copypaste they sell dihydrocodeine OTC in japan so i will be high the whole time
2015-11-28 13:42:14 copypaste it'll be a gr8 vacation
2015-11-28 13:42:21 n-tech is that an upper or a downer
2015-11-28 13:42:35 copypaste they mix it with caffeine
2015-11-28 13:42:37 copypaste so both :DD
2015-11-28 13:42:41 n-tech wew
2015-11-28 13:43:00 copypaste i blame kara for all my drug experimentation
2015-11-28 13:43:02 copypaste she got me into this shit
2015-11-28 13:43:04 copypaste fucking bitch
2015-11-28 13:43:16 copypaste before her i had never even drank alcohol
2015-11-28 13:43:20 copypaste or smoked weed, or had sex
2015-11-28 13:43:24 n-tech you still don't lightweight
2015-11-28 13:43:30 n-tech ye you could be like me
2015-11-28 13:43:36 n-tech viced by pure desire for productivity
2015-11-28 13:43:39 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 13:43:39 n-tech well then again i did all those things
2015-11-28 13:43:45 n-tech but i still like productivity
2015-11-28 13:43:47 n-tech sex isn't productive
2015-11-28 13:43:51 n-tech only reproductive
2015-11-28 13:43:55 copypaste after we did all that stuff
2015-11-28 13:43:56 n-tech and ain't nobody got time for that
2015-11-28 13:44:00 copypaste in a month we were doing psychedelic drugs
2015-11-28 13:44:08 copypaste things ramped up fast
2015-11-28 13:44:11 copypaste lol
2015-11-28 13:44:40 n-tech lol
2015-11-28 13:44:44 n-tech i've still never done psychadelics
2015-11-28 13:45:01 copypaste it's the most fun i've ever had in my life
2015-11-28 13:45:05 copypaste you should have taken my invitation
2015-11-28 13:45:08 copypaste i don't get those very often
2015-11-28 13:45:11 copypaste whenever i do i drop everything
2015-11-28 13:45:18 copypaste clear the calendar
2015-11-28 13:45:22 copypaste send mochi somewhere
2015-11-28 13:45:22 copypaste lol
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2015-11-28 15:00:58 n-tech How much bandwidth does have 8chan have?
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2015-11-28 15:30:26 copypaste 20TB monthly thereabouts
2015-11-28 15:30:34 copypaste it's not being unplugged so we don't have to worry about it yet
2015-11-28 15:30:36 copypaste but yeah
2015-11-28 15:30:44 copypaste i was hoping that this would lower that by 20% or so
2015-11-28 15:30:49 copypaste but we'll have to see ...
2015-11-28 19:43:24 copypaste did you talk to ron ?
2015-11-28 19:43:36 copypaste i think i have a solution that makes everyone happy
2015-11-28 19:44:26 copypaste you are hired by Ron's company, you get instructions from Ron and I (mostly just "pls help me implement X"), and you don't have to talk to Jim at all
2015-11-28 19:44:35 copypaste you also aren't privy to any RQI/NTT info so Jim won't care about you
2015-11-28 19:44:59 copypaste Jim seemed to like this solution
2015-11-28 19:46:53 copypaste and we have you for a year in case we need help with anything (which we are bound to even though we could figure it out ourselves)
2015-11-28 19:47:04 copypaste ron seems to really like you which is good news for you
2015-11-28 19:47:14 copypaste Ron is the Dick Cheney to Jim's George W Bush
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2015-11-29 00:59:48 n-tech Ron is amiable. I just don't know what the terms of employment would be.
2015-11-29 00:59:56 n-tech If it's just fix stuff on 8chan, add proprietary module to complement public software
2015-11-29 00:59:59 n-tech I can do that no problem
2015-11-29 01:00:08 n-tech but I'm very opinionated. He needs to know that.
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2015-11-29 17:32:33 copypaste ron can handle it much better than jim
2015-11-29 17:32:49 copypaste jim is someone everyone walks on eggshells around
2015-11-29 17:33:11 copypaste ron would at least listen to your criticism of softserve or anything even if he didn't agree
2015-11-29 17:33:16 copypaste jim would just explode
2015-11-29 17:33:24 copypaste whenever i really want something i talk to ron and he makes it happen
2015-11-29 17:33:30 copypaste start doing that and you'll be alright
2015-11-29 17:34:14 copypaste he doesn't even understand why 2ch is still in business, the real reason
2015-11-29 17:34:21 copypaste not that the other textboards don't scale, that's a lod of shit
2015-11-29 17:34:31 copypaste it's just a very old, very popular site that everyone knows about
2015-11-29 17:34:59 copypaste if it was just as easy as "if you build it they will come" he would have been broke last year when all that drama happened
2015-11-29 17:35:52 n-tech yea that's why 4chan stays up
2015-11-29 17:36:07 n-tech they can abuse the user's trust as long as they want because the oldest users were there when they were kids
2015-11-29 17:37:17 copypaste after that little incident yesterday
2015-11-29 17:37:25 copypaste i am going to be much more careful around jim
2015-11-29 17:37:48 n-tech I don't consider him trustworthy at all, like that was almost lolcowish
2015-11-29 17:37:53 n-tech EXECUTE ORDER SIX SIX
2015-11-29 17:37:54 copypaste yeah i agree
2015-11-29 17:38:19 n-tech i would have totally started up 16ch.sg the same day
2015-11-29 17:38:28 copypaste if he shut it down, sure
2015-11-29 17:38:32 copypaste but he was just bluffing
2015-11-29 17:38:32 n-tech ye
2015-11-29 17:38:34 copypaste throwing a tantrum
2015-11-29 17:38:35 n-tech ye
2015-11-29 17:38:40 n-tech he couldn't buy me
2015-11-29 17:38:45 n-tech i am true chaotic neutral
2015-11-29 17:38:50 n-tech the autism elemental
2015-11-29 17:38:58 copypaste i told him befroe to just close it if he's mad about the money
2015-11-29 17:39:17 copypaste but it's not the money he's concerned about, he told me at taco bell that he's afraid 2ch is getting too far in the past
2015-11-29 17:39:23 copypaste he's afraid of twitter and other sites the japs are using now
2015-11-29 17:39:33 copypaste he sees it as a testbed in a language he can understand
2015-11-29 17:40:32 n-tech lol, if he had funded it from the beginning I probably would have been okay with it
2015-11-29 17:40:34 n-tech but he didn't
2015-11-29 17:40:38 n-tech 8chan owns that software
2015-11-29 17:41:05 n-tech I can afford to work ...
2015-11-29 17:41:06 n-tech 17 days and 8 hours
2015-11-29 17:41:06 n-tech ... thanks to $12,045 donated by generous contributors,
2015-11-29 17:41:06 n-tech who have supported development for 208 days so far.
2015-11-29 17:47:57 copypaste indeed
2015-11-29 17:48:01 copypaste he didn't like the idea at first
2015-11-29 17:48:08 copypaste now that it's almost done he wants to be cut in
2015-11-29 17:48:22 copypaste 8chan was still working back when we started, remember
2015-11-29 17:48:27 copypaste he probably thought it was unnecessary
2015-11-29 17:48:48 n-tech ye the true inspo for this was the posts_ table
2015-11-29 17:48:49 copypaste and not only that, any ad revenue or whatever is still his
2015-11-29 17:48:56 n-tech which is now one of the lesser issues
2015-11-29 17:48:57 copypaste anything else his RQI guys amke is his
2015-11-29 17:49:01 copypaste just this is owned by the community
2015-11-29 17:49:06 copypaste he is a straight up dick about it
2015-11-29 17:49:28 copypaste yeah i remember
2015-11-29 17:57:08 n-tech I find myself doubleposting a lot on Next
2015-11-29 17:57:15 n-tech not like, on accident
2015-11-29 17:57:21 n-tech I will follow up my first post with a second idea
2015-11-29 17:57:28 n-tech I guess because it posts so quickly it's not like a formal arrangement
2015-11-29 17:57:32 n-tech it's simple to tack on a second though
2015-11-29 17:57:35 n-tech thought*
2015-11-29 18:08:28 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/sp/
2015-11-29 18:08:34 n-tech >tfw /sp/ has 8 full pages already
2015-11-29 18:09:02 n-tech I just realized their board looks a LOT like 8ch too
2015-11-29 18:09:11 n-tech Mark's idea to borrow CSS from other boards was great
2015-11-29 18:09:19 n-tech /nexttest/ is cascading CSS into a bunch of different boards
2015-11-29 18:09:29 n-tech so the owners dont have to keep them current
2015-11-30 18:58:15 n-tech http://8ch.net/cow/res/183655.html#184729
2015-11-30 18:58:16 n-tech hahahaha
2015-11-30 19:06:17 copypaste what an attetion whore
2015-11-30 19:06:31 copypaste if i were him i'd lay low
2015-11-30 19:06:34 copypaste his dox are out there
2015-11-30 19:06:36 n-tech his board officially flatlined, no activity for a week
2015-11-30 19:06:49 copypaste make too much of a fool of yourself and you will lose your job
2015-11-30 19:06:52 copypaste that is america for you
2015-11-30 19:08:19 copypaste that's not a threat either, it's just there are plenty of weens out there
2015-11-30 19:08:25 copypaste if you get yourself involved with them
2015-11-30 19:08:29 copypaste don't be surprised when they turn on you
2015-11-30 19:09:25 n-tech yea, i already know, i told him this was the dumbest fucking idea ever
2015-11-30 19:09:29 n-tech this whole /baph/ with usernames shit
2015-11-30 19:09:56 n-tech you can't hold a professional relationship, live with someone who is a young girl trying to get by with her life, and be some dankweb le masked man le black fedora hacker
2015-11-30 19:10:12 copypaste you could if the two identities weren't connected
2015-11-30 19:10:18 copypaste but he cannot just not tripfag
2015-11-30 19:10:24 copypaste he's a narcissist or something, it's strange
2015-11-30 19:20:06 n-tech your moment of zen
2015-11-30 19:20:06 n-tech http://imgur.com/gallery/llzE3E3
2015-11-30 19:22:48 copypaste lol
2015-11-30 19:22:50 copypaste nice one
2015-11-30 19:23:13 n-tech i've decided im gonna do all my chrsitmas shopping in Japan
2015-11-30 19:23:34 copypaste good idea, especially if you're buying a lot of electronics
2015-11-30 19:23:42 n-tech gifts for 11 year old boy, 14 year old girl, two 40 year old woman, 45 year old man, 70 year old woman, 70 year old man
2015-11-30 19:23:46 n-tech gonna be tuff
2015-11-30 19:23:48 copypaste but remember, we're not going to like shoping centers
2015-11-30 19:24:11 n-tech are we hitting up places in particular?
2015-11-30 19:24:14 copypaste i give my mother a gift card, mochi 10k pesos and that's it
2015-11-30 19:24:16 copypaste lol
2015-11-30 19:24:35 copypaste ba humbug :^)
2015-11-30 19:24:53 n-tech The boy likes baseball so I wanna find him some weird Jap baseball thing
2015-11-30 19:24:53 copypaste but anyway, we're going to okinawa and sapporo
2015-11-30 19:24:58 copypaste a beach and a winter wonderland
2015-11-30 19:25:08 copypaste we're staying in a log cabin in sapporo, apparently
2015-11-30 19:25:14 n-tech oh dang
2015-11-30 19:25:28 copypaste yeah we're not going to tokyo
2015-11-30 19:25:48 copypaste if i were you i'd buy them their gifts on amazon
2015-11-30 19:25:56 copypaste amazon has gift wrapping, you can add a message
2015-11-30 19:26:15 copypaste beats having to speak broken japanese to random hick attendants and then mail all that shit
2015-11-30 19:26:17 copypaste but hey up to you
2015-11-30 20:17:32 copypaste haha, mochi told me she saw you at isetann
2015-11-30 20:17:39 n-tech yeee
2015-11-30 20:17:45 n-tech she had a big box of reeses n i was like
2015-11-30 20:17:48 n-tech oh he was hungry wasn't he
2015-11-30 20:17:50 copypaste oh yeah
2015-11-30 20:17:53 copypaste that's my coke zero
2015-11-30 20:17:54 copypaste lol
2015-11-30 20:18:12 n-tech nothing can replace caffeine, i tried so hard to quit it for years and years, even if i stop for months
2015-11-30 20:18:14 n-tech it's like
2015-11-30 20:18:21 n-tech i just feel better and more productive on a hyper caffeine buzz
2015-11-30 20:18:26 copypaste sounds like me and pills
2015-11-30 20:18:30 copypaste i can relate
2015-11-30 20:18:45 copypaste over 4 years now i have had a full time habit
2015-11-30 20:19:16 n-tech ye your body is as bad as my brain
2015-11-30 20:19:23 copypaste i've tried to quit many times, but once i get past withdrawals i can't do anything due to pain
2015-11-30 20:19:30 copypaste so i get back on
2015-11-30 20:20:17 copypaste it is getting really hard to get them in the US now, so i hear
2015-11-30 20:20:27 copypaste obama gave a speech about the pill/heroin epidemic
2015-11-30 20:20:38 copypaste the CDC released new guidelines
2015-11-30 20:20:45 copypaste FDA rejected some new opiate combo
2015-11-30 20:21:14 copypaste i'm sure i could find them again if i went back though. i have a natural talent for it
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2015-12-02 05:11:20 n-tech https://www.google.com.ph/maps/place/M+Lhuillier/@14.6232772,121.0540314,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1s3NsJ-qDDkqIAAAQfDnerEQ!2e0!3e3!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fphotoid%3D3NsJ-qDDkqIAAAQfDnerEQ%26output%3Dphoto%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26minw%3D203%26minh%3D100!7i1600!8i2133!4m5!1m2!2m1!1sM+Lhuillier+Padala!3m1!1s0x0000000000000000:0xa9757bf05e2286e9!6m1!1e1
2015-12-02 05:11:28 n-tech let me know where this palce is when you wake up
2015-12-02 12:09:03 copypaste oh uh
2015-12-02 12:09:05 copypaste uhh
2015-12-02 12:16:02 copypaste i'm sorry i don't know
2015-12-02 12:16:16 copypaste i go to cebuana not that one
2015-12-02 12:17:49 copypaste it says it's by the bus station
2015-12-02 12:17:52 copypaste look around there
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2015-12-02 23:52:27 copypaste thought you'd get a kick out of this https://my.mixtape.moe/ielegc.jpg
2015-12-02 23:52:36 copypaste she looks like a real charmer
2015-12-02 23:55:35 n-tech she reminds me of someone but i can't lay a finger on who
2015-12-02 23:55:47 n-tech I REMEMBER
2015-12-02 23:55:52 copypaste she has a very strong jaw
2015-12-02 23:55:55 copypaste almost looks like a man
2015-12-02 23:56:04 n-tech NO GET THIS HOLD ON
2015-12-02 23:56:07 copypaste ok
2015-12-02 23:56:15 copypaste thats also true though
2015-12-02 23:56:17 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/rTwfeFN.jpg
2015-12-02 23:56:18 copypaste t. lookism expert
2015-12-02 23:56:29 copypaste pffhahaha
2015-12-02 23:56:37 copypaste quinn has since gotten fat
2015-12-02 23:56:40 copypaste that's an old pic of her
2015-12-02 23:58:33 copypaste unless she lost the weight again
2015-12-02 23:58:37 copypaste perhaps she's bulimic?
2015-12-02 23:58:41 copypaste binging and purging, binging and purging
2015-12-02 23:58:47 copypaste women mental disorders are the most hilariosu
2015-12-02 23:58:58 n-tech please send him this
2015-12-02 23:59:02 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/IqWMSER.gif
2015-12-03 00:01:53 copypaste wow, that is truly uncanny
2015-12-03 00:01:58 copypaste everything matches except the jaw
2015-12-03 00:02:08 copypaste glaive's gf's is more manly
2015-12-03 00:02:09 n-tech jaw's just because she's fat
2015-12-03 00:02:17 copypaste lol
2015-12-03 00:02:19 n-tech if she didn't have a half chin under the first
2015-12-03 00:02:21 n-tech it'd be the same line
2015-12-03 00:02:23 n-tech you can see the detail
2015-12-03 00:02:32 copypaste you can perhaps. i'll take your word for it
2015-12-03 00:02:39 copypaste guess i'm nto such a lookism expert after all
2015-12-03 00:02:40 copypaste :^)
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2015-12-03 18:04:00 n-tech after my talk with Jim I became very worried which is why I did all that research
2015-12-03 18:04:14 n-tech The unfortunate thing is that it seems 8chan is impossible as anything other than a side project to a larger, forward-facing entity
2015-12-03 18:04:49 n-tech I figure if Jim quits you'd just give up
2015-12-03 18:14:54 copypaste publicly
2015-12-03 18:15:04 copypaste privately i'd help uguu
2015-12-03 18:15:12 n-tech with 2channel?
2015-12-03 18:15:22 copypaste uguu doesn't run 2ch
2015-12-03 18:15:26 n-tech OH
2015-12-03 18:15:27 copypaste or know anything about it
2015-12-03 18:15:29 copypaste lol
2015-12-03 18:15:31 n-tech i thought uguu was just like
2015-12-03 18:15:32 n-tech a sentiment
2015-12-03 18:15:33 n-tech lol
2015-12-03 18:15:37 copypaste no
2015-12-03 18:15:38 copypaste lol
2015-12-03 18:15:51 n-tech I'm building a contingency plan
2015-12-03 18:16:15 copypaste when you get to the CP problems it becomes even more of a messy situatoin
2015-12-03 18:16:29 n-tech It'll be taken care of by fuzzy banning
2015-12-03 18:16:31 copypaste very few hosts will put up with sending you many "pls delete this CP"
2015-12-03 18:16:35 copypaste i hope so
2015-12-03 18:16:41 copypaste is fuzzy bannign working by the 15th?
2015-12-03 18:17:06 n-tech maybe, i can rush that after the migration
2015-12-03 18:17:19 copypaste i wouldn't worry about jim if i were you. he's a figurehead
2015-12-03 18:17:24 copypaste he thinks he is in charge but ron is in charge
2015-12-03 18:17:26 copypaste i know the score
2015-12-03 18:17:45 copypaste ok. let's focus first on migration but we really need fuzzy banning .
2015-12-03 18:17:49 copypaste either with phash
2015-12-03 18:17:53 copypaste or whatever you may find that would be better
2015-12-03 18:17:56 copypaste i think phash is best though
2015-12-03 18:23:31 n-tech Why did you think Jim wanted to replace you?
2015-12-03 19:26:45 copypaste did i think that?
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2015-12-06 07:49:00 n-tech let me know when I can come over, i need my documents
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2015-12-10 15:21:32 copypaste you ever had a cat that you had to put one of those funnels on em
2015-12-10 15:21:49 copypaste i originally wasn't going to fix the orange cat but he started humping me pretty much hourly
2015-12-10 15:21:53 copypaste so i did that
2015-12-10 15:22:02 n-tech Only for a short time. It stops them from biting or licking medication or stitches.
2015-12-10 15:22:06 copypaste yeah
2015-12-10 15:22:11 copypaste he hates the funnel, it's sad ;_;
2015-12-10 15:22:19 copypaste like flailing around, he's calmer now though
2015-12-10 15:22:19 n-tech he'll be fine
2015-12-10 15:22:31 copypaste gotta accept the funnel
2015-12-10 15:22:34 copypaste grieving process
2015-12-10 15:22:35 copypaste etc
2015-12-10 15:22:36 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:22:54 n-tech ye it's for his own good, otherwise he might open his scrotum and get an infection
2015-12-10 15:22:58 n-tech i think that's worse than the funnel
2015-12-10 15:26:14 copypaste then again violent thrashing could do the same
2015-12-10 15:26:26 copypaste but yeah, he's calmed down. nevermind
2015-12-10 15:26:51 copypaste i hate having cats fixed, i was a kid when my parents did this and rose colored glasses blocked all this shit out
2015-12-10 15:26:56 copypaste it's so sad and so much work
2015-12-10 15:27:14 copypaste they look so upset and confused
2015-12-10 15:28:14 n-tech it stops overpopulation and calms the animal. i never understood not getting them fixed. they start spraying too
2015-12-10 15:28:29 n-tech you really only have need to keep an animal unfixed when you want to breed them
2015-12-10 15:28:31 copypaste there's not that many cats on the 20th storey
2015-12-10 15:28:39 copypaste cheeto doesn't exactly have good genetics
2015-12-10 15:28:45 copypaste he's retarded, bad balance and fucked up tail/hip
2015-12-10 15:28:45 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:28:50 copypaste ;_;
2015-12-10 15:29:00 n-tech lol
2015-12-10 15:29:15 copypaste i'm almost positive they sold me a street cat
2015-12-10 15:29:18 copypaste it's cool though
2015-12-10 15:29:27 copypaste as a kitten you couldn't tell any of that
2015-12-10 15:30:08 n-tech it defects may be a side effect of poor breeding
2015-12-10 15:30:19 copypaste but yeah the humping was what did it for me
2015-12-10 15:30:24 copypaste i don't mind spraying, mochi can clean it up
2015-12-10 15:30:36 copypaste but the constant humping of people and objects
2015-12-10 15:30:38 copypaste and my blanket
2015-12-10 15:30:40 copypaste just lol
2015-12-10 15:30:53 n-tech just hope you did it early enough
2015-12-10 15:31:04 n-tech some animals continue to do it because they learned to
2015-12-10 15:31:12 n-tech that's why they advise that you do it before anyting annoying happens
2015-12-10 15:31:12 copypaste hmm
2015-12-10 15:31:17 copypaste yea
2015-12-10 15:31:20 copypaste well
2015-12-10 15:31:33 copypaste hachi almost died, so i was scared
2015-12-10 15:31:40 copypaste that vet is retarded
2015-12-10 15:31:57 copypaste they had to keep hachi for a week there
2015-12-10 15:32:11 copypaste i figured it wasn';t their fault but after this i know it was, they're just incompetent
2015-12-10 15:32:17 copypaste we were supposed to pick cheeto up yesterday
2015-12-10 15:32:22 copypaste mochi arrived 15 minutes before closing
2015-12-10 15:32:29 copypaste and yet they were still closed and the guard said to come back tomorrow
2015-12-10 15:32:34 copypaste fucking bitch doctor left early
2015-12-10 15:32:44 copypaste even though i texted and said she was on the way
2015-12-10 15:32:48 n-tech lol
2015-12-10 15:32:50 n-tech what a cunt
2015-12-10 15:33:03 copypaste i don't even think they fed him
2015-12-10 15:33:11 copypaste first thing he did was run to the food tray
2015-12-10 15:33:55 n-tech even if they did feed him they probably gave him what'd be considered a healthy diet instead of whatever he wants
2015-12-10 15:34:06 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:34:07 n-tech i.e a half cup
2015-12-10 15:34:14 n-tech also /pol/ loves my image http://8ch.net/pol/src/1449730381098.png
2015-12-10 15:34:15 copypaste ok well
2015-12-10 15:34:31 copypaste the whole procedure was only 5k php
2015-12-10 15:34:36 copypaste also lol
2015-12-10 15:34:37 copypaste that image
2015-12-10 15:35:16 copypaste im still voting trump
2015-12-10 15:35:18 copypaste ( ≖‿≖)
2015-12-10 15:35:35 copypaste trump isn't perfect but hillary is the antichrist
2015-12-10 15:36:02 n-tech you can vote for trump but it should be made clear to all of his think tank people that that sort of rhetoric will cost him fans
2015-12-10 15:36:08 n-tech people blindly supporting him are endangering themselves
2015-12-10 15:36:11 copypaste indeed
2015-12-10 15:36:25 copypaste well let's just say that my support for him took a seriosu blow
2015-12-10 15:36:30 copypaste but american elections are always shit
2015-12-10 15:36:37 copypaste it's always the better of two evils
2015-12-10 15:36:56 n-tech I just want trump to win so that people stil being such pussies
2015-12-10 15:36:59 copypaste in 2012 obama v. romney, i hated both those cunts so much i voted third party
2015-12-10 15:37:27 copypaste i was 18 at the time
2015-12-10 15:37:51 n-tech My prediction is still that
2015-12-10 15:38:04 n-tech Bernie Sanders will get the Democratic nomination and Ted Cruz will get the Republican nomation
2015-12-10 15:38:14 n-tech and then Trump will run under the Trump Party for America ticket and win
2015-12-10 15:38:28 copypaste who the f is ted cruz?
2015-12-10 15:38:32 n-tech this is especially true if it's Hillizard instead of Sanders
2015-12-10 15:38:33 copypaste i've heard of rubio
2015-12-10 15:38:38 n-tech Ted Cruz is the 2nd in the polls
2015-12-10 15:38:40 copypaste that other nigger whose name escapes me
2015-12-10 15:38:42 copypaste oh
2015-12-10 15:38:43 copypaste ok
2015-12-10 15:38:43 n-tech iirc
2015-12-10 15:39:11 copypaste cruz sounds like some mexican
2015-12-10 15:40:33 n-tech Even though Trump is basically a meme candidate I think he has a great shot at winning simply because he is the first president anyone has been truly excited about in forever
2015-12-10 15:40:34 copypaste he's pretty ugly
2015-12-10 15:40:38 copypaste i guess i'm uniinformed
2015-12-10 15:40:41 copypaste i've never heard of this guy
2015-12-10 15:40:50 n-tech holy shit i just found thisheadline
2015-12-10 15:40:54 n-tech Poll: 68% of Trump’s supporters would vote for him if he bolts the GOP
2015-12-10 15:40:55 n-tech hahaha
2015-12-10 15:40:56 n-tech AHAHAHAHA
2015-12-10 15:40:59 n-tech JOSH PREDICTIONS
2015-12-10 15:40:59 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:41:02 n-tech THE PROGNOSTICATOR
2015-12-10 15:41:05 n-tech OF PROGNOSTICATORS
2015-12-10 15:41:17 copypaste how's the migrate script coming btw?
2015-12-10 15:41:28 copypaste are we still on target for a shutdown of 8ch on the 14th and a switchover on the 15th?
2015-12-10 15:41:36 n-tech ye easily
2015-12-10 15:41:40 copypaste great
2015-12-10 15:41:53 n-tech btw Lynx found an ally
2015-12-10 15:42:01 copypaste who ?
2015-12-10 15:42:05 n-tech http://freech.net/fam/res/27857.html
2015-12-10 15:42:06 n-tech /ints/
2015-12-10 15:42:10 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:42:33 copypaste "can't we have it but without board creation?"
2015-12-10 15:42:43 copypaste they're odd
2015-12-10 15:42:59 n-tech well they only want /fam/
2015-12-10 15:43:26 copypaste they have a captcha
2015-12-10 15:43:29 copypaste wow what nazi mods
2015-12-10 15:43:33 n-tech i told you
2015-12-10 15:43:33 copypaste omg let's abandon freech
2015-12-10 15:43:36 copypaste i cannot believe dis
2015-12-10 15:43:40 n-tech you ignore my big rants on /tech/
2015-12-10 15:43:42 n-tech and /v/
2015-12-10 15:43:47 n-tech I use this exact case as why we have captchas
2015-12-10 15:43:49 copypaste i skim them
2015-12-10 15:43:52 n-tech /ints/ fought and cried about captchas
2015-12-10 15:43:55 copypaste i don't like reading angry posts
2015-12-10 15:43:56 n-tech and then Bui bombed them
2015-12-10 15:43:58 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:43:59 n-tech now they're on freech
2015-12-10 15:44:01 n-tech and have a captcha
2015-12-10 15:44:08 copypaste did bui bomb them on freech as well ?
2015-12-10 15:44:12 n-tech yes
2015-12-10 15:44:21 n-tech they can't turn it off
2015-12-10 15:44:24 n-tech someone runs a bot 24/7
2015-12-10 15:44:26 n-tech he second it goes off
2015-12-10 15:44:29 n-tech huge walls of text
2015-12-10 15:44:32 copypaste yeah
2015-12-10 15:44:33 n-tech "AHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
2015-12-10 15:44:34 copypaste same with 8chan
2015-12-10 15:44:38 copypaste there's nothing anyone can do
2015-12-10 15:44:42 copypaste the quicker people realize that the better
2015-12-10 15:45:24 copypaste i just hope that when AI is smart enough to it's also smart enough to do some good automated spam detection
2015-12-10 15:46:07 n-tech it's probably going to be impossible to have true anoniminity soon because of that
2015-12-10 15:46:29 n-tech you'll have to verify personhood somehow
2015-12-10 15:46:31 copypaste an AI spam library is going to be the next killer library
2015-12-10 15:46:33 copypaste like jquery and so on
2015-12-10 15:46:49 n-tech btw how do you feel about Microsoft PhotoDNA
2015-12-10 15:46:56 n-tech people are saying im wasting my time with my own lib
2015-12-10 15:46:57 copypaste i don't like it
2015-12-10 15:46:58 n-tech and should just use that
2015-12-10 15:47:01 copypaste i think it should be free software
2015-12-10 15:47:12 copypaste we can't afford a photodna license
2015-12-10 15:47:24 n-tech I thought it was free wtf
2015-12-10 15:48:01 n-tech wow fuck that it is totally proprietary and totally pay to use
2015-12-10 15:48:04 copypaste yes
2015-12-10 15:48:09 copypaste it is, how can we use it then?
2015-12-10 15:48:14 copypaste we can't afford that with our epic incomes
2015-12-10 15:48:15 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:48:19 n-tech I thought that they donated it to the NCMEC
2015-12-10 15:48:30 n-tech is NCMEC the one profiting off of this?
2015-12-10 15:48:32 copypaste yes, they donated -a license- to ncmec
2015-12-10 15:48:52 copypaste a nontransferrable license
2015-12-10 15:48:59 copypaste only for them
2015-12-10 15:50:27 n-tech the one thing I hate about big projects
2015-12-10 15:50:30 n-tech is that I am constantly learning
2015-12-10 15:50:35 n-tech and constantly annoyed by my own naivety
2015-12-10 15:50:41 copypaste heh same
2015-12-10 15:50:58 copypaste it really irritates me how shitty 8chan is
2015-12-10 15:51:03 copypaste i was so naive in 2013 when i hacked up vichan
2015-12-10 15:51:06 copypaste if i could go back
2015-12-10 15:51:10 copypaste this would have never happened
2015-12-10 15:51:33 n-tech idk if it's possible to have saved vichan
2015-12-10 15:51:40 copypaste i was still coming down off of mushrooms when i did it
2015-12-10 15:51:45 copypaste that makes it worse
2015-12-10 15:51:48 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 15:52:03 copypaste dev time of 8chan v1 was 2 days straight
2015-12-10 15:53:27 copypaste you might be right, which is why i should have made my own engine
2015-12-10 15:53:31 copypaste instead of riding on vichan
2015-12-10 15:53:43 copypaste vichan doesn't even work well for small chans
2015-12-10 15:55:12 n-tech no, even freech (a board with ~20 people tops) has the same problems 8chan does with tinyboard.
2015-12-10 15:55:34 copypaste yeah
2015-12-10 15:55:58 copypaste i just had so much history with TB-based chans
2015-12-10 15:55:59 copypaste ;_;
2015-12-10 15:56:09 n-tech check this
2015-12-10 15:56:12 copypaste i was a very active user on the chan TB was written for
2015-12-10 15:56:14 copypaste for example
2015-12-10 15:56:29 n-tech I've build a new widget system that uses JS prototypes, which I should have done from the beginning
2015-12-10 15:56:35 n-tech and I'm integrating options directly into the widgets now
2015-12-10 15:56:39 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/NSbrqJm.png
2015-12-10 15:56:51 copypaste yeah did you get my message about a development guide?
2015-12-10 15:56:54 copypaste it doesn't have to be super verbose
2015-12-10 15:57:09 copypaste i just don't want to break your vision
2015-12-10 15:57:32 copypaste oh cool
2015-12-10 15:57:34 n-tech I'll write the dev guide when I have a very firm understanding of what best practices should be, my recent work is a big step forward
2015-12-10 15:57:37 copypaste this is like our Options class
2015-12-10 15:57:45 copypaste except better
2015-12-10 15:58:03 copypaste sure thing
2015-12-10 15:58:16 copypaste you ready for japan?
2015-12-10 15:58:24 copypaste bought your exiting flight to HK/Macau?
2015-12-10 15:58:26 n-tech I wish I was thinner, I'm going to be the fattest guy on the island
2015-12-10 15:58:35 n-tech also i call the seat next to yours =w=
2015-12-10 15:58:37 n-tech infinite legroom
2015-12-10 15:58:39 copypaste and i wish i was taller and not a cripple
2015-12-10 15:58:44 copypaste shouganai
2015-12-10 15:58:47 copypaste ( ¬‿¬)
2015-12-10 15:59:04 n-tech what's that mean? it sounds like shikata ga nai
2015-12-10 15:59:08 copypaste yes
2015-12-10 15:59:08 n-tech so like
2015-12-10 15:59:10 n-tech it wont work
2015-12-10 15:59:11 n-tech ye
2015-12-10 15:59:12 copypaste it's an abbreviated form
2015-12-10 15:59:16 copypaste slang form
2015-12-10 15:59:17 copypaste t. anime pro
2015-12-10 15:59:18 n-tech o
2015-12-10 15:59:23 n-tech i like that phrase
2015-12-10 15:59:31 copypaste "it is what it is"
2015-12-10 15:59:32 n-tech one time the girl got mad at me
2015-12-10 15:59:33 n-tech and said
2015-12-10 15:59:33 copypaste japanese version
2015-12-10 15:59:40 n-tech you only like that phrase because you're complacent and lazy
2015-12-10 15:59:42 n-tech and i was like
2015-12-10 15:59:45 n-tech it can't be helped
2015-12-10 15:59:53 copypaste kek
2015-12-10 16:01:06 copypaste complacence isn't always a bad thing
2015-12-10 19:04:43 n-tech https://github.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/issues/189
2015-12-10 19:04:55 n-tech another guy who is raising weird fucking issues that are feature requests
2015-12-10 19:05:14 n-tech he didn't even supply a link to the imageboard he's referring to
2015-12-10 19:05:18 n-tech =3=
2015-12-10 19:05:28 copypaste i know what he's talking about
2015-12-10 19:05:31 n-tech me too
2015-12-10 19:05:32 n-tech lol
2015-12-10 19:05:35 n-tech it's a socket thing
2015-12-10 19:05:36 copypaste https://doushio.com/moe/
2015-12-10 19:05:37 copypaste yeh
2015-12-10 19:05:39 n-tech it's a nice gimmick but it's impractical
2015-12-10 19:05:47 copypaste i don't like it at all
2015-12-10 19:05:52 copypaste reminds me too much of google wave
2015-12-10 19:05:56 copypaste it's like someone is over your shoulder
2015-12-10 19:06:01 copypaste it streams every keypress
2015-12-10 19:06:03 copypaste POS IB
2015-12-10 19:06:08 n-tech It's very frustrating to not be able to correct mistakes
2015-12-10 19:06:11 n-tech that was the most frustrating aspect
2015-12-10 19:06:22 n-tech like often times you want to reshape entire paragraphs
2015-12-10 19:06:29 n-tech but you can't do that when every other word gets committed
2015-12-10 19:07:44 copypaste yeah
2015-12-10 19:07:54 copypaste i read that many sites like facebook track every keypress
2015-12-10 19:07:59 copypaste but they don't relay it to users
2015-12-10 19:08:02 n-tech every keypress, every click
2015-12-10 19:08:02 copypaste they just save it
2015-12-10 19:08:05 n-tech yea
2015-12-10 19:08:08 copypaste "posts this user typed but didn't submit"
2015-12-10 19:08:10 n-tech they want to know what the user is doing at all times
2015-12-10 19:08:12 copypaste creepy
2015-12-10 19:08:18 copypaste i type all my FB posts into vim first
2015-12-10 19:08:19 copypaste ( ≖‿≖)
2015-12-10 19:08:20 n-tech they record uh
2015-12-10 19:08:21 n-tech like
2015-12-10 19:08:23 n-tech everything
2015-12-10 19:08:23 copypaste fuck them
2015-12-10 19:08:26 n-tech your mouse movements
2015-12-10 19:08:28 n-tech key presses
2015-12-10 19:08:31 n-tech what you hover over but don't click
2015-12-10 19:08:39 n-tech they record it all into a user track stack and send it home
2015-12-10 19:08:42 n-tech for data purposes
2015-12-10 19:09:07 n-tech like i'm sure they have some algorithm to detect advertisement interest
2015-12-10 19:09:13 n-tech if a mouse hovers over an ad but doesn't click
2015-12-10 19:09:20 n-tech how much time a window stays scrolled with an ad in sight
2015-12-10 19:09:26 n-tech whereas some people scroll past ads more quickly
2015-12-10 19:09:27 n-tech shit like that
2015-12-10 19:09:34 copypaste yeah
2015-12-10 19:09:39 copypaste but i block ads on FB obviously
2015-12-10 19:09:48 n-tech that's recorded too :^)
2015-12-10 19:09:50 n-tech are the ads visible?
2015-12-10 19:09:51 copypaste lmao
2015-12-10 19:09:53 copypaste no
2015-12-10 19:10:01 n-tech no i mean
2015-12-10 19:10:06 copypaste unlike ad "blockers" on chrome which just hide the objects
2015-12-10 19:10:07 n-tech is the dom element for the ad visible from a js standpoint
2015-12-10 19:10:09 copypaste firefox is a proper browser
2015-12-10 19:10:14 copypaste so it doesn't even send a request
2015-12-10 19:10:15 copypaste ( ≖‿≖)
2015-12-10 19:10:21 n-tech yeah but the js can still detect that ...
2015-12-10 19:10:29 copypaste yes, they know it's blocked
2015-12-10 19:10:34 copypaste but a request is never made to any ad server
2015-12-10 19:10:42 copypaste that's better than blocking it but still making the request
2015-12-10 19:10:45 n-tech facebook is an ad server
2015-12-10 19:10:54 n-tech and Chrome doesn't send requests just fyi
2015-12-10 19:10:55 copypaste it applies more to other istes
2015-12-10 19:10:56 copypaste than facebook
2015-12-10 19:11:00 copypaste like blogs with doubleclick ads
2015-12-10 19:11:01 n-tech you can see it on the network tab
2015-12-10 19:11:06 copypaste it used to
2015-12-10 19:11:12 n-tech "(REQUEST BLOCKED ERR::CLIENT_REFUSED)
2015-12-10 19:11:14 n-tech or something
2015-12-10 19:11:18 copypaste cool
2015-12-10 19:11:27 copypaste i guess they fixed it since it was just a common talking point
2015-12-10 19:11:31 copypaste among the anti-webkit zealots
2015-12-10 19:11:32 copypaste like me
2015-12-10 19:11:33 copypaste :%)
2015-12-10 19:11:35 n-tech ye
2015-12-10 19:11:43 n-tech i heard vivaldi doesn't use presto anymore
2015-12-10 19:11:45 n-tech RIPPERONI third party
2015-12-10 19:12:22 copypaste not surprising to me
2015-12-10 19:12:29 copypaste Presto had a LOT of catching up to do
2015-12-10 19:12:38 copypaste i don't even think it has a basic canvas implemenation
2015-12-10 19:12:44 copypaste it was abandoned years ago
2015-12-10 19:12:48 copypaste you know how quickly the web changes
2015-12-10 19:14:07 n-tech I think faggetttss is a bad board owner.
2015-12-10 19:14:14 copypaste y?
2015-12-10 19:14:25 copypaste because he doesn't censor people supporting censorship?
2015-12-10 19:14:28 n-tech He stickies content that is pro-Trump so his board is essentially one big political agenda that he controls
2015-12-10 19:14:33 copypaste oh
2015-12-10 19:14:41 n-tech and be adding user IDs and encouaging people to block people
2015-12-10 19:14:44 copypaste that's a common complaint of /pol/
2015-12-10 19:14:47 n-tech it's impossible to have moderate discourse
2015-12-10 19:14:53 n-tech people just block you and cry shill
2015-12-10 19:14:53 n-tech (1)
2015-12-10 19:14:55 n-tech it's very gross
2015-12-10 19:14:58 n-tech this board is poorly managed
2015-12-10 19:14:58 copypaste it's [partly] why i made /n/
2015-12-10 19:15:14 n-tech it's literally a right-wing safe space
2015-12-10 19:15:20 n-tech you can control who is allowed to talk to you like on Tumblr
2015-12-10 19:15:21 copypaste yeah well
2015-12-10 19:15:24 n-tech This is not what an image board should be
2015-12-10 19:15:31 copypaste 4chan is the same
2015-12-10 19:15:35 copypaste you can't just change all their minds
2015-12-10 19:15:36 n-tech 4chan is shit
2015-12-10 19:15:41 copypaste if i go and try to change it
2015-12-10 19:15:45 copypaste "omg u r breaking board owner rights"
2015-12-10 19:15:51 copypaste "omg u r a shill"
2015-12-10 19:15:56 copypaste "omg u r destroying /pol/"
2015-12-10 19:15:57 copypaste etc
2015-12-10 19:16:22 copypaste this can't be helped, definitely
2015-12-10 19:16:24 n-tech yeah I know
2015-12-10 19:16:41 copypaste /n/ is a good counterbalance
2015-12-10 19:16:46 copypaste it's barely modded at all, no IDs, and so on
2015-12-10 19:16:50 copypaste no stickies either
2015-12-10 19:16:55 copypaste other than things relating to metea topics
2015-12-10 19:17:08 copypaste 0sugar runs it with me
2015-12-10 19:17:15 n-tech If I was starting over I would have a 4 character board uri requirement and personally reserve all 4chan namesakes.
2015-12-10 19:17:24 copypaste yeah yeah
2015-12-10 19:17:25 copypaste same
2015-12-10 19:17:26 n-tech Any boards I'd run would try to create a consistent, neutral user environment.
2015-12-10 19:17:50 copypaste http://8ch.net/n/res/227453.html
2015-12-10 19:17:55 copypaste let's buy this in japan
2015-12-10 19:19:21 n-tech lol, i'd eat them all in one sitting
2015-12-10 19:20:13 copypaste lol this video
2015-12-10 19:20:15 copypaste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Z2O9Nwt6c
2015-12-10 19:20:21 copypaste this guy is such a self hating autist rofl
2015-12-10 19:23:19 n-tech it's true though, Japan is extremely xenophobic
2015-12-10 19:23:23 n-tech there's no reason to live there
2015-12-10 19:23:31 copypaste yet he's lived there for 10 years
2015-12-10 19:23:34 n-tech unless you're like a total asshole like me who doesn't care
2015-12-10 19:23:35 n-tech 15
2015-12-10 19:23:35 copypaste i agree, it sucks
2015-12-10 19:23:37 n-tech his job's there
2015-12-10 19:24:57 copypaste so what?
2015-12-10 19:25:00 copypaste he can't get another job?
2015-12-10 19:25:07 copypaste is he some kind of women's studies teacher?
2015-12-10 19:25:10 copypaste no career prospects?
2015-12-10 19:25:44 n-tech you work the same job for 15 years and changing that up is scary.
2015-12-10 19:25:57 n-tech not everyone is a socially defunct internet weirdo like us
2015-12-10 19:26:05 n-tech people get into routines and it's scary to stay doing the same thing
2015-12-10 19:26:09 copypaste that's true
2015-12-10 19:26:12 n-tech and it's scarier to leave it all for something else
2015-12-10 19:26:20 n-tech i mean put that into perspective
2015-12-10 19:26:27 n-tech when this guy got his job and moved to japan
2015-12-10 19:26:29 n-tech you were 5 or 6
2015-12-10 19:26:39 n-tech imagine doing the same thing since you were 5 or 6 and being asked to change
2015-12-10 19:26:42 n-tech like idk
2015-12-10 19:26:47 n-tech switching to windows
2015-12-10 19:26:53 n-tech even then you haven't been using linux for that long
2015-12-10 19:27:22 copypaste the VS toolchain can't be that hard to learn
2015-12-10 19:27:29 copypaste i wouldn't like to change to thata
2015-12-10 19:27:33 copypaste but i could probably do it
2015-12-10 19:27:49 copypaste i mean, braindead indians can do it
2015-12-10 19:42:25 n-tech I have all of /pol/ in a tizzy
2015-12-10 19:42:35 n-tech I made a thread saying Trump is pro-censorship and they're shitting their pants
2015-12-10 19:42:56 n-tech like they want to believe in the meme candidate so badly they are putting words in his mouth to justify his comments on censoring the Internet.
2015-12-10 19:44:14 n-tech I've really learned a lot about OOP JS today though.
2015-12-10 19:44:28 n-tech I think once I optimize my Post widget, the page will be much zippier.
2015-12-10 19:48:56 n-tech just
2015-12-10 19:48:58 n-tech mental fucking breakdown
2015-12-10 19:49:03 copypaste ?
2015-12-10 19:49:07 n-tech http://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/4217745.html#4218479
2015-12-10 19:49:14 n-tech I keep repeating the same thing and they keep apologizing for trump
2015-12-10 19:49:17 n-tech in all caps and red letters
2015-12-10 19:49:21 n-tech calling me every name possible
2015-12-10 19:49:29 n-tech because I refuse to say that Trump's stance on Internet censorship is acceptable
2015-12-10 19:49:42 n-tech Oh I'm a communist I'm a sanders shill I'm paid-per-post I'm not America
2015-12-10 19:49:45 n-tech american*
2015-12-10 19:49:49 n-tech anything, absolutely anything they can think of
2015-12-10 19:49:57 n-tech to justify me not supporting Trump because of his stance on Internet censorship
2015-12-10 19:49:59 copypaste wow this thread is long
2015-12-10 19:50:01 n-tech literally rewriting his comments to be
2015-12-10 19:50:01 copypaste so much ass hurt
2015-12-10 19:50:02 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 19:50:19 n-tech "maybe closing [SYRIA'S AND ISIS's] Internet up in some way!"
2015-12-10 19:50:32 n-tech like just completely fabricating what was said
2015-12-10 19:50:53 copypaste that wouldn't help
2015-12-10 19:51:11 copypaste most of the isis supoprters are outside of those countries
2015-12-10 19:51:19 copypaste those countries are such shitholes only the top leaders have internet
2015-12-10 21:02:55 n-tech http://beta.8ch.net/next/file/8f00cc6d0057a357080f24218f271073/sawl.png
2015-12-10 21:04:13 n-tech this is all extraordinarily dynamic btw
2015-12-10 21:04:20 n-tech it should be incredibly simple to add your own widgets that plug into this menu
2015-12-10 21:06:58 n-tech https://github.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/blob/master/public/static/js/app/widgets/lazyimg.widget.js
2015-12-10 21:07:01 n-tech my lazy image widget
2015-12-10 21:24:01 copypaste how to add to the post form?
2015-12-10 21:24:21 copypaste i want to add an openable oekaki item
2015-12-10 21:24:45 n-tech please work on important things first
2015-12-10 21:24:51 copypaste like ?
2015-12-10 21:24:56 n-tech I need Tor set up, I need secure tripcodes
2015-12-10 21:24:59 n-tech I need anything but oekaki
2015-12-10 21:25:00 copypaste ok
2015-12-10 21:25:02 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 21:25:05 copypaste tor is easy
2015-12-10 21:25:17 copypaste do you just want me to set up a hidden service for the beta?
2015-12-10 21:25:26 copypaste and you can match against its IP and mark those users `Unaccountable'?
2015-12-10 21:25:37 copypaste i can also send a header and so on
2015-12-10 21:25:40 n-tech yes, set up a hidden service pointing to index-tor.php in /public/
2015-12-10 21:25:49 n-tech you should get a 200 page with the word "Tor."
2015-12-10 21:26:09 copypaste how do i point to that
2015-12-10 21:26:13 n-tech I have not had any chance to set it up because __uguu__ told me taht setting up tor was a pain in the ass and I was in other stuff
2015-12-10 21:26:17 copypaste 8chan's tor hidden service is just a proxy of hte main site
2015-12-10 21:26:30 copypaste i proxy_pass its nginx load balancer i mean
2015-12-10 21:26:37 n-tech can't you set up nginx so that asdakjdaskdjasldas.onion goes to a different page?
2015-12-10 21:26:47 n-tech ok
2015-12-10 21:26:49 n-tech don't do that then
2015-12-10 21:26:51 copypaste as i said, i usually just use proxy_pass
2015-12-10 21:27:03 copypaste anything else requires the Tor HS to be in the datacenter
2015-12-10 21:27:04 n-tech apply a different CGI header
2015-12-10 21:27:04 n-tech LARAVEL_TOR, TRUE
2015-12-10 21:27:04 n-tech or something
2015-12-10 21:27:06 copypaste which jim doesn't allow
2015-12-10 21:27:07 copypaste OK
2015-12-10 21:27:17 copypaste i send X-Tor: true
2015-12-10 21:27:21 copypaste it's trivial to cahnge that
2015-12-10 21:27:35 n-tech That'll work, I just need something like that that cannot be feigned through the request headers
2015-12-10 21:27:47 copypaste well who would fake being tor?
2015-12-10 21:27:53 copypaste it takes away privileges, not gives
2015-12-10 21:28:03 copypaste 8chan lets you fake it if you want, i just see no reason why anyone would bother
2015-12-10 21:28:07 n-tech yeah good point
2015-12-10 21:28:13 n-tech okay that's fine then
2015-12-10 21:28:32 copypaste okie dokie, i'll do it now
2015-12-10 21:28:37 copypaste do you have the tor browser?
2015-12-10 21:28:43 copypaste that way you can see it working
2015-12-10 21:28:44 n-tech yea
2015-12-10 21:28:47 copypaste gr8
2015-12-10 21:28:52 copypaste let's see if i can find the tor hs lgoin, lol
2015-12-10 21:28:57 copypaste i rarely have to log into it
2015-12-10 21:28:59 copypaste it runs itself
2015-12-10 21:30:23 n-tech Someone is now flooding my thread because I've upset them
2015-12-10 21:30:31 n-tech #safespace
2015-12-10 21:30:52 copypaste lol
2015-12-10 21:31:09 copypaste you know i agree with you, but i also try to preserve internal harmony
2015-12-10 21:31:13 copypaste 8chan has its own jsut like china
2015-12-10 21:32:05 n-tech I think most people agree with me, I do have a really hard time knowing if people are trolling though
2015-12-10 21:32:12 n-tech I just instinctively assume people are retarded
2015-12-10 21:32:15 copypaste if you want to blame someone, blame Doorways, the original /pol/ BO
2015-12-10 21:32:18 copypaste he set the tone
2015-12-10 21:32:24 copypaste faggetts is just following the leader
2015-12-10 21:32:57 n-tech muslim proof windows ~~
2015-12-10 21:34:58 copypaste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ODl2xYXEw
2015-12-10 21:51:09 copypaste ever seen that show before
2015-12-10 21:55:58 n-tech nope
2015-12-10 21:56:09 copypaste it's really old
2015-12-10 21:56:12 copypaste "Wonder Showzen"
2015-12-10 21:56:23 copypaste ran for 2 seasons on MTV2 and was pulled off the air
2015-12-10 21:56:45 copypaste it's a cult classic
2015-12-11 09:27:35 n-tech yo dude when you wake up
2015-12-11 09:27:46 n-tech please please please get mochi to find my PLDT papers in the black notebook
2015-12-11 09:27:49 n-tech and please get the Tor node up
2015-12-11 09:27:57 n-tech i'm going out to the store, brb
2015-12-11 12:16:28 copypaste ok she's going to deliver them to you today
2015-12-11 12:16:36 n-tech thanks
2015-12-11 12:52:01 n-tech thanks
2015-12-11 22:28:42 copypaste https://github.com/Guad/GTACoop/commit/af5b4964a8aae654dfd194f1c347d301ebb8dba0#commitcomment-14926152
2015-12-11 22:28:47 copypaste i'm going to have an aneurysm
2015-12-11 22:28:55 copypaste why can't i talk to people anymore
2015-12-11 22:29:01 copypaste my opinions are so outside the accepted range
2015-12-11 22:32:01 copypaste i should have never opened this shitty server
2015-12-11 22:32:10 copypaste i'm defending all the russian and chinese pirates who use my server
2015-12-11 22:32:18 copypaste from white guilt
2015-12-11 22:36:08 n-tech there i backed u up
2015-12-11 22:36:27 copypaste lol
2015-12-11 22:36:55 copypaste ok so the full story is i bought this game 2 years ago on ps3, i downloaded it because two years later it's still the same price for PC with no changes
2015-12-11 22:37:05 copypaste while fucking around with all the mods i found this one
2015-12-11 22:37:08 copypaste i found no server in asia
2015-12-11 22:37:15 copypaste the server was really lightweight so i put one on my tokyo VPS
2015-12-11 22:37:24 copypaste but dealing with the "community", dear lord
2015-12-11 22:37:38 copypaste white kids who think they're hot shit because their mommy gave them $60 to buy GTA
2015-12-11 22:37:43 n-tech what game is it
2015-12-11 22:37:44 n-tech gta5?
2015-12-11 22:37:46 copypaste yea
2015-12-11 22:37:51 n-tech lol
2015-12-11 22:37:52 copypaste when i was younger NO third party mod author would do this shit
2015-12-11 22:37:53 n-tech gta5's mp is garbage
2015-12-11 22:37:59 copypaste yeah, so we're making our own
2015-12-11 22:38:00 copypaste it's fun
2015-12-11 22:38:01 n-tech which is why people wrote their own
2015-12-11 22:38:03 n-tech ye
2015-12-11 22:38:04 copypaste but this asshole wants to ruin everything
2015-12-11 22:38:05 n-tech also on slack
2015-12-11 22:38:10 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/Kqj9b3H.png
2015-12-11 22:38:20 n-tech look at how it pimps out my links
2015-12-11 22:38:29 copypaste i use slack i know
2015-12-11 22:38:46 n-tech ye ye but MY links
2015-12-11 22:38:47 n-tech are extra pimped
2015-12-11 22:38:51 n-tech because of the heart and eggplant
2015-12-11 22:38:54 copypaste haha
2015-12-11 22:38:56 n-tech i do like that it brings over the eggplant too
2015-12-11 22:39:08 copypaste fucking social club name
2015-12-11 22:39:15 copypaste if he continues to push this i will wriet a quick script to change it
2015-12-11 22:39:20 n-tech can't you fork it and mode it out?
2015-12-11 22:39:23 copypaste i can
2015-12-11 22:39:34 n-tech you should rename it like
2015-12-11 22:39:39 copypaste my server has lots of users lol
2015-12-11 22:39:42 copypaste since it has low ping to asia
2015-12-11 22:39:48 copypaste tons of chinese use it
2015-12-11 22:39:55 copypaste i can't read anything and i rarely even play it
2015-12-11 22:39:59 copypaste but it's nice to be part of something
2015-12-11 22:40:00 copypaste ( ≖‿≖)
2015-12-11 22:40:08 n-tech ctrlcctrlv/gtacooparr "GTA Co-Op, Arr"
2015-12-11 22:40:16 copypaste hahaha
2015-12-11 22:40:21 copypaste well
2015-12-11 22:40:25 copypaste the main guy, guad
2015-12-11 22:40:27 copypaste agrees with me
2015-12-11 22:40:36 copypaste i'm just berating this guy further so guad sees he's an idiot
2015-12-11 22:40:39 copypaste since he's the co-developer
2015-12-11 22:40:46 copypaste if i can get him to fall from grace
2015-12-11 22:40:50 copypaste then it's safe forever
2015-12-11 22:40:50 copypaste arr
2015-12-11 22:41:09 n-tech arr its a mutiny
2015-12-11 22:41:37 copypaste p much
2015-12-11 22:42:40 copypaste i like how he said he thought i was 8
2015-12-11 22:42:42 copypaste 8, really?
2015-12-11 22:42:45 copypaste do i write that poorly?
2015-12-11 22:42:54 copypaste i could dig 13 or 15
2015-12-11 22:42:58 copypaste but 8?
2015-12-11 22:43:24 n-tech no, teenagers become indignant and assume people are young for not wanting to fork out money for things they like
2015-12-11 22:43:31 n-tech Rockstar is a multi-billion dollar gaming company
2015-12-11 22:43:35 n-tech they do not need that extra money
2015-12-11 22:43:39 n-tech they are not hurting
2015-12-11 22:43:47 copypaste the thing is, the original MP mods
2015-12-11 22:43:49 copypaste GTA:MP and FiveM
2015-12-11 22:43:52 copypaste all added anti-piracy
2015-12-11 22:43:57 copypaste and taketwo still send them takedowns
2015-12-11 22:44:02 copypaste cease and dessist and so on
2015-12-11 22:44:11 copypaste FiveM woldn't even let you play unless you had GTA V in your social club account
2015-12-11 22:44:19 copypaste you had to log into the FM client and it would check your inventory
2015-12-11 22:44:30 copypaste yet TT didn't want any competition to GTA:O
2015-12-11 22:44:37 n-tech Brands 2K Games
2015-12-11 22:44:38 n-tech Rockstar Games
2015-12-11 22:44:38 n-tech Revenue Increase US$ 2.351 billion (2013)[1]
2015-12-11 22:44:40 n-tech pls pay $60
2015-12-11 22:44:46 copypaste then this moron tells me that we should keep playing nice with them
2015-12-11 22:44:48 copypaste fucking why
2015-12-11 22:44:49 copypaste rain fire
2015-12-11 22:44:57 copypaste guad has pretty much done that with his open source mod
2015-12-11 22:45:01 copypaste i'm just making sure he styas the course
2015-12-11 22:45:14 n-tech gtao is shit
2015-12-11 22:45:22 copypaste i know dude, i played it for like a month in 2013
2015-12-11 22:45:23 copypaste lol
2015-12-11 22:45:25 n-tech so many hackers and long ass loading times for everything
2015-12-11 22:45:30 n-tech every time i pop into a game
2015-12-11 22:45:33 copypaste people spawning fucking jetplanes
2015-12-11 22:45:37 copypaste in the middle of the road
2015-12-11 22:45:41 n-tech the entire city gets carpet bombed like im in fucking bagdahd
2015-12-11 22:45:47 copypaste or
2015-12-11 22:45:51 copypaste pistols shooting rockets
2015-12-11 22:45:54 copypaste just weird shit
2015-12-11 22:46:02 n-tech i wait 5 minutes for the game to load
2015-12-11 22:46:06 n-tech go to the heist room
2015-12-11 22:46:10 n-tech wait 10 minutes for a match make
2015-12-11 22:46:15 n-tech wait 5 minutes for the planning
2015-12-11 22:46:16 n-tech someone bails
2015-12-11 22:46:17 copypaste of course that still happens on our servers, but it's ok since we have godmode included and are working on other game modes
2015-12-11 22:46:18 n-tech start over
2015-12-11 22:46:19 n-tech 5 minute wait
2015-12-11 22:46:21 n-tech 10 minute wait
2015-12-11 22:46:22 n-tech 5 minute wait
2015-12-11 22:46:25 n-tech get into the mission
2015-12-11 22:46:26 n-tech someone dies
2015-12-11 22:46:28 copypaste i think that we could make something fun with GTACoop
2015-12-11 22:46:29 n-tech instant mission termination
2015-12-11 22:46:30 n-tech someone leaves
2015-12-11 22:46:32 n-tech it's cancer
2015-12-11 22:46:32 copypaste if faggots stop fagging the place up
2015-12-11 22:46:51 n-tech i had prepurchased the game so i had $1m
2015-12-11 22:46:53 n-tech in mp
2015-12-11 22:46:59 n-tech i bought a bulletproof car
2015-12-11 22:47:05 n-tech which is literally impossible to destroy with small arms
2015-12-11 22:47:09 n-tech i had more fun driving around with 5 stars
2015-12-11 22:47:15 n-tech being impossible to kill and just murdering cops
2015-12-11 22:47:20 n-tech as i drove around in a circle for 4 hours
2015-12-11 22:47:25 n-tech than i did in the big missions
2015-12-11 22:52:47 copypaste lol
2015-12-11 22:52:48 copypaste he's still going
2015-12-11 22:52:50 copypaste he replied, i replied
2015-12-11 22:52:55 copypaste this is turning into an all out flame war
2015-12-11 22:54:12 copypaste #CrackedLivesMatter
2015-12-11 22:54:59 copypaste RLD = Reloaded crack group
2015-12-11 22:55:01 copypaste 3dmgame same
2015-12-11 22:55:16 copypaste as a way to sign their release they set your social club name to that while you're playing
2015-12-11 22:55:19 copypaste no big deal really
2015-12-11 22:55:23 copypaste except it was exposed to the mod
2015-12-11 22:55:27 copypaste and this jackass wants to block it
2015-12-11 22:55:56 copypaste this is no exagerration, i just grepped the logs and 452/489 logins matched "RLD!" or "3dmgame" (case insensitive)
2015-12-11 22:56:17 n-tech lol
2015-12-11 22:56:31 copypaste this guy is going chad whitacre levels of stupid
2015-12-11 22:56:39 copypaste "let's ban 80% of users since i don't like how they're using my vision"
2015-12-11 22:56:46 copypaste and he really did that
2015-12-11 22:56:47 copypaste lol
2015-12-11 22:56:56 copypaste (chad whitacre = ceo of gratipay)
2015-12-11 23:42:05 copypaste New player connected: poop (ayylmao)
2015-12-11 23:42:07 copypaste lol
2015-12-11 23:42:10 copypaste figured out how to fuck with it
2015-12-11 23:42:11 copypaste -already-
2015-12-11 23:42:15 copypaste it used to be
2015-12-11 23:42:28 copypaste New player connected: RLD! (ayylmao)
2015-12-12 15:35:38 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/4535
2015-12-13 08:38:02 << n-tech (~n-tech@dont.fail.me.now.fullchan) has quit (Server closed connection)
2015-12-13 08:40:10 >> n-tech (~n-tech@56E6ED17:2E383ACB:9A9D32F5:IP) is back on server
2015-12-13 18:30:17 copypaste hey man cna i come over tomorrow?
2015-12-13 18:30:23 copypaste we got some stuff we have to talk about, nothing big
2015-12-13 18:30:30 copypaste i have to give you a copy of your plane ticket
2015-12-13 18:30:33 n-tech what kind of stuff
2015-12-13 18:30:57 copypaste well, i just want you to know that you're going to have to help me in the airport
2015-12-13 18:31:00 copypaste mochi doesn't have her passport
2015-12-13 18:31:39 copypaste i been trying over a year to get it but there keeps coming up problems
2015-12-13 18:31:42 copypaste you know how this country is
2015-12-13 18:32:47 n-tech that's going to be awkward. there's a total of three flights
2015-12-13 18:32:51 n-tech Are you going to be able to manage yourself most of the time?
2015-12-13 18:33:58 copypaste how did you know how many flights there are
2015-12-13 18:34:05 copypaste i guess you already got the ticket and i don't have to do anything
2015-12-13 18:34:17 n-tech no.. we're going to fly across the entire country
2015-12-13 18:34:22 n-tech and then i imagine we're heading back
2015-12-13 18:34:23 n-tech 1 + 1 + 1
2015-12-13 18:34:29 copypaste oh haha i thought you meant layovers
2015-12-13 18:34:38 copypaste yes i can manage myself, just tranferring and carrying bags
2015-12-13 18:34:39 n-tech .. we have 3 layovers?
2015-12-13 18:34:47 copypaste i think it's 2
2015-12-13 18:34:50 copypaste i have to double check
2015-12-13 18:35:08 n-tech how can there possibly be 2 layovers between manila and okinawa
2015-12-13 18:35:20 copypaste oh w8 there's only 1
2015-12-13 18:36:13 copypaste still waiting for slack to load
2015-12-13 18:36:26 copypaste i was in batangas the last 2 days so sorry if im airheaded
2015-12-13 18:36:29 copypaste i haven't slept
2015-12-13 18:36:46 n-tech batangas?
2015-12-13 18:36:54 copypaste it's 6 hours away
2015-12-13 18:37:02 copypaste it's the southernmost province in luzon
2015-12-13 18:38:01 n-tech is that where she's from? did you go there for the passport?
2015-12-13 18:38:23 copypaste lol
2015-12-13 18:38:44 copypaste no, i mean i tried with the passport six months ago, and they kept givng us new requirements and new appointments
2015-12-13 18:38:57 copypaste now we have all the documents minus the NBI clearance, and that appointment is in january
2015-12-13 18:39:15 copypaste so far we've gotten an SSS id, a philhealth card, a birth certificate
2015-12-13 18:39:25 copypaste this is the depths of bureaucracy
2015-12-13 18:39:50 copypaste i was in batangas for RQI's christmas party
2015-12-13 18:40:06 n-tech this is going to be incredibly awkward and it will be incredibly awkward repeatedly
2015-12-13 18:40:15 copypaste what is?
2015-12-13 18:40:24 n-tech having to carry you between the seat and the wheelchair
2015-12-13 18:40:27 n-tech that is what you're asking for right?
2015-12-13 18:40:30 copypaste lol, no silly
2015-12-13 18:40:34 copypaste the flight attendants do that
2015-12-13 18:40:38 n-tech wow really
2015-12-13 18:40:46 n-tech what do i need to know then
2015-12-13 18:40:47 copypaste all you have to do is carry my bags
2015-12-13 18:40:54 n-tech wew
2015-12-13 18:41:03 n-tech my life is instantly less anxiety ridden
2015-12-13 18:41:07 copypaste i've flown independently before
2015-12-13 18:41:09 copypaste three times
2015-12-13 18:41:12 copypaste don't worry about it
2015-12-13 18:41:38 copypaste you don't have to carry me, i'm not sure you're strong enough
2015-12-13 18:41:44 copypaste you don't exactly lift weights
2015-12-13 18:42:09 n-tech you weigh less than my laptop bag.
2015-12-13 18:42:13 copypaste tom and ron both have before
2015-12-13 18:42:19 copypaste i weigh 28 kilos actually
2015-12-13 18:42:39 copypaste ~62lb
2015-12-13 18:43:04 n-tech dunno why you think i'm completely withered
2015-12-13 18:43:27 copypaste ok well it would also be awkward
2015-12-13 18:43:35 copypaste thanks for letting me know you could save me from a burning building though
2015-12-13 18:43:40 copypaste now whether you would, is a different story
2015-12-13 18:43:45 copypaste but at least you could
2015-12-13 18:43:46 copypaste ( ¬‿¬)
2015-12-13 18:44:24 n-tech the merits of a government can entirely be summed up by how quickly you can procure a document
2015-12-13 18:44:48 copypaste this was partly mochi's fault
2015-12-13 18:44:52 copypaste she didn't even have her birth certificate
2015-12-13 18:44:56 copypaste we literally had to start from 0
2015-12-13 18:45:19 copypaste when i got my passport i had all the forms of ID and just needed the passport
2015-12-13 18:45:30 copypaste we're having to build up all the requirements to even apply for the passpor
2015-12-13 18:45:31 copypaste t
2015-12-13 18:47:09 n-tech "Appointments are necessary, and all agencies require proof of travel starting December 1, 2015. See detailed instructions for the agency where you wish to apply."
2015-12-13 18:47:14 n-tech I was looking at renewing US passports
2015-12-13 18:47:21 n-tech apparently you have to provide "proof of travel" now
2015-12-13 18:47:24 n-tech you can't just get a passport
2015-12-13 18:47:25 n-tech wtf
2015-12-13 18:47:35 copypaste what's proof of travel
2015-12-13 18:47:40 n-tech a ticket probably
2015-12-13 18:47:48 copypaste oh, that's interesting
2015-12-13 18:47:55 copypaste when i got mine i could just get it with no travel lol
2015-12-13 18:48:12 n-tech yeah same. that says they only require it now
2015-12-13 18:48:14 n-tech like 2 weeks ago
2015-12-13 18:48:23 n-tech 2 weeks ago something changed and now their requirements are different
2015-12-13 18:48:28 copypaste ISIS?
2015-12-13 18:48:46 copypaste oh there's legislation in the US that if you have too much owed taxes they won't renew your passport
2015-12-13 18:48:57 n-tech I guess. Maybe if you walk in asking for a Passport so you can fly to Turkey and you're brown looking you get put on a list.
2015-12-13 18:49:01 copypaste i don't know if it's passed and part of US code
2015-12-13 18:49:06 copypaste or if it's just inc ongress
2015-12-13 18:49:23 copypaste http://www.wsj.com/articles/americans-pay-your-taxes-or-lose-your-passport-1447971424
2015-12-13 18:59:16 n-tech are... are we first class
2015-12-13 19:00:29 copypaste no
2015-12-13 19:14:15 n-tech when are we leaving
2015-12-13 19:18:47 copypaste takeoff is dec 21 at 9:45AM
2015-12-13 19:19:29 copypaste the layover is 4 hours in fukuoka
2015-12-13 19:19:32 copypaste these tickets suck dick
2015-12-13 19:43:00 n-tech lol. you get what you pay for
2015-12-14 14:00:26 copypaste let me know when i can come over
2015-12-14 14:02:06 n-tech I should probably come over instead
2015-12-14 14:02:09 n-tech i don't feel like cleaning up
2015-12-14 14:03:32 copypaste alright, come over at 3 then
2015-12-14 14:03:38 copypaste ill just be giving you ticket printouts i think
2015-12-14 14:03:39 n-tech kk
2015-12-14 14:03:42 copypaste unless there's anything else
2015-12-14 14:18:37 copypaste don't forget to book your flight "out of the country"
2015-12-14 14:18:45 copypaste within 21 days of your return on the 28th
2015-12-14 14:18:58 copypaste hong kong, macau, and so on; you know the drill
2015-12-14 14:18:59 n-tech ye im visiting ho chi minh again in january
2015-12-14 14:19:03 copypaste ok gr8
2015-12-14 14:19:09 n-tech also
2015-12-14 14:19:11 n-tech I have formally decided
2015-12-14 14:19:15 n-tech I like bitcoins more than banks
2015-12-14 14:19:16 copypaste i wouldn't mind really taking that ticket btw
2015-12-14 14:19:22 n-tech I have had nothing but trouble trying to get cash out of an ATM
2015-12-14 14:19:32 n-tech visting that pawn shop and getting money is stupid easy
2015-12-14 14:19:37 copypaste ye
2015-12-14 14:19:38 copypaste i came to that decision a long time ago
2015-12-14 14:19:46 copypaste i don't trust banks for anything
2015-12-14 14:19:59 copypaste what i would do in your situation
2015-12-14 14:20:08 copypaste is buy BTC using itbit/coinbase and your ACH numbers
2015-12-14 14:20:14 copypaste then transfer it here and sell
2015-12-14 14:20:20 copypaste that's the only way i move money out of the US
2015-12-14 14:20:35 n-tech I'm about to sell my 2btc I have and then move most of my money out of my accounts
2015-12-14 14:20:37 n-tech into btc
2015-12-14 14:20:46 n-tech but i wanna see if i can get below 400$/btc
2015-12-14 14:20:52 n-tech then again btc might be making a permanent recovery
2015-12-14 14:21:01 n-tech who knows
2015-12-14 14:21:02 n-tech it's spoopy
2015-12-14 14:21:06 n-tech that's the only downside to btc
2015-12-14 14:21:12 n-tech it's laissez faire or whatever
2015-12-14 14:21:30 copypaste whenever i do transfers like this i buy/sell as quickly as possible
2015-12-14 14:21:35 copypaste still i am someitmes affected by volatility
2015-12-14 14:21:42 n-tech ye
2015-12-14 14:21:42 n-tech also
2015-12-14 14:21:43 copypaste however i am also sometimes affected to the upside
2015-12-14 14:21:46 copypaste so it's a balance
2015-12-14 14:21:51 copypaste i don't try to time the market though
2015-12-14 14:21:51 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:21:55 n-tech i cashed out 0.75 btc for 15k PHP
2015-12-14 14:22:01 n-tech and they had an issue where they gave me the wrong receipt
2015-12-14 14:22:05 n-tech and i got a photo of their paper receipt
2015-12-14 14:22:07 n-tech and it made me laugh
2015-12-14 14:22:10 copypaste nice
2015-12-14 14:22:12 n-tech like it was painfully obvious at that point
2015-12-14 14:22:21 n-tech they run a little pinoy guy down with my money in hand
2015-12-14 14:22:22 copypaste if you have the cash who cares
2015-12-14 14:22:24 n-tech and buy a transaction right there
2015-12-14 14:22:28 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:22:34 copypaste oh yeah that's wht they do
2015-12-14 14:22:36 n-tech and then like
2015-12-14 14:22:43 copypaste they texted me when i did my 45k and i called the number that texted me
2015-12-14 14:22:43 n-tech they fill in the details and send me a nice paperless receipt
2015-12-14 14:22:56 copypaste and it was just some random worker
2015-12-14 14:22:58 n-tech ye i got a text too, the sender was wrong but so was the receipt #
2015-12-14 14:22:59 n-tech lol
2015-12-14 14:23:01 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:23:04 n-tech dude they all do that
2015-12-14 14:23:10 copypaste i was like "wait so i use your name and not coins.ph"
2015-12-14 14:23:11 n-tech like pizzahut, jollibees
2015-12-14 14:23:15 n-tech they call you on their globe numbers
2015-12-14 14:23:17 copypaste "yes correc"
2015-12-14 14:23:22 copypaste "sweet"
2015-12-14 14:23:31 n-tech oh so that's who Christian Roxas is
2015-12-14 14:23:35 copypaste yeah
2015-12-14 14:23:38 copypaste mine wasn't that
2015-12-14 14:23:41 n-tech The other name is Rusty Ortega
2015-12-14 14:23:42 copypaste i
2015-12-14 14:23:47 copypaste i'd have to look back, it's been a while
2015-12-14 14:23:48 n-tech but Ortega sounded like THE ortegas
2015-12-14 14:23:52 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:23:54 n-tech Resty*
2015-12-14 14:23:57 copypaste Christopher Columbus
2015-12-14 14:23:58 copypaste here
2015-12-14 14:23:59 copypaste with ur cash
2015-12-14 14:24:27 copypaste alright i have those printouts
2015-12-14 14:24:30 n-tech hey it works. both times i walked in with a correct # i had money in like 3 minutes
2015-12-14 14:24:38 copypaste be aware, my printer is ancient so
2015-12-14 14:24:47 copypaste it's not very clear
2015-12-14 14:24:51 n-tech lol
2015-12-14 14:24:52 copypaste and all the color pictures look like shit
2015-12-14 14:24:56 copypaste but it's still readable
2015-12-14 14:24:59 n-tech you should forward me the emails as well so I have them on my phone
2015-12-14 14:25:02 n-tech that saved my ass when I was coming in
2015-12-14 14:25:05 copypaste oh, that's a good idea
2015-12-14 14:25:09 copypaste to what email?
2015-12-14 14:25:12 n-tech i didn't realize I had to present my outbound plane ticket at the counter
2015-12-14 14:25:13 copypaste sorry i never remember
2015-12-14 14:25:16 copypaste you have so many
2015-12-14 14:25:19 n-tech do uh, ichverbot@gmail.com lol
2015-12-14 14:25:21 n-tech ye i do
2015-12-14 14:25:28 n-tech josh@jaw.sh, null@kiwifar.ms, josh@infinitydev.org go to the same inbox
2015-12-14 14:25:31 copypaste yee
2015-12-14 14:25:34 n-tech ichverbot@gmail.com is the one by Gmail
2015-12-14 14:25:54 n-tech but I like hosting my own inbox, it's so covenient
2015-12-14 14:25:55 copypaste however be aware that for entering NAIA you need a paper copy
2015-12-14 14:26:00 copypaste and eespecially in the province
2015-12-14 14:26:05 copypaste of course, we're not going to the province
2015-12-14 14:26:21 copypaste but i've gone to Kalibo and i really needed paper copies of everything there
2015-12-14 14:26:29 copypaste lol, that airport was the most amazing i've ever been to
2015-12-14 14:26:38 copypaste you know how most airport have like ramps that the plane pulls up to
2015-12-14 14:26:40 copypaste not kalibo
2015-12-14 14:26:46 copypaste we taxied to a field
2015-12-14 14:26:52 copypaste and they had to carry me down five flights of stairs
2015-12-14 14:27:00 copypaste six dudes helped out with this
2015-12-14 14:27:04 copypaste and i wasn't the only wheelchair
2015-12-14 14:27:07 n-tech lol
2015-12-14 14:27:07 copypaste they also carried down a grandmother
2015-12-14 14:27:08 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:27:11 n-tech aww
2015-12-14 14:27:24 copypaste but yeah there's a runway, a field
2015-12-14 14:27:27 copypaste and a concrete building
2015-12-14 14:27:30 copypaste that was the whole airport
2015-12-14 14:27:31 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:27:44 copypaste so many people around there too, like holy shit
2015-12-14 14:27:55 n-tech where is Kalibo?
2015-12-14 14:28:00 copypaste in bisayas region
2015-12-14 14:28:06 copypaste it's basically the capital of the bisayas region
2015-12-14 14:28:22 copypaste but it's not modern at all
2015-12-14 14:28:35 copypaste cebu is the "capital" of mindanao and is very modern
2015-12-14 14:28:42 copypaste bisayas is not a place most foreigners go to
2015-12-14 14:28:46 copypaste i went because mochis family lives there
2015-12-14 14:28:50 copypaste but there's nothing to do there really
2015-12-14 14:28:53 n-tech bisayas is a province in ph?
2015-12-14 14:28:57 n-tech ah
2015-12-14 14:29:01 copypaste PH has 3 main regions
2015-12-14 14:29:06 copypaste Luzon, Bisayas and Mindanao
2015-12-14 14:29:14 n-tech and ncr?
2015-12-14 14:29:16 copypaste Bisayas is the middle region and has the most islands
2015-12-14 14:29:20 copypaste NCR is in Luzon
2015-12-14 14:29:27 copypaste we are in luzon
2015-12-14 14:29:36 copypaste luzon is the largest single island i think
2015-12-14 14:29:39 n-tech theres so many classifications of land
2015-12-14 14:29:48 copypaste yes
2015-12-14 14:29:56 copypaste beyont that there are provinces, towns, barangays, and so on
2015-12-14 14:30:04 n-tech Republic of Philippines, Luzon, NCR, Quezon, Cubao, Socorro, General Malvar Ave, Manhattan Parkview, Tower 1, 6N
2015-12-14 14:30:05 copypaste there are also 8 administrative regions that don't have anything to do with that
2015-12-14 14:30:06 n-tech like fuck that
2015-12-14 14:30:08 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:30:24 n-tech it's as long as an IPV6 IP
2015-12-14 14:30:36 n-tech they have designations for every square meter
2015-12-14 14:31:01 copypaste and still no one can find their way around
2015-12-14 14:31:07 copypaste i still love it here though
2015-12-14 14:31:10 copypaste this is my home
2015-12-14 14:32:53 copypaste https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Ph_regions_and_provinces.png
2015-12-14 14:32:56 copypaste this map might help
2015-12-14 14:34:27 copypaste if u see the southern portion of the map
2015-12-14 14:34:30 copypaste maguindanao and cotabato
2015-12-14 14:34:35 copypaste that is abu sayyaf territory
2015-12-14 14:34:38 copypaste most dangerous part of the country
2015-12-14 14:34:47 copypaste there is no electric there and it is run by muslim warlords
2015-12-14 14:34:58 n-tech lol
2015-12-14 14:35:04 n-tech is that the southmost part nearest Indonesia?
2015-12-14 14:35:07 copypaste yes
2015-12-14 14:35:15 n-tech indonesia is like fucking asian mexico
2015-12-14 14:35:20 copypaste here's the peace treaty
2015-12-14 14:35:21 copypaste https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangsamoro_Basic_Law
2015-12-14 14:35:26 copypaste but it's all tied up in congress
2015-12-14 14:35:29 copypaste i've been folowing the news
2015-12-14 14:35:38 n-tech and what's funny is that they're the only muslim majority country in the world with a true democracy
2015-12-14 14:35:42 copypaste Aquino really wants to pass it and make that area its own country pretty much
2015-12-14 14:35:45 n-tech and even then it's still a secular country
2015-12-14 14:35:46 copypaste however most of the presidential candidates
2015-12-14 14:35:49 copypaste especially duterte
2015-12-14 14:35:53 copypaste just want to bulldoze them
2015-12-14 14:36:02 copypaste no secession allowed
2015-12-14 14:36:02 n-tech it should be done, i would support that
2015-12-14 14:36:08 n-tech it's true, it has to happen
2015-12-14 14:36:12 n-tech look at CSA versus USA
2015-12-14 14:36:17 n-tech you have to keep it together or it falls apart
2015-12-14 14:36:20 n-tech there is no midle country
2015-12-14 14:36:23 n-tech middle ground**
2015-12-14 14:36:52 copypaste i think it's a very bad idea to give them their own country so close to davao and cebu
2015-12-14 14:37:01 copypaste they'll become like palestine
2015-12-14 14:37:08 copypaste launching rockets from their territory for expansion
2015-12-14 14:37:10 copypaste all muslims are liars
2015-12-14 14:37:14 copypaste they don't want peace
2015-12-14 14:37:25 copypaste well, they do want peace
2015-12-14 14:37:28 copypaste a peaceful 100% islamic world
2015-12-14 14:37:33 copypaste anything else is not muslim peace
2015-12-14 14:37:44 n-tech ye i know i've been telling you this
2015-12-14 14:37:51 n-tech the peaceful muslims want cultural jihad
2015-12-14 14:37:58 copypaste ye
2015-12-14 14:38:05 copypaste anyway, the BBL has no chance of passing
2015-12-14 14:38:08 copypaste in my perspective
2015-12-14 14:38:18 copypaste aquino is almost out of office and the draft has not even been written
2015-12-14 14:38:33 copypaste http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/746867/746867
2015-12-14 14:38:38 copypaste i read in the STAR about this
2015-12-14 14:38:54 copypaste i bet he really did bribe them because for months he's been saying that his legacy will be the BBL
2015-12-14 14:39:04 copypaste if it doesn't pass by the end of the month it has no chance of ever passing
2015-12-14 14:39:38 n-tech /pol/ has become completely worthless
2015-12-14 14:39:48 n-tech i scroll down and literally every thread is about trump dicksucking
2015-12-14 14:40:01 n-tech or how much the jews such
2015-12-14 14:40:01 copypaste you don't remember /new/ in 2012
2015-12-14 14:40:02 copypaste i do
2015-12-14 14:40:03 n-tech suck*
2015-12-14 14:40:07 copypaste it was like that except with ron paul
2015-12-14 14:40:15 copypaste they always get like this in an election season
2015-12-14 14:40:20 copypaste just wait until the outcome
2015-12-14 14:40:23 copypaste things go bak to normal
2015-12-14 14:41:07 copypaste btw the election is getting super nasty, i think they're going to start ordering hits on each other soon
2015-12-14 14:41:19 copypaste there are so many candidates and they all hate each other
2015-12-14 14:41:35 n-tech here or there
2015-12-14 14:41:39 copypaste here
2015-12-14 14:41:55 copypaste the front runner duterte told a crowd of his supporters that he personally ordered the extrajudicial killings of 1700 criminals in davao
2015-12-14 14:42:06 copypaste and that the commission for human rights was wrong when it said 700
2015-12-14 14:42:08 copypaste off by 1k
2015-12-14 14:42:21 copypaste and that they can't touch him, and that if other candidates are afraid to kill criminals they're hopeless
2015-12-14 14:42:23 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 14:43:07 copypaste http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/12/14/1532405/palace-backs-chr-probe-duterte
2015-12-14 14:45:26 copypaste oh and by the way on the INC front they are still being held at the church in QC
2015-12-14 14:45:43 copypaste they've been held there for like 3 months
2015-12-14 14:46:54 n-tech that's what they get for betraying god
2015-12-14 14:51:52 copypaste how does this picture make you feel
2015-12-14 14:51:53 copypaste https://nlcaspphil.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/welcome-arch-to-marawi-city1.jpg
2015-12-14 14:56:57 n-tech lol. reminds me of the street sign to mecca that says all non-muslims must take an exit route.
2015-12-14 14:57:03 n-tech i'll come over once i finish up a bug fix.
2015-12-14 14:57:06 copypaste ok
2015-12-14 18:20:31 n-tech https://github.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/issues/200
2015-12-14 18:20:34 n-tech this guy is starting to piss me off
2015-12-14 18:20:42 n-tech he has some sort of fucking raging hate boner over MutationObserver
2015-12-14 18:20:47 n-tech because it doesn't work in Palemoon
2015-12-14 18:20:53 n-tech He's trying to justify me changing it I think
2015-12-14 18:28:26 copypaste MO is cool
2015-12-14 18:28:32 copypaste according to the mozdev article it was added in FF 14
2015-12-14 18:28:37 copypaste i'd never heard of it before
2015-12-14 18:28:42 copypaste this isn't your problem
2015-12-14 18:29:48 n-tech He's presenting a real problem but I think the issue is different
2015-12-14 18:29:53 n-tech I abuse SessionStorage in Next
2015-12-14 18:29:56 n-tech Any post you witness is recorded
2015-12-14 18:30:01 n-tech it saves like, thousands of posts
2015-12-14 18:30:06 n-tech but starts destroying them as they aren't used
2015-12-14 18:30:12 n-tech so citation hovering is extremely zippy
2015-12-14 18:30:19 n-tech but
2015-12-14 18:30:28 n-tech if it caches incorrectly (i.e. it stores before it's loaded)
2015-12-14 18:30:36 n-tech it will stay that way until your session changes
2015-12-14 18:30:46 copypaste you actually use a ton of new JS APIs
2015-12-14 18:30:49 n-tech but yeah his assumption is wrong
2015-12-14 18:30:50 copypaste from the sound of things
2015-12-14 18:30:55 n-tech ye nigga i stay current
2015-12-14 18:30:59 n-tech I'm a FULL STACK developer
2015-12-14 18:31:02 n-tech fullest of stacks
2015-12-14 18:31:07 copypaste lots of things that didn't exist when tinyboard was made
2015-12-14 18:31:11 copypaste even firefox 14 was in 2012
2015-12-14 18:31:12 n-tech the point was to take something old and make it work dream-like
2015-12-14 18:31:22 n-tech without really
2015-12-14 18:31:25 n-tech changing the basic formula
2015-12-14 18:31:31 n-tech people say it's too different, it's remarkably similar
2015-12-14 18:31:35 n-tech it just feels new
2015-12-14 18:32:37 n-tech it's like when they take a really old car
2015-12-14 18:32:44 n-tech and soup it up with that shiny chrome engine that sticks out of the hood
2015-12-14 18:32:48 n-tech it's still technically the same car
2015-12-14 18:32:51 n-tech just .. not really
2015-12-14 18:32:51 n-tech ayyy
2015-12-14 22:34:10 n-tech http://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/4535#4945
2015-12-14 22:34:15 n-tech i think this is all he does
2015-12-14 22:34:23 n-tech he's trying really hard to get /ints/ on Freech to switch
2015-12-14 22:34:33 n-tech every time h updates he makes a post with update details on Freech
2015-12-14 22:34:38 n-tech he wants one board, any board, to use Lynxchan
2015-12-14 22:35:03 n-tech I have never once in my entire life willingly and knowingly checked on what he's been up to
2015-12-14 22:35:09 n-tech everything i know is forced into my face
2015-12-14 22:36:16 copypaste http://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/4535#4826 this is interesting
2015-12-14 22:36:19 copypaste they found the exact bug
2015-12-14 22:36:31 copypaste "I see the link in >>4826, alright. Bug reports apparently should be shown through the forum, not IRC or e-mail, which is BS IMO."
2015-12-14 22:36:33 copypaste and this is hilarious
2015-12-14 22:36:35 copypaste i lol'd
2015-12-14 22:36:48 copypaste oh wrong line
2015-12-14 22:36:50 copypaste "The firefox bug has been linked in this thread, just link furfag to it via email and hopefully he doesn't cry fursecution like he does all the time."
2015-12-14 22:36:56 copypaste FURSECUTION
2015-12-14 22:37:01 copypaste it's been a long time since i read that word
2015-12-14 22:37:30 n-tech this aussie cunt is having a mental fucking breakdown
2015-12-14 22:38:11 copypaste well, he's right about one thing
2015-12-14 22:38:12 copypaste the newlines
2015-12-14 22:38:16 copypaste ( ≖‿≖)
2015-12-14 22:38:33 n-tech markdown spec. can't be gotten rid of unless someone wants to write huge chunks of our text parser.
2015-12-14 22:42:08 copypaste i think it could be fixed just with some margin-bottom
2015-12-14 22:42:16 n-tech nope.
2015-12-14 22:42:18 n-tech doesn't work
2015-12-14 22:42:19 n-tech because
2015-12-14 22:42:34 n-tech \n>text\ntext and \n>text\n\n\text are interpreted the same way.
2015-12-14 22:42:45 copypaste i thought you used literal newlines
2015-12-14 22:42:50 n-tech i do
2015-12-14 22:42:53 n-tech but that doesn't apply
2015-12-14 22:42:56 copypaste why
2015-12-14 22:42:58 n-tech the quoteblocks phasing into paragraphs
2015-12-14 22:43:02 n-tech because of the markdown spec.
2015-12-14 22:43:05 copypaste \n\n should be
2015-12-14 22:43:09 n-tech nope.
2015-12-14 22:43:10 copypaste if you have literal newlines
2015-12-14 22:43:12 n-tech look at the html.
2015-12-14 22:43:14 copypaste well then they aren't literal
2015-12-14 22:43:16 n-tech look at the html. markdown spec.
2015-12-14 22:43:19 copypaste muh spec
2015-12-14 22:43:21 n-tech yes they are. but quoteblocks are handled differently.
2015-12-14 22:43:22 copypaste they're not literal then
2015-12-14 22:43:28 n-tech it's the spec.
2015-12-14 22:43:33 copypaste ok, so they're called literal newlines but actually aren't
2015-12-14 22:43:35 n-tech either write it yourself or write the developer
2015-12-14 22:43:39 n-tech I have a hundred thousand other fucking things to do
2015-12-14 22:43:44 n-tech than deal with this fucking noise right now
2015-12-14 22:43:46 n-tech I do not care
2015-12-14 22:50:11 copypaste you're using parsedown right
2015-12-14 22:50:26 n-tech no.
2015-12-14 22:50:26 n-tech https://github.com/infinity-next/eightdown
2015-12-14 22:50:30 copypaste in a very simple test all that is needed for
is calling setBreaksEnabled(true)
2015-12-14 22:50:30 n-tech it's its own fucking project
2015-12-14 22:50:33 n-tech but yes
2015-12-14 22:50:34 copypaste ok, but it's based on parsedown
2015-12-14 22:50:34 n-tech I KNOW
2015-12-14 22:50:35 n-tech IT'S DONE
2015-12-14 22:50:36 n-tech THIS
2015-12-14 22:50:36 n-tech IT
2015-12-14 22:50:37 copypaste and is 99% parsedown
2015-12-14 22:50:38 n-tech IS IT
2015-12-14 22:50:41 n-tech WITH LITERAL INTERPRETAITON
2015-12-14 22:50:44 n-tech THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
2015-12-14 22:50:48 n-tech i don't know how I have to explain this to you
2015-12-14 22:50:49 n-tech WE USE
2015-12-14 22:50:52 n-tech literal breaks
2015-12-14 22:50:59 n-tech otherwise you'd have to use --
2015-12-14 22:51:00 copypaste you get \n =>
but not \n\n =>
?
2015-12-14 22:51:01 n-tech to break lines
2015-12-14 22:51:03 copypaste that sounds like a bug
2015-12-14 22:51:16 n-tech then fucking fix it, i can't, I don't have time
2015-12-14 22:51:38 n-tech I have a thousand things broken and I've spent time placating a thousand noisy autists for the last month
2015-12-14 22:51:40 n-tech I don't have time
2015-12-14 22:59:54 copypaste what about the css
2015-12-14 23:00:02 n-tech doesn't work.
2015-12-14 23:00:02 copypaste blockquote.ugc blockquote { margin-bottom: 0 }
2015-12-14 23:00:13 n-tech \n>quote\n\ntext
2015-12-14 23:00:19 n-tech is the same as \n>quote\ntext
2015-12-14 23:00:23 n-tech so that time you're asking for double space
2015-12-14 23:00:26 n-tech will cause it not to double space.
2015-12-14 23:00:41 n-tech I said this before
2015-12-14 23:02:30 copypaste i'm partial to omitting the double space even if requested as it's a weird format anyway
2015-12-14 23:02:41 copypaste and still going with that css
2015-12-14 23:02:54 copypaste that will solve the most noticeable difference
2015-12-14 23:03:36 copypaste >e\nquote and >e\n\nquote are actually the same, so we're just picking one over another
2015-12-14 23:03:49 n-tech alright, i can do that.
2015-12-14 23:03:49 copypaste and we'd be picking the one that most users use and are accustomed to
2015-12-14 23:03:51 copypaste ok
2015-12-14 23:04:04 copypaste there is precedent as \n\n\n\n\n... is collapsed
2015-12-14 23:04:59 copypaste i also see how it's not a bug, but it's also not "literal newlines"; but the markdown spec doesn't include that quote so it's a moot point
2015-12-14 23:05:10 copypaste all is well in the world
2015-12-14 23:05:38 n-tech literal newlines are added. they're interpreting \n instead of double spaces.
2015-12-14 23:05:41 n-tech that's what that feature is for
2015-12-14 23:06:02 copypaste well for me a literal newline would mean that every \n is added to the output
2015-12-14 23:06:10 copypaste even if it contains nothing
2015-12-14 23:06:24 n-tech if you did that you'd have my broken paragraphing on 8chan
2015-12-14 23:06:24 copypaste so \n\n\n would become
2015-12-14 23:06:30 n-tech which incorrectly collapses paragraphs
2015-12-14 23:06:32 n-tech if you ctrl+c
2015-12-14 23:06:37 copypaste yep
2015-12-14 23:06:59 copypaste i think this css fix is ideal, many sites treat >e\nx and >e\n\nx as the same
2015-12-14 23:07:03 copypaste this is called modernizing
2015-12-14 23:07:04 copypaste :D
2015-12-14 23:08:16 n-tech IDF @IDFSpokesperson
2015-12-14 23:08:16 n-tech Update: 11 injured in Jerusalem car ramming attack
2015-12-14 23:08:22 n-tech how the fuck do 11 people get injured in a car ramming attack
2015-12-14 23:08:30 copypaste haven't you ever played GTA?
2015-12-14 23:08:34 n-tech lol
2015-12-14 23:08:35 copypaste hint: one of the cars explodes
2015-12-14 23:08:35 copypaste :D
2015-12-14 23:08:46 n-tech Driver rams vehicle at pedestrians at entrance to Jerusalem, injuring 9. Assailant shot. Axe found in car. pic.twitter.com/k5enMLS3vn
2015-12-14 23:08:55 n-tech https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWMLO5KWUAAussq.jpg:large
2015-12-14 23:08:59 n-tech man the middle east is like gta irl
2015-12-14 23:09:15 copypaste lol
2015-12-14 23:09:19 copypaste no, that would be mexico
2015-12-15 20:06:07 copypaste everything ok?
2015-12-15 20:06:30 n-tech ye
2015-12-15 20:06:31 n-tech wassup
2015-12-15 20:08:09 copypaste how is migration script going?
2015-12-15 20:09:06 n-tech It's incomplete. I woke up in the afternoon so I'll be up all night on it
2015-12-15 20:09:52 copypaste ok cool
2015-12-15 20:10:00 copypaste there's still time for a 15th-in-the-USA then
2015-12-15 20:10:16 copypaste i'll leave you alone and not distract you any further. thank you
2015-12-16 16:39:41 n-tech All of 8chan is down including the beta
2015-12-16 16:39:47 n-tech Appears to be either a DDoS or DC issue
2015-12-16 16:39:53 n-tech Top for beta was normal when I had access
2015-12-16 16:39:56 n-tech but now it killed that pipe
2015-12-16 16:42:34 copypaste 2ch is also down
2015-12-16 16:42:42 copypaste they called the ISP
2015-12-16 16:42:50 copypaste DDoS most definitely
2015-12-16 16:43:06 copypaste (or a router taking a shit i suppose)
2015-12-16 16:48:11 copypaste according to them it's taking 10Gbps which is the max uplink
2015-12-16 16:48:16 copypaste just have to wat
2015-12-16 16:48:18 copypaste wait*
2015-12-16 16:48:33 copypaste some datacenters have 100Gbps and failover, but we don't. lol
2015-12-16 16:48:43 n-tech lol
2015-12-16 16:48:49 n-tech is it a financial issue?
2015-12-16 16:49:09 copypaste i would say so.
2015-12-16 16:49:17 copypaste remember that ISPs also charge you for DDoS traffic
2015-12-16 16:49:34 copypaste how hosts pass that on to customers is deceptive
2015-12-16 16:49:41 copypaste "unlilmited" until you use too much
2015-12-16 16:49:57 n-tech they don't say unlimited anymore
2015-12-16 16:49:58 n-tech they say like
2015-12-16 16:50:05 n-tech "Unmetered until 100TiB"
2015-12-16 16:50:06 copypaste so for even 10Gbps i believe we pay 5 cents every second
2015-12-16 16:50:19 copypaste i'm pretty sure it's a half penny per GB
2015-12-16 16:55:28 copypaste this reminds me of a quote i read in a normalfag news site
2015-12-16 16:55:30 copypaste let me find it again
2015-12-16 16:55:51 copypaste http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/nov/03/hackers-gonna-hack-but-why-maybe-freud-has-the-answer
2015-12-16 16:55:58 copypaste “A humanistic, cognitive psychology approach to hacking would be to consider an emotion such as revenge… But my favourite explanation for the academic literature is a Freudian psychoanalytic approach to hacking, which actually conceptualises hacking in Freudian terms as a cyber-sexual urge to penetrate. And there are castration complex overtones in terms of being cut off from the network as
2015-12-16 16:55:58 copypaste well…”
2015-12-16 16:56:11 copypaste right now we are being cyber sexually raped
2015-12-16 16:56:17 copypaste and castrated against our will by masked rapists
2015-12-16 16:56:22 n-tech RIP 2chan butthole
2015-12-16 16:56:29 n-tech also srhbutts said that 8chan is a terrorist site
2015-12-16 16:56:31 n-tech so i tweeted him
2015-12-16 16:56:33 n-tech https://twitter.com/8ntech/status/677049241823543296
2015-12-16 16:56:43 copypaste over cockli
2015-12-16 16:56:46 copypaste what does that say
2015-12-16 16:56:52 copypaste cockli was used to threaten LA schools or something
2015-12-16 16:56:55 copypaste you saw right?
2015-12-16 16:57:03 n-tech nope
2015-12-16 16:57:05 n-tech قطع رأس تلك التي التحرش الأطفال والحيوانات.
2015-12-16 16:57:08 n-tech it says
2015-12-16 16:57:13 n-tech "Behead those that molest animals and children."
2015-12-16 16:57:14 n-tech I think
2015-12-16 16:57:17 copypaste lol
2015-12-16 16:57:27 n-tech I used Google Translate but it translates well using Bing and Google
2015-12-16 16:57:27 n-tech lol
2015-12-16 16:57:30 copypaste yeah someone signed up for a cock.li email address
2015-12-16 16:57:36 copypaste and used it to threaten LA schools
2015-12-16 16:57:41 copypaste and so all schools closed for a day
2015-12-16 16:59:38 n-tech some kid didn't want to go to school that day so he made iblowupschoosl@dicksinmyan.us
2015-12-16 16:59:41 n-tech and sent letters out
2015-12-16 17:00:25 copypaste and it worked
2015-12-16 17:00:30 n-tech ye
2015-12-16 17:00:31 copypaste this is the snow day for the 21st century
2015-12-16 17:00:35 n-tech sleeping well tonight
2015-12-16 17:00:38 n-tech zzZZzz
2015-12-16 17:00:44 n-tech played some Call of Duty
2015-12-16 17:00:49 copypaste this ddos is a good thing to blame the delay on
2015-12-16 17:00:49 n-tech blew up some people that way
2015-12-16 17:01:03 copypaste good timing skiddies
2015-12-16 17:04:38 n-tech btw
2015-12-16 17:06:48 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/ndWML9H.png - Exploitation eXhibitionist obscenity denial of use shiel
2015-12-16 17:06:50 n-tech shield*
2015-12-16 17:07:03 n-tech uguu
2015-12-16 17:07:29 n-tech the EXO is the hard one to come up a backronym for
2015-12-16 17:07:41 n-tech "Exploitative Exhibitionist Obscenity"
2015-12-16 17:07:46 n-tech "Exhibitionist Explotation Obscenity"
2015-12-16 17:07:52 n-tech "Extreme Exhibition Obscenity"
2015-12-16 18:32:02 copypaste this page may interest you
2015-12-16 18:32:03 copypaste http://he.net/ip_transit/
2015-12-16 18:38:54 n-tech wut
2015-12-16 18:38:55 n-tech what is it
2015-12-16 18:39:11 copypaste colo
2015-12-16 18:39:13 n-tech a $200 VPN?
2015-12-16 18:39:17 copypaste no
2015-12-16 18:39:19 copypaste colocation
2015-12-16 18:39:33 copypaste you rent a space in one of those datacenters and they connect you
2015-12-16 18:39:39 copypaste it -starts- at $200, based on usage
2015-12-16 18:39:46 copypaste hurricane electric is one of the bigger bulk ISPs
2015-12-16 18:39:58 n-tech What's the interest in this? 16ch?
2015-12-16 18:40:02 n-tech or the chinese thing
2015-12-16 18:40:05 copypaste both
2015-12-16 18:40:10 copypaste it has a spot in singapore
2015-12-16 18:40:23 copypaste i saw jim discussion it since they claim to offer 100gbps
2015-12-16 18:40:30 copypaste 100gbps attacks are much harder to mount
2015-12-16 18:40:31 n-tech interesting
2015-12-16 18:40:36 n-tech ye i imagine
2015-12-16 18:40:45 n-tech 100Gbps is 1/8th 100GiB/s yea?
2015-12-16 18:40:51 copypaste yep
2015-12-16 18:40:54 n-tech I always get confused on metrics
2015-12-16 18:40:57 copypaste yeah
2015-12-16 18:41:01 copypaste traffic is always sold in bits
2015-12-16 18:41:02 n-tech because ISPs only do Gigabits
2015-12-16 18:41:02 copypaste not bytes
2015-12-16 18:41:05 n-tech and everyone else does GigaBytes
2015-12-16 18:41:07 n-tech because bits are bigger
2015-12-16 18:41:08 n-tech lol
2015-12-16 18:41:10 copypaste yeah lol
2015-12-16 18:41:11 n-tech in terms of numbers
2015-12-16 18:41:12 copypaste at all levels
2015-12-16 18:41:25 n-tech I remember when I discovered this
2015-12-16 18:41:34 n-tech I was 14 and trying to figure out why my ISP offered speeds higher than what I got
2015-12-16 18:41:44 n-tech and their customer service just told me to fuck off and couldn't explain the difference
2015-12-16 18:41:45 n-tech lol
2015-12-16 18:41:51 copypaste LOL
2015-12-16 18:42:30 copypaste then you get 1024-MB vs 1000-MB
2015-12-16 18:43:01 n-tech MiB
2015-12-16 18:43:02 n-tech :^)
2015-12-16 19:19:08 n-tech copypaste, did we decide against importing bans?
2015-12-16 20:28:40 copypaste yes
2015-12-16 20:28:44 copypaste or at least i did
2015-12-16 20:29:10 copypaste why, do you think they should be?
2015-12-16 20:29:15 n-tech no, I was just asking
2015-12-16 20:29:19 n-tech I googled "Consent Hug" because one of our spergs kept saying it
2015-12-16 20:29:24 copypaste the current table is quite non-standard and i se no reson to import them when they're rotated every 90 days
2015-12-16 20:29:25 n-tech and I found an Urban Dictionary article on it
2015-12-16 20:29:25 copypaste oh ok
2015-12-16 20:29:30 n-tech www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=consent culture
2015-12-16 20:29:34 n-tech look at this
2015-12-16 20:29:36 n-tech urban dictionary
2015-12-16 20:29:38 n-tech is now faggified
2015-12-16 20:29:44 n-tech when did everything become so fucking gay
2015-12-16 20:30:27 copypaste only 2 thumbs down
2015-12-16 20:30:28 copypaste lol
2015-12-16 20:30:32 n-tech look at the next done
2015-12-16 20:30:37 n-tech it is a very polite protest to the first
2015-12-16 20:30:39 n-tech and sas it's irration
2015-12-16 20:30:40 n-tech 273
2015-12-16 20:30:42 n-tech downvotes
2015-12-16 20:30:45 n-tech like holy shit
2015-12-16 20:30:50 n-tech irrational**
2015-12-16 20:31:11 n-tech I took a break to get some stuff from the store and sat down
2015-12-16 20:31:22 n-tech and had decided that i'm going to dedicate my life to making the Internet a more profone place
2015-12-16 20:31:25 n-tech profane*
2015-12-16 20:31:25 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/nlxCy64.png
2015-12-16 20:31:30 n-tech it's gonna be great
2015-12-16 20:32:23 copypaste i vote 4 u
2015-12-16 20:32:27 n-tech ty
2015-12-16 21:01:21 n-tech wait copy
2015-12-16 21:01:29 n-tech is "we're under attack mode" not an option?
2015-12-16 21:01:40 n-tech or is the router the target
2015-12-16 21:01:46 n-tech or is it ip based
2015-12-16 21:01:47 n-tech or what
2015-12-16 22:44:13 copypaste it's not an option because it's against the origin IP
2015-12-16 22:44:32 copypaste the internet works like a tree, if you take down the branches above everything below collapses
2015-12-16 22:44:41 copypaste cloiudflare's security works by obscuring the orign IP
2015-12-16 22:44:45 copypaste you know this
2015-12-16 22:44:46 n-tech yeah i am aware
2015-12-16 22:44:50 n-tech that's why I asked
2015-12-16 22:44:54 n-tech "is it ip based"
2015-12-16 22:44:57 copypaste so they took down our ISP
2015-12-16 22:44:58 n-tech I specifically claused my question
2015-12-16 22:45:03 copypaste oh, that's what you meant by ip based
2015-12-16 22:45:03 n-tech okay
2015-12-16 22:45:06 copypaste i didn't get it
2015-12-16 22:45:07 copypaste :3
2015-12-16 22:45:36 copypaste "The attack is starting again. Our people are analyzing the data now."
2015-12-16 22:45:40 copypaste this is the last thing they said
2015-12-16 22:45:55 copypaste of course those of us who are in the know know that this is bullshit and they are just waiting for them to stop packeting us
2015-12-16 22:46:22 copypaste even if a packet is rejected it still takes up space in the pipe
2015-12-16 22:46:47 n-tech I read up on all this during the gamerfood stuff
2015-12-16 22:46:49 n-tech this has a name
2015-12-16 22:46:56 n-tech I think Level 7 is what they called an Application Level attack
2015-12-16 22:47:02 n-tech meaning it's not bandwidth based but resource based
2015-12-16 22:47:04 n-tech and this is like
2015-12-16 22:47:05 n-tech level 3
2015-12-16 22:47:11 n-tech they had fancy designations for everything
2015-12-16 22:47:28 copypaste oh yes that's true
2015-12-16 22:47:31 n-tech and I *think* it goes up to Level 1 which is uh
2015-12-16 22:47:31 copypaste it's the OSI model
2015-12-16 22:47:33 n-tech backbone
2015-12-16 22:47:36 n-tech the internet has broken
2015-12-16 22:47:36 n-tech lol
2015-12-16 22:47:44 copypaste yea
2015-12-16 22:47:57 copypaste theoretically that could happen if you had half of the internet under your control
2015-12-16 22:48:03 copypaste you could target the other half and down everything worldwide
2015-12-16 22:48:26 copypaste just talking raw bandwidth capacity
2015-12-16 22:48:27 n-tech well I remember when Michael Jackson died, Google was hit so hard they immediately thought it was the biggest DDoS attack ever
2015-12-16 22:48:35 copypaste loll
2015-12-16 22:48:41 copypaste indeed
2015-12-16 22:49:01 copypaste in january i got super upset over this, but i am so over it
2015-12-16 22:49:13 copypaste i'm so calm a buddhist monk would be envious
2015-12-16 22:50:25 copypaste they just confirmed that it is our ISP under attack
2015-12-16 22:50:39 copypaste which we all knew since every network service fell offline at the same time
2015-12-16 22:52:01 n-tech Narrator: I wasn't really dying. I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.
2015-12-16 22:54:52 n-tech In the last week
2015-12-16 22:54:55 n-tech I've gotten 10 pull requests
2015-12-16 22:55:01 n-tech feelsgoodman
2015-12-16 22:55:12 n-tech they aren't shit eithr
2015-12-16 22:55:17 n-tech I've only had to correct one
2015-12-16 22:57:21 copypaste people are coming to terms with the love it or shove it mentality
2015-12-16 22:57:25 copypaste they are learning to love it
2015-12-16 22:57:31 copypaste i am a visionary (⌐■‿■)
2015-12-16 22:58:47 n-tech how this launches probably determines if I have to bounce back to the US or not
2015-12-16 22:58:59 n-tech I think if it goes well people will support Exodus and Next for longer
2015-12-16 22:59:07 n-tech if it crashes and burns I'm going to have to go back to the US
2015-12-17 02:12:15 n-tech so uh
2015-12-17 02:12:18 n-tech a thought occurs
2015-12-17 02:12:23 n-tech this import is slow.
2015-12-17 02:12:52 n-tech it runs on my VM (vm debian on windows with 16GiB RAM and 8 core intel i-whatever) at the speed of about ...
2015-12-17 02:12:54 n-tech oh i dont know
2015-12-17 02:12:58 n-tech 10 posts a second
2015-12-17 02:13:09 n-tech and this is with php5-fpm
2015-12-17 02:13:14 n-tech but i mean like..
2015-12-17 02:13:21 n-tech i've been running for probably an hou
2015-12-17 02:13:22 n-tech hour
2015-12-17 02:13:26 n-tech and i'm only in /a.../
2015-12-17 02:13:40 n-tech unless this is significantly faster with more resources and php7
2015-12-17 02:13:45 n-tech we may have to freeze the site for hours
2015-12-17 02:13:48 n-tech unless?
2015-12-17 02:13:53 n-tech you said you can dupe the db
2015-12-17 02:13:56 n-tech or something
2015-12-17 11:53:34 copypaste what is it hanging on
2015-12-17 14:08:58 n-tech I refactored some code and now it goes at baout 100/s
2015-12-17 14:19:22 n-tech I have a task
2015-12-17 14:19:35 n-tech I think I might have this ready in the middle of the night
2015-12-17 14:19:44 n-tech is there any way you can get me a duplicate of the 8chan database?
2015-12-17 14:19:46 n-tech wait
2015-12-17 14:19:47 n-tech I have that
2015-12-17 14:19:49 n-tech i remember this
2015-12-17 14:19:50 n-tech we did this
2015-12-17 14:28:13 n-tech wait
2015-12-17 14:28:14 n-tech no
2015-12-17 14:28:16 n-tech this is just configs
2015-12-17 15:43:59 copypaste i thought i did as 8chanbak on troi01
2015-12-17 15:44:06 copypaste but then tables mysteriously were missing if you recall
2015-12-17 15:44:16 n-tech i don't remember this at all
2015-12-17 15:44:17 copypaste sorry, i just got home
2015-12-17 15:44:26 copypaste you don't?
2015-12-17 15:44:30 copypaste i was there when we did the first import
2015-12-17 15:44:37 copypaste and i was trying to figure out why my copy was missing tables
2015-12-17 15:44:45 copypaste and you're like "fuck it, let's just use the live DB"
2015-12-17 15:44:47 copypaste and then we did that
2015-12-17 15:44:52 n-tech oh that's right
2015-12-17 15:44:55 n-tech you used a hot copy or something
2015-12-17 15:44:57 n-tech and it didn't work
2015-12-17 15:46:47 n-tech btw is filehash just an md5?
2015-12-17 15:46:51 n-tech I can't find where it's defined
2015-12-17 15:46:52 copypaste yes
2015-12-17 15:47:00 copypaste i think so, it's defined somewhere in the code
2015-12-17 15:47:16 n-tech if (count($post['files']) == 1) {
2015-12-17 15:47:16 n-tech $post['filehash'] = $hash;
2015-12-17 15:47:16 n-tech } else {
2015-12-17 15:47:16 n-tech $post['filehash'] = md5($allhashes);
2015-12-17 15:47:16 n-tech }
2015-12-17 15:47:17 copypaste the hash is only used for the 4chan API
2015-12-17 15:47:18 n-tech lol.
2015-12-17 15:47:24 copypaste yep
2015-12-17 15:47:30 copypaste it's a hash of all files together
2015-12-17 15:47:33 copypaste so if you replace the middle file
2015-12-17 15:47:37 copypaste it'll be different
2015-12-17 15:47:40 copypaste or even cahnge the orde
2015-12-17 15:47:41 copypaste r
2015-12-17 15:47:51 copypaste i recommend rehashing just to be safe
2015-12-17 15:47:54 copypaste MD5 is a very fast hash
2015-12-18 16:03:28 copypaste [ip removed]
2015-12-18 16:03:32 copypaste mysql -ujawsh -p[pw removed] 8chan -A
2015-12-18 16:03:35 copypaste is the command i tested
2015-12-18 16:03:59 copypaste confirm that and i'll move on to the more fiddly part
2015-12-18 16:04:00 copypaste the nfs
2015-12-18 16:04:21 n-tech what is the server name and what is this facilitating
2015-12-18 16:04:28 n-tech oh this is mysql
2015-12-18 16:04:29 n-tech durf
2015-12-18 16:04:42 n-tech am I just making a new db on the beta pgsql?
2015-12-18 16:04:56 copypaste yep yep
2015-12-18 16:05:04 copypaste ERROR 1142 (42000): INSERT command denied to user 'jawsh'@'localhost' for table 'users'
2015-12-18 16:05:06 copypaste lol
2015-12-18 16:05:27 copypaste if u need some other grants, i can give them
2015-12-18 16:05:31 copypaste i got the grants i gave u from so
2015-12-18 16:05:39 copypaste GRANT SELECT, SHOW VIEW, PROCESS, REPLICATION CLIENT
2015-12-18 16:05:45 copypaste on 8chan.*
2015-12-18 16:05:46 copypaste etc
2015-12-18 16:07:52 copypaste im going to put an alice in wonderland quote on the maintenance page
2015-12-18 16:07:53 copypaste just so u know
2015-12-18 16:07:58 copypaste “I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”
2015-12-18 16:08:27 copypaste the site is self-aware
2015-12-18 16:08:27 n-tech fitting, I have a quote too for when it's done
2015-12-18 16:08:30 n-tech lol
2015-12-18 16:08:42 copypaste alice in wonderland is greaet on acid
2015-12-18 16:08:50 n-tech the author would agree
2015-12-18 16:13:11 n-tech don't forget the link
2015-12-18 16:13:12 n-tech :---DDD
2015-12-18 16:21:56 copypaste at the risk of sounding stupid
2015-12-18 16:22:04 copypaste can you just tell me what server to mount to
2015-12-18 16:22:06 copypaste give me the login
2015-12-18 16:22:09 copypaste so i can do that
2015-12-18 16:22:11 copypaste i lost it
2015-12-18 16:22:15 copypaste i think it's troi08
2015-12-18 16:22:18 copypaste or troi05
2015-12-18 16:22:19 copypaste one of those
2015-12-18 16:22:23 n-tech for... php?
2015-12-18 16:22:29 copypaste wherever you want the files
2015-12-18 16:22:39 copypaste i think it's best to put them on php
2015-12-18 16:22:44 copypaste but it's up to you
2015-12-18 16:22:58 copypaste oh!
2015-12-18 16:23:01 copypaste php7 is released
2015-12-18 16:23:11 copypaste i should ugrade to 7.0.1, no?
2015-12-18 16:23:11 n-tech 10.0.2.15
2015-12-18 16:23:13 n-tech is uh
2015-12-18 16:23:17 n-tech yeah
2015-12-18 16:23:20 n-tech probably a goo idea
2015-12-18 16:23:21 copypaste woah woah woah
2015-12-18 16:23:22 copypaste what's that
2015-12-18 16:23:27 copypaste should start with 206.223
2015-12-18 16:23:28 n-tech the IP? I think
2015-12-18 16:23:41 copypaste that's a local network ip
2015-12-18 16:30:21 n-tech sorry i got distracted by child birth
2015-12-18 16:31:09 copypaste lolwat
2015-12-18 16:31:16 n-tech in the synctube
2015-12-18 16:31:26 n-tech someone played a childbirth video
2015-12-18 16:31:28 copypaste oh, i don't have that open
2015-12-18 16:31:30 copypaste ew
2015-12-18 16:31:34 copypaste did you arleady advertise it?
2015-12-18 16:31:52 n-tech ye on beta
2015-12-18 16:32:00 n-tech [ip removed]
2015-12-18 16:32:02 n-tech troi05
2015-12-18 16:34:08 copypaste woah dude
2015-12-18 16:34:13 copypaste absolutely awesome placement of the password box
2015-12-18 16:34:14 copypaste i came
2015-12-18 16:34:21 n-tech what password box
2015-12-18 16:34:25 copypaste for posts
2015-12-18 16:34:38 n-tech oh ye
2015-12-18 16:34:41 n-tech i had to think hard on that
2015-12-18 16:34:44 n-tech it was stumping me
2015-12-18 16:34:47 n-tech cuz like
2015-12-18 16:34:52 n-tech author and subject fields aren't always there
2015-12-18 16:34:58 n-tech but most people don't deal with passwords anyways
2015-12-18 16:35:50 copypaste yeah but those who do get really upset when they can't
2015-12-18 16:36:02 n-tech i dont blame them, because on vichan
2015-12-18 16:36:04 n-tech you can literally do
2015-12-18 16:36:16 n-tech select * (all boards) where password=''
2015-12-18 16:36:23 n-tech and it's basically a tracking cookie
2015-12-18 16:36:30 copypaste yee
2015-12-18 16:37:32 copypaste ok i need ten minutes
2015-12-18 16:37:39 copypaste perhaps twenty if i fuck up
2015-12-18 16:37:46 copypaste this NFS stuff is a bit complicated
2015-12-18 16:37:51 n-tech alright
2015-12-18 16:38:03 copypaste also i absolutely want to upgrade php
2015-12-18 16:38:07 copypaste before we go live
2015-12-18 16:38:15 n-tech I was gonna say, 10 minutes to make 7.0.1?
2015-12-18 16:38:28 copypaste maybe it'll take hat long to compile
2015-12-18 16:38:34 copypaste hopefully the config hasn't changed
2015-12-18 16:42:33 copypaste configuring 7.0.1
2015-12-18 16:43:55 copypaste building
2015-12-18 16:54:25 copypaste we had an outdated oniguruma library
2015-12-18 16:54:32 copypaste i updated to oniguruma5 (it was v2, wtf)
2015-12-18 16:54:34 copypaste works now
2015-12-18 16:54:41 copypaste somehow we had a version of oniguruma from 2003
2015-12-18 16:54:49 copypaste and somehow that worked with 7.0RC7 but not 7.0.1
2015-12-18 16:54:51 copypaste ｗat
2015-12-18 16:56:50 copypaste done
2015-12-18 16:56:51 copypaste PHP 7.0.1 (cli) (built: Dec 18 2015 08:53:33) ( NTS )
2015-12-18 16:56:57 copypaste lots of thumbnails seem broken
2015-12-18 16:56:58 copypaste tho
2015-12-18 16:57:40 copypaste i got an X-Powered-By: PHP/7.0.1
2015-12-18 16:57:41 copypaste so it worked
2015-12-18 16:58:26 copypaste waiting for you to reply about thumbnails before continuing
2015-12-18 16:59:06 copypaste actually all files seem broken
2015-12-18 16:59:07 copypaste http://beta.8ch.net/next/file/32713/posting_guide_infinity_next.png
2015-12-18 17:05:54 n-tech not for me
2015-12-18 17:06:05 n-tech works fine
2015-12-18 17:06:09 n-tech make sure your cache isn't off
2015-12-18 17:06:15 copypaste ctrl shift r
2015-12-18 17:06:16 copypaste i get 404
2015-12-18 17:07:22 copypaste http://i.imgur.com/3RaV4cS.png
2015-12-18 17:08:29 n-tech loads fine for me.
2015-12-18 17:08:42 n-tech even in a different browser i get a correct response
2015-12-18 17:09:00 copypaste ok i don't know why but if it's just me
2015-12-18 17:09:03 copypaste i'm happy to ignore it
2015-12-18 17:10:08 copypaste seems weird though that i'd get an nginx 404
2015-12-18 17:10:12 copypaste and not some browser error
2015-12-18 17:11:27 copypaste even changing the url or going to completely different boards doewn't work
2015-12-18 17:12:32 copypaste i cant see this imag i just uploaded
2015-12-18 17:12:33 copypaste http://beta.8ch.net/test/file/thumb/32748/Untitled.png
2015-12-18 17:12:35 copypaste maybe you can
2015-12-18 17:12:43 copypaste it shows IE, a browser i never use and it not working
2015-12-18 17:13:46 n-tech jews can see these images but someone else cant
2015-12-18 17:14:12 n-tech wait yeah i can reproduce it
2015-12-18 17:16:34 copypaste ok, let me know if you need my help
2015-12-18 17:16:43 copypaste i tried to do a clean upgrade
2015-12-18 17:20:56 n-tech we all set then? where is the 8chan root located from t5?
2015-12-18 17:21:57 copypaste uh
2015-12-18 17:22:01 copypaste you're not going to fix this?
2015-12-18 17:22:09 copypaste i don't think we swhould open it with all imagees 404ing
2015-12-18 17:22:22 n-tech it's an nginx error i think, im looking around
2015-12-18 17:22:28 n-tech i moved 8ch.net/next to 8ch.net/beta
2015-12-18 17:22:38 copypaste ok, i'll mount while you do that
2015-12-18 17:22:42 copypaste just i don't tihnk we should close 8chan
2015-12-18 17:22:44 copypaste until this is fixed
2015-12-18 17:22:47 copypaste less to do during migration
2015-12-18 17:23:03 copypaste do you want me come over so we can communicate better
2015-12-18 17:23:07 copypaste or is this fine
2015-12-18 17:23:23 n-tech nah this is fine, i was just making tacos waiting for you
2015-12-18 17:23:26 n-tech i'm settled now
2015-12-18 17:23:39 copypaste k
2015-12-18 17:28:55 copypaste sweet
2015-12-18 17:28:56 copypaste first time
2015-12-18 17:29:03 copypaste 8chan is on /srv/http on troi05
2015-12-18 17:29:05 copypaste full r/w
2015-12-18 17:29:09 copypaste please please -please- be careful
2015-12-18 17:29:17 copypaste i recommend making a /srv/storage
2015-12-18 17:29:18 copypaste for laravel
2015-12-18 17:29:22 copypaste and only writing to that folder
2015-12-18 17:29:24 copypaste links etc
2015-12-18 17:29:36 copypaste the RAID is on /srv/ so you have the whole disk
2015-12-18 17:29:48 n-tech sweet
2015-12-18 17:30:06 copypaste please note how the 'b', 'v' folders etc work
2015-12-18 17:30:13 copypaste they are symlinks to /boards/v__
2015-12-18 17:30:19 copypaste so you'll be creating a link to a link
2015-12-18 17:30:21 copypaste which should work fine
2015-12-18 17:33:37 n-tech okay the thumbnailing issue is fixed I believe
2015-12-18 17:33:45 n-tech let me setup some more stuff
2015-12-18 17:33:47 n-tech I'll run a test
2015-12-18 17:34:10 copypaste yep http://beta.8ch.net/test/file/thumb/32748/wew.png loads
2015-12-18 17:34:12 copypaste cloudflare cached some 404
2015-12-18 17:34:24 n-tech THANKS cloudflare
2015-12-18 17:34:27 copypaste but that's ok, when we go live ill clear cloudflare's whole cache of the domain
2015-12-18 17:34:36 n-tech in the sync someone googled "fuck you josh"
2015-12-18 17:34:37 copypaste since it's all invalidated
2015-12-18 17:34:39 n-tech and has listed like
2015-12-18 17:34:43 n-tech 100 videos of just random people saying
2015-12-18 17:34:46 n-tech FUCK YOU JOSH
2015-12-18 17:34:46 n-tech lol
2015-12-18 17:34:49 copypaste lmao
2015-12-18 17:54:19 n-tech Okay
2015-12-18 17:54:26 n-tech there is now a /srv/8ch.net/next/storage/app
2015-12-18 17:54:36 n-tech that will be the shared point for files between any php nodes
2015-12-18 17:54:40 n-tech it mirrors the regular directory
2015-12-18 17:55:08 n-tech but uh
2015-12-18 17:55:08 copypaste cool
2015-12-18 17:55:10 n-tech I dunno
2015-12-18 17:55:13 n-tech I dunno what else I can test
2015-12-18 17:55:18 n-tech sql connection works
2015-12-18 17:55:20 copypaste ok, we ready then?
2015-12-18 17:55:22 n-tech let me check the sql connection to target
2015-12-18 17:55:26 copypaste k
2015-12-18 17:57:24 n-tech Okay. Lets do it
2015-12-18 17:57:45 copypaste ok. give me a few minutes to put the final touches on the maintenance page
2015-12-18 17:57:48 copypaste i want it to be ebin
2015-12-18 18:09:07 n-tech almost ready?
2015-12-18 18:09:17 copypaste yeah i haven't done maintenance ont roi12 yet
2015-12-18 18:09:23 copypaste i'm sorry i thought i had a config ready to plugin
2015-12-18 18:14:26 copypaste 8chan is down
2015-12-18 18:14:33 copypaste http://8ch.net/b/
2015-12-18 18:14:39 n-tech and here, we, go
2015-12-18 18:16:11 n-tech It's running
2015-12-18 18:30:20 n-tech Made 0 post(s) for /9kant0/.
2015-12-18 18:30:22 n-tech Importing posts from /9md9/
2015-12-18 18:30:26 n-tech Importing 200 more posts ...
2015-12-18 18:30:28 n-tech Made 3 post(s) for /9md9/.
2015-12-18 18:30:30 n-tech Importing posts from /9spam/
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2015-12-18 18:30:34 n-tech Made 45 post(s) for /9spam/.
2015-12-18 18:30:36 n-tech Importing posts from /9th/
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2015-12-18 18:30:40 n-tech Importing posts from /a/
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2015-12-18 18:31:00 n-tech the absolute madman
2015-12-18 18:31:18 copypaste nice
2015-12-18 18:31:19 copypaste :D
2015-12-18 18:33:05 copypaste im making inflammatory posts in the thread
2015-12-18 18:33:07 copypaste lmao
2015-12-18 19:03:54 n-tech remind me what my login details are
2015-12-18 19:03:55 n-tech the ssh thnig
2015-12-18 19:04:00 n-tech i've been signing in by doing
2015-12-18 19:04:03 n-tech up+enter
2015-12-18 19:04:05 n-tech for so long
2015-12-18 19:04:06 n-tech i forgot
2015-12-18 19:04:06 n-tech lol
2015-12-18 19:04:23 n-tech like i have to do "ssh xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx -l admin"
2015-12-18 19:04:24 n-tech or something
2015-12-18 19:52:51 copypaste sorry my intrnet died
2015-12-18 19:52:58 copypaste for what machine?
2015-12-18 19:53:55 n-tech the php one
2015-12-18 19:53:56 n-tech 5
2015-12-18 19:54:07 copypaste [ip removed]
2015-12-18 19:54:09 copypaste user is admin
2015-12-18 19:54:11 copypaste pw is...
2015-12-18 19:54:19 copypaste [pw removed]
2015-12-18 19:54:22 copypaste for admin/root
2015-12-18 19:54:26 copypaste use `su` to get root
2015-12-18 19:54:29 copypaste you can't ssh as root@
2015-12-18 19:54:33 copypaste that should be all you need
2015-12-18 19:54:36 copypaste ssh runs on default port
2015-12-18 21:14:52 copypaste hows it going?
2015-12-18 21:40:43 n-tech Importing posts from /tripe/
2015-12-18 21:40:43 n-tech Made 0 post(s) for /tripe/.
2015-12-18 21:40:44 n-tech Importing posts from /tripfag/
2015-12-18 21:40:44 n-tech Importing 200 more posts ...
2015-12-18 21:40:44 n-tech Made 5 post(s) for /tripfag/.
2015-12-18 21:40:44 n-tech Importing posts from /tripfags/
2015-12-18 21:40:46 n-tech Importing 200 more posts ...
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2015-12-18 21:40:52 n-tech slower than I would have wanted
2015-12-18 21:40:54 n-tech I'm glad I took time to try and smooth over things
2015-12-18 21:40:56 n-tech or this would have been going much slower
2015-12-18 21:41:01 n-tech I had to freeze the beta to free up cpu
2015-12-19 03:59:56 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/wChnmg7.png
2015-12-19 03:59:56 n-tech wew
2015-12-19 04:09:45 copypaste wew
2015-12-19 04:12:35 n-tech You're still up?
2015-12-19 04:25:03 copypaste yeah i can't sleep with something this important going on
2015-12-19 04:25:05 copypaste just let me knwo
2015-12-19 04:25:10 copypaste i took a nap
2015-12-19 10:22:29 n-tech Let me know when you're up.
2015-12-19 10:49:22 copypaste hi
2015-12-19 10:49:41 n-tech The last problem I can't do myself. I don't understand the permissions or symlinks well enough to trace it down.
2015-12-19 10:49:53 n-tech It has to deal with creating files, not just linking them
2015-12-19 10:49:55 n-tech the links work fine
2015-12-19 10:50:02 n-tech [Intervention\Image\Exception\NotReadableException]
2015-12-19 10:50:03 n-tech Unable to read image from file (/var/www/8ch.net/next/storage/app/attachments/full/5/6/e/b/56eb4e8
2015-12-19 10:50:03 n-tech 32cf474e8087d99c4fc462692).
2015-12-19 10:50:20 n-tech If I run the import script as www it will create the file with the proper permissions ut 0 filesize
2015-12-19 10:50:37 n-tech I think that's because it can't read /srv/http/static/banners/0chain/132121321.png
2015-12-19 10:50:40 n-tech which is what it's trying to import
2015-12-19 10:50:47 n-tech but I've even changed the permissions for that
2015-12-19 10:50:52 n-tech so I have no idea what could cause that issue
2015-12-19 10:50:56 copypaste service
2015-12-19 10:50:58 copypaste is the user
2015-12-19 10:51:14 n-tech yea but when PHP wants to read or write it has to go through php
2015-12-19 10:51:26 copypaste you can change the user php uses
2015-12-19 10:51:29 copypaste pretty easily
2015-12-19 10:51:41 copypaste you can't write to NFS as anything but service
2015-12-19 10:51:42 copypaste or root
2015-12-19 10:51:46 n-tech but then nginx and php will have different users unless you want to change that too
2015-12-19 10:51:50 n-tech oh
2015-12-19 10:51:53 n-tech that would do it
2015-12-19 10:52:11 n-tech okay so "service:service"?
2015-12-19 10:52:14 copypaste i can change both
2015-12-19 10:52:23 copypaste yea
2015-12-19 10:52:24 copypaste for chown
2015-12-19 10:52:31 n-tech Do you know a fast way to chmod everything to that?
2015-12-19 10:52:36 copypaste chown -
2015-12-19 10:52:41 copypaste chown -R service:service .
2015-12-19 10:52:41 n-tech ye
2015-12-19 10:52:42 n-tech that one
2015-12-19 10:52:44 n-tech i mix tem up
2015-12-19 10:52:47 n-tech that times out
2015-12-19 10:52:53 copypaste on what?
2015-12-19 10:52:54 n-tech maybe it's much faster when not issued through t5
2015-12-19 10:52:59 copypaste don't run it on nfs
2015-12-19 10:52:59 n-tech the chown
2015-12-19 10:53:09 n-tech toooooo late
2015-12-19 10:53:49 n-tech /srv/http/static/banners/ /srv/http/static/custom-flags/ /srv/8ch.net/, recursive
2015-12-19 10:53:59 n-tech that on NFS and I'll run it on /var/www/
2015-12-19 10:54:17 copypaste everything in /srv/http is already owned by service
2015-12-19 10:54:30 n-tech I ran it on those specific directories
2015-12-19 10:54:38 copypaste hmm
2015-12-19 10:55:15 n-tech service is an "illegal group name"
2015-12-19 10:55:29 copypaste ok i've got it
2015-12-19 10:55:33 n-tech is it just "service" and not "service:service"
2015-12-19 10:55:41 copypaste service on troi12 isn't the same as service on troi06
2015-12-19 10:55:47 copypaste it has to be UID and GID 1000
2015-12-19 10:55:53 copypaste service is just an alias
2015-12-19 10:56:00 copypaste i have to make a user/group service as 1000
2015-12-19 10:56:03 copypaste then it will workj
2015-12-19 10:56:09 copypaste when i run `ls` on troi06 on that banners dir
2015-12-19 10:56:13 copypaste (which who knows why changed)
2015-12-19 10:56:19 copypaste it says GID 80
2015-12-19 10:56:28 copypaste erm, no UID 80 GID 2
2015-12-19 10:56:46 n-tech Okay, let me know when it's set up. I think I'm nearing 3 days of being awake at this point
2015-12-19 10:57:13 n-tech Once uploads work there's one other thing but I'm not going to mention it til this is sorted out, they might be the same problem
2015-12-19 10:58:04 copypaste try using
2015-12-19 10:58:08 copypaste chown -R 1000:1000 .
2015-12-19 10:58:10 copypaste that should work
2015-12-19 10:58:34 copypaste service:x:1000:1000:service,,,:/home/service:/bin/bash
2015-12-19 10:58:37 copypaste that's on troi06
2015-12-19 10:59:23 n-tech don't forget nginx and php need the group changes too
2015-12-19 10:59:33 copypaste yeah
2015-12-19 11:01:17 copypaste service:*:1000:1000:8chan System Services:/home/service:/usr/local/bin/bash
2015-12-19 11:01:21 copypaste done added to /etc/passwd
2015-12-19 11:01:23 copypaste on troi05
2015-12-19 11:01:55 copypaste Uid (Leave empty for default): 1000
2015-12-19 11:01:57 copypaste this is the key step
2015-12-19 11:02:07 copypaste don't be upset, i had same problem before ecept even harder to figure out
2015-12-19 11:02:14 copypaste troi06 had service as uid 1000
2015-12-19 11:02:22 copypaste troi-something had servcie as uid 1002
2015-12-19 11:02:28 copypaste in `ls` both were `service`
2015-12-19 11:02:41 copypaste then i learned service isn't actually what's stored, the uid/gid number is
2015-12-19 11:02:56 copypaste unix hell
2015-12-19 11:02:59 n-tech i'm not upset i just want to see it work
2015-12-19 11:02:59 n-tech https://github.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/commits/master
2015-12-19 11:03:06 n-tech i've been at this for .. 20 hours? it says
2015-12-19 11:04:07 copypaste nginx and php are changed to service
2015-12-19 11:04:09 copypaste and restarted
2015-12-19 11:04:14 copypaste service = uid/gid 1000
2015-12-19 11:04:18 copypaste everything should working now
2015-12-19 11:04:26 copypaste at least, after you do chown -R
2015-12-19 11:15:04 n-tech mate can you please do that command on whatever box hosts the /srv/
2015-12-19 11:15:08 n-tech it's slow as fuck
2015-12-19 11:15:17 n-tech i need everything in /srv/8ch.net and below on service
2015-12-19 11:15:22 copypaste sure but there is no guarantee it will be faster
2015-12-19 11:15:25 copypaste i'll try
2015-12-19 11:15:36 copypaste if there's a lot of files
2015-12-19 11:15:38 copypaste you know how ti is
2015-12-19 11:15:52 n-tech root@troi05:/var/www/8ch.net/next # chown -R 1000:1000 /srv/8ch.net
2015-12-19 11:15:52 n-tech ^Cnewnfs server [ip removed]:/export/http: not responding
2015-12-19 11:16:14 n-tech that's after like 10 minutes
2015-12-19 11:16:33 copypaste it's running, no output for the moment
2015-12-19 11:47:58 n-tech I declare this a disaster.
2015-12-19 11:48:00 n-tech ErrorException: file_put_contents(): Exclusive locks are not supported for this stream
2015-12-19 11:48:08 n-tech [Intervention\Image\Exception\NotReadableException]
2015-12-19 11:48:08 n-tech Unable to read image from file (/srv/8ch.net/next/storage/app/attachments/full/5/6/e/b/56eb4e832cf
2015-12-19 11:48:08 n-tech 474e8087d99c4fc462692).
2015-12-19 11:50:19 n-tech I have absolutely no idea what I can do from here. There's too much data and the disks move too slowly.
2015-12-19 11:50:22 n-tech Anything involves hours of work.
2015-12-19 11:59:05 n-tech OKAY DUDE
2015-12-19 11:59:06 n-tech i got it
2015-12-19 11:59:09 n-tech I just need the fucking
2015-12-19 11:59:10 n-tech permissions fixed
2015-12-19 11:59:14 n-tech holy shit why is this so slow
2015-12-19 11:59:17 n-tech why does chown time out
2015-12-19 11:59:20 n-tech how is that even possible
2015-12-19 12:14:08 copypaste it's on "b"
2015-12-19 12:14:11 copypaste there's nothing to do but wait
2015-12-19 12:15:04 n-tech A lot of documents are taking 30 seconds to load now too
2015-12-19 12:15:12 n-tech I really hope that's because other things are happening
2015-12-19 12:15:20 copypaste maybe https://github.com/laravel/framework/issues/372
2015-12-19 12:15:22 n-tech and it doesn't take 30 seconds to interact with the raid
2015-12-19 12:15:40 n-tech Yes, your RAID drive does not support exclusive locking
2015-12-19 12:15:45 copypaste lol
2015-12-19 12:15:46 copypaste nfs doesn't
2015-12-19 12:15:53 n-tech i've had to edit vendor files to remove this
2015-12-19 12:15:55 copypaste has nothing to do with the drive
2015-12-19 12:15:56 copypaste ok
2015-12-19 12:16:17 n-tech and I'm going to have to write a permanent fix which involves overwriting PHP files just to remove that option so I won't have to
2015-12-19 12:16:24 n-tech but this is insane, I really hope once it settles it's faster
2015-12-19 12:16:47 copypaste it is kind of weird how slow it is even with no load
2015-12-19 12:17:29 n-tech give me your public IP
2015-12-19 12:19:04 copypaste huh
2015-12-19 12:19:09 copypaste what public ip
2015-12-19 12:19:15 n-tech whatismyipaddress.com
2015-12-19 12:19:17 copypaste why
2015-12-19 12:19:23 n-tech so i can whitelist you
2015-12-19 12:19:36 copypaste [ip removed]
2015-12-19 12:19:38 copypaste it's dynamic though
2015-12-19 12:19:46 copypaste best to whitelist [ip removed]/16
2015-12-19 12:20:08 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/
2015-12-19 12:20:17 n-tech the front page takes about 30 seconds to load. some pages take about the same.
2015-12-19 12:20:26 n-tech once it's cached and doesn't have to ask the NFS if something exists
2015-12-19 12:20:30 copypaste that doesn't make sense, what else is that RAID being used for
2015-12-19 12:20:31 n-tech it loads in about 200~300ms
2015-12-19 12:20:35 copypaste i thought we weren't using filesystem cache
2015-12-19 12:20:39 n-tech we aren't
2015-12-19 12:20:42 copypaste it could be because NFS is overloaded
2015-12-19 12:20:47 copypaste with the shit it's doing
2015-12-19 12:20:47 n-tech It's doing this
2015-12-19 12:20:52 n-tech Storage::exists(path)
2015-12-19 12:20:54 n-tech yea
2015-12-19 12:20:56 n-tech that's what i'm hoping
2015-12-19 12:21:00 copypaste i hope so too
2015-12-19 12:21:27 copypaste what path does it need to know btw?
2015-12-19 12:21:33 copypaste also lol all those zirconium
2015-12-19 12:21:35 copypaste so ebin
2015-12-19 12:21:52 n-tech it pulled in attachments by board so /zirconium/ was the last one to import
2015-12-19 12:21:59 n-tech any attachments at least
2015-12-19 12:22:02 copypaste yee
2015-12-19 12:22:23 copypaste boards.html is whitepag
2015-12-19 12:22:23 copypaste e
2015-12-19 12:25:04 n-tech i don't know.
2015-12-19 12:25:12 n-tech i've been up for 3 days straight now. i am at limited capacity.
2015-12-19 12:25:46 copypaste the chown is at fdd
2015-12-19 12:25:56 n-tech thumb or full
2015-12-19 12:26:04 copypaste not sure
2015-12-19 12:26:17 copypaste it's doing it out of order
2015-12-19 12:26:18 copypaste looks like
2015-12-19 12:56:07 copypaste how about you take a nap?
2015-12-19 12:56:15 copypaste i'll update the page with a full description of the problem
2015-12-19 12:56:20 copypaste and call you when chown is done
2015-12-19 12:57:24 n-tech yeah that'll work
2015-12-19 13:12:17 n-tech is that you on my landline
2015-12-19 13:12:25 n-tech i dont even know why i keep the fucking thing plugged in
2015-12-19 15:25:09 n-tech It's up and imported
2015-12-19 15:25:16 n-tech but it's still slow
2015-12-19 15:25:23 copypaste gotta figure out why slow
2015-12-19 15:25:27 copypaste i just got a 504 timeout
2015-12-19 15:25:31 copypaste something is blocking
2015-12-19 15:38:19 n-tech it's the posts table
2015-12-19 15:38:28 n-tech any query hitting it takes 400ms
2015-12-19 15:38:54 n-tech I have the asme issue locally, the migration's dealing with fks must not be correct
2015-12-19 15:47:17 n-tech dunno what to do.
2015-12-19 15:47:23 n-tech this shit is super fast and now it's not
2015-12-19 15:47:29 n-tech anything hitting the posts table locks up
2015-12-19 15:55:15 n-tech Any ideas? I'm completely stumped.
2015-12-19 15:58:55 copypaste i have a feeling it's due to the size of the dataset
2015-12-19 15:59:06 copypaste before you were querying over only a few hundred posts
2015-12-19 15:59:10 copypaste you've increased it a lot
2015-12-19 15:59:24 copypaste does psql run at 100% cpu?
2015-12-19 15:59:28 n-tech but these queries are not complicated
2015-12-19 15:59:44 copypaste ┐('～`；)┌
2015-12-19 15:59:53 copypaste i don't know any better than you would
2015-12-19 16:00:00 copypaste that's just a theory that could be wrong
2015-12-19 16:01:18 copypaste http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13234812/improving-query-speed-simple-select-in-big-postgres-table
2015-12-19 16:01:20 copypaste this could help
2015-12-19 16:01:24 copypaste does the DB have any indexes?
2015-12-19 16:01:28 copypaste try adding some
2015-12-19 16:01:58 n-tech yes.
2015-12-19 16:02:06 n-tech all the tables are very well optomized
2015-12-19 16:02:10 n-tech this is literally like a
2015-12-19 16:02:27 n-tech 18000% increase in query times
2015-12-19 16:06:58 copypaste does psql have an EXPLAIN?
2015-12-19 16:07:12 copypaste http://www.postgresql.org/docs/9.1/static/sql-explain.html
2015-12-19 16:07:13 copypaste yes it does
2015-12-19 16:07:18 copypaste try that on the query
2015-12-19 16:07:34 copypaste make sure your indexes are being used and so on
2015-12-19 16:07:44 copypaste there's not much more advice i can give
2015-12-19 16:08:27 n-tech Limit (cost=0.00..404.39 rows=16 width=609)
2015-12-19 16:08:27 n-tech -> Index Scan Backward using posts_pkey on posts (cost=0.00..12369383.27 rows=489399 width=609)
2015-12-19 16:08:27 n-tech Filter: ((deleted_at IS NULL) AND (body <> ''::text) AND ((SubPlan 1) >= 1))
2015-12-19 16:08:27 n-tech SubPlan 1
2015-12-19 16:08:27 n-tech -> Aggregate (cost=8.27..8.28 rows=1 width=0)
2015-12-19 16:08:27 n-tech -> Index Scan using boards_pkey on boards (cost=0.00..8.27 rows=1 width=0)
2015-12-19 16:08:29 n-tech Index Cond: ((posts.board_uri)::text = (board_uri)::text)
2015-12-19 16:08:31 n-tech Filter: (is_indexed AND is_overboard)
2015-12-19 16:09:23 copypaste woah
2015-12-19 16:09:29 copypaste 0.00..12369383.27
2015-12-19 16:10:19 copypaste if you give me the query, the table layouts, and that output in a ghostbin
2015-12-19 16:10:23 copypaste i can try to show it to johann
2015-12-19 16:10:29 copypaste if you think that will help
2015-12-19 16:10:43 copypaste SHOW CREATE TABLE (or the psql equivalent) is best
2015-12-19 16:11:08 n-tech http://pastebin.com/3CzVR3Ae
2015-12-19 16:11:16 n-tech oh
2015-12-19 16:11:44 copypaste is 456 ms really that slow?
2015-12-19 16:12:10 n-tech http://pastebin.com/SrLY7w2M
2015-12-19 16:12:19 n-tech Yes, considering that it used to be ~1ms.
2015-12-19 16:12:30 copypaste ye
2015-12-19 16:16:13 copypaste he doesn't seem to be around
2015-12-19 16:21:42 copypaste he appeared
2015-12-19 16:21:46 copypaste post the EXPLAIN ANALYZEZ
2015-12-19 16:21:48 copypaste post the EXPLAIN ANALYZE
2015-12-19 16:22:18 copypaste EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT
2015-12-19 16:23:26 n-tech http://pastebin.com/Hw8D3z94
2015-12-19 16:31:36 n-tech No word?
2015-12-19 16:31:49 copypaste he answered
2015-12-19 16:31:49 copypaste How many rows have deleted_at = null vs. not null? Also, the same with body <> '' ? Can you tell me?
2015-12-19 16:31:49 copypaste
2015-12-19 16:31:49 copypaste 4:28
2015-12-19 16:31:50 copypaste I think, right now, it may be best to add partial index on either or both of those.
2015-12-19 16:31:57 copypaste The part of the manual I’m referring to: http://www.postgresql.org/docs/9.4/static/indexes-partial.html
2015-12-19 16:32:34 n-tech 100% of the db is deleted_at=null
2015-12-19 16:33:26 copypaste why check if body <> '' in the first place? shouldn't post reject that
2015-12-19 16:33:37 n-tech it's for the front page.
2015-12-19 16:33:43 copypaste o ok
2015-12-19 16:33:45 n-tech it's refusing posts which are just attachments
2015-12-19 16:34:16 copypaste "Maybe a partial index on body wrt empty strings might be more helpful."
2015-12-19 16:34:19 copypaste i think that's a good idea
2015-12-19 16:35:26 n-tech man
2015-12-19 16:35:30 n-tech I'm so fucking angry
2015-12-19 16:35:35 n-tech I have on a board index
2015-12-19 16:35:37 n-tech 23 queries
2015-12-19 16:35:42 n-tech the load time is 9.62 seconds
2015-12-19 16:35:48 n-tech 22 queries execute in under 20ms
2015-12-19 16:35:56 n-tech 1 query executes in 9.34s
2015-12-19 16:36:02 n-tech the combined rest of the entire document
2015-12-19 16:36:04 n-tech is 1/30th
2015-12-19 16:36:07 n-tech this single query
2015-12-19 16:36:16 n-tech which under normal circumstances will execute in under 3ms
2015-12-19 16:40:38 n-tech it's literally only the posts table too
2015-12-19 16:40:38 copypaste 23 queries is a lot
2015-12-19 16:40:44 copypaste other tables work fine?
2015-12-19 16:40:47 copypaste posts is a pretty large table
2015-12-19 16:40:47 n-tech it's not a problem! listen to me
2015-12-19 16:40:48 n-tech yes
2015-12-19 16:40:51 n-tech even the post_attachments
2015-12-19 16:40:57 n-tech which has millions of rows too
2015-12-19 16:41:05 n-tech or files, hundreds of thousands
2015-12-19 16:41:09 n-tech the slowdown is in and around the posts table
2015-12-19 16:41:12 copypaste ok, what would you like me to do
2015-12-19 16:41:18 copypaste do you want to talk to johann perhaps
2015-12-19 16:41:19 n-tech dunno.
2015-12-19 16:41:24 copypaste maybe he can help you better directly
2015-12-19 16:41:26 n-tech yea
2015-12-19 16:41:32 n-tech how do I get to him?
2015-12-19 16:42:09 copypaste i asked him if he has skype or something
2015-12-19 16:42:13 copypaste it might be some gnu+chat
2015-12-19 16:42:15 copypaste we'll see
2015-12-19 16:42:32 copypaste do you have viber
2015-12-19 16:42:40 n-tech no
2015-12-19 16:42:46 copypaste will you install it
2015-12-19 16:42:53 copypaste pls
2015-12-19 16:43:23 copypaste actually he says you can SMS 9156653308
2015-12-19 16:43:31 copypaste but viber is better because it's free
2015-12-19 16:43:39 copypaste "If josh contacts me on it, tell him to let me know who it is, in the first message. I may not receive the name he chooses for himself."
2015-12-19 16:44:26 n-tech I literally cannot install this applicaiton
2015-12-19 16:44:36 n-tech Viber is by Microsoft and it relies on the "Shop" app
2015-12-19 16:44:43 n-tech and I have utterly destroyed that on my computer
2015-12-19 16:44:52 n-tech it refuses to give me an msi or exe
2015-12-19 16:45:22 n-tech how is viber any different than skype
2015-12-19 16:45:27 n-tech they're both owned by ms
2015-12-19 16:45:55 copypaste dunno dude
2015-12-19 16:46:01 copypaste i'd never heard of it before
2015-12-19 16:46:17 n-tech so he doesn't use IRC? Or Skype? I can't diagnose postgres over a phone
2015-12-19 16:46:20 n-tech What's his email?
2015-12-19 16:46:34 copypaste IRC would work
2015-12-19 16:46:38 copypaste he doesn't use skype no
2015-12-19 16:46:43 copypaste i think his girlfriend uses this viber thing
2015-12-19 16:46:44 n-tech Okay, what channel and nick?
2015-12-19 16:46:50 copypaste i asked
2015-12-19 16:48:17 copypaste he's myrkraverk on freenode, but he just told me he's not home
2015-12-19 16:48:19 copypaste so can't use that
2015-12-19 16:48:25 copypaste that's why he gave this phone app stuff
2015-12-19 16:50:22 copypaste ok he said to query him on freenode, i think he got some IRC app
2015-12-19 16:50:25 copypaste ok?
2015-12-19 17:17:11 n-tech okay, do me a favor
2015-12-19 17:17:21 n-tech Can you try increasing the resources given to pg on troi08?
2015-12-19 17:17:29 n-tech like, you probably know the conf more than I do
2015-12-19 17:17:34 n-tech and what resources the server has
2015-12-19 17:17:42 n-tech I'm wondering if it's just too big a table trying to run on too little memory
2015-12-19 17:17:54 n-tech Yeah. How did you tune the server? Most of the time it's sufficient to use this: http://pgtune.leopard.in.ua/
2015-12-19 17:17:54 n-tech Are you adding the index now?
2015-12-19 17:21:29 copypaste oh
2015-12-19 17:21:31 copypaste i did use that already
2015-12-19 17:21:35 copypaste he recommended it to me already
2015-12-19 17:21:38 copypaste that's how i tuned it yes
2015-12-19 17:22:02 copypaste it's possible the conf isn't being used though?
2015-12-19 17:22:07 copypaste that could be something that needs verifiyng
2015-12-19 17:22:13 copypaste but it worked quite well during the beta
2015-12-19 17:22:55 n-tech well our database name is different now
2015-12-19 17:22:59 n-tech if that means anything
2015-12-19 17:26:27 copypaste oh shit i'm fucking retarded
2015-12-19 17:26:33 copypaste i had a problem with the DB remember
2015-12-19 17:26:36 copypaste and i clobbered the whole dir
2015-12-19 17:26:42 copypaste i forgot that in psql, unlike in mysql
2015-12-19 17:26:45 copypaste the config goes in the DB dir
2015-12-19 17:26:47 copypaste not ouside
2015-12-19 17:26:50 copypaste it's running defaults
2015-12-19 17:26:52 copypaste i'm very sorry
2015-12-19 17:27:12 n-tech don't apologize until we confirm that the altenate config reduces a query time down from 12s to <1s
2015-12-19 17:27:12 n-tech lol
2015-12-19 17:29:31 copypaste try now
2015-12-19 17:31:14 copypaste where is the postgres data?
2015-12-19 17:31:36 n-tech you mean the debug bar?
2015-12-19 17:31:39 copypaste no
2015-12-19 17:31:44 copypaste i mean the actual on disk files
2015-12-19 17:31:47 copypaste for troi08
2015-12-19 17:31:50 copypaste i can't remember
2015-12-19 17:31:50 n-tech I haven't a clue
2015-12-19 17:31:54 copypaste nice
2015-12-19 17:31:56 n-tech probably like
2015-12-19 17:31:58 copypaste i'll keep looking
2015-12-19 17:32:06 n-tech /usr/local/postgres or something
2015-12-19 17:34:05 copypaste ok i found it
2015-12-19 17:34:12 copypaste /usr/local/pgsql/data
2015-12-19 17:34:14 copypaste for future reference
2015-12-19 17:34:16 copypaste odd path
2015-12-19 17:34:35 copypaste i added the lines from the tuner and restarted pgsql
2015-12-19 17:35:17 copypaste still super slow for me
2015-12-19 17:38:15 n-tech it just blows my fucking mind that this could happen
2015-12-19 17:38:21 n-tech how does a select statement take 12 fucking seconds
2015-12-19 17:38:42 copypaste i don't know
2015-12-19 17:38:47 copypaste maybe my conf isn't working
2015-12-19 17:38:51 copypaste that's all i can think of
2015-12-19 17:38:56 copypaste johann has worked on postgres internals
2015-12-19 17:39:00 copypaste if you give him access he can tell su for sure
2015-12-19 17:39:18 copypaste not to mention that we moved to postgres to try to speed things up
2015-12-19 17:39:21 copypaste lol...
2015-12-19 17:40:06 n-tech he seems to believe that the reply_to column neesd to be an index
2015-12-20 07:56:06 n-tech hey mate
2015-12-20 07:56:09 n-tech i might need your help
2015-12-20 07:56:10 n-tech not with code
2015-12-20 07:56:14 n-tech for preparing for this trip
2015-12-20 07:56:24 n-tech i forgot this is tomorrow
2015-12-20 07:57:10 n-tech just let me know when you're up and i'll give you a rundown
2015-12-20 13:37:23 copypaste hi
2015-12-20 13:37:47 n-tech i forgot what i was going to ask
2015-12-20 13:39:01 copypaste lol
2015-12-20 13:39:08 copypaste just bring a passport, clothes, your computer
2015-12-20 13:39:10 copypaste not that hard
2015-12-20 13:39:23 copypaste oh and your flight to ho chi minh paper
2015-12-20 13:39:27 copypaste and all the papers i gave you
2015-12-20 13:39:35 n-tech oh that's what i was going to ask
2015-12-20 13:39:46 n-tech i tried to buy clothes but i'm too fat now
2015-12-20 13:39:54 n-tech so for the entire week you're going to see my total of 2 hoodies and one pair of jeans
2015-12-20 13:40:02 n-tech i've cleaned them but i'm basically a cartoon character
2015-12-20 13:40:56 copypaste this is pretty short notice but there's a "big and tall" store on EDSA
2015-12-20 13:41:13 n-tech OH
2015-12-20 13:41:14 n-tech now I remember
2015-12-20 13:41:21 copypaste oh god this article
2015-12-20 13:41:22 n-tech I need to borrow money because I forgot to withdraw my bitcoins
2015-12-20 13:41:22 copypaste LOL
2015-12-20 13:41:23 n-tech but it's a sunday
2015-12-20 13:41:26 copypaste http://www.mb.com.ph/large-and-in-charge/
2015-12-20 13:42:51 copypaste “Our sizes range from 1XL to 5XL. And actually, believe it or not, it’s the bigger sizes that sell more than the smaller XLs,” says Lim. “So that means that there is a specific demographic that really looks for extra big sizes.”
2015-12-20 13:42:54 copypaste i'm dying
2015-12-20 13:43:12 copypaste ok i never looked into that one before, it's probably more than you want to spend
2015-12-20 13:43:27 n-tech yeah, just forget it. i'll wear my hoodies.
2015-12-20 13:43:32 copypaste but that's the only one i know simply because i see their billboard on EDSA
2015-12-20 13:43:34 copypaste sorry
2015-12-20 13:43:44 n-tech is there any way to get directories in a partition
2015-12-20 13:43:49 n-tech I have tons of spare room in my deb but like
2015-12-20 13:43:56 n-tech my main is only 340mb
2015-12-20 13:43:59 n-tech so i cant fucking do anything
2015-12-20 13:44:09 copypaste gparted would be smart
2015-12-20 13:44:15 copypaste use the gparted livecd to resize partitions
2015-12-20 13:44:18 n-tech cant install it.
2015-12-20 13:44:32 copypaste this is your local vm right?
2015-12-20 13:44:41 copypaste you can also make a new partition and mount it as /usr, etc
2015-12-20 13:44:45 copypaste that's more complex thogh
2015-12-20 13:44:53 copypaste and you have to be careful lest you delete /usr lol
2015-12-20 13:45:54 copypaste maybe you can buy clothes in japan
2015-12-20 13:46:02 copypaste if you go to the tourist areas
2015-12-20 13:46:05 n-tech they're going to be slower lol
2015-12-20 13:46:06 n-tech and yes
2015-12-20 13:46:07 copypaste fat weebs go to japan all the time, right?
2015-12-20 13:46:10 n-tech smaller*
2015-12-20 13:46:30 copypaste this is something i've never had to think about before
2015-12-20 13:46:49 copypaste i have trouble finding clothes too, but if it's too big it just looks a litle silly
2015-12-20 13:46:53 copypaste it's not a big problem
2015-12-20 13:47:28 n-tech I fucking hate linux. All I want to do is delete some shit.
2015-12-20 13:47:48 copypaste why do you need more space to do that
2015-12-20 13:47:57 copypaste `rm` should work on full partitions
2015-12-20 13:48:04 copypaste apt may not run however
2015-12-20 13:48:07 n-tech i can't install gparted and i don't know which directories belong in the same directory as what's full
2015-12-20 13:48:29 copypaste can't really blame linux on this
2015-12-20 13:48:41 copypaste shut the vm down
2015-12-20 13:48:43 copypaste run the gparted livecd
2015-12-20 13:48:50 copypaste resize partitions that way
2015-12-20 13:50:47 copypaste if you had a full C: on windows i doubt you could install anything
2015-12-20 13:50:53 copypaste and windows doesn't include windirstat by default
2015-12-20 13:50:58 copypaste you'd have the same options as you donow
2015-12-20 13:51:06 copypaste (kdirstat on linux)
2015-12-20 13:51:44 n-tech except on windows
2015-12-20 13:51:45 n-tech i'd know
2015-12-20 13:51:47 n-tech C:\ is full
2015-12-20 13:51:49 n-tech or D:\ is full
2015-12-20 13:51:56 n-tech on Linux I have 10 root directories
2015-12-20 13:52:01 copypaste `df -h`
2015-12-20 13:52:04 n-tech which ones are full? which ones belong to which directories?
2015-12-20 13:52:09 n-tech that doesn't tell me what to fucking delete from
2015-12-20 13:52:11 copypaste `mount` (no arguments)
2015-12-20 13:52:12 n-tech it just says which parts are full
2015-12-20 13:52:45 n-tech i think i got it
2015-12-20 13:52:47 n-tech /tmp/ was full
2015-12-20 13:52:52 n-tech i just started deleting random shit
2015-12-20 13:52:55 n-tech that one had like 180mb
2015-12-20 13:53:07 copypaste uh, no, df tells you which parts contain which dirs and which parts are full
2015-12-20 13:53:16 copypaste it's like /dev/sda1 mounted on /var 100%
2015-12-20 13:53:26 copypaste anything not listed there belongs to the drive mounted on /
2015-12-20 13:53:44 copypaste /tmp, if not its own part, belongs to /
2015-12-20 13:53:59 n-tech I've also decided I hate these fucking people and if 8chan dies I won't care
2015-12-20 13:54:18 n-tech So much effort for so little
2015-12-20 13:54:30 copypaste mm, you've taken the pill i took long ago
2015-12-20 13:55:03 copypaste they did donate to you though
2015-12-20 13:55:16 copypaste you should at least get it working
2015-12-20 13:55:28 copypaste were they hard on you for the downtime? i didn't even look at any thread about ti
2015-12-20 13:55:37 copypaste their opinions don't really matter, we did our best
2015-12-20 13:55:42 copypaste bitching about it doesn't change anything
2015-12-20 13:55:50 copypaste they're free to try on their own
2015-12-20 13:56:01 copypaste i know all the conclusions without reading the threads, so why subject myself to the threads?
2015-12-20 13:56:12 copypaste take the "love it or shove it" pill
2015-12-20 13:56:14 copypaste it's good for your health
2015-12-20 13:57:01 n-tech everywhere is exploding, people hate me
2015-12-20 13:57:09 copypaste "exploding"?
2015-12-20 13:57:12 n-tech like i can't post now without people dumping smug anime avatars
2015-12-20 13:57:20 n-tech >post your face when you didn't donate to this
2015-12-20 13:57:20 copypaste so don't post
2015-12-20 13:57:22 copypaste i never post
2015-12-20 13:57:48 copypaste do like i do, make announcements that can't be replied to
2015-12-20 13:57:51 copypaste read their replies if you care
2015-12-20 13:57:58 copypaste rinse and repeat
2015-12-20 13:58:18 copypaste i've developed this strategy after seeing that previous ones fail
2015-12-20 13:58:32 copypaste it works well, and they hate it because it works well
2015-12-20 14:00:38 copypaste oh, there's a part two
2015-12-20 14:00:44 copypaste anything i want feedback on is nunu's job
2015-12-20 14:00:50 copypaste to collect the responses
2015-12-20 14:01:04 copypaste and distill them to some meme-free content-full summary
2015-12-20 14:20:54 copypaste ok, i see the /tech/ thread now
2015-12-20 14:21:00 copypaste your first mistake was thinking those neckbeards could help you
2015-12-20 14:21:09 copypaste the only one that came close to you was Lynx, and his chan is just lol
2015-12-20 14:21:17 copypaste /tech/ has never finished a project
2015-12-20 14:21:28 copypaste in the case of zirconium, beyond making some logos they did nothing else
2015-12-20 14:21:35 copypaste (one may have checked out chromium source code)
2015-12-20 14:22:25 copypaste also, you have to recognize that a whole day of downtime is a great opportunity for people who hate you to come and shill
2015-12-20 14:22:28 copypaste regardless of any facts
2015-12-20 14:22:33 copypaste because they know it will get to you
2015-12-20 14:22:43 copypaste definitely /cow/ users are in that thread
2015-12-20 14:23:24 copypaste johan is already an expert, you don't need any advice from those guys
2015-12-20 14:23:54 n-tech I wanted to explain the problem and it turned into a guy dumping his smug anime girl avatar folder in under 30 minutes
2015-12-20 14:24:01 copypaste yeah
2015-12-20 14:24:03 copypaste i see that
2015-12-20 14:24:25 copypaste i can tell you what oyu alredy know, that's just one guy
2015-12-20 14:25:05 copypaste i think your post is well written
2015-12-20 14:25:13 copypaste that would have made a good announcement, but not a good thread
2015-12-20 14:25:34 copypaste i understand the problem even
2015-12-20 14:26:00 copypaste the first step to fixing the problem is understanding
2015-12-20 14:26:12 copypaste i've had migration failures which shut the site down for a day too before
2015-12-20 14:26:14 copypaste read.php was one
2015-12-20 14:26:24 copypaste another was when i tried to set up mysql cluster
2015-12-20 14:26:39 copypaste they'll forgive and forget, eventually
2015-12-20 14:26:46 copypaste i'm the only one that remembers those two impretty sure
2015-12-20 14:27:16 n-tech I can't get Laravel's php unit tests working
2015-12-20 14:27:35 copypaste they probably don't work
2015-12-20 14:27:38 copypaste unit tests are just a meme
2015-12-20 14:28:40 copypaste i have to leave and get ready for tomorrow
2015-12-20 14:28:52 n-tech alright
2015-12-20 14:29:24 copypaste i'm sure this problem can be worked around with johann helping
2015-12-20 14:29:39 copypaste don't worry about it
2015-12-20 16:35:35 copypaste i'm back and ready
2015-12-20 16:35:54 copypaste unfortunately i can't lend you any money on such short notice
2015-12-20 16:36:08 copypaste perhaps the diners card will work in japan
2015-12-20 16:37:25 n-tech I mean I can send you btc
2015-12-20 16:37:31 n-tech I have 85,000php in bitcoins
2015-12-20 16:37:58 n-tech I just don't think I can get to the Padala in the morning quick enough
2015-12-20 16:38:06 n-tech and if I have another issue i'm fucked
2015-12-20 16:38:37 copypaste i've been tasked with buying some electronics for RQI
2015-12-20 16:38:40 copypaste i can't do that with bitcoin
2015-12-20 16:39:02 copypaste i have the same problem you do, i just am prepared
2015-12-21 05:36:39 n-tech yo
2015-12-21 05:36:44 n-tech just head's up im sleeping on the plane
2015-12-21 05:36:56 copypaste same
2015-12-21 05:36:56 copypaste wew
2015-12-21 06:15:25 n-tech When are we meeting up for the cab?
2015-12-21 06:17:39 copypaste 7 sound good?
2015-12-21 06:18:02 n-tech ye
2015-12-21 06:30:50 n-tech hey i forwarded you an email
2015-12-21 06:30:56 n-tech print that out please it's my other ticket
2015-12-21 06:31:04 n-tech and forward me the ticket email ichverbot@gmail.com
2015-12-21 06:31:27 copypaste send to fredrick.brennan1@gmail.com
2015-12-21 06:31:28 copypaste and ok
2015-12-21 06:49:13 copypaste hey can you come here and help mochi carry stuff
2015-12-21 06:49:13 -- [n-tech] is away: Auto away at Sun Dec 20 22:47:24 2015
2015-12-21 06:49:16 copypaste she's going to aklan
2015-12-21 06:49:21 copypaste so she has bags too, plus mine
2015-12-21 06:49:23 copypaste it's a lot
2015-12-21 06:51:53 copypaste i just tried to call you twice and immediate voicemail
2015-12-21 06:54:29 copypaste ok nevermind then, mochi came up with an alternate solution
2015-12-21 06:54:35 copypaste she'll leave the bags in the lobby with the guard
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2015-12-29 10:40:48 copypaste hey, did you know where you put the wheelchair manual?
2015-12-29 10:40:55 copypaste i'm trying to figure out what size battery this thing is
2015-12-29 10:41:03 copypaste it's not any standard size i can tell (or have seen before)
2015-12-29 10:41:26 copypaste it's definitely not group 22, 24, 34, or 37
2015-12-29 10:42:21 copypaste i rocked it back and forth and the contents shift
2015-12-29 10:42:28 copypaste i think it coudl be a few batteries together in series
2015-12-29 10:45:06 copypaste the bottom power source is a simple anderson connector
2015-12-29 10:45:17 copypaste i could actually charge my phone from it with an inverter
2015-12-29 15:44:55 n-tech I have it still
2015-12-29 16:48:52 copypaste do you mind bringing it here when you have a chance
2015-12-29 16:49:12 copypaste also, do you think it's wise to open it? i did some research online and my theory is not at all far fetched
2015-12-29 16:50:04 copypaste most laptop battery packs are made of small lithium batteries resembling AA of size 18650
2015-12-29 16:50:25 copypaste they are put together in series, with a protection circuit board, and then put in a battery case
2015-12-29 16:51:32 copypaste i believe that my wheelchair battery is either many of those in series, or other larger cells
2015-12-29 16:51:49 copypaste i do not believe that it is one giant battery, as i can't find any of this volts and watts on alibaba
2015-12-29 16:52:38 copypaste https://softsolder.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/img_1882-dell-75uyf-battery-contents.jpg
2015-12-29 16:52:47 copypaste here's what i'm talking about applied to a smaller scale
2015-12-29 16:55:29 copypaste so i think it's a custom battery case and size, but need the paperwork to confirm this
2015-12-29 16:55:51 copypaste if i'm right i have a real problem, as finding another one will be difficult
2015-12-29 16:56:20 copypaste i might need to build my own lower powered one
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2015-12-31 12:19:33 copypaste if you need my help with anything let me know
2015-12-31 12:19:45 copypaste i'm preoccupied with my contract but can take time to help of course
2015-12-31 14:09:49 n-tech well I asked for two things yesterday
2015-12-31 14:09:56 n-tech I need my mysql account to be able to lock/unlock mysql tables
2015-12-31 14:10:02 n-tech and I need to know how to edit the banner applcation
2015-12-31 14:10:12 n-tech otherwise I'm going to just have to wing it
2015-12-31 14:13:19 copypaste asked for them where ?
2015-12-31 14:13:46 n-tech text
2015-12-31 14:13:50 n-tech i also said my plan in #8chan-staff
2015-12-31 14:13:51 copypaste you just said you were going to do them, so i assumed you knew how
2015-12-31 14:14:00 copypaste oh, i haven't looked at my phone in a while
2015-12-31 14:14:20 copypaste yeah, this is simple
2015-12-31 14:14:34 copypaste i can grant lock, and give you admin rights to troi10 [banner application]
2015-12-31 14:14:40 copypaste it's a very simple laravel application
2015-12-31 14:14:55 n-tech yea, i'm going to just make a tweak so that
2015-12-31 14:15:01 n-tech if in the banner directory a file like
2015-12-31 14:15:07 n-tech infinity.importing exists, show banner 1
2015-12-31 14:15:12 n-tech if infinity.impoted exists, show banner 2
2015-12-31 14:15:21 n-tech imported*
2015-12-31 14:15:22 copypaste i moved everything to postgres for troi10
2015-12-31 14:15:36 copypaste you'll see
2015-12-31 14:18:31 copypaste i granted lock tables
2015-12-31 14:18:52 copypaste troi10.nttec.com - [ip removed]
2015-12-31 14:18:52 copypaste root: [pw removed]
2015-12-31 14:18:52 copypaste service: [pw removed]
2015-12-31 14:19:18 copypaste make sure you lock write and not lock read
2015-12-31 14:19:54 n-tech holy shit did you see
2015-12-31 14:19:59 n-tech the lead developer of Debian
2015-12-31 14:20:04 copypaste i saw
2015-12-31 14:20:14 n-tech I thought his twitter had gotten hacked and now he's dead
2015-12-31 14:20:16 n-tech that's insane
2015-12-31 14:20:22 n-tech let me check permissions
2015-12-31 14:31:17 n-tech I can't su as root on t10
2015-12-31 15:10:22 n-tech Is the troi10 public/banners directory not symlinked at all?
2015-12-31 15:25:20 copypaste correct, it was copied over
2015-12-31 15:25:38 copypaste no point in relying on a slow raid when the dataset is itself so small
2015-12-31 15:25:52 copypaste that one server handles tons of requests fine
2015-12-31 15:26:14 copypaste i don't even think the NFS Servers are mounted on it
2015-12-31 15:26:17 copypaste if they are, they shouldn't be
2015-12-31 15:26:38 n-tech I need a way for troi05 to write to troi10
2015-12-31 15:26:55 n-tech so that I can make files like, /public/banners/next/infinity.import
2015-12-31 15:27:02 n-tech with a value of "testing" "migrating" or "horizon"
2015-12-31 15:27:13 n-tech I may just make a secret route
2015-12-31 15:27:17 n-tech but that's risky
2015-12-31 15:27:32 copypaste why not make the postgresql server on troi10 accessible to troi05, and connect to that
2015-12-31 15:28:15 n-tech well that's really complicate the import script, but it's an option
2015-12-31 15:28:19 copypaste and make a new table
2015-12-31 15:28:25 n-tech that'd*
2015-12-31 15:28:44 copypaste well, as far as i know the troi10 application doesn't do anything with the public banners except redirecting
2015-12-31 15:28:49 copypaste even the index is stored in the internal database
2015-12-31 15:28:57 copypaste like i said, that was a quickly made application but it works fine for what it does
2015-12-31 15:29:06 copypaste i think a secret route would be fine
2015-12-31 15:29:27 copypaste the worst that a leak could do is momentarily mess with the states, no big deal
2015-12-31 15:29:55 copypaste even if you were writing those files, you'd have to edit the routes anyway
2015-12-31 15:30:01 copypaste to actually check for them
2015-12-31 15:30:16 copypaste better to use the existing troi10 database i'd think
2015-12-31 16:12:47 n-tech I need your help with something
2015-12-31 16:12:59 n-tech ffmpeg doesn't work on the beta but the executable does exist for it and for ffprobe
2015-12-31 16:13:10 n-tech I'm curious if you know any reason why service wouldn't be able to talk to ffprobe
2015-12-31 16:23:30 copypaste sure
2015-12-31 16:23:32 copypaste try to do `su service`
2015-12-31 16:23:37 copypaste then `ffmpeg` or `ffprobe`
2015-12-31 16:23:39 copypaste to get the real error
2015-12-31 16:23:52 copypaste if it says that service has no shell, you (or i) can add one in /etc/passwd
2015-12-31 16:24:01 copypaste if it's /nologin that's a bad sign
2015-12-31 16:24:27 n-tech running it on a file in /tmp/ works
2015-12-31 16:24:38 n-tech I wonder if the php temporary dir is different
2015-12-31 16:26:09 copypaste the actual error as printed to stdout/stderr would help, if you can get it somehow
2015-12-31 16:26:14 copypaste even the return code
2015-12-31 16:36:17 n-tech http://stackoverflow.com/questions/438618/illegal-command-error-code-127-in-php-exec-function
2015-12-31 16:36:27 n-tech what's the literal dir of ffmpeg/ffprobe?
2015-12-31 16:44:21 copypaste try `which ffmpeg`
2015-12-31 16:44:26 n-tech i got it
2015-12-31 16:44:27 copypaste when running as a user that can find it
2015-12-31 16:44:30 copypaste i believe we discussed this before
2015-12-31 16:44:36 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/test/thread/19787
2015-12-31 16:44:38 copypaste and you said you'd add settings for the path
2015-12-31 16:44:38 n-tech that's all it was
2015-12-31 16:44:40 n-tech the alias was busted
2015-12-31 16:44:41 copypaste cool beans
2015-12-31 16:44:42 n-tech yes
2015-12-31 16:44:47 n-tech there's some weird js error
2015-12-31 16:44:50 n-tech with opening a web
2015-12-31 16:44:55 n-tech a video or whatever
2015-12-31 16:45:04 n-tech the attachment stuff is the most complicated part of the application
2015-12-31 16:45:08 n-tech it reminds me of how like, in the body
2015-12-31 16:45:18 n-tech all the nerves and blood vessels around your lips and nose are directly connected to the brain
2015-12-31 16:45:27 n-tech and if you pop a zit in the wrong way it can give you an anyeurism and kill you
2015-12-31 16:45:43 copypaste haha, awesome
2015-12-31 16:45:45 copypaste i didn't know that
2015-12-31 16:45:55 copypaste suicide by zit
2015-12-31 16:46:03 n-tech ye, a few people die every year like that
2015-12-31 16:46:08 n-tech wake up in the morning, preen, die
2015-12-31 16:46:29 copypaste i think that windows 10 is actually
2015-12-31 16:46:31 copypaste a good OS
2015-12-31 16:46:50 n-tech I would hope so considering how bad w8 is
2015-12-31 16:46:57 copypaste the handwriting recognition works a lot better than i expected, the only major hangup is how it confuses "a" with "9"
2015-12-31 16:47:00 n-tech otherwise microsoft would be comitting suicide
2015-12-31 16:47:01 copypaste and "Z" with "2"
2015-12-31 16:47:05 copypaste and some other minor issues
2015-12-31 16:47:16 copypaste yeah, they've gone back to windowing
2015-12-31 16:47:20 copypaste there's no metro to be found on this computer
2015-12-31 16:47:21 n-tech the way it usually works is
2015-12-31 16:47:26 copypaste all the metro apps open in windows
2015-12-31 16:47:28 n-tech every other release, after Service Pack 1 or 2
2015-12-31 16:47:30 copypaste like the calculator and news and so on
2015-12-31 16:47:33 n-tech the OS is "good" again
2015-12-31 16:47:45 n-tech Win 98 good
2015-12-31 16:47:48 n-tech Win ME abysmal
2015-12-31 16:47:50 n-tech Win XP good
2015-12-31 16:47:53 n-tech Win vista cancer
2015-12-31 16:47:55 n-tech Win 7 good
2015-12-31 16:47:58 n-tech Win 8 aids
2015-12-31 16:48:02 n-tech Win 10 good
2015-12-31 16:48:23 copypaste it has definitely kept up with that
2015-12-31 16:48:24 n-tech Nobody even remembers Windows ME
2015-12-31 16:48:27 n-tech I had Windows ME.
2015-12-31 16:48:29 n-tech I remember Windows ME.
2015-12-31 16:48:33 copypaste but MS has said that windows 10 will be the "last" version of windows
2015-12-31 16:48:37 copypaste their CEO said that at least
2015-12-31 16:48:38 n-tech uh oh
2015-12-31 16:48:42 n-tech UH OH
2015-12-31 16:48:45 copypaste they're basically turning into arch linux
2015-12-31 16:48:48 copypaste rolling release
2015-12-31 16:48:51 copypaste i'm not making this up
2015-12-31 16:49:01 n-tech yeah they want to do the uh
2015-12-31 16:49:02 n-tech browser thing
2015-12-31 16:49:09 n-tech where there is only 1 version of every major browser now
2015-12-31 16:49:19 n-tech and it automatically upgrades you the second you so much as bump into a free wifi area
2015-12-31 16:49:27 copypaste microsoft added Pointer Events patches to gecko, webkit, and of course their own edge browser
2015-12-31 16:49:34 copypaste (pressure sensitivity and pen support in browsers)
2015-12-31 16:49:38 copypaste i can't hate them that much
2015-12-31 16:49:42 copypaste they paid people to write patches
2015-12-31 16:49:52 copypaste they open sourced .NET, ASP and so on
2015-12-31 16:49:56 n-tech well windows has always beaten Apple in one big field
2015-12-31 16:50:09 n-tech DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
2015-12-31 16:50:11 copypaste lol
2015-12-31 16:50:16 n-tech they make it easier to write stuff for their os
2015-12-31 16:50:19 n-tech and their phones and shit
2015-12-31 16:50:20 copypaste ah yes, losing developer mindshare
2015-12-31 16:50:20 n-tech unlike apple
2015-12-31 16:50:23 copypaste would be very bad for them
2015-12-31 16:53:17 copypaste in the week we were gone
2015-12-31 16:53:33 copypaste a previous eyesore across from me with caution tape and green gates everywhere
2015-12-31 16:53:41 copypaste transformed into just another condo tower
2015-12-31 16:53:57 copypaste there's still a little crane but soon that will disappear too
2015-12-31 16:54:04 copypaste i wonder why they're still building new shit in this empty place
2015-12-31 16:54:10 copypaste no one lives here
2015-12-31 16:54:36 n-tech dunno
2015-12-31 16:54:41 n-tech depending on how shit goes i might buy on
2015-12-31 16:54:49 n-tech you said there is an impending crash
2015-12-31 16:54:52 n-tech they're 80k right now right?
2015-12-31 16:54:55 n-tech if i can get one for 40k i will
2015-12-31 16:56:46 copypaste i think there will be a crash, but i tend to be very negative on these matters
2015-12-31 16:56:57 copypaste it's better than the unbridled positivity of a real estate agent however
2015-12-31 16:57:01 copypaste but i'm by no means objective either
2015-12-31 16:57:12 copypaste i just don't understand how all these empty condos are making anyone money
2015-12-31 16:57:17 n-tech yeah, if you stay on top of property values keep on because i'll buy one if i get a chance
2015-12-31 16:57:26 n-tech they probably make the developers money
2015-12-31 16:57:28 copypaste try going outside at night and seeing how many lights are on for example
2015-12-31 16:57:30 n-tech if it's just a housing bubble
2015-12-31 16:57:36 n-tech like all these people buy up the apartments
2015-12-31 16:57:39 n-tech and pay their dues
2015-12-31 16:57:42 n-tech then uh
2015-12-31 16:57:51 n-tech the people who own the condo building profit
2015-12-31 16:57:56 n-tech not the holders though
2015-12-31 16:58:04 copypaste i heard a rumor that in order to build a highrise in makati, you have to devote a whole floor to free units for corrupt politicians
2015-12-31 16:58:07 copypaste how true that is, i don't know
2015-12-31 16:58:29 copypaste (with the insinuation that if you don't getting the permits and other things to build will take years)
2015-12-31 16:58:48 copypaste but then again, this hardly affects me as i'm not in the business of building highrises
2015-12-31 16:58:56 copypaste and despite this "requirement" many are being built
2015-12-31 16:59:21 n-tech maybe that's why they get built
2015-12-31 16:59:32 n-tech if megaworld gives free housing to every politician in the country
2015-12-31 16:59:36 n-tech they will be loyal
2015-12-31 17:02:06 copypaste i guess in some ways it's also a store of value for the rich
2015-12-31 17:02:12 copypaste even if the units are empty
2015-12-31 17:02:19 copypaste so long as everyone doesn't try to sell at once, everything's fine
2015-12-31 17:02:29 copypaste but i'm sure you know of the chinese ghost towns
2015-12-31 17:02:34 copypaste full of condo buildings
2015-12-31 17:02:42 copypaste i see that at a limited scale here in cubao
2015-12-31 17:02:57 copypaste i go out at night a lot and rarely see more than 25% of lights on
2015-12-31 17:03:01 copypaste and i always look
2015-12-31 17:03:16 copypaste when i was staying at tom's place, the prognosis was even worse
2015-12-31 17:03:26 copypaste perhaps 5 lights on in the entire building
2015-12-31 17:03:53 n-tech what's the site that sells shit online for ph?
2015-12-31 17:03:54 n-tech that's not amazon
2015-12-31 17:04:01 copypaste lazada.com.ph
2015-12-31 17:04:02 n-tech I need new pants, during our trip the insides of my jeans tore
2015-12-31 17:04:05 n-tech and these are like my only pants
2015-12-31 17:04:18 n-tech I tried going to uh
2015-12-31 17:04:20 n-tech that big thing
2015-12-31 17:04:24 n-tech 40" is their largest waist
2015-12-31 17:04:24 n-tech lol
2015-12-31 17:04:26 copypaste where?
2015-12-31 17:04:27 copypaste here?
2015-12-31 17:04:28 n-tech i'm literally too fat for this country
2015-12-31 17:04:32 n-tech the uh
2015-12-31 17:04:34 n-tech furniture place
2015-12-31 17:04:39 copypaste ahh
2015-12-31 17:04:44 copypaste 40" sounds pretty big to me
2015-12-31 17:04:49 n-tech it is
2015-12-31 17:04:58 n-tech if you took a yard stick
2015-12-31 17:05:02 n-tech and wrapped it around my waist
2015-12-31 17:05:07 n-tech it'd have a half-foot gap
2015-12-31 17:05:17 n-tech so i'm rounder than you are tall
2015-12-31 17:05:19 copypaste really?
2015-12-31 17:05:20 copypaste wow
2015-12-31 17:05:36 n-tech yeah, the waist is around your gut, the belly button, and that's where I keep weight now
2015-12-31 17:05:44 n-tech i used to keep it on my tits but luckily those stopped growing so i'm not too upset
2015-12-31 17:05:46 copypaste yeah i guess that makes sense
2015-12-31 17:05:57 copypaste there has to be a way
2015-12-31 17:06:03 copypaste there are tailors at ShopWise
2015-12-31 17:06:12 copypaste you could also import your clothes
2015-12-31 17:06:17 copypaste customs won't give you any problems over that
2015-12-31 17:06:25 copypaste have your mom send you some, for example
2015-12-31 17:06:34 copypaste customs only really cares about electronics, jewlery, and so on
2015-12-31 17:07:05 n-tech I tried asking the mercury drug for stuff yesterday
2015-12-31 17:07:09 n-tech i finally balled up and just went in
2015-12-31 17:07:12 n-tech and he was like, you need a script
2015-12-31 17:07:16 n-tech i should have rehersed
2015-12-31 17:07:21 n-tech i knew you had to ask for a generic name
2015-12-31 17:07:22 copypaste did he say what kind?
2015-12-31 17:07:30 n-tech no he just said talk to your doctor
2015-12-31 17:07:40 copypaste lol
2015-12-31 17:07:53 copypaste woah
2015-12-31 17:07:56 copypaste there's a little tweety bird
2015-12-31 17:08:00 n-tech it's a canary
2015-12-31 17:08:02 copypaste at teh bottom of beta.8ch.net
2015-12-31 17:08:03 copypaste cute
2015-12-31 17:08:05 n-tech of warrant properties
2015-12-31 17:08:12 n-tech hover over it
2015-12-31 17:08:13 n-tech lol
2015-12-31 17:08:16 copypaste yeah ok i see now
2015-12-31 17:15:09 copypaste so anyway, as i told you, you should have gone in with a US prescription
2015-12-31 17:15:13 copypaste and feigned urgency
2015-12-31 17:15:24 copypaste they don't know what one looks like, hint hint
2015-12-31 17:15:58 n-tech there's no way im comitting medical forgery
2015-12-31 17:15:59 copypaste (not to mention they vary between states - trust me on that one)
2015-12-31 17:16:08 n-tech like i don't care how lawless the philippines is that's too much for me
2015-12-31 17:16:28 copypaste they refuse it you just walk out, i'm not sure what you mean
2015-12-31 17:16:58 copypaste in china, adderall is prescribed for obesity only as they don't believe ADHD is a real disease
2015-12-31 17:17:15 n-tech omfg
2015-12-31 17:17:19 n-tech THE BEIJING DREAM
2015-12-31 17:18:33 copypaste lol
2015-12-31 17:21:18 copypaste oh i read that here so it could be wrong, but http://www.addforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11833&page=3
2015-12-31 17:21:32 copypaste i talked to ron about something similar before and he told me about it
2015-12-31 17:21:42 copypaste (i talked to him about methaqualone, still being produced in china)
2015-12-31 17:21:47 copypaste ("Quaaludes")
2015-12-31 17:24:35 copypaste i'm working on the oekaki application, and am just wondering if you think it's silly to allow people to have more than one selection at a time?
2015-12-31 17:24:48 copypaste it doesn't really harm the application the way i made it, but i've never seen a paint program do that
2015-12-31 17:24:56 copypaste allow you to have multiple hovering selections
2015-12-31 18:00:16 n-tech one selection?
2015-12-31 21:41:04 n-tech yo you there?
2015-12-31 21:41:13 n-tech I was running a test on posts_cow and the table is completely unresponsive now
2015-12-31 21:41:32 n-tech It's only that table though and I've double checked locking
2015-12-31 21:42:00 n-tech MariaDB [8chan]> select * from posts_cow limit 10;
2015-12-31 21:42:02 n-tech this just times out
2015-12-31 21:42:06 n-tech _b doesn't
2015-12-31 23:48:15 copypaste i'm not sure how you'd "double check" locking
2015-12-31 23:48:25 copypaste according to what i read, locking is based on connection ID
2015-12-31 23:48:47 copypaste and can't be unlocked outside of that unless you know the lock name
2015-12-31 23:48:57 copypaste anyway, i restarted mysql for you
2015-12-31 23:49:22 n-tech if you restart MySQL does it fix it?
2015-12-31 23:49:22 n-tech also, stay up
2015-12-31 23:49:37 copypaste seems fixed now, but it'd be wise to test on small boards
2015-12-31 23:49:43 copypaste until you're sure that your locking whatever works
2015-12-31 23:49:48 n-tech i'm about to press the button
2015-12-31 23:50:15 n-tech I did
2015-12-31 23:50:22 n-tech I've fixed a lot of issues, /cow/ locking up was due to uh
2015-12-31 23:50:26 n-tech running tests repeatedly
2015-12-31 23:50:30 n-tech they overlapped or something idk
2015-12-31 23:51:05 copypaste i see
2015-12-31 23:51:30 copypaste sounds like a warzone outside, lol
2015-12-31 23:51:34 copypaste wonder how many will die this year
2015-12-31 23:51:55 n-tech it's amazing
2015-12-31 23:51:56 n-tech I feel pumped
2015-12-31 23:52:00 n-tech so much is going on right now
2015-12-31 23:52:03 n-tech this is the climax of the year
2015-12-31 23:53:00 copypaste the real show starts in 8 minutes
2015-12-31 23:53:05 copypaste after it's done, the sirens start
2015-12-31 23:53:12 copypaste i was here for last year's, crazy shit lmao
2015-12-31 23:54:34 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/pFxpobX.png
2015-12-31 23:54:39 n-tech attachments are fucking slow as hell
2016-01-01 00:10:19 copypaste i'm gonig to go to bed after the fireworks are done. call me if you need me
2016-01-01 00:10:32 n-tech alright, thanks for resetting cow
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2016-01-01 23:39:40 copypaste so... what ended up happening?
2016-01-01 23:40:59 copypaste Do we know when we plan to do part two?
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2016-01-01 23:56:56 n-tech It's still running.
2016-01-01 23:56:56 n-tech Too many fucking attachments we should have just cleared the slate and let people opt in
2016-01-01 23:56:57 n-tech These fucking anime boards wtih their ten million attachments
2016-01-01 23:56:57 n-tech some drag on and on
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2016-01-02 01:31:48 copypaste We can still very well go for an opt-in import, your know. I think though that since we're so close to the finish line such action should only be takenif the second import is also unusable, however.
2016-01-02 01:34:38 copypaste But if you want opt-in we can absolutely announce tat. I think I'm not alone in my willingness to concede (almost) anything for a functional site
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2016-01-02 01:35:52 copypaste I was just heading to bed, but please keep me posted
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2016-01-02 12:41:13 copypaste 01:31:48 copypaste We can still very well go for an opt-in import, your know. I think though that since we're so close to the
2016-01-02 12:41:13 copypaste finish line such action should only be takenif the second import is also unusable, however.
2016-01-02 12:41:13 copypaste 01:34:38 copypaste But if you want opt-in we can absolutely announce tat. I think I'm not alone in my willingness to concede
2016-01-02 12:41:13 copypaste (almost) anything for a functional site
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2016-01-02 12:41:13 copypaste 01:35:52 copypaste I was just heading to bed, but please keep me posted
2016-01-02 12:41:13 copypaste 01:35:52 -- n-tech: No such nick/channel
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2016-01-03 07:34:20 n-tech sorry
2016-01-03 07:34:24 n-tech my ZNC has been down for forever
2016-01-03 07:34:26 n-tech because of a DDoS
2016-01-03 07:34:35 n-tech we're there, i'm testing the final things
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2016-01-04 20:33:07 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/rngmo
2016-01-04 22:30:33 copypaste it should be on most pages now
2016-01-04 22:30:52 copypaste (one hour after i updated the file,but what can you do(
2016-01-04 22:31:06 n-tech not much, czaks is playing ball now too
2016-01-04 22:31:13 n-tech he wants 8chan.pl to take over now lol
2016-01-04 22:31:16 n-tech i'm seeing shills for it
2016-01-04 22:31:25 n-tech 8chan.pl already shit the bed though, /sp/ even left it for 76chan
2016-01-04 22:31:54 n-tech I need to import passwords, some people have changed theirs since December
2016-01-04 22:32:00 copypaste sure
2016-01-04 22:32:03 n-tech Benji and some guy that owns /objectivism/
2016-01-04 22:32:13 copypaste czaks is propping up my dead fork
2016-01-04 22:32:22 n-tech yea
2016-01-04 22:32:22 copypaste that\s amusing by itself
2016-01-04 22:33:03 n-tech I found out Nginx was running on 1 core
2016-01-04 22:33:16 copypaste ah, great
2016-01-04 22:33:17 n-tech you're supposed to have 1 process per core
2016-01-04 22:33:25 n-tech so now it runs on 8 and is twice as fast
2016-01-04 22:33:26 copypaste yeah, we should at least make it stable for one board
2016-01-04 22:33:30 copypaste before we start movingthingsover
2016-01-04 22:33:45 n-tech I offered to do /b/. our /b/ is really slow for some reason
2016-01-04 22:33:48 n-tech must be entirely due to speed issues
2016-01-04 22:33:50 copypaste sure
2016-01-04 22:33:53 n-tech /b/ is all about high rate shitposting
2016-01-04 22:34:00 copypaste do you want me to do /b/ on troi12
2016-01-04 22:34:06 copypaste force allpages over
2016-01-04 22:34:16 copypaste instead of a refresh hack
2016-01-04 22:34:25 n-tech Is troi12 set up?
2016-01-04 22:34:35 copypaste troi12 is an nginx load balancer
2016-01-04 22:34:44 n-tech ahhh ok
2016-01-04 22:34:45 copypaste when i put up a maintenange page, i upload it to troi12
2016-01-04 22:34:48 copypaste yeah
2016-01-04 22:35:04 n-tech yeah we can do that
2016-01-04 22:35:10 n-tech you can actually just do
2016-01-04 22:35:22 n-tech 8ch.net/b/* -> beta.8ch.net/b/*
2016-01-04 22:35:25 n-tech because the legacy routes work
2016-01-04 22:35:28 n-tech I tried them out
2016-01-04 22:35:35 copypaste ok
2016-01-04 22:35:37 copypaste now ?
2016-01-04 22:36:34 n-tech Don't think I'll be any more ready
2016-01-04 22:36:45 n-tech My only fear is Memcached crashing, I'm going to be vigilant for that
2016-01-04 22:36:49 copypaste OK
2016-01-04 22:42:49 copypaste redirect done
2016-01-04 22:42:59 copypaste location ~* ^/b/ {
2016-01-04 22:42:59 copypaste return 302 $scheme://beta.8ch.net$request_uri;
2016-01-04 22:42:59 copypaste }
2016-01-04 22:44:47 n-tech Slow. Postgres and PHP are pretty heavy.
2016-01-04 22:45:05 n-tech CPU: 96.4% user, 0.0% nice, 3.2% system, 0.3% interrupt, 0.1% idle
2016-01-04 22:45:08 n-tech That's PgSQL
2016-01-04 22:45:14 n-tech CPU: 78.5% user, 0.0% nice, 5.4% system, 0.1% interrupt, 16.0% idle
2016-01-04 22:45:20 n-tech That's PHP+Nginx+FFMPEG
2016-01-04 22:45:38 copypaste want to go with a smaller board?
2016-01-04 22:45:53 n-tech I'm worried now, /b/ was slow as shit
2016-01-04 22:45:56 n-tech How can it possibly bottom out from it
2016-01-04 22:46:12 n-tech It feels like I'm missing something
2016-01-04 22:46:28 copypaste this is why i didn't reimage servers, not to say "i told you so", but
2016-01-04 22:46:32 copypaste without a stable test case
2016-01-04 22:46:42 copypaste it's too dangerous to switch everything over and hope for the best
2016-01-04 22:46:56 n-tech FUCK
2016-01-04 22:47:00 copypaste ?
2016-01-04 22:47:03 n-tech I found something
2016-01-04 22:47:08 n-tech I disabled cache
2016-01-04 22:47:09 n-tech on a function
2016-01-04 22:47:12 n-tech it's running queries each load
2016-01-04 22:53:45 n-tech Okay that's great
2016-01-04 22:53:49 n-tech Chopped pgsql down by 90%
2016-01-04 22:53:56 n-tech deep breaths
2016-01-04 22:55:29 copypaste let me know if i should swutch /b/ back
2016-01-04 22:55:35 copypaste it's not loading for me
2016-01-04 22:55:41 copypaste or if you need more time that's fine too
2016-01-04 22:55:47 copypaste just don't leave me hanging, haha
2016-01-04 22:56:05 n-tech It works for me. Are you sure? it takes a second because PHP-FPM is slammed against the ceiling but it's there
2016-01-04 22:56:21 n-tech Postgres is at about 10%
2016-01-04 22:56:25 n-tech It was entirely because I was skipping caching
2016-01-04 22:57:03 n-tech How about a rule like
2016-01-04 22:57:03 copypaste oh, yeah i got a "whoops looks like somethign went wrong"
2016-01-04 22:57:05 copypaste but a reload worked
2016-01-04 22:57:15 copypaste a post even worked
2016-01-04 22:57:18 copypaste we can let it run
2016-01-04 22:57:19 n-tech That was from me restarting pgsql
2016-01-04 22:57:23 n-tech Alternatively
2016-01-04 22:57:26 n-tech we can do something like this
2016-01-04 22:57:35 n-tech redirect all boards where boards != x,y,z
2016-01-04 22:57:40 n-tech like i'm not sure how that route would look
2016-01-04 22:57:50 n-tech you'd need a regex for all alphanumeric combinations and then an exclusion group
2016-01-04 22:57:53 n-tech because this is quite slow
2016-01-04 22:57:58 copypaste i don't know if nginx supports "not" regex
2016-01-04 22:59:11 copypaste yep it can be
2016-01-04 22:59:55 copypaste ^/(?!(x|y|z))/
2016-01-04 23:00:23 copypaste easy
2016-01-04 23:00:34 n-tech sec
2016-01-04 23:03:04 n-tech ([a-zA-Z0-9]+)(?!(v|pol|b|n|tech|furry|k|co|tv|a|leftypol|cuteboys|hebe|cow|tg|christian|r9k|monster|next|wx|pone|bane|fit|argentina))
2016-01-04 23:03:06 n-tech http://regexr.com/
2016-01-04 23:03:09 n-tech trying to get this to work
2016-01-04 23:03:13 n-tech these are all boards > 100 active users
2016-01-04 23:04:17 copypaste i can do that
2016-01-04 23:04:25 n-tech this doesn't work, don't use that
2016-01-04 23:04:25 copypaste now ?
2016-01-04 23:04:31 n-tech I'm trying to get it to work haha
2016-01-04 23:04:33 copypaste ok
2016-01-04 23:04:35 copypaste lol
2016-01-04 23:04:36 n-tech the negative lookahead is dysfunctional
2016-01-04 23:04:40 n-tech try and get it to work
2016-01-04 23:05:02 copypaste i think itll work as is
2016-01-04 23:05:13 copypaste in nginx at least
2016-01-04 23:05:19 copypaste ( PCRE (
2016-01-04 23:05:23 copypaste )*
2016-01-04 23:06:16 n-tech If you think so it's worth a shot
2016-01-04 23:06:26 n-tech we can narrow it down too if it doesn't, only match boards 0-9
2016-01-04 23:06:28 n-tech and then 0-c
2016-01-04 23:06:29 n-tech etc
2016-01-04 23:06:31 n-tech still using the negative
2016-01-04 23:10:21 copypaste unfortunately it didn't work
2016-01-04 23:10:39 copypaste location ~* ^/(?!(v|pol|b|n|tech|furry|k|co|tv|a|leftypol|cuteboys|hebe|cow|tg|christian|r9k|monster|next|wx|pone|bane|fit|argentina))/ {
2016-01-04 23:10:43 copypaste specifically, did not
2016-01-04 23:10:46 n-tech sec
2016-01-04 23:11:03 copypaste oh, we should also redirect create.php if we do this
2016-01-04 23:11:08 copypaste just as an aside
2016-01-04 23:13:44 n-tech (?!(v|pol|b|n|tech|furry|k|co|tv|a|leftypol|cuteboys|hebe|cow|tg|christian|r9k|monster|next|wx|pone|bane|fit|argentina))([a-zA-Z0-9]+)
2016-01-04 23:13:49 n-tech this works but it uh
2016-01-04 23:13:55 n-tech it matches ow in cow
2016-01-04 23:14:03 n-tech i'm not sure what that translates to in nginx haha
2016-01-04 23:14:32 n-tech \b(?!(v|pol|b|n|tech|furry|k|co|tv|a|leftypol|cuteboys|hebe|cow|tg|christian|r9k|monster|next|wx|pone|bane|fit|argentina))([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\b
2016-01-04 23:14:33 n-tech ahhh
2016-01-04 23:14:39 n-tech adding \b for boundaries
2016-01-04 23:14:43 n-tech that appears to straighten it out
2016-01-04 23:14:54 copypaste but the nginx versionhas //
2016-01-04 23:15:02 copypaste those are the boundaries
2016-01-04 23:15:20 copypaste should i delete those
2016-01-04 23:15:24 n-tech that works too
2016-01-04 23:15:29 n-tech here look use this regexer thing
2016-01-04 23:15:35 copypaste yeah i did
2016-01-04 23:15:40 copypaste but the regex i pasted above
2016-01-04 23:15:45 copypaste is exactly what nginx is using
2016-01-04 23:15:49 n-tech if you use / instead of \b
2016-01-04 23:15:50 copypaste it's still live, i didn't take it off\
2016-01-04 23:15:52 n-tech it matches precisely
2016-01-04 23:16:06 copypaste it doesn't work for nginx,i don't know why
2016-01-04 23:16:13 copypaste it seems to totally ignore the block
2016-01-04 23:16:54 copypaste hmm, i have an idea
2016-01-04 23:17:02 n-tech \/(?!v|pol|b|n|tech|furry|k|co|tv|a|leftypol|cuteboys|hebe|cow|tg|christian|r9k|monster|next|wx|pone|bane|fit|argentina)([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\/
2016-01-04 23:17:02 n-tech ?
2016-01-04 23:17:09 n-tech this way the first capture group is the word you want
2016-01-04 23:17:14 n-tech this matches /egy/ and the first group is egy
2016-01-04 23:19:30 n-tech is /b/ still forwarded?
2016-01-04 23:20:51 copypaste nothing's forwarded
2016-01-04 23:21:20 copypaste it's forwarded again,i reverted my failed idea
2016-01-04 23:21:48 copypaste (i made 2 groupss, one matching, one not matching(
2016-01-04 23:22:07 copypaste (the non matching just 404'd, missing the location block)
2016-01-04 23:22:25 copypaste (meaning, ^/(?!(v|pol|b|n|tech|furry|k|co|tv|a|leftypol|cuteboys|hebe|cow|tg|christian|r9k|monster|next|wx|pone|bane|f
2016-01-04 23:22:32 copypaste it|argentina))/ is nosnense as far as nginx is concerned)
2016-01-04 23:22:46 n-tech can you ghsotbin the full script
2016-01-04 23:23:00 copypaste the one i just tried,or
2016-01-04 23:23:06 n-tech the whole thing
2016-01-04 23:23:19 copypaste the one i just tried, or
2016-01-04 23:23:23 copypaste the one up now
2016-01-04 23:23:31 n-tech the one with the negative lookaheads including everything else
2016-01-04 23:24:14 copypaste rather not put it on pastebin since it has lots of sensitive things in it
2016-01-04 23:24:18 copypaste IPs, secret routes, and so on
2016-01-04 23:24:30 n-tech Okay, just the block with the negative lookahead
2016-01-04 23:25:35 copypaste https://ghostbin.com/paste/3j2ms
2016-01-04 23:26:41 copypaste that doesn't work, but just ~* ^/b/ does work
2016-01-04 23:44:03 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/mm2sg
2016-01-04 23:50:30 [copypaste away: Not here right now. since 2016-01-04 23:50:30+0800]
2016-01-04 23:52:46 n-tech You might want to stop forwarding /b/. It's too much.
2016-01-04 23:55:45 [copypaste back: gone 00:05:14]
2016-01-04 23:56:42 copypaste sorry, putty crashed and i didn't notice because the screen looks the same it just freezes
2016-01-04 23:56:54 copypaste and for some reason winderps minimized the "software caused connection abort"
2016-01-04 23:57:01 n-tech lol
2016-01-04 23:57:04 n-tech why are you on windows?
2016-01-04 23:57:04 copypaste i installed cygwin/mosh just now so it won't happen again
2016-01-04 23:57:08 copypaste i'm using my surface
2016-01-04 23:57:18 n-tech btw do you know where memcached.conf is on freebsd
2016-01-04 23:57:27 n-tech or the rc.conf
2016-01-04 23:57:48 copypaste probably in /usr/local, mlocate would also know
2016-01-04 23:57:56 n-tech wait I got it
2016-01-04 23:58:10 copypaste ok
2016-01-04 23:58:52 n-tech did you get the ghostbin I sent you?
2016-01-04 23:59:59 copypaste i stopped forwarding /b/, let me know when it can be forwarded again
2016-01-05 00:00:33 copypaste mm2sg? i see it now
2016-01-05 00:00:37 copypaste did you test that locally?
2016-01-05 00:00:39 copypaste i can put it up if so
2016-01-05 00:01:18 n-tech yes and yes, but give me a sec
2016-01-05 00:01:31 copypaste ok, tell me when
2016-01-05 00:15:10 n-tech Okay, so the issue is that Memcached is unstable.
2016-01-05 00:15:21 n-tech This is because we are storing string data that is larger that 1MiB
2016-01-05 00:15:43 n-tech I'm curious if it may be a good idea to switch to Redis
2016-01-05 00:16:09 copypaste oh yes absolutely
2016-01-05 00:16:14 copypaste that's available?
2016-01-05 00:16:15 copypaste i love redis
2016-01-05 00:16:17 n-tech ye
2016-01-05 00:16:28 n-tech okay set it up :---DD i'll do some testing on local while you're doing that
2016-01-05 00:16:33 copypaste oke
2016-01-05 00:16:41 copypaste i used redis on a project i was paid $10k for
2016-01-05 00:16:46 copypaste 3 years back
2016-01-05 00:17:08 n-tech nice, im glad you're familiar with it
2016-01-05 00:17:13 copypaste what server do you want iton?
2016-01-05 00:17:25 n-tech Can you scale horizontally?
2016-01-05 00:17:36 copypaste redis can yes
2016-01-05 00:17:37 n-tech if so, try putting it on both 5 and 10
2016-01-05 00:17:56 copypaste shouldn't we see how it behaveson one server first
2016-01-05 00:18:01 n-tech ye, so just 5
2016-01-05 00:18:02 copypaste before scaling
2016-01-05 00:18:04 n-tech if it works we can do 10
2016-01-05 00:18:05 copypaste ok
2016-01-05 00:18:32 copypaste http://redis.io/topics/partitioning
2016-01-05 00:29:50 copypaste redis is on port 6379, it requires the password [pw removed]
2016-01-05 00:30:15 copypaste it is configured in -volatile- mode, it is configured -not- to write to the disk but to store in memory up to 6GB, upon which limit reached it will begin evicting keys
2016-01-05 00:30:38 copypaste so basically i configured it like memcached
2016-01-05 00:31:11 n-tech that sounds perfect, i'm updating the project now to include a missing library
2016-01-05 00:31:17 copypaste ok
2016-01-05 00:32:09 copypaste that $10k project used redis as a job queue, btw, so it had different requirements.
2016-01-05 00:32:19 copypaste i've never used it this way before, but it can't be that different .
2016-01-05 00:42:03 copypaste works ok?
2016-01-05 00:42:21 n-tech updating with composer is gratingly slow
2016-01-05 00:42:28 n-tech Reading composer.json of laravel/framework (v4.0.0-BETA4)
2016-01-05 00:42:32 n-tech like come on why the fuck do i need to do this
2016-01-05 00:42:35 n-tech i'm just pulling one thing
2016-01-05 00:43:13 copypaste ah yes, composer is slow; i also noticed this
2016-01-05 00:43:24 copypaste npm has a plus over this, it's at least fast
2016-01-05 00:43:31 copypaste and you can see what it's doing if you turn on the logging
2016-01-05 00:46:21 n-tech "The catalog is unusable anyway, it only contains the first 100 threads.
2016-01-05 00:46:21 n-tech "
2016-01-05 00:46:23 n-tech I hate everyone
2016-01-05 00:46:39 copypaste ignore them then
2016-01-05 00:46:49 copypaste i listen in emergencies only, like when i couldn't contact you
2016-01-05 00:46:54 copypaste as soon as i could, i stopped listening
2016-01-05 00:46:56 copypaste and so it goes
2016-01-05 00:50:42 n-tech 127.0.0.1:6379> KEYS *
2016-01-05 00:50:43 n-tech 1) "laravel:tag:board.test.pages:key"
2016-01-05 00:50:44 n-tech dude fuck yeah
2016-01-05 00:50:46 n-tech i love it when shit just works
2016-01-05 01:00:02 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/
2016-01-05 01:00:07 n-tech welcome to infinity redis
2016-01-05 01:18:20 copypaste direct /b/ again?
2016-01-05 01:18:29 copypaste i want to go to bed now. maybe better tomorrow
2016-01-05 01:18:39 n-tech try the small boards. Let me try one last tweak to that regex
2016-01-05 01:18:45 n-tech oh okay
2016-01-05 01:18:45 copypaste ok, small boards good idea
2016-01-05 01:18:50 copypaste show me the regex, i can do it
2016-01-05 01:18:54 copypaste small boards barely work and need most support
2016-01-05 01:19:30 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/mm2sg
2016-01-05 01:20:09 copypaste and done
2016-01-05 01:20:18 copypaste it works
2016-01-05 01:20:32 copypaste not to impose, but can you re-import /jim/? he uploaded like a whole album today to his board
2016-01-05 01:20:40 copypaste i know you don't get along, but i'm sure he'd appreciate not having to do it all over again
2016-01-05 01:20:49 n-tech yeah I can
2016-01-05 01:21:03 copypaste he was also linking it
2016-01-05 01:21:04 copypaste thanks
2016-01-05 01:21:27 copypaste unfortunately it seems like the beta is timing out :\
2016-01-05 01:21:44 n-tech yea that slammed it
2016-01-05 01:21:47 n-tech like harder than I can imagine
2016-01-05 01:21:54 copypaste ah, sorry
2016-01-05 01:21:56 copypaste big boards still work, so the regex worked
2016-01-05 01:22:00 n-tech 47408 service 1 52 0 116M 19564K RUN 1 2:31 22.75% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:00 n-tech 47411 service 1 52 0 100M 16344K RUN 3 2:24 17.77% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:00 n-tech 47412 service 1 52 0 108M 16848K RUN 5 2:26 15.87% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:00 n-tech 47409 service 1 47 0 104M 15724K RUN 5 2:28 15.48% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:00 n-tech 47410 service 1 52 0 98092K 15684K RUN 6 2:36 15.28% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:00 n-tech 47407 service 1 47 0 108M 16380K RUN 6 2:24 15.09% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:02 n-tech 47406 service 1 44 0 108M 16876K RUN 7 2:17 14.70% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:04 n-tech 47405 service 1 44 0 112M 19956K RUN 7 2:22 14.36% nginx
2016-01-05 01:22:06 n-tech holy shit
2016-01-05 01:22:08 n-tech yeah end this
2016-01-05 01:22:12 n-tech lol
2016-01-05 01:22:27 n-tech we'll tweak it so that the first letter has to be like
2016-01-05 01:22:31 n-tech [0-9]
2016-01-05 01:22:34 copypaste revert?
2016-01-05 01:22:35 n-tech then [0-9a-c]
2016-01-05 01:22:35 copypaste OK
2016-01-05 01:22:37 n-tech yea please
2016-01-05 01:22:39 n-tech that won't work
2016-01-05 01:22:41 n-tech /b/ was better
2016-01-05 01:22:52 copypaste reverted
2016-01-05 01:22:54 copypaste want /b/ again then?
2016-01-05 01:23:08 n-tech won't be fast enough, sleep on it and we'll try a smaller section
2016-01-05 01:23:13 n-tech we need more computers or we can't do this
2016-01-05 01:23:18 copypaste OK
2016-01-05 01:23:42 copypaste i'm worried we don't have enough computers
2016-01-05 01:23:49 copypaste once we get a smaller section working, i want to consider varnish
2016-01-05 01:23:54 copypaste we could varnish anonymous requests
2016-01-05 01:24:03 copypaste (with no login cookies sent)
2016-01-05 01:24:11 copypaste and then clear the varnish cache using the events you implemented
2016-01-05 01:24:11 n-tech we could do the same for redis if you want
2016-01-05 01:24:16 copypaste that's how i keep 8chan working
2016-01-05 01:24:38 copypaste i think a combo of varnish+redis would be best
2016-01-05 01:24:53 copypaste but, up to you. varnish is pretty nice
2016-01-05 01:25:07 copypaste i'm going to bed now though, so you can continue to think on it, which section of boards would be better, and so on
2016-01-05 01:25:26 n-tech well don't forget
2016-01-05 01:25:27 copypaste we at least have to know how much traffic one server can withstand before we know by extrapolation if we have enough computers even with everything switched over
2016-01-05 01:25:33 copypaste i'm not doing this just 2 be a dick
2016-01-05 01:25:35 n-tech that this is the alpha volley
2016-01-05 01:25:41 n-tech you sent thousands of people over for a first request at once
2016-01-05 01:25:48 n-tech no caching in the world would save that
2016-01-05 01:25:59 copypaste yes but it would calm down in like 10 seconds
2016-01-05 01:26:04 copypaste same thing happens when i restart varnish
2016-01-05 01:26:08 copypaste (cache clears)
2016-01-05 01:26:12 copypaste sometimes it even gives a few people 503
2016-01-05 01:26:16 copypaste but it recovers quickly
2016-01-05 01:26:20 copypaste (" Guru Meditation ")
2016-01-05 01:29:39 copypaste oh, did you try out nginxtop?
2016-01-05 01:29:52 copypaste 8chan troi12 gets 35 requests per second at peak, so that's what i mean by extrapolation
2016-01-05 01:30:02 copypaste once we have a stable infinity next, we see how many tps it can handle
2016-01-05 01:30:10 copypaste then just see if we have enough computers
2016-01-05 01:30:20 copypaste if next needs more computers than current 8chan, that is of course a problem
2016-01-05 01:30:26 copypaste the upgrade was supposed to use less resources after all
2016-01-05 01:30:36 n-tech okay, if you want to try one more thing before bed
2016-01-05 01:30:39 copypaste and convincing jim to buy more will be next to impossible
2016-01-05 01:30:39 copypaste sure
2016-01-05 01:32:10 n-tech this isn't good, it won't get up
2016-01-05 01:32:10 n-tech lol
2016-01-05 01:32:18 copypaste i stopped directing traffic to it
2016-01-05 01:32:59 copypaste i see beta.8, it just says Whoops
2016-01-05 01:33:10 n-tech Operation timed out [tcp://127.0.0.1:6379]
2016-01-05 01:33:19 copypaste oh, redis died
2016-01-05 01:33:22 copypaste somehow
2016-01-05 01:33:27 copypaste perhaps it's the weakest link - bad config
2016-01-05 01:33:40 copypaste /usr/local/etc/redis.conf
2016-01-05 01:33:44 copypaste if you want to research it
2016-01-05 01:34:10 copypaste and `service redis restart` to reset the bugger
2016-01-05 01:39:35 copypaste headed to bed now. let's continue this in the morning
2016-01-05 01:41:29 n-tech yeah, later
2016-01-05 02:52:57 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/
2016-01-05 02:53:00 n-tech jim's in
2016-01-05 02:53:01 n-tech er
2016-01-05 02:53:03 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/jim
2016-01-05 06:44:30 n-tech I'm monitoring the situation on top
2016-01-05 06:44:37 n-tech it goes good for a number of hours and then things fall apart very quickly
2016-01-05 06:44:44 n-tech right now the site gets over 250 pph and that's more than /b/
2016-01-05 06:44:57 n-tech but sometimse the entire system locks up and all php-fpm instances go into "PFAULT" state
2016-01-05 06:45:08 n-tech It becomes completely unusuable and I have to restart the service
2016-01-05 11:01:51 copypaste pfault eh
2016-01-05 11:07:39 n-tech ye
2016-01-05 11:07:44 n-tech the other issue is that ffmpeg is a beast
2016-01-05 11:07:51 n-tech I'm adding throttling now, in case it's a layer 7
2016-01-05 11:08:02 n-tech it's been stable since I sent you that message though
2016-01-05 11:08:14 n-tech but times keep going down
2016-01-05 11:08:31 n-tech I gave pgsql more resources, gave nginx more resources, added some more caching
2016-01-05 11:08:35 copypaste times?
2016-01-05 11:08:39 n-tech load times
2016-01-05 11:08:42 copypaste ok
2016-01-05 11:08:57 n-tech we're staying above 150 pph too
2016-01-05 11:09:00 n-tech hitting 300 at times
2016-01-05 11:09:05 n-tech people are using the site without being forced
2016-01-05 11:09:06 n-tech good signs
2016-01-05 11:09:13 n-tech we were above /b/ at night
2016-01-05 11:09:37 copypaste which boards are forwarded?
2016-01-05 11:09:42 n-tech none
2016-01-05 11:09:54 n-tech small boards are hopping on because of whitescreening I think
2016-01-05 11:09:59 copypaste right now pph isnt the problem for beta, views are
2016-01-05 11:10:04 n-tech I asked people to email me a few hours ago if they wanted to be first to migrate
2016-01-05 11:10:10 copypaste i see
2016-01-05 11:10:23 n-tech well i haven't added any, but I've gotten requests
2016-01-05 11:10:33 copypaste have to forward something then measure tps
2016-01-05 11:21:52 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/mm2sg
2016-01-05 11:22:39 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/ub0vukY.png
2016-01-05 11:22:42 n-tech this is the match examples
2016-01-05 11:23:08 n-tech we'll do it in chunks. i'm not sure what else you need to know to be confirmed.
2016-01-05 11:23:19 n-tech would you like to do tests while i sleep or
2016-01-05 11:23:46 n-tech I didn't write in a varnish type HTML caching because I'm not sure how much I can rely on Redis
2016-01-05 11:24:02 n-tech If it's crashed before I'm afraid that trying to get it to cache more will do nothing
2016-01-05 11:24:10 n-tech the problems arise when a move happens and a bunch gets recached
2016-01-05 11:24:13 n-tech no amount of caching can fix that
2016-01-05 11:24:42 copypaste instead of using varnish type, probably better to use actual varnish
2016-01-05 11:24:51 copypaste i've never seen pfault state, it's worrisome actually
2016-01-05 11:24:54 copypaste it could even be a php bug
2016-01-05 11:24:55 n-tech I don't know what Varnish is and I don't trust it.
2016-01-05 11:25:01 n-tech I googled it and got one hit about it
2016-01-05 11:25:09 n-tech You may need to update php7
2016-01-05 11:25:15 n-tech we're still using a pre-release version from September.
2016-01-05 11:25:18 copypaste tons of sites use varnish, lol
2016-01-05 11:25:20 copypaste one hit
2016-01-05 11:25:28 n-tech one good hit
2016-01-05 11:25:28 copypaste no we're not
2016-01-05 11:25:33 copypaste i updated it to 7.0.1
2016-01-05 11:25:48 n-tech okay. i don't know then. i saw a freebsd-questions email about it
2016-01-05 11:26:01 copypaste yes so did i but it was highly technical
2016-01-05 11:26:05 copypaste something something kernel bug
2016-01-05 11:26:08 copypaste that's the worrisome part
2016-01-05 11:26:46 copypaste i'llforward those boards and measure tps
2016-01-05 11:26:53 copypaste they should be super small so it should not crash
2016-01-05 11:27:04 copypaste i'll try to figure out thte cause of pfault as well i suppose
2016-01-05 11:27:09 n-tech add |ara too
2016-01-05 11:27:11 n-tech yeah
2016-01-05 11:27:14 copypaste php 7.0.1 remains the most recent version of php
2016-01-05 11:27:21 copypaste so noupdate available
2016-01-05 12:13:11 n-tech Am I good for sleep or do you need me to test connections?
2016-01-05 12:13:23 copypaste you're good
2016-01-05 12:13:31 n-tech alright, wake me up if you need me
2016-01-05 12:13:39 copypaste i thought you went to \bed already
2016-01-05 12:13:42 copypaste lol
2016-01-05 12:13:49 n-tech sleep is for the weak
2016-01-05 17:47:05 copypaste using ngxtop i've developed some theories about why next is slow
2016-01-05 17:47:11 copypaste i think i've tracked the page being attacked
2016-01-05 17:47:16 copypaste /threads.json
2016-01-05 17:47:51 copypaste we're recieving 800 requests per second, the bulk of which are to threads.json files e.g. /b/threads.json, /v/threads.json
2016-01-05 17:48:11 copypaste my theory is that you've focused mostly on html caching but not at all on json cahing
2016-01-05 17:48:36 copypaste given this huge req. volume i decided not to target any 8ch traffic to beta until you see this
2016-01-05 17:48:48 copypaste ngxtop is installed to troi12 and troi05
2016-01-05 17:51:18 copypaste for your purposes and information
2016-01-05 17:52:13 copypaste https://ghostbin.com/paste/xkon2 and here's what i saw during my test
2016-01-05 17:52:37 copypaste keeping in mind that the average is 35 req/sec, but for 8chan a /threads.json is a simple bounce because it's an on disk file
2016-01-05 17:52:44 copypaste so 8chan won't notice this type of `DoS'
2016-01-05 17:53:21 copypaste it could also not be a dos, however unlikely
2016-01-05 18:16:45 copypaste varnish would be a very quick way to cache json responses, as far as i can tell
2016-01-05 18:16:57 copypaste coupled with events calling purge as in 8chan live software
2016-01-05 22:13:17 n-tech Are you still awake?
2016-01-05 22:13:36 copypaste yep\
2016-01-05 22:15:10 n-tech The beta site looks like it was down for 5 hours
2016-01-05 22:15:16 n-tech It had a message saying "Restart Redis"
2016-01-05 22:15:18 n-tech Did you see it?
2016-01-05 22:16:28 n-tech 32263:M 05 Jan 00:42:58.377 * Redis 3.0.4 (00000000/0) 64 bit, standalone mode, port 6379, pid 32263 ready to start.
2016-01-05 22:16:28 n-tech 32263:M 05 Jan 00:42:58.377 # Server started, Redis version 3.0.4
2016-01-05 22:16:28 n-tech 32263:M 05 Jan 00:42:58.377 * The server is now ready to accept connections on port 6379
2016-01-05 22:16:28 n-tech 89595:M 05 Jan 14:11:25.976 * Redis 3.0.4 (00000000/0) 64 bit, standalone mode, port 6379, pid 89595 ready to start.
2016-01-05 22:16:33 n-tech absolutely no explanation for it, awesome
2016-01-05 22:17:09 copypaste I mostly focused on finding out what 8ch is being requested most
2016-01-05 22:17:37 n-tech But you didn't see that the beta was completely down for the last 5 hours?
2016-01-05 22:17:52 copypaste I saw it but thought it intentional
2016-01-05 22:18:07 copypaste It said to buy you
2016-01-05 22:18:17 copypaste bug*
2016-01-05 22:18:27 n-tech okay, well if you see that message
2016-01-05 22:18:31 n-tech it means redis has crashed
2016-01-05 22:18:36 n-tech and you need to do "service redis restart"
2016-01-05 22:18:41 n-tech people were using the beta and couldn't for 5 hours
2016-01-05 22:18:42 n-tech I was asleep
2016-01-05 22:38:46 n-tech benji is claiming that next is breached but refuses to give any information aside from "it puts bo accounts in danger"
2016-01-05 22:39:00 n-tech not sure how to react so I just said there's bitcoin bug bounties for responsible disclosure but that's all I can do
2016-01-05 22:40:02 copypaste This is fun lol
2016-01-05 22:40:44 n-tech I doubt he's telling the truth because Laravel does all the work with SQL Injections and I've made double-plus sure that the models protect key values in JSON output
2016-01-05 22:41:31 n-tech it reminds me of Kiwi Farms when we had gamerfood
2016-01-05 22:41:33 n-tech they'd be like
2016-01-05 22:41:36 n-tech WE HAVE ALL YOUR USER INFORMATION
2016-01-05 22:41:38 n-tech and i'd be like
2016-01-05 22:41:41 n-tech ok show me my password hash
2016-01-05 22:41:45 n-tech and they'd just continue to threaten me
2016-01-05 22:41:48 n-tech it's like, ok
2016-01-05 22:44:13 n-tech I can't get over how big /hebe/ is
2016-01-05 22:47:40 copypaste lol
2016-01-05 22:48:36 copypaste Like I said I don't consider Benji intelligent
2016-01-05 22:49:02 n-tech well it's a "friend"
2016-01-05 22:49:15 n-tech i'm sure it's just a prank. if it's not, the db is designed to store no sensitive information
2016-01-05 22:49:19 n-tech the only loss is email <> user relations
2016-01-05 22:49:33 n-tech but if you signed up your /childrape/ board on john.smith@executivebusiness.biz
2016-01-05 22:49:38 n-tech it's your fucking fault
2016-01-05 22:49:39 copypaste Making vague threats could even be part of his marketing strategy for his IB
2016-01-05 22:50:04 copypaste yeah, exactly
2016-01-05 23:26:00 n-tech $ psql infinity;
2016-01-05 23:26:00 n-tech psql: FATAL: sorry, too many clients already
2016-01-05 23:26:57 copypaste perhaps bouncer uses the max
2016-01-05 23:27:07 copypaste try connect thru bouncer
2016-01-05 23:27:36 copypaste psql command can do it with specified host i beloeve
2016-01-05 23:30:15 n-tech Dunno. I'm stumped now.
2016-01-05 23:30:17 n-tech I guess I fucked up.
2016-01-05 23:30:22 n-tech I can't even begin caching shit more
2016-01-05 23:30:25 n-tech because the cache crashes
2016-01-05 23:30:30 n-tech and why does the cache crash? I have no idea.
2016-01-05 23:30:37 copypaste im about toclock out, but before I do would you like the root password to troi12? That will allow you to redirect whichever boards you please without my micromanagement
2016-01-05 23:30:40 n-tech Why do certain queries suddenly take 750ms to execute when they usuaully take 2?
2016-01-05 23:30:53 n-tech not nessecary, i'm not redirecting any boards
2016-01-05 23:30:59 n-tech it's not stable, it doesn't work
2016-01-05 23:31:26 n-tech The front page takes 10 seconds to load up and I have no idea why.
2016-01-05 23:31:31 n-tech There's available resources.
2016-01-05 23:31:44 n-tech like what the fuck could possibly be fucking up so bad
2016-01-05 23:31:49 n-tech there's a finite number of options
2016-01-05 23:32:09 copypaste If I knew I'd tell ya
2016-01-05 23:36:02 copypaste I'll try not to sleep for so long tonight. Another eureka Could be just around the corner, like when caching was unintentionally totally disabled for a vital query. I still have hope in this and faith in you. Good night Josh-sama
2016-01-05 23:36:26 n-tech night
2016-01-06 09:32:38 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/frnjg
2016-01-06 09:32:58 n-tech Page load times down significantly, redis has stopped crashing
2016-01-06 09:33:07 n-tech req/sec up from about 20 to 60 as more people are using the software
2016-01-06 09:33:24 n-tech last pid: 34188; load averages: 19.04, 18.30, 17.10 up 48+14:46:50 01:31:51
2016-01-06 09:33:24 n-tech 99 processes: 14 running, 85 sleeping
2016-01-06 09:33:25 n-tech CPU: 92.8% user, 0.0% nice, 6.6% system, 0.5% interrupt, 0.0% idle
2016-01-06 09:33:31 n-tech the problem is that this doesn't meet your 100 rule.
2016-01-06 09:36:38 n-tech Postgres, however, only uses about 10%~20% CPU on average at this load
2016-01-06 10:28:16 copypaste Cool, what did you change?
2016-01-06 10:28:35 n-tech I had given PHP-FPM about 1000% of the resources available to the server
2016-01-06 10:28:48 n-tech that's why Redis was crashing
2016-01-06 10:28:52 n-tech it kept stealing Redis's memory
2016-01-06 10:37:31 copypaste we can easily raise the tps by redirecting a few boards and watching ngxtop
2016-01-06 10:37:51 copypaste to 100
2016-01-06 10:37:58 n-tech I don't think it can safely handle more than 60 RPS.
2016-01-06 10:38:04 n-tech It starts having noticeable slowdowns at that point.
2016-01-06 10:38:20 n-tech So I'm not sure what we're going to do about it.
2016-01-06 10:38:56 n-tech it gets close to 90% CPU at that point and if anyone hits ffmpeg with a few files it really begins to slow down
2016-01-06 10:39:20 copypaste ok, but 60 by 8 falls short of 800
2016-01-06 10:39:23 copypaste w8
2016-01-06 10:39:33 n-tech is it 100 rps at any given time?
2016-01-06 10:39:37 copypaste why does ffmpeg take so long
2016-01-06 10:39:50 n-tech no idea
2016-01-06 10:40:04 n-tech It's less of a problem when I gave it a single thread
2016-01-06 10:40:13 n-tech I'd like to set niceness to 5 or so too
2016-01-06 10:40:27 n-tech but ffmpeg spawns processes at the same as php-fpm
2016-01-06 10:40:31 copypaste thats never been a problem for me
2016-01-06 10:40:33 copypaste hmm
2016-01-06 10:40:56 copypaste can i see ffmpeg command being run
2016-01-06 10:41:05 copypaste which causes hi cpu
2016-01-06 10:41:22 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/nodzr
2016-01-06 10:41:28 n-tech it would hit about 200% or more before
2016-01-06 10:41:30 n-tech but again, I singlethreaded it
2016-01-06 10:41:35 n-tech now it's only about 50% per instance
2016-01-06 10:42:00 n-tech also what is that python service
2016-01-06 10:42:16 n-tech oh i wonder if that's ngxtop
2016-01-06 10:42:31 n-tech yes it is
2016-01-06 10:43:21 copypaste this just thumbnails rite
2016-01-06 10:43:28 copypaste no re encode
2016-01-06 10:43:30 n-tech yes
2016-01-06 10:43:54 copypaste can i see command
2016-01-06 10:44:13 n-tech $time = exec(env('LIB_FFMPEG', "ffmpeg") . " -i {$video} 2>&1 | grep 'Duration' | cut -d ' ' -f 4 | sed s/,//", $output, $returnvalue);
2016-01-06 10:44:16 n-tech $cmd = env('LIB_FFMPEG', "ffmpeg") . " " .
2016-01-06 10:44:16 n-tech "-i {$video} " . // Input video.
2016-01-06 10:44:16 n-tech //"-filter:v yadif " . // Deinterlace.
2016-01-06 10:44:16 n-tech "-deinterlace " .
2016-01-06 10:44:16 n-tech "-an " . // No audio.
2016-01-06 10:44:17 n-tech "-ss {$middleTimestamp} " . // Timestamp for our thumbnail.
2016-01-06 10:44:19 n-tech "-f mjpeg " . // Output format.
2016-01-06 10:44:21 n-tech "-vcodec png " .
2016-01-06 10:44:23 n-tech "-t 1 " . // Duration in seconds.
2016-01-06 10:44:25 n-tech "-r 1 " . // FPS, 1 for 1 frame.
2016-01-06 10:44:27 n-tech "-y " . // Overwrite file if it already exists.
2016-01-06 10:44:29 n-tech "-threads 1 " .
2016-01-06 10:44:33 n-tech "{$image} 2>&1";
2016-01-06 10:45:00 copypaste ffmpeg thumbnailer should quit in ms, ill study the docs for each flag
2016-01-06 10:45:12 copypaste there are a few i dont use
2016-01-06 10:45:34 copypaste like deinterlace
2016-01-06 10:51:45 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/pinoy/thread/13612#13612
2016-01-06 10:52:16 n-tech lol this mp4
2016-01-06 10:52:21 n-tech it's the pinoy anthem by a vocaloid
2016-01-06 11:41:09 n-tech oh btw lol
2016-01-06 11:41:17 n-tech that person who's hosting THE ENDCHAN
2016-01-06 11:41:19 n-tech it's Drybones
2016-01-06 11:41:21 n-tech Sapphire Group
2016-01-06 11:41:22 n-tech lmfao
2016-01-06 11:41:28 n-tech Stephen Lynx and Drybones
2016-01-06 11:41:30 n-tech the fucking dream team
2016-01-06 11:41:39 copypaste oh its sure to fail
2016-01-06 11:42:55 copypaste drybones couldnt even afford $80 monthly to keep an archive db up, and hosts sites on OVH
2016-01-06 11:43:16 n-tech How does he afford to host Gitgud?
2016-01-06 11:43:24 copypaste i know of 3 chans closed by ovh
2016-01-06 11:43:48 copypaste he takes donations but we know how that goes for a chan
2016-01-06 11:43:55 copypaste hilarious
2016-01-06 11:45:02 copypaste he also drops projects semingly weekly
2016-01-06 11:45:38 copypaste 8archive, gg.me, ggwiki, startbutton.net and more are his casualties
2016-01-06 11:45:55 copypaste thanks for that tidbit, we are fine
2016-01-06 11:48:14 n-tech doesn't he own that big gamergate wiki too
2016-01-06 11:48:30 copypaste he closed it
2016-01-06 11:48:36 n-tech what? why
2016-01-06 11:48:41 copypaste thus, casualty
2016-01-06 11:48:52 copypaste gg hurt his feefees on twitter
2016-01-06 11:48:52 n-tech how boring
2016-01-06 11:48:55 n-tech :(
2016-01-06 13:35:14 n-tech soooo
2016-01-06 13:35:18 n-tech do we have a plan
2016-01-06 13:35:19 n-tech what now
2016-01-06 13:37:19 copypaste well
2016-01-06 13:37:50 copypaste i'm a bit stumped by your troubles with ffmpeg, i monitored 8chan's server and found that it uses less than 1% of its resources on ffmpeg
2016-01-06 13:38:16 copypaste however, it seems like my initial supposition that deinterlace takes resources was correct, i was generating test files and reports to show you just how much and if it's a concern
2016-01-06 13:38:43 copypaste and using `ffmpeg -i` to get the statistics instead of the more standard `ffprobe` is also faster
2016-01-06 13:38:52 copypaste erm, otherway around; ffprobe is faster
2016-01-06 13:38:54 copypaste than ffmpeg -i
2016-01-06 13:39:38 n-tech Okay, I remember having a lot of problems with the thumbnailer though. I had to change all the settings a bunch of times and the order is excruiciatingly critical
2016-01-06 13:39:51 copypaste ffmpeg should exit almost immediately, and does with command `$ffmpeg -y -strict -2 -ss 0 -i $filename -v quiet -an -vframes 1 -f mjpeg -vf scale=$width:$height $thumbnailfc 2>&1`
2016-01-06 13:40:14 copypaste it could even be that using JPEG is faster, and not telling it to interpret at 1FPS
2016-01-06 13:40:25 copypaste perhaps an interpretation of 1FPS actually forces a re-encode, or at least a decode
2016-01-06 13:40:53 copypaste when a decode is not what's wanted at a low level, it's a "skip to frame X; dump frame X to file; encode to JPEG"
2016-01-06 13:41:13 copypaste but if you interpret it as frames per second, you might have to read the entire file up to the centre
2016-01-06 13:41:22 copypaste that's why iw as generating long test files (of say 8 minutes) to see
2016-01-06 13:42:24 copypaste so i think that dropping -deinterlace, -vcodec png, -t 1, -r 1 and so on will help matters, and basically using the command as 8chan does
2016-01-06 13:42:39 copypaste i've never heard anyone complain that 8chan botched their video thumbnail
2016-01-06 13:42:59 copypaste so even if the 8chan method is less "correct" for some spectrum of technical correctness, it's much faster
2016-01-06 13:43:09 n-tech Alright. Feel free to make commits and play around with it, it is something that required a lot of tinkering
2016-01-06 13:43:18 copypaste finding the time of the file is done with a simple ffprobe in JSON format, then interpreting the JSON and finding the time
2016-01-06 13:43:21 copypaste OK
2016-01-06 13:43:29 n-tech I wish I knew how to make it faster, it's still slow-ish. I'm not sure what else there is that I can accomplish
2016-01-06 13:43:42 copypaste this is slowish (ffmpeg)?
2016-01-06 13:43:46 copypaste or some other part?
2016-01-06 13:44:33 n-tech nah the software as a whole is just not performing as well as it could be and I can't whittle down the bottlenecks anymore
2016-01-06 13:44:46 n-tech previously it was memcached crashing, but that's done
2016-01-06 13:44:51 n-tech now it's pretty fast compared to before
2016-01-06 13:44:57 n-tech but it's not under a second in some instances
2016-01-06 13:45:22 copypaste i'm not sure what you mean by "whittle down"
2016-01-06 13:45:38 n-tech find and elliminate
2016-01-06 13:45:41 n-tech for instance, when anonymous
2016-01-06 13:45:46 n-tech the raw HTML for individual posts cache
2016-01-06 13:46:17 n-tech because the greatest usage of CPU is actually the Laravel Model->getAttributeValue
2016-01-06 13:46:29 n-tech When you call ->something on an object it checks for typecasting
2016-01-06 13:46:33 n-tech in the post there are dozens of these calls
2016-01-06 13:46:36 n-tech in a thread there are thousands
2016-01-06 13:46:40 n-tech those microseconds add up
2016-01-06 13:47:02 n-tech I've actually done serious work in that department already and trimmed hundreds of ms off templating time by being jewish about model work
2016-01-06 13:47:14 n-tech so that getAttributeValue calls are as infrequent as possible
2016-01-06 13:47:20 n-tech and now the entire rendered post is cached as a whole
2016-01-06 13:47:26 n-tech which works with the JSON output too btw
2016-01-06 13:47:31 n-tech these things all tie together, the cache is very clever
2016-01-06 13:47:55 n-tech but the bottlenecks get more complicated to resolve every time something is fixed
2016-01-06 13:47:58 copypaste you seem to really hate varnish, but i again forward it; i've seen it used by all kinds of sites (and i only know when it fails since i get the telltale "Guru Meditation" so it's probably used by many more than i know). the only problem would be moving the post password generation from laravel to javascript and refusing posts without a post password for users without JS so as to remind them to
2016-01-06 13:47:58 copypaste enter one...
2016-01-06 13:48:29 copypaste i added varnish to 8chan first with varnish 3.0, around 6 months ago, and it lowered read i/o by like half
2016-01-06 13:48:39 n-tech I don't like Varnish because it limits what I can do
2016-01-06 13:48:46 copypaste when varnish is restarted, normally it bounces 25% of requests for 10 seconds until the cache is refreshed
2016-01-06 13:48:48 n-tech The whole point of this is to make things flexible and Varnish is about making things static
2016-01-06 13:49:51 copypaste well, yeah; that's a definite concern but can be somewhat alleviated with events that purge/ban the cache
2016-01-06 13:50:13 n-tech And we can't do this with just PHP and Redis why?
2016-01-06 13:50:16 copypaste for example on 8chan, board settings update, post, post delete, edit, and so on, all call purge()
2016-01-06 13:50:27 copypaste well i don't know why, you just seem to be struggling with it
2016-01-06 13:50:36 copypaste so i offer what i know works because it's working already
2016-01-06 13:51:08 copypaste it could be that the php interpreter itself is slower than the varnish model, but i don't know the actual reason it takes multiple seconds as you said
2016-01-06 13:51:19 n-tech I'm not struggling, I'm reluctant
2016-01-06 13:51:38 n-tech It feels like a bandaid, but adding more depedencies is just more points of failure
2016-01-06 13:51:47 n-tech If we're going to start caching output we can do it with the software
2016-01-06 13:52:01 n-tech You're telling me it involves application level event hooks anyways
2016-01-06 13:52:13 n-tech so I'm not saving myself any trouble, it's not like Redis where I just put a config value different
2016-01-06 13:52:13 copypaste it does, for purges
2016-01-06 13:52:28 copypaste yeah, it would still be non-trivial to add
2016-01-06 13:52:46 copypaste when i added it to 8chan i missed quite a few places, but i just made the varnish cache have a somewhat low ttl
2016-01-06 13:52:53 copypaste so if i forgot something it would "eventually" take effect
2016-01-06 13:53:08 copypaste despite the fact that varnish supports a 0 ttl, as in won't die unless purged
2016-01-06 13:53:13 copypaste (or banned, wihch are different)
2016-01-06 13:53:51 n-tech There's no easy way for me to determine with the production server what are the biggest CPU vacuums
2016-01-06 13:54:19 copypaste why not? doesn't laravel have good debugging? you could turn it on only for a certain ip [yours], right?
2016-01-06 13:54:31 copypaste the profiler seemed quite advanced to me
2016-01-06 13:54:37 n-tech I already have
2016-01-06 13:54:40 n-tech but my pages load fine
2016-01-06 13:54:43 n-tech It's not just what pages are slow
2016-01-06 13:54:48 n-tech It's what pages are slow enough and frequently called
2016-01-06 13:55:14 n-tech like sometimes they load bleedingly fast
2016-01-06 13:55:17 copypaste ngxtop can tell you which ones are frequently called (experiment with its flags if the problems aren't in the top 10 or tpo 20, you can drill down to even top 2k)
2016-01-06 13:55:25 copypaste i see, so it's variable
2016-01-06 13:55:33 n-tech yeah see
2016-01-06 13:55:37 n-tech I saw a weird ass post and opened it
2016-01-06 13:55:42 n-tech it's like a cucking thread on cuteboys
2016-01-06 13:55:43 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/cuteboys/thread/94470#235879
2016-01-06 13:55:45 n-tech has over 100 posts
2016-01-06 13:55:47 n-tech I open it
2016-01-06 13:56:03 n-tech and the load time is 5s
2016-01-06 13:56:07 n-tech but updates are 72ms
2016-01-06 13:56:13 copypaste right, a refresh is 72ms
2016-01-06 13:56:23 n-tech but that's with my admin view
2016-01-06 13:56:26 n-tech which bypasses post cache
2016-01-06 13:56:35 copypaste hm
2016-01-06 13:56:40 n-tech I open the same thread as anon
2016-01-06 13:56:41 copypaste that page loaded quite quickly for me
2016-01-06 13:56:42 n-tech 640ms
2016-01-06 13:56:46 n-tech yea, see
2016-01-06 13:56:49 n-tech it helps tremendously
2016-01-06 13:57:02 copypaste so, uhm
2016-01-06 13:57:10 copypaste why not just make it so that the post cache is used in the admin view temporarily?
2016-01-06 13:57:25 copypaste just for testing purpose?
2016-01-06 13:57:34 n-tech I can view debug information even as anon
2016-01-06 13:57:46 n-tech I'm just saying it's very hard for me to figure out what things are both frequently opened and slow
2016-01-06 13:57:55 n-tech and interesting caveat of the ngxtop
2016-01-06 13:57:59 n-tech is that it is itself slow
2016-01-06 13:58:03 n-tech I've seen it get 40% CPU
2016-01-06 13:58:10 copypaste heh
2016-01-06 13:58:20 copypaste well, it's a simple script all things considered
2016-01-06 13:58:25 copypaste i can look for better ones, if they exist
2016-01-06 13:58:49 copypaste it is python after all, not a language known for being fast
2016-01-06 13:59:23 n-tech why is /hebe/ our largest board
2016-01-06 13:59:33 n-tech it has a low # of posts but it's like
2016-01-06 13:59:36 copypaste i think you know why
2016-01-06 13:59:38 n-tech every time I check ngxtop
2016-01-06 13:59:44 n-tech the top 15 of the top 20 items
2016-01-06 13:59:50 n-tech are all .json files for autoupdaters for hebe threads
2016-01-06 13:59:56 n-tech like they probably each have a tab open
2016-01-06 13:59:57 copypaste this surprised me at first too, but a combination of traffic referrals and so on
2016-01-06 13:59:58 n-tech for all the active threads
2016-01-06 14:00:20 copypaste just people going there for a wank and whatnot, i read somewhere that 10% of males are aroused by that sort of thing
2016-01-06 14:00:44 copypaste and it's somewhat "hard" to find, 8ch is one of the only places that still allows it, and will probably not for long
2016-01-06 14:01:00 copypaste most datacenters have hardened their requirements over the years, it's only a matter of time for the other shoe to fall
2016-01-06 14:01:14 copypaste i don't know of another reasonably priced DC which would allow it
2016-01-06 14:01:58 n-tech If I was admin my rule would be worded like
2016-01-06 14:02:00 copypaste that's why i laugh at things like endchan
2016-01-06 14:02:06 copypaste finalchan, and so on
2016-01-06 14:02:09 n-tech no child glorification threads outside of specifically designated pedo boards
2016-01-06 14:02:13 n-tech and pedo boards would be no images
2016-01-06 14:02:19 n-tech it'd cause them to leave but nobody cares
2016-01-06 14:02:32 copypaste when the other shoe does fall there will be an "exodus", but to where?
2016-01-06 14:02:36 n-tech tor
2016-01-06 14:02:47 copypaste most of those peopel are not smart enough for tor
2016-01-06 14:02:50 copypaste they email me
2016-01-06 14:02:51 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 14:02:55 copypaste they are just mentally ill older men
2016-01-06 14:02:57 copypaste most of them
2016-01-06 14:03:00 copypaste not that good with computers
2016-01-06 14:03:01 n-tech i'm always surprised how dumb pedophiles are
2016-01-06 14:03:04 n-tech like they do this shit at work
2016-01-06 14:03:06 copypaste they really are stupid
2016-01-06 14:03:08 copypaste yes
2016-01-06 14:03:08 n-tech on company harddrives that are monitored
2016-01-06 14:03:26 n-tech like the hidden wiki
2016-01-06 14:03:27 n-tech is NOTHING
2016-01-06 14:03:30 n-tech NOTHING
2016-01-06 14:03:30 copypaste as far as the majority of them are concerned, if it's not on the open clearnet it doesn't exist
2016-01-06 14:03:32 n-tech but warnings saying
2016-01-06 14:03:34 copypaste and that's the truth
2016-01-06 14:03:38 n-tech don't be retarded this is how you be a creep online
2016-01-06 14:04:11 copypaste and then you mix in the conspiracy theories about tor, to an already stupid population
2016-01-06 14:04:18 copypaste and they think that somehow "hebe" is safer than that
2016-01-06 14:04:24 copypaste basically it's just stupidity all the way down
2016-01-06 14:04:44 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/6765y
2016-01-06 14:05:02 copypaste _debugbar/open ?
2016-01-06 14:05:08 n-tech that's my debugging tool
2016-01-06 14:05:14 copypaste this is interesting
2016-01-06 14:05:18 copypaste oh! here's what i wanted to ask you
2016-01-06 14:05:22 copypaste i thought of it last night before bed
2016-01-06 14:05:33 copypaste how is the 404 logic? you may have noticed that 8chan displays a static nginx 404
2016-01-06 14:05:39 copypaste this isn't because i "forgot", or "misconfigured" it
2016-01-06 14:05:47 copypaste this is because 20% of requests are 404's, and the previous method was too slow.
2016-01-06 14:06:03 n-tech it aborts with the correct HTTP Header and a full template render, so do 500 errors
2016-01-06 14:06:07 copypaste (it did `ls` on `static/404/`, then did mt_rand to get a random 404)
2016-01-06 14:06:08 n-tech I'm curious now if the problem is the 500 errors
2016-01-06 14:06:17 n-tech there's a little magic in the 500 errors for missing thumbnails and files
2016-01-06 14:06:19 n-tech where it tries to fix itself
2016-01-06 14:06:24 copypaste ah
2016-01-06 14:06:30 copypaste i would if i were you check to see 404 generation time
2016-01-06 14:06:35 copypaste and 500, and so on
2016-01-06 14:07:51 n-tech 2ms db because i'm signed in, 80ms page gen time
2016-01-06 14:08:05 copypaste so probably not the problem
2016-01-06 14:08:12 copypaste is that 404 or 500?
2016-01-06 14:08:21 n-tech 404, im curious now about the 500s
2016-01-06 14:08:30 copypaste oh, and infinity next is installed outside of /srv/http right?
2016-01-06 14:08:35 n-tech yes
2016-01-06 14:08:38 copypaste good
2016-01-06 14:08:44 n-tech only /storage/ points to /srv/8ch.net/storage/
2016-01-06 14:08:52 n-tech wait
2016-01-06 14:09:40 n-tech haha okay, only /storage/app/ which contains the thumbs and files
2016-01-06 14:09:47 n-tech because i was thinking maybe the compiled views were there too
2016-01-06 14:09:48 n-tech they aren't
2016-01-06 14:09:51 copypaste ok that's how it should be
2016-01-06 14:09:56 copypaste compiled views would be a disaster
2016-01-06 14:10:03 copypaste that's what sunk the vichan front end controller
2016-01-06 14:16:56 copypaste hmm
2016-01-06 14:17:12 copypaste i'm just thinking, what if it's images that are slow? perhaps like 8chan we should move the image processing to a media.
2016-01-06 14:17:24 copypaste on 8chan if you'll notice, the large majority of boards use a media.
2016-01-06 14:17:58 copypaste remembering also that if one request is slow, it takes up a slot on the server and slows everything down
2016-01-06 14:19:06 copypaste if you'd like i can set up a mediab. on troi06
2016-01-06 14:19:10 n-tech that might be a good idea
2016-01-06 14:19:17 copypaste and we can there install an infinity next
2016-01-06 14:19:22 copypaste whose purpose will be just for media
2016-01-06 14:19:33 n-tech I'm tuckered but if you feel like playing with environments today
2016-01-06 14:19:36 copypaste (it can be a full infinity next, we can just drop all non-media queries)
2016-01-06 14:19:39 copypaste i do
2016-01-06 14:19:45 copypaste i think it may help
2016-01-06 14:19:52 copypaste is there a simple way to change the URL used for thumb/image?
2016-01-06 14:19:55 n-tech Go ahead and move the responsibility for the beta domain to the loadbalancer
2016-01-06 14:20:03 n-tech you don't have to do that
2016-01-06 14:20:21 n-tech i mean there is, I can do it right now if you want
2016-01-06 14:20:25 copypaste what should i do instead?
2016-01-06 14:20:31 n-tech but you can also just catch the file route
2016-01-06 14:20:33 n-tech they're all the same
2016-01-06 14:20:47 copypaste ah, i see, to be honest i'd rather have a media domain
2016-01-06 14:21:10 copypaste it provides for better separation of concerns and doesn't saddle the load balancer with all those requests either
2016-01-06 14:21:25 n-tech it also creates a cookieless domain
2016-01-06 14:21:28 copypaste indeed
2016-01-06 14:21:31 copypaste good for varnish
2016-01-06 14:21:35 copypaste (just saying :p)
2016-01-06 14:21:51 n-tech give me a moment
2016-01-06 14:22:00 n-tech I'm so fucking anal retentive about URLs
2016-01-06 14:22:07 n-tech every model has a ->toURL() or similarly named method
2016-01-06 14:22:14 n-tech I think all assets are just
2016-01-06 14:22:16 n-tech $asset->toURL()
2016-01-06 14:22:42 copypaste nice
2016-01-06 14:23:13 copypaste yeah, by being cookieless also less bytes being sent back and forth, saves b/w
2016-01-06 14:23:21 copypaste good for everyone
2016-01-06 14:23:36 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 14:23:38 n-tech in laravel
2016-01-06 14:23:45 n-tech there's a submodule or something called Travis
2016-01-06 14:23:48 n-tech every fucking time I see it
2016-01-06 14:23:50 copypaste should i call it `m.8ch.net` or `media.8ch.net`? or even `static.8ch.net`?
2016-01-06 14:23:52 n-tech I think of the fat kid with two knives
2016-01-06 14:23:53 copypaste travis CI?
2016-01-06 14:23:56 n-tech probably
2016-01-06 14:23:58 copypaste it's a test suite right?
2016-01-06 14:24:05 n-tech ye I think so
2016-01-06 14:24:18 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/travis
2016-01-06 14:24:20 n-tech this guy
2016-01-06 14:24:31 copypaste lol
2016-01-06 14:24:44 n-tech if you ever go to /b/ there is PERPETUAL travis thread
2016-01-06 14:24:52 n-tech and the guy who photoshops him constantly raids the pony and pedo threads
2016-01-06 14:24:53 n-tech with travis
2016-01-06 14:24:58 n-tech he's my favorite, over the brownpill guy
2016-01-06 14:25:06 copypaste somehow i missed this new ebin meme
2016-01-06 14:25:16 n-tech it's not even new he's been doing it forever
2016-01-06 14:25:20 n-tech he is completely dedicated to the art
2016-01-06 14:25:21 copypaste it's hard to beat the brown pill in terms of raw disgust
2016-01-06 14:25:47 n-tech I actually
2016-01-06 14:25:55 n-tech never watched it for ages
2016-01-06 14:25:59 n-tech until during the early beta testing
2016-01-06 14:26:05 n-tech someone posted the video and I hadn't thumbnailed from the middle yet
2016-01-06 14:26:11 n-tech so I saw the first frame of the video for the first time
2016-01-06 14:26:14 n-tech and opened it out of curiosity
2016-01-06 14:26:15 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 14:26:20 copypaste i think it's really awesome how someone helped you solve that spam problem, even a third party
2016-01-06 14:26:25 copypaste it means your code is readable
2016-01-06 14:26:32 copypaste no one ever helps with anything important in 8chan
2016-01-06 14:26:47 n-tech that was a seperate flaw but I'm glad it got noticed
2016-01-06 14:26:58 n-tech I had to actually be a bit cheeky with that fix
2016-01-06 14:27:05 n-tech in the submitTo() function for the Post model
2016-01-06 14:27:11 n-tech I now put a key in the cache like
2016-01-06 14:27:21 n-tech post_submitting_by_IP2LONG
2016-01-06 14:27:26 n-tech and unset it at the end of the function
2016-01-06 14:27:29 n-tech it has a life of 1 minute
2016-01-06 14:27:34 n-tech if that key is set when it gets a second request
2016-01-06 14:27:37 n-tech it bails with 429
2016-01-06 14:27:45 n-tech I could not find any alternate solution to the shotgun spam
2016-01-06 14:27:51 n-tech it was the first real case of a race condition I've seen
2016-01-06 14:28:01 n-tech the regular flood detection was completely incapable of dealing with it
2016-01-06 14:28:34 n-tech (the lifespan is just to make sure if an error occurs it eventually gets unset, it's usuaully unset in miliseconds).
2016-01-06 14:30:02 copypaste cool
2016-01-06 14:30:19 n-tech but ye i get lots of little contributions now
2016-01-06 14:30:19 copypaste so, i will give you a pw for troi06, to copy over the infinity-next install of troi05
2016-01-06 14:30:21 n-tech mostly css
2016-01-06 14:30:23 copypaste OK?
2016-01-06 14:30:28 n-tech alright
2016-01-06 14:30:38 copypaste troi06 is the RAID machine by the way
2016-01-06 14:30:44 copypaste i put media. on it for a reason :)
2016-01-06 14:30:45 n-tech the source of /srv/?
2016-01-06 14:30:47 copypaste yes
2016-01-06 14:30:52 copypaste it's [ip removed]
2016-01-06 14:30:55 copypaste the head NFS server
2016-01-06 14:31:00 n-tech Okay
2016-01-06 14:31:31 n-tech Can you make redis/php/nginx?
2016-01-06 14:31:36 n-tech I'll port over the config and test it
2016-01-06 14:31:58 copypaste why it needs redis ?
2016-01-06 14:32:18 n-tech well
2016-01-06 14:32:21 n-tech the application in general does
2016-01-06 14:32:24 n-tech we can also make it a redis node
2016-01-06 14:32:28 n-tech does that memory get used for anything?
2016-01-06 14:32:35 copypaste nfsd uses a lot of memory
2016-01-06 14:32:48 copypaste it's not a problem really, but i don't think redis will do anything but take up resources just for media
2016-01-06 14:32:51 n-tech Okay, don't do that then. We'll make it link to our redis
2016-01-06 14:32:56 copypaste since serving media is just, generate headers and sendfile)(
2016-01-06 14:32:57 copypaste ()*
2016-01-06 14:33:03 copypaste we could even use a simple cache method like `file`
2016-01-06 14:33:11 copypaste because the routes with caching won't do anything, i think ?
2016-01-06 14:33:37 n-tech It will definitely try to cache permissions
2016-01-06 14:33:44 copypaste oh, i see
2016-01-06 14:33:50 copypaste permissions are used for serving media?
2016-01-06 14:33:59 copypaste so how is it then a cookieless domain?
2016-01-06 14:34:21 n-tech yeah that's a good point
2016-01-06 14:34:34 n-tech It's just an innate thing the application does, it's a part of the routing process
2016-01-06 14:34:37 n-tech but now I'm wondering
2016-01-06 14:34:45 n-tech if I can exclude file routes from all middleware
2016-01-06 14:34:51 n-tech that'd remove authentication
2016-01-06 14:34:56 copypaste that would be logical and would likely speed things up
2016-01-06 14:34:59 copypaste no reason to have secret files
2016-01-06 14:35:09 n-tech not yet at least, i'll look into that next
2016-01-06 14:35:15 copypaste OK
2016-01-06 14:35:30 copypaste so, this server is one of the first, and so it's a bit...
2016-01-06 14:35:32 copypaste clunky
2016-01-06 14:35:36 copypaste it runs ubuntu 12.04
2016-01-06 14:35:56 copypaste i'm usually too scared to touch it
2016-01-06 14:35:56 copypaste heh
2016-01-06 14:36:51 copypaste it already has PHP5
2016-01-06 14:37:03 copypaste i wonder if it matters just for this media purpose
2016-01-06 14:37:12 n-tech PHP5 FPM?
2016-01-06 14:37:12 copypaste i can try to build 7 of course
2016-01-06 14:37:13 n-tech what version?
2016-01-06 14:37:14 copypaste yes
2016-01-06 14:37:25 copypaste i just ordered an upgrade since there were some security updates
2016-01-06 14:37:30 copypaste once it exits back to shell i'll tell you
2016-01-06 14:37:41 n-tech hmmm
2016-01-06 14:37:42 n-tech you know
2016-01-06 14:37:49 n-tech we can use HHVM for this
2016-01-06 14:37:55 n-tech no pgsql driver issues
2016-01-06 14:37:57 copypaste oh that's true, we can
2016-01-06 14:37:59 copypaste no psql at all
2016-01-06 14:38:02 n-tech and ubuntu
2016-01-06 14:38:04 n-tech not freebsd
2016-01-06 14:38:07 copypaste yeah, albeit an old ubuntu
2016-01-06 14:38:09 copypaste (old old old)
2016-01-06 14:38:10 copypaste lol
2016-01-06 14:38:15 n-tech really? what's current version?
2016-01-06 14:38:23 copypaste 12.04.3 LTS
2016-01-06 14:38:37 copypaste o w8
2016-01-06 14:38:38 copypaste Description: Ubuntu 14.04.3 LTS
2016-01-06 14:38:45 copypaste i'm wrong, we did go for 14.04
2016-01-06 14:38:56 copypaste so it's not a problem :D
2016-01-06 14:39:07 copypaste PHP 5.5.9-1ubuntu4.14 (cli) (built: Oct 28 2015 01:34:46)
2016-01-06 14:39:56 copypaste ah shit
2016-01-06 14:42:00 n-tech Don't use HHVM, it does actually have to resolve attachment IDs to get hashes
2016-01-06 14:42:05 n-tech What is PHP used for?
2016-01-06 14:42:13 copypaste this server used to be a node
2016-01-06 14:42:18 copypaste but then i turned it just to nfs
2016-01-06 14:42:22 copypaste it recovered, thank god
2016-01-06 14:42:28 copypaste the update process auto-restarted NFS
2016-01-06 14:42:35 copypaste messing with the careful balance on that server
2016-01-06 14:42:36 copypaste lol
2016-01-06 14:42:42 n-tech Is it safe to uninstall PHP?
2016-01-06 14:42:47 copypaste sure
2016-01-06 14:42:52 copypaste it's not being used anymore
2016-01-06 14:42:54 copypaste but we need some php
2016-01-06 14:42:57 n-tech Okay, lets just try a straight upgrade to PHP7
2016-01-06 14:43:03 copypaste ok
2016-01-06 14:47:31 copypaste https://launchpad.net/~ondrej/+archive/ubuntu/php-7.0
2016-01-06 14:47:33 copypaste should be easy enough
2016-01-06 14:48:21 n-tech super surprised there isn't an ubuntu package already
2016-01-06 14:48:27 n-tech isn't ubuntu the one that has a package for everything
2016-01-06 14:48:29 copypaste he also packages for trusty
2016-01-06 14:48:42 copypaste uh, no
2016-01-06 14:48:51 copypaste i would say that arch has an updated package for everything, and really, everything
2016-01-06 15:22:31 copypaste alright, php is installed
2016-01-06 15:22:54 copypaste service/root = cocoa23Zoos PcS85tuRtz
2016-01-06 15:22:59 copypaste first is service, second root
2016-01-06 15:23:02 copypaste ip is above
2016-01-06 15:23:12 copypaste you have to log in as service first, then `su`
2016-01-06 15:23:14 copypaste like on the bsd ones
2016-01-06 15:23:21 copypaste even though it's ubuntu we enabled root account because we cawn
2016-01-06 15:23:59 n-tech alright, i'm working on the complicated routing now
2016-01-06 15:24:10 copypaste cool beans
2016-01-06 15:24:13 copypaste this should help out a lot
2016-01-06 15:24:19 copypaste i totally forgot that media is separate on 8chan
2016-01-06 15:24:20 n-tech I really hope so
2016-01-06 15:24:25 n-tech is it?
2016-01-06 15:24:27 n-tech all thumbs?
2016-01-06 15:24:29 copypaste yes
2016-01-06 15:24:32 copypaste on almost all board
2016-01-06 15:24:37 copypaste only the tpo boards it's not
2016-01-06 15:25:30 n-tech you know the interesting thing about this is
2016-01-06 15:25:41 n-tech once the software is out big boards won't have the better server advantage
2016-01-06 15:25:46 copypaste yup
2016-01-06 15:25:47 n-tech I wonder if /v/ will drop behind an alt
2016-01-06 15:25:53 copypaste dunno
2016-01-06 15:25:58 n-tech it happened with /g/ didn't it?
2016-01-06 15:26:04 copypaste yeah, but that's ancient history
2016-01-06 15:26:12 copypaste the board owner of /g/ kept fucking with the board
2016-01-06 15:26:12 n-tech but back then the boards were slow
2016-01-06 15:26:14 copypaste delete all posts
2016-01-06 15:26:15 copypaste ebin memes etc
2016-01-06 15:26:18 n-tech oh lol
2016-01-06 15:26:21 copypaste black/green CSS
2016-01-06 16:53:19 n-tech yo
2016-01-06 16:53:36 n-tech how is the domain name stuff going to work
2016-01-06 16:53:37 n-tech is the load balancer setup?
2016-01-06 16:56:24 copypaste did you copy it over?
2016-01-06 16:56:31 copypaste i'm just going to edit the existing troi06 nginx.conf
2016-01-06 16:56:44 copypaste and add a m. for the beta media
2016-01-06 16:57:22 copypaste then all links to media on beta. can point to m.
2016-01-06 17:03:17 n-tech alright, I got the code setup
2016-01-06 17:03:20 n-tech and I removed all the middleware
2016-01-06 17:03:25 n-tech it can process the request in 50ms locally
2016-01-06 17:04:48 copypaste how fast was it pre middleware removal?
2016-01-06 17:05:45 copypaste guess it doesn't really matter
2016-01-06 17:08:10 copypaste i added m.8ch.net to cloudflare
2016-01-06 17:30:36 n-tech oh
2016-01-06 17:30:39 n-tech it removed about 25~50ms
2016-01-06 17:30:42 n-tech it was worth doing
2016-01-06 17:31:47 n-tech Ron is encouraging me to use a different sysctl.conf file
2016-01-06 17:31:50 n-tech should I oblige?
2016-01-06 17:32:18 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/qnu3f/raw
2016-01-06 17:32:23 n-tech [5:31:14 PM] Ron Watkins: this one
2016-01-06 17:32:23 n-tech [5:31:16 PM] Ron Watkins: use these settings
2016-01-06 17:32:25 n-tech this is beast mode for freebsd
2016-01-06 17:32:31 n-tech [5:31:31 PM] Ron Watkins: yep
2016-01-06 17:32:31 n-tech [5:31:38 PM] Ron Watkins: delete all lines in your sysctl.conf
2016-01-06 17:32:31 n-tech [5:31:40 PM] Ron Watkins: then put these in there
2016-01-06 17:32:31 n-tech [5:31:48 PM] Ron Watkins: and type `sysctl -p` and it will load these settings
2016-01-06 17:35:57 copypaste i copied it already
2016-01-06 17:36:00 copypaste most likely
2016-01-06 17:36:33 copypaste that's a freebsd one, it's on troi05 already
2016-01-06 17:36:54 n-tech no
2016-01-06 17:36:58 n-tech yours is from 2channel
2016-01-06 17:37:02 n-tech i showed him it, he said to use his
2016-01-06 17:37:04 copypaste and what is this one from?
2016-01-06 17:37:08 copypaste ok, it doesn't matter
2016-01-06 17:37:11 copypaste if you want to
2016-01-06 17:37:13 copypaste if you think it will help
2016-01-06 17:37:16 n-tech living on the edge
2016-01-06 17:37:18 copypaste better than doing nothing
2016-01-06 17:37:25 copypaste btw, tell ron it's `-f` on BSD
2016-01-06 17:37:27 copypaste not `-p`
2016-01-06 17:37:28 copypaste :p
2016-01-06 17:39:00 n-tech I haven't even the slighest fucking clue
2016-01-06 17:39:02 n-tech what this file does
2016-01-06 17:39:05 n-tech not a faint
2016-01-06 17:39:07 n-tech fleeting fucking notion
2016-01-06 17:39:09 n-tech of what I just did
2016-01-06 17:39:09 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 17:40:25 copypaste it sets various kernel parameters
2016-01-06 17:40:27 copypaste i know what it does
2016-01-06 17:40:40 copypaste mostly details of networking
2016-01-06 17:40:55 copypaste security.bsd.see_other_uids allows service to see processes of root in `ps` and `top`
2016-01-06 17:41:04 copypaste (this cannot be done in linux without compiling in a patch)
2016-01-06 17:41:14 copypaste (er, rather, the reverse cannot be done; you can't hide processes)
2016-01-06 17:41:32 copypaste net.inet.tcp.blackhole this is some kind of flag
2016-01-06 17:41:51 copypaste net.inet.tcp.sendbuf_max has to do with memory that can be alloc()'d for network operations
2016-01-06 17:41:53 copypaste and so on, and so on
2016-01-06 17:41:56 copypaste sendspace likewise
2016-01-06 17:49:33 copypaste uh, it's not that big of a deal really though how well you understand it or don't
2016-01-06 17:49:59 copypaste i understand it at a superficial level, and can understand it at a deeper level if some component becomes a problem, but normally it doesn't matter at all
2016-01-06 18:38:45 n-tech I think on troi06 it's still using PHP5 as its main "php" call
2016-01-06 18:38:54 n-tech can you take a look and see if you can get it to use php7 by default?
2016-01-06 18:39:01 n-tech you'd probably get it faster than me
2016-01-06 18:42:24 copypaste root@troi06:/home/service# php -v
2016-01-06 18:42:24 copypaste PHP 7.0.1-5+deb.sury.org~trusty+1 (cli) ( NTS )
2016-01-06 18:42:26 copypaste are you sure?
2016-01-06 18:42:32 copypaste why do you think it's php5? i uninstalled php5
2016-01-06 18:43:04 n-tech because I still see a lot of files for php5
2016-01-06 18:43:12 n-tech like the service for this is called "php7.0-fpm"
2016-01-06 18:43:12 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 18:43:17 copypaste it could be old modules
2016-01-06 18:43:18 n-tech i thought it was a way around php5
2016-01-06 18:43:28 copypaste even if i remove php5 it won't change the service name
2016-01-06 18:43:32 n-tech Loading composer repositories with package information
2016-01-06 18:43:32 n-tech Updating dependencies (including require-dev)
2016-01-06 18:43:32 n-tech Your requirements could not be resolved to an installable set of packages.
2016-01-06 18:43:32 n-tech Problem 1
2016-01-06 18:43:32 n-tech - The requested PHP extension ext-gd * is missing from your system. Install or enable PHP's gd extension.
2016-01-06 18:43:34 n-tech Problem 2
2016-01-06 18:43:35 copypaste did you install another package?
2016-01-06 18:43:36 n-tech - stripe/stripe-php v2.3.0 requires ext-curl * -> the requested PHP extension curl is missing from your system.
2016-01-06 18:43:36 copypaste ok
2016-01-06 18:43:39 n-tech but I did enable these
2016-01-06 18:43:46 copypaste i'll install php-curl and php-gd
2016-01-06 18:44:04 copypaste The following extra packages will be installed:
2016-01-06 18:44:04 copypaste php7.0-curl php7.0-gd
2016-01-06 18:44:04 copypaste The following NEW packages will be installed:
2016-01-06 18:44:04 copypaste php-curl php-gd php7.0-curl php7.0-gd
2016-01-06 18:44:20 copypaste so now php-curl refers to php7.0-curl as a metapackage
2016-01-06 18:44:35 copypaste i'm not sure you know much about debian's packaging system, it's a bit complicated
2016-01-06 18:44:49 copypaste there are meta packages, and dependencies, and recommended packages, and so forth
2016-01-06 18:44:51 copypaste that install is done
2016-01-06 18:45:09 n-tech bingo, got it, it's updating
2016-01-06 18:45:23 n-tech https://github.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/commit/4f685ea14a2ca60fffd67165b2b3f87223e5e125
2016-01-06 18:45:24 copypaste cool
2016-01-06 18:45:30 copypaste when i installed php7, it triggered a conflict
2016-01-06 18:45:36 copypaste so it removed some php5 components
2016-01-06 18:45:36 n-tech wew just notice
2016-01-06 18:45:41 n-tech I committed a temp file
2016-01-06 18:45:48 n-tech i make stupid mistakes all the time with my repo
2016-01-06 18:45:52 n-tech my commit history is sloppy as shit
2016-01-06 18:45:57 copypaste so i read
2016-01-06 18:46:02 copypaste czaks was basically calling you an idiot
2016-01-06 18:46:06 n-tech hahahaha
2016-01-06 18:46:21 n-tech he was talking about next's repo?
2016-01-06 18:46:31 copypaste no, he said you made a commit which i backported to vichan
2016-01-06 18:46:39 copypaste but since it was all "bundled" in one commit he couldn't revert it
2016-01-06 18:46:43 copypaste wihout causing a big conflict
2016-01-06 18:46:48 n-tech oh yeah and he wanted to undo all of my work for some reason
2016-01-06 18:46:49 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 18:46:52 copypaste yeah
2016-01-06 18:46:56 n-tech i guess to say fuck you for trying
2016-01-06 18:47:00 copypaste probably for no reason
2016-01-06 18:47:04 n-tech my board list isn't acceptable it's too apple os x 2
2016-01-06 18:47:05 copypaste considering the vichan patches you made are greaet
2016-01-06 18:47:08 copypaste lol
2016-01-06 18:47:19 copypaste and then he props up my fork
2016-01-06 18:47:22 copypaste he's lost it
2016-01-06 18:47:26 n-tech they've all lost it
2016-01-06 18:47:34 copypaste i can give him maintainership if he wants
2016-01-06 18:47:35 n-tech like what the fuck, we decided to write a new imageboard
2016-01-06 18:47:38 copypaste maybe i'll offer when we're done here
2016-01-06 18:47:39 copypaste lol
2016-01-06 18:47:41 n-tech and all of these fucking weirdos come out of nowhere
2016-01-06 18:47:44 n-tech with their own thing
2016-01-06 18:47:47 n-tech even the werchan guy shills
2016-01-06 18:47:49 n-tech to this day
2016-01-06 18:47:51 n-tech it's fucking madness
2016-01-06 18:47:53 copypaste werchan hahaha
2016-01-06 18:47:58 copypaste plan9 chan without attachments
2016-01-06 18:48:00 copypaste fucking lel
2016-01-06 18:48:13 n-tech but it's not harmful like PHP
2016-01-06 18:48:16 n-tech databases are harmful
2016-01-06 18:48:19 n-tech attachments are harmful
2016-01-06 18:48:21 n-tech banning is harmful
2016-01-06 18:48:25 n-tech literally everything has ebola
2016-01-06 18:48:26 n-tech and is harmful
2016-01-06 18:48:34 n-tech except bash. bash is sacred.
2016-01-06 18:48:39 n-tech we need a fucking Temple OS imageboard
2016-01-06 18:48:42 n-tech G-D's Chosen
2016-01-06 18:50:03 copypaste first you'd have to implement a networking stack
2016-01-06 18:50:07 copypaste TCP/IP from 0
2016-01-06 18:50:24 n-tech wut
2016-01-06 18:50:29 n-tech tos doesn't network?
2016-01-06 18:50:31 copypaste templeOS has no networking
2016-01-06 18:50:34 copypaste correct
2016-01-06 18:50:38 n-tech what in g-d's name has terry been doing for the last 15 fucking years
2016-01-06 18:50:47 copypaste everything except networking
2016-01-06 18:50:53 n-tech is this intentional?
2016-01-06 18:50:54 copypaste templeOS has a lot of very complicated games
2016-01-06 18:51:16 copypaste * The vision is the same usage model and niche as the Commodore 64 -- a
2016-01-06 18:51:16 copypaste non-networked, simple machine where programming was the goal, not just a means
2016-01-06 18:51:16 copypaste to an end. However, it is modern, 64-bit and multi-cored. It is special
2016-01-06 18:51:16 copypaste purpose, not general purpose, so some things it will not do. Also, it's a
2016-01-06 18:51:16 copypaste kayak, not a Titanic. The priority is user developers, not 3rd party developers.
2016-01-06 18:51:24 copypaste from the TempleOS Charter: http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Doc/Charter.html
2016-01-06 18:52:04 n-tech okay what if
2016-01-06 18:52:09 n-tech can it do bash?
2016-01-06 18:52:25 copypaste it cannot
2016-01-06 18:52:26 n-tech setup temple os, install werchan
2016-01-06 18:52:28 n-tech FUCK
2016-01-06 18:52:28 copypaste it has its own shell language
2016-01-06 18:52:36 copypaste called HolyC
2016-01-06 18:52:38 n-tech lol
2016-01-06 18:52:48 copypaste i've written programs in templeos before
2016-01-06 18:52:59 n-tech you need to try and convert werchan to holyc
2016-01-06 18:53:06 n-tech and then use nginx to talk to templeos on the network
2016-01-06 18:53:07 n-tech wait
2016-01-06 18:53:12 n-tech it can't even like
2016-01-06 18:53:17 n-tech talk to a computer sitting next to it
2016-01-06 18:53:18 n-tech can it
2016-01-06 18:53:20 copypaste it has no C compiler, no
2016-01-06 18:53:28 copypaste and no, it has no networking, even local networking
2016-01-06 18:53:31 copypaste which is still TCP/IP
2016-01-06 18:53:37 n-tech it's like terry's mind
2016-01-06 18:53:41 n-tech completely detatched from the rest of the world
2016-01-06 18:53:42 copypaste it does have drivers for serial devices
2016-01-06 18:53:46 copypaste so i guess...
2016-01-06 18:53:54 copypaste you'd have to really hack this together though
2016-01-06 18:54:28 copypaste you could also compile the binary for bash on an otuside compiler (or compile a C compiler on an outside compiler, write that to a disk with templeOS installed, then use hte compiler to compile bash)
2016-01-06 18:54:38 copypaste and use that to run werchan
2016-01-06 18:54:54 copypaste then you would use templeOS's support for serial devices to ferry requests to templeOS and responses to the webserver
2016-01-06 18:55:01 copypaste there, it can be done.
2016-01-06 18:55:33 copypaste however, by adding a C compiler to templeOS you've broken a lot of what terry has done
2016-01-06 18:55:37 copypaste and he wouldn't like that at all
2016-01-06 18:55:56 n-tech we would fork temple os to the satanic temple os
2016-01-06 18:56:09 n-tech with built in C compilers
2016-01-06 18:56:18 n-tech C for Csatan
2016-01-06 18:56:37 copypaste this is still all non trivial btw
2016-01-06 18:56:58 copypaste bash uses standard POSIX devices for input and output, and standard POSIX conventions
2016-01-06 18:57:02 copypaste all of which do not exist on templeos
2016-01-06 18:57:09 copypaste templeos has no 'standard in' and 'standard out'
2016-01-06 18:57:13 copypaste much less 'standard error'
2016-01-06 18:57:30 copypaste templeos does not view files as streams, or as having modes
2016-01-06 18:57:35 copypaste there is no /dev, there is no /proc
2016-01-06 18:57:56 copypaste so you would need to also write a POSIX compatibility layer for templeos
2016-01-06 18:58:01 copypaste besides just porting a C compiler
2016-01-06 18:58:19 n-tech oh, is the new webserver setup?
2016-01-06 18:58:21 n-tech for the mobile requests
2016-01-06 18:58:23 n-tech er
2016-01-06 18:58:24 n-tech media
2016-01-06 18:58:37 copypaste i was going to use the nginx running already on troi06
2016-01-06 18:58:46 copypaste is php-fpm running? i can quickly proxy it and see if it runs
2016-01-06 18:58:53 n-tech I thought you wanted to setup the load balancer?
2016-01-06 18:58:56 n-tech yea you can
2016-01-06 18:59:00 copypaste what load balancer?
2016-01-06 18:59:06 n-tech 8chan's
2016-01-06 18:59:08 copypaste we're using m.8ch.net as the URL
2016-01-06 18:59:15 copypaste m.8ch.net points directly to troi06
2016-01-06 18:59:18 copypaste just like media.8ch.net
2016-01-06 18:59:21 copypaste for the live site
2016-01-06 18:59:26 n-tech ah ok
2016-01-06 19:00:01 n-tech It does work but we're going to need some way to kill regular requests
2016-01-06 19:00:50 copypaste kill...?
2016-01-06 19:00:53 copypaste sorry i don't understand
2016-01-06 19:00:59 copypaste oh!
2016-01-06 19:01:01 copypaste just like media.
2016-01-06 19:01:08 copypaste really i was planning on just copying media. config
2016-01-06 19:01:24 n-tech wait no
2016-01-06 19:01:31 n-tech it forwards me to 8ch.net
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste location ~* \.(png|gif|jpg|jpeg|pdf|swf|webm|mp4|zip|7z|tar|gz|bz2|xz|txt)$ {
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste #return 503;
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste root /home/service/www/http;
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste #add_header Access-Control-Allow-Origin "https://8chan.co http://8chan.co https://www.8chan.co http://www.8chan.co http://hatechan.co";
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste add_header Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*";
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste add_header Access-Control-Allow-Methods "GET";
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste #index index.html index.htm index.php;
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste }
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste location / {
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste #return 503;
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste return 301 https://8ch.net;
2016-01-06 19:01:33 copypaste }
2016-01-06 19:01:34 n-tech and yes that's what I mean
2016-01-06 19:02:05 n-tech yeah we can try that too
2016-01-06 19:02:06 n-tech g ahead
2016-01-06 19:02:21 copypaste ok, but i need to proxy php
2016-01-06 19:02:24 copypaste do you have a config i can use?
2016-01-06 19:02:34 copypaste it's different than the simple one used by 8chan
2016-01-06 19:02:49 copypaste i know it uses some X-Accel thing
2016-01-06 19:03:00 n-tech ohhh, the nginx config
2016-01-06 19:03:01 n-tech yea
2016-01-06 19:04:21 copypaste btw http://www.koreakonsult.com/tourTable_2016_eng.html
2016-01-06 19:04:22 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/by3q6
2016-01-06 19:04:27 copypaste your dreams can come true
2016-01-06 19:05:01 n-tech oh I know they exist, haha
2016-01-06 19:05:05 n-tech if you have enough money you can go
2016-01-06 19:05:07 n-tech that's all they want
2016-01-06 19:05:22 n-tech I would go wit Ron if he wanted lol
2016-01-06 19:05:24 copypaste for some reason i doubt the DPRK is accessible
2016-01-06 19:05:29 copypaste you'll have to go without me
2016-01-06 19:05:46 copypaste they have no commercial reason to allow cripples in, and no legal one
2016-01-06 19:06:04 copypaste i could go if i brought 2 people whose job it were just to carry me around, which would be funny
2016-01-06 19:06:11 copypaste but they would likely not approve that
2016-01-06 19:06:51 n-tech you'd inevitably end up pissing someone off
2016-01-06 19:06:59 copypaste oh sure, it's in my nature
2016-01-06 19:07:08 copypaste i couldn't even follow the traffic rules the entire time we were in japan
2016-01-06 19:07:09 copypaste so it goes
2016-01-06 19:08:55 n-tech wait shit i just broke all the images
2016-01-06 19:08:58 n-tech quick get the nginx going
2016-01-06 19:09:00 n-tech :---DD
2016-01-06 19:09:03 copypaste ?
2016-01-06 19:09:10 n-tech i started forwarding the images
2016-01-06 19:09:10 copypaste what do i need to do
2016-01-06 19:09:17 n-tech you asked for the config
2016-01-06 19:09:20 copypaste oh
2016-01-06 19:09:20 n-tech so you could set up the m
2016-01-06 19:09:26 copypaste and ?
2016-01-06 19:09:27 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/by3q6
2016-01-06 19:09:33 copypaste yea
2016-01-06 19:09:40 copypaste you broke all 8chan's iamges? how?
2016-01-06 19:09:47 n-tech mine
2016-01-06 19:09:47 n-tech beta
2016-01-06 19:09:49 n-tech they point to m
2016-01-06 19:09:51 copypaste o ok
2016-01-06 19:09:54 copypaste ok i'll get going
2016-01-06 19:16:14 copypaste i started it and m.8ch.net appears to do nothing?
2016-01-06 19:16:30 copypaste just 404
2016-01-06 19:16:37 n-tech it redirects to 8ch.net still
2016-01-06 19:16:57 copypaste no it doesn't; that was a 301 permanent redirect
2016-01-06 19:17:00 copypaste browsers cache those
2016-01-06 19:17:27 n-tech oh you wanted me to put the config in troi06's
2016-01-06 19:18:41 copypaste what
2016-01-06 19:18:43 copypaste i did already
2016-01-06 19:18:49 copypaste it doesn't work
2016-01-06 19:18:51 copypaste m.8ch.net 404's
2016-01-06 19:18:59 copypaste see for yourself by editing /etc/nginx/nginx.conf on troi06
2016-01-06 19:19:15 copypaste nano is installed
2016-01-06 19:21:25 n-tech 2016/01/06 03:23:08 [error] 2686#0: *2852 connect() failed (111: Connection refused) while connecting to upstream, client: [ip removed], server: m.8ch.net, request: "GET /file/thumb/2954973/1450482518-0.png HTTP/1.1", upstream: "fastcgi://127.0.0.1:9000", host: "m.8ch.net", referrer: "https://beta.8ch.net/ashleyj/catalog/"
2016-01-06 19:21:56 copypaste okay
2016-01-06 19:21:59 copypaste where was that written?
2016-01-06 19:22:03 n-tech nginx error
2016-01-06 19:22:06 copypaste i couldn't find anything about m8ch
2016-01-06 19:22:11 copypaste in /var/log/nginx/error.log
2016-01-06 19:22:16 n-tech yes
2016-01-06 19:22:17 n-tech tail -f it
2016-01-06 19:22:21 n-tech it's hitting like 100 requests a second
2016-01-06 19:22:25 copypaste oh ok
2016-01-06 19:22:27 copypaste i see now
2016-01-06 19:23:19 copypaste i know the issue
2016-01-06 19:23:21 copypaste for a while
2016-01-06 19:23:39 n-tech what needs to be done?
2016-01-06 19:25:17 copypaste there we go, white page
2016-01-06 19:25:21 copypaste that's something
2016-01-06 19:25:31 copypaste php-fpm was not correctly configured, now it is and now it works
2016-01-06 19:25:43 copypaste "works" - white page, but not nginx 404
2016-01-06 19:25:45 copypaste that means it gets to php
2016-01-06 19:31:55 n-tech all those requests are coming in for media.8
2016-01-06 19:31:56 n-tech not m.8
2016-01-06 19:32:02 n-tech if i grep m.8 i get no results even if i f5
2016-01-06 19:32:14 copypaste that was what i said
2016-01-06 19:32:45 copypaste but yet m.8 white pages
2016-01-06 19:32:48 copypaste and media.8 doesnt
2016-01-06 19:32:50 copypaste so they're different
2016-01-06 19:47:17 n-tech I've reset the media URL on the beta site and I think I'm going to crash
2016-01-06 19:47:22 n-tech I stayed up way too late today haha
2016-01-06 19:47:34 copypaste sure, we can pick this up again tomorrow
2016-01-06 19:47:58 n-tech yeah, feel free to play with it. i don't think nginx is even responding because i trid to terminate early with an nginx text response
2016-01-06 19:48:01 n-tech and that didn't even show up
2016-01-06 19:48:05 n-tech that config file is a bit wonky
2016-01-06 19:48:10 copypaste ye
2016-01-06 19:48:15 n-tech see ya tomorrow
2016-01-07 07:38:07 n-tech yo when you're awake let me know
2016-01-07 10:52:28 n-tech SQLSTATE[08006] [7] FATAL: no pg_hba.conf entry for host "[ip removed]", user "service", database "next", SSL off
2016-01-07 10:52:30 n-tech this is my erro
2016-01-07 10:52:31 n-tech r
2016-01-07 11:26:51 n-tech I might move
2016-01-07 11:26:56 n-tech She wants me to pay the $40/mo Association dues
2016-01-07 11:27:01 n-tech My rent is probably already higher than it needs to be
2016-01-07 11:27:32 copypaste threaten that
2016-01-07 11:27:48 n-tech This bill also has the dues for December and September
2016-01-07 11:27:59 n-tech if they expect me to pay that too I will absolutely threaten them and not clean this shit up if I do leave
2016-01-07 11:33:07 copypaste 06 should have access now
2016-01-07 11:33:12 copypaste i got it
2016-01-07 11:40:39 n-tech it works
2016-01-07 11:41:06 copypaste sweet
2016-01-07 12:01:13 n-tech I figured it out
2016-01-07 12:01:16 n-tech check the beta
2016-01-07 12:01:18 n-tech the site is loading fast
2016-01-07 12:01:34 n-tech at least I hope it is ; ;
2016-01-07 12:02:21 n-tech fuuuck come on, I thought I had it
2016-01-07 12:02:23 n-tech It was doing so well
2016-01-07 12:02:32 n-tech then I run a diagnostic on it, get good numbers
2016-01-07 12:02:34 n-tech and it's slow again
2016-01-07 12:03:18 copypaste ;;
2016-01-07 12:27:33 n-tech PgSQL connections are taking 50 seconds
2016-01-07 12:27:47 n-tech TOP is running slow too
2016-01-07 12:27:55 n-tech but the server is fine
2016-01-07 12:30:34 copypaste So is PGSQL overloaded?
2016-01-07 12:30:39 n-tech no
2016-01-07 12:30:41 n-tech 0% server load
2016-01-07 12:30:52 copypaste Oh...
2016-01-07 12:31:06 n-tech Nothing is overloaded
2016-01-07 12:31:12 n-tech PHP just chokes trying to connect
2016-01-07 12:31:23 copypaste That's strange
2016-01-07 12:31:34 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/
2016-01-07 12:31:37 n-tech open this, get my testing message
2016-01-07 12:31:40 n-tech tell me when you see t
2016-01-07 12:31:43 n-tech page should load like instantly
2016-01-07 12:32:57 copypaste took like 1s
2016-01-07 12:33:15 n-tech didn't even take that for me, but now if you refresh
2016-01-07 12:33:19 n-tech you get the application
2016-01-07 12:33:21 n-tech and it's just dragging ass
2016-01-07 12:33:30 n-tech server load is 0%
2016-01-07 12:33:42 n-tech troi08 has about 1% load but
2016-01-07 12:33:49 n-tech every single button press and refresh takes seconds
2016-01-07 12:35:59 n-tech PDOException in Connector.php line 55:
2016-01-07 12:36:00 n-tech SQLSTATE[08006] [7] FATAL: sorry, too many clients already
2016-01-07 12:36:09 n-tech but there's literally no way that's true
2016-01-07 12:38:28 n-tech and I don't think it's a denial of service attack because netstat isn't showing anything
2016-01-07 12:38:32 n-tech pgsql has just decided to shit itself
2016-01-07 12:49:09 n-tech Can you please look at troi08 and help me figure out why this server is completely unresponsive with no load?
2016-01-07 12:49:21 copypaste im tryimg
2016-01-07 12:49:41 copypaste even running vim and top takes multiplw seconds
2016-01-07 12:49:57 copypaste still researching
2016-01-07 12:50:06 n-tech The site is in maintenance mode so there are zero connections from the applications
2016-01-07 12:50:28 copypaste yeah
2016-01-07 12:54:35 n-tech WSID CPU Name Len WMark Disp'd HDisp'd QDrops Queued Handled
2016-01-07 12:54:35 n-tech 0 0 ip 0 82 9266160 0 0 222493597 231759146
2016-01-07 12:54:35 n-tech 0 0 igmp 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2016-01-07 12:54:35 n-tech 0 0 rtsock 0 1 0 0 0 9 9
2016-01-07 12:54:35 n-tech 0 0 arp 0 0 11168 0 0 0 11168
2016-01-07 12:54:37 n-tech 0 0 ether 0 0 9277328 0 0 0 9277328
2016-01-07 12:54:39 n-tech 0 0 ip6 0 87 0 0 0 571177821 571177821
2016-01-07 12:54:47 n-tech Is that saying it has queued billions of IP/IP6 connections
2016-01-07 12:55:30 copypaste i think its ai historical tally
2016-01-07 12:55:50 copypaste not current queue size
2016-01-07 12:58:56 copypaste we can maybe try to reboot this servee
2016-01-07 12:59:07 n-tech try it
2016-01-07 12:59:09 copypaste its been up for months
2016-01-07 12:59:14 copypaste ok
2016-01-07 12:59:25 copypaste youll lose connection
2016-01-07 12:59:28 n-tech could it be a DDoS though? This was the server with its IP leaked
2016-01-07 12:59:29 n-tech alright
2016-01-07 13:11:00 n-tech that's so fucking weird
2016-01-07 13:11:04 n-tech that it just decides not to work randomly
2016-01-07 13:11:31 copypaste i think its a ddos
2016-01-07 13:11:40 copypaste i asked for a new ip
2016-01-07 13:11:51 copypaste i kept losing my shell
2016-01-07 13:12:09 n-tech we should probably move ssh off default ports
2016-01-07 13:12:26 n-tech put it in quiet mode
2016-01-07 14:18:23 n-tech what does it mean if something in ls -l is black and red
2016-01-07 14:32:14 copypaste broken link?
2016-01-07 14:32:23 n-tech dangling smylink, figured it out
2016-01-07 14:32:31 n-tech I made a sym from /srv/ to /export/http/ btw
2016-01-07 14:32:37 copypaste ok
2016-01-07 15:04:50 n-tech I'm now pessimistic
2016-01-07 15:05:07 n-tech The load for the main server is about 20%~40% with just 10 requests per second
2016-01-07 15:05:21 n-tech and the media server is always hitting 100% even though it's not doing anything other than baton passing it back to nginx
2016-01-07 15:06:04 n-tech The process for the media server is really simple, it's not doing much more other than checking for the file's existance
2016-01-07 15:08:08 n-tech I mean I have no explanation for this now. I can continually try and chip off load by optimizing things and removing work from the server but like
2016-01-07 15:08:24 n-tech assuming we were getting 10 times as many requests the server would be completely overloaded
2016-01-07 16:16:17 copypaste the media server always hits 100%
2016-01-07 16:16:24 copypaste that's fine, don't worry about it
2016-01-07 16:16:30 copypaste you'll see it still replies quickly
2016-01-07 16:16:51 copypaste i'm not sure why top reports that way on troi06, but it does
2016-01-07 16:33:20 n-tech https://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/4383#4412
2016-01-07 16:33:29 n-tech i hope the guy posting that is the Stannis guy
2016-01-07 16:33:33 n-tech who donated like, more than you
2016-01-07 16:33:34 n-tech lol
2016-01-07 16:33:40 n-tech I have no idea who he is
2016-01-07 16:33:44 n-tech but I hope that guy likes it
2016-01-07 16:34:05 n-tech I only know he's Canadian because I saw his flag once
2016-01-07 16:35:55 copypaste m8chan seems to work well
2016-01-07 16:35:58 copypaste matechan
2016-01-07 16:36:00 copypaste lol
2016-01-07 16:36:07 n-tech matechan?
2016-01-07 16:36:10 copypaste m.8ch.net
2016-01-07 16:36:16 n-tech ahhh
2016-01-07 16:36:26 n-tech yeah, it's okay. I think it's a bit slow though. might need to review how that works
2016-01-07 16:36:41 copypaste don't really matter if media is slow, text is more important
2016-01-07 16:36:45 copypaste at least, for right now
2016-01-07 16:36:55 n-tech >imageboard
2016-01-07 16:36:58 n-tech
2016-01-07 16:37:07 copypaste the images work
2016-01-07 16:37:08 copypaste just slowly
2016-01-07 16:37:09 copypaste :^)
2016-01-07 16:37:18 copypaste and it's not that bad either
2016-01-07 16:37:23 n-tech page loads are under a second
2016-01-07 16:37:24 n-tech I'm happy
2016-01-07 16:37:27 copypaste yee
2016-01-07 16:37:33 copypaste i think before troi08 was under some kind of attack
2016-01-07 16:37:36 copypaste i couldn't even reboot the server
2016-01-07 16:37:40 copypaste first i lost my shell
2016-01-07 16:37:44 copypaste then i couldn't establish one
2016-01-07 16:37:47 n-tech either that or it was having a panic attack or something
2016-01-07 16:37:48 copypaste i put in a request for a new ip for it
2016-01-07 16:38:01 n-tech I didn't see that much going on in netstat
2016-01-07 16:38:01 copypaste next time that happens try to ping it
2016-01-07 16:38:03 copypaste i also forgot to do that
2016-01-07 16:38:20 copypaste it will tell you how long icmp takes and if any packets goo missing
2016-01-07 16:59:51 n-tech what were the details to t12
2016-01-07 17:00:00 n-tech I'm going to try a small redirect range
2016-01-07 17:00:05 copypaste sweet
2016-01-07 17:00:14 copypaste troi12.nttec.com
2016-01-07 17:00:14 copypaste admin/root [pw removed]
2016-01-07 17:00:24 copypaste log in first as admin, then su
2016-01-07 17:02:53 n-tech I can't communicate with 12 at all
2016-01-07 17:03:07 copypaste oh
2016-01-07 17:03:09 copypaste its ip is...
2016-01-07 17:03:30 copypaste [ip removed]
2016-01-07 17:47:23 n-tech I can't believe it was so straight forward
2016-01-07 17:47:26 n-tech I think the answer is simple
2016-01-07 17:47:35 n-tech I've set a static number of processes on the webserver
2016-01-07 17:47:36 n-tech 8.
2016-01-07 17:47:43 n-tech not 20, 50, 100, 200
2016-01-07 17:47:45 n-tech 1 per core
2016-01-07 17:47:48 n-tech I think that's all it needs
2016-01-07 17:48:15 n-tech anything more and it starts fighting over itself
2016-01-07 17:55:18 n-tech ohhh godddd it's starting to work I think
2016-01-07 17:56:26 copypaste :D
2016-01-07 18:04:02 copypaste cool, ggrevolt is forwarding
2016-01-07 18:04:04 copypaste /vir/ and so on
2016-01-07 18:04:22 n-tech yeah, the requested ones
2016-01-07 18:04:31 copypaste what's the current tps?
2016-01-07 18:04:35 copypaste do you have ngxtop running?
2016-01-07 18:04:46 copypaste since it takes a lot of cpu i don't want to run two instances of it
2016-01-07 18:05:17 n-tech only between like 15~25 but CPU is at 80%. It's extremely eradic.
2016-01-07 18:05:24 n-tech We were getting 80% at 60 TPS
2016-01-07 18:05:30 n-tech so there's like, no real correlation
2016-01-07 18:05:35 copypaste yeah, top isn't perfect
2016-01-07 18:05:47 copypaste let's try to double it
2016-01-07 18:05:59 copypaste throw /b/ onto it and see if it crashes imo
2016-01-07 18:06:22 copypaste then see if we can maintain that for 6 hours before migrating moar
2016-01-07 18:06:22 n-tech It cannot possibly be too stressed because I am getting 100ms front page responses
2016-01-07 18:06:23 n-tech lol
2016-01-07 18:06:27 copypaste indeed
2016-01-07 18:06:31 copypaste that's why i say to throw /b/ on it
2016-01-07 18:06:44 n-tech ayy lmao
2016-01-07 18:07:10 n-tech done
2016-01-07 18:07:15 copypaste good, look at tps
2016-01-07 18:07:17 copypaste did it spiike?
2016-01-07 18:07:41 n-tech it went down
2016-01-07 18:07:47 copypaste if the site crashes take /b/ off and try a smaller board
2016-01-07 18:07:48 n-tech they're definitely being forwarded but it's only at like 10 now
2016-01-07 18:07:50 copypaste like a /tech/
2016-01-07 18:07:54 copypaste ok
2016-01-07 18:08:41 n-tech yeah i want to say that's no good but I can't understand why
2016-01-07 18:08:43 n-tech we do have resources for it
2016-01-07 18:09:12 copypaste we have to at least prove 100tps over a few hours with the current infrastructure
2016-01-07 18:09:21 copypaste because that can be added onto to 800
2016-01-07 18:09:25 copypaste which = 8chan is saved
2016-01-07 18:10:37 n-tech That's not going to happen, just then we were at like, 15
2016-01-07 18:12:04 copypaste then have to try to continue to figure out why it's can't happen, or just give up
2016-01-07 18:12:17 copypaste buying more servers isn't an option, so those are the only options
2016-01-07 18:18:59 copypaste i don't really understand what else you want me to do, direct all 8 servers when 15*8=120; or 14% of the tps i see in ngxtop, so with simple math i can see it won't work. i'm happy to look into anything you think may be the cause of the problem, or even try completely different configurations (of the existing hardware) to see if we can produce a working site for users...
2016-01-07 18:19:13 copypaste 14% might even be generous considering that media and PSQL are separate
2016-01-07 18:19:46 copypaste but i can't just authorize reinstalls of all servers when it doesn't add up like this
2016-01-07 18:19:47 n-tech dunno. I've been working with the environment and the software for a week straight now and I can't get these numbers you want.
2016-01-07 18:20:01 n-tech The easiest thing to say at this point is that 8chan does not have the hardware required to run a dynamic site with the number of users it has.
2016-01-07 18:20:15 n-tech Either I'm making egregious and non-obvious mistakes or that's the case.
2016-01-07 18:20:24 copypaste i'm not really sure 8chan has that many users
2016-01-07 18:20:37 copypaste from where would they even come? the site has been in failure mode for over 5 months
2016-01-07 18:21:25 copypaste 835 tps ("transactions per second") might seem impressive, but 2channel gets that just in posts and it has only triple the servers
2016-01-07 18:21:27 n-tech Then PHP is bottlenecking on something I can't see. Sometimes I get my request in 100ms, sometimes I get it in 800ms.
2016-01-07 18:21:37 copypaste and for our purposes is "dynamic", read.cgi is dynamic, both the old one and the haskell one
2016-01-07 18:22:21 n-tech One sec.
2016-01-07 18:22:23 copypaste ok
2016-01-07 18:23:57 copypaste i don't think i'm the only one who thinks 8chan has enough servers...imagine if my 14% figure with 8 servers is correct, it means we need around 57 servers for full load right now...57 servers for a site that gets 4k posts per hour and is used by some pedos and neckbeards, it just doesn't seem reasonable to me
2016-01-07 18:24:13 n-tech But you've ignored what I've said before
2016-01-07 18:24:16 copypaste which is?
2016-01-07 18:24:19 n-tech i don't think those numbers directly correlate
2016-01-07 18:24:22 copypaste why not?
2016-01-07 18:24:29 n-tech Because we had the same load with 60 TPS
2016-01-07 18:24:39 copypaste that's why i brought it to crash
2016-01-07 18:24:46 copypaste i don't trust top, just binary is up/is down
2016-01-07 18:24:55 copypaste and how many transactions per second it takes to switch from is up to is down
2016-01-07 18:25:02 copypaste that tends to be much more static
2016-01-07 18:27:07 n-tech https://blackfire.io/profiles/31ddde4e-1a7f-4d30-981e-39bc0f809e0b/graph
2016-01-07 18:27:46 n-tech This is Blackfire. This is what I use to debug.
2016-01-07 18:27:56 n-tech There is absolutely nothing further that I can do to reduce the load of Next.
2016-01-07 18:28:06 n-tech I can cache more stuff, maybe?
2016-01-07 18:28:14 n-tech Figure out a different way to handle requests?
2016-01-07 18:28:21 n-tech I mean, I can see this shit on a very granular level
2016-01-07 18:28:25 n-tech I understand what everything is doing
2016-01-07 18:28:36 n-tech I do not know what else I can do to make the software load faster
2016-01-07 18:28:42 n-tech or more effecienctly
2016-01-07 18:29:29 n-tech like I just refreshed the homepage and got it back in 80ms
2016-01-07 18:32:19 copypaste so perhaps the network, or the SQL connection is unreliable
2016-01-07 18:32:27 copypaste or perhaps anything else it connects to
2016-01-07 18:32:33 copypaste redis
2016-01-07 18:32:50 copypaste that's what normally causes variable response times
2016-01-07 18:34:01 copypaste the only way to know which it is is to measure it
2016-01-07 18:34:09 n-tech Redis is on the same server, Postgres would show up in DB times
2016-01-07 18:34:22 n-tech when it slowed to a crawl my 50 second page load times reflected 49 seconds of querying
2016-01-07 18:34:53 copypaste of querying ... psotgres?
2016-01-07 18:35:17 n-tech yes. because it wasn't responding at all.
2016-01-07 18:35:20 n-tech remember? this happened today.
2016-01-07 18:35:22 n-tech we couldn't connect
2016-01-07 18:35:36 copypaste yeah, but i thought we already determined that was due to some network problem
2016-01-07 18:35:36 n-tech i'm saying that the connection to pgsql is not unstable because I can see the 10ms responses for all queries
2016-01-07 18:35:41 n-tech yes
2016-01-07 18:35:44 copypaste i wonder what caused it to crash when we just redirected /b/ to it
2016-01-07 18:35:46 n-tech so it's not a network problem with postgres
2016-01-07 18:35:50 n-tech no idea
2016-01-07 18:35:57 n-tech here's a cloud
2016-01-07 18:36:00 n-tech there's*
2016-01-07 18:36:06 n-tech that lingers over between the request and php
2016-01-07 18:36:11 n-tech and sometimes it loads instantly
2016-01-07 18:36:15 n-tech and sometimes it loads slowly
2016-01-07 18:36:20 n-tech and i can't pierce it on production to see why
2016-01-07 18:36:28 n-tech theoretically speaking looking at my tests locally
2016-01-07 18:36:30 n-tech it should be fine
2016-01-07 18:38:03 copypaste none of this changes the fact that we have to witness it hold up to serious load before we install it on more servers
2016-01-07 18:38:22 n-tech that's fine, but i'm telling you i've done everything i can
2016-01-07 18:38:31 n-tech if you want to just give up let me know. i've exhausted everything I can think of
2016-01-07 18:38:50 n-tech I've done nothing else for a week except try to set up 8chan and it does not meet what you say it has to
2016-01-07 18:39:19 copypaste not just what i say it has to, what it mathematically has to to run on the current hardware, beyond no doubt
2016-01-07 18:41:09 copypaste i've learned this way of testing things from 2ch, because it's exactly what they did for their penguin (new software codename) switchover
2016-01-07 18:41:48 copypaste determine the maximum transactions per second before the application crashes, continue building upon that until it meets or exceeds what they already have
2016-01-07 18:42:00 n-tech dude i'm not arguing the math
2016-01-07 18:42:03 n-tech i'm saying this isn't going to work
2016-01-07 18:42:14 n-tech unless you can give me an idea to improve the environment or figure out what the problem is
2016-01-07 18:42:24 n-tech there is a foot wide gap between where it is and where it needs to be
2016-01-07 18:42:31 n-tech and it's not going to connect unless something moves it
2016-01-07 18:49:15 copypaste i think that caching responses with varnish will help (or total responses); even 8chan which is completely static degrades to 33% of performance without varnish
2016-01-07 18:49:40 n-tech okay, set it up. laravel gives every user a cookie though.
2016-01-07 18:49:43 copypaste whether redis is as optimized as a cache or not, i'm not sure; i only ever used it as a job queue, but since we've seen no benefit from using it switching back to memcached would also make sense
2016-01-07 18:50:52 copypaste it doesn't matter what laravel does as long as it gives us some way to distinguish between logged in and logged out users
2016-01-07 18:51:00 copypaste varnish can selectively drop cookies
2016-01-07 18:51:04 copypaste or ignore them entirely, thru VCL
2016-01-07 18:52:58 copypaste if even varnish doesn't work, i suppose we'll just have to concede that the infinity next project was a total failure, and then rapidly run through the 2 plans B i presented (read.php 2 & lynxchan, in that order); and then if both of those fail, present all findings to 8chan's actual owner and recommend termination and then see how he reacts
2016-01-07 18:53:27 copypaste and by we i mean me of course, since your involvement likely ends after that
2016-01-07 18:54:53 copypaste so i may as well explain quickly how varnish works so there are no surprises
2016-01-07 18:55:24 copypaste varnish has its own programming language called VCL, via VCL you explain the exact situation upon which a request should be cached or passed to downstream
2016-01-07 18:55:49 copypaste for example, you can say that if the header "Nocache" is set, not to cache, or if the cookie "Username" is set to something other than null, likewise, and so on
2016-01-07 18:56:10 copypaste you also set up a PURGE route to the varnish server, which is a normal http request using the magic word PURGE and the route to purge
2016-01-07 18:56:23 copypaste 8chan sends about 50 or so purge requests every minute
2016-01-07 18:56:52 n-tech the problem with your plan is that it is a cure to a problem i do not understand
2016-01-07 18:56:55 copypaste you typically sandwich varnish in the centre, like so, nginx -> varnish -> downstream nginx&php
2016-01-07 18:56:58 n-tech with 8chan it's simple. you know the problem.
2016-01-07 18:57:02 n-tech what is the problem here?
2016-01-07 18:57:10 n-tech the site is demonstrating to me it can render a document in 100ms
2016-01-07 18:57:14 copypaste the problem is that for some unknown reason, under load page generation takes too long
2016-01-07 18:57:18 n-tech but then sometimes it chooces to render in 800ms.
2016-01-07 18:57:22 copypaste basically the same problem 8chan had
2016-01-07 18:57:29 copypaste it's not just sometimes, it's specifically under load
2016-01-07 19:00:18 copypaste oh
2016-01-07 19:00:24 copypaste for some reason 8ch.net/main.js is redirecting to the beta site
2016-01-07 19:00:27 copypaste it shouldn't do that
2016-01-07 19:02:02 copypaste also, it doesn't really matter why page generation takes "too long", whether it's due to the disks thrashing or if it's due to the PHP magic not being quite as magical, by offloading a big part of the requests to varnish you save the php interpreter or the disks to do their normal work
2016-01-07 19:02:16 copypaste according to wikipedia, facebook and so on use it, which i'm not surprised about
2016-01-07 19:02:29 n-tech you're talking weeks of free development time to get this working now.
2016-01-07 19:02:53 n-tech and even then it's not set in stone
2016-01-07 19:03:00 n-tech will it work with varnish? how reliably?
2016-01-07 19:03:03 n-tech who knows
2016-01-07 19:03:45 copypaste so quit then, and go back to florida, or whatever; if you think that we've exhausted all possible options and it's not salvageable, i won't try to convince you and stay
2016-01-07 19:04:21 copypaste at the end of the day you're the one that has to explain it to your backers and the 8chan users, so if you think they'll handle it well (or if you don't care how they'll handle it)
2016-01-07 19:04:53 n-tech Well it doesn't matter how well I explain things, you tend to throw people under the bus when their usefulness runs out
2016-01-07 19:05:15 n-tech You've done it before with me
2016-01-07 19:07:44 copypaste even if i wanted to do that, it surely wouldn't work this time, considering i backed your project both spiritually and financially and defended it repeatedly; all that's left to do is what i wrote above
2016-01-07 19:08:38 copypaste it's unfortunate you're quitting, but i even understand why; if you don't think varnish has a chance of working (or worse yet, your money has run out and your landlord is demanding ever more fees and rents) there's really nothing i can do
2016-01-07 19:09:00 copypaste i might even try to struggle with it a bit myself (although that likely will go nowhere if you couldn't figure it out)
2016-01-07 19:10:06 n-tech I didn't say I'm quitting, I'm evaluating everything there is
2016-01-07 19:11:26 n-tech 8chan would probably die if this fails
2016-01-07 19:11:42 n-tech I have no faith in vichan being able to stumble back with a read.php and Lynx can't get posting to work
2016-01-07 19:11:48 copypaste almost certainly, the plans B are merely for show so i can say i tried everything
2016-01-07 19:11:58 copypaste just like when an airplane is crashing and everyone braces
2016-01-07 19:12:07 copypaste it won't actually save anyone, but at least we tried
2016-01-07 19:12:12 n-tech throughout all of my experimentation I can say posting is a very critical part of an imageboard
2016-01-07 19:14:18 copypaste i think it might even be wise to take a break of 24 to 48 hours and come back with a fresh mind and clean slate
2016-01-07 19:14:38 copypaste considering we've (and especially, you've) been working on this for a week straight
2016-01-07 19:15:33 n-tech it feels like there's something obvious I'm just not thinking of
2016-01-07 19:15:57 copypaste indeed
2016-01-07 19:16:20 n-tech it worked better during the beta too
2016-01-07 19:16:26 copypaste yep, it did
2016-01-07 19:16:32 n-tech what was different
2016-01-07 19:16:38 n-tech we used an older version of php
2016-01-07 19:16:49 n-tech the query times aren't any different anymore
2016-01-07 19:16:55 n-tech /sp/ was using it constantly
2016-01-07 19:17:12 n-tech we had memcached and pgsql
2016-01-07 19:17:19 n-tech pgsql was on the same(?) server
2016-01-07 19:17:21 copypaste yeah, i don't think redis worked at all
2016-01-07 19:17:30 n-tech is memcached still installed?
2016-01-07 19:17:30 copypaste it didn't help that's for sure
2016-01-07 19:17:32 copypaste yes
2016-01-07 19:17:40 copypaste i only uninstall things if the disk is full, typically
2016-01-07 19:18:17 copypaste i'm not sure that redis is optimized for what we're doing with it either
2016-01-07 19:18:27 n-tech any idea where memcached's config file is
2016-01-07 19:18:35 copypaste one moment pleas
2016-01-07 19:20:17 copypaste ah yes i remember now, memcached doesn't really have a config file
2016-01-07 19:20:30 copypaste /usr/local/etc/rc.d/memcached is the bash script that runs it
2016-01-07 19:20:34 copypaste you add flags to /etc/rc.conf
2016-01-07 19:20:34 n-tech oh that's right
2016-01-07 19:20:44 copypaste memcached_flags="-m 2048 -c 8192 -I 1m"
2016-01-07 19:20:47 copypaste those are the current ones
2016-01-07 19:21:49 copypaste so it says to use 2GB of RAM, allow up to 8192 connections and the max size of an item is 1MB
2016-01-07 19:23:32 n-tech ah one of the reasons I wanted to use Redis was because it didn't cap item size
2016-01-07 19:24:02 copypaste oh, we can just increase it
2016-01-07 19:24:12 copypaste raise -I
2016-01-07 19:24:13 n-tech it becomes unstable I think
2016-01-07 19:24:21 n-tech we can try
2016-01-07 19:24:26 copypaste ┐('～`；)┌
2016-01-07 19:25:54 n-tech that file doesn't exist
2016-01-07 19:26:15 copypaste whhich one?
2016-01-07 19:26:22 copypaste /etc/rc.conf is where memcached_flags are
2016-01-07 19:26:26 copypaste memcached is on troi05
2016-01-07 19:49:34 n-tech the KiwiFarms is getting 25 requests a second and is at about 40% CPU on 2 4-Core servers
2016-01-07 19:49:46 n-tech similar conditions, our largest document is list.json which is the chatroom
2016-01-07 19:50:34 n-tech not even taht
2016-01-07 19:50:38 n-tech our load average per server is 1.5
2016-01-08 14:22:35 n-tech Is there any way for you to install php 5.6 on the webserver
2016-01-08 14:22:40 n-tech and have it sit alongside php7
2016-01-08 14:29:18 copypaste i could play around with the prefixes and write two init scripts
2016-01-08 14:29:31 copypaste i don't think just moving around the binaries will be enough because php links to many .so files
2016-01-08 14:30:12 copypaste would have to change the prefix at compile time, so install php5 to /usr/local/php5 (/bin, /lib/, and so on) and same with php7
2016-01-08 14:30:47 copypaste then write new init.d scripts to refer to the new location, so you can e.g. `service php7-fpm start`; `service php5-fpm start` and so on
2016-01-08 14:31:01 copypaste all of this is assuming that php's configure script works
2016-01-08 14:31:56 n-tech The scripts take between 110ms and 1.1s to run
2016-01-08 14:32:01 n-tech But there is a noticeably wind up delay
2016-01-08 14:32:05 n-tech I have no idea what this can be
2016-01-08 14:32:07 n-tech CPUs are clean
2016-01-08 14:32:11 n-tech Postgres handles quickly
2016-01-08 14:32:15 n-tech Memory is well allocated
2016-01-08 14:32:17 n-tech Nginx is given resources
2016-01-08 14:32:18 copypaste so you want to try with a different php version?
2016-01-08 14:32:19 copypaste OK
2016-01-08 14:32:40 copypaste i'll work on it, but it won't be fast due to the problems i said above
2016-01-08 14:32:50 copypaste probably take a few hours to get it working
2016-01-08 14:33:07 n-tech I have nothing better to suggest. Once it works we can also begin using debugging tools
2016-01-08 14:33:13 n-tech Most existing debug tools are for 5
2016-01-08 14:33:17 n-tech but they're insanely good
2016-01-08 14:33:20 copypaste ok, cool
2016-01-08 14:33:27 copypaste i have no problem with trying php5
2016-01-08 14:33:52 n-tech If I thought the issue was that the code sucked I'd just say it
2016-01-08 14:33:55 n-tech but I cannot get the cores to max out
2016-01-08 14:34:11 n-tech I've seen the forums under DDoS attack, I know all the CPU cycles go to 100% if it's load related
2016-01-08 14:34:17 n-tech It absolutely has to be something else
2016-01-08 14:35:03 copypaste unrelated, but did you hear that apple is abandoning the 3.5mm headphone jack?
2016-01-08 14:35:09 copypaste the iphone 7 will have a proprietary headphone jack
2016-01-08 14:35:16 n-tech HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
2016-01-08 14:35:16 copypaste on top of a proprietary usb connector
2016-01-08 14:35:21 n-tech man they can go fuck themselves in every which way
2016-01-08 14:35:36 copypaste https://www.fastcompany.com/3055208/its-true-apple-will-drop-the-headphone-jack-to-make-the-iphone-7-slimmer-and-simpler
2016-01-08 14:35:44 n-tech what's sad is that they're going to come up with some bullshit reason to justify it
2016-01-08 14:35:45 copypaste apparently it will help make the new iphone 7 slimmer, by a few milimeters
2016-01-08 14:35:51 n-tech and all the frappe latte ariste` hipster cunts
2016-01-08 14:35:54 n-tech will gobble it up
2016-01-08 14:37:18 n-tech wew this article gobbles it up too
2016-01-08 14:37:22 n-tech such innovation
2016-01-08 14:38:06 copypaste i suppose you could just buy a converter
2016-01-08 14:38:13 copypaste my red headphones came with this giant jack
2016-01-08 14:38:18 copypaste that unscrews to reveal the normal one
2016-01-08 14:38:22 copypaste i'm not even sure what the giant one is called
2016-01-08 14:40:26 copypaste https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_connector_%28audio%29
2016-01-08 14:40:37 copypaste apparently the big one is an older standard
2016-01-08 15:55:06 n-tech do me a big favor
2016-01-08 15:55:10 n-tech actually
2016-01-08 15:55:13 n-tech i can do this myself
2016-01-08 15:55:14 n-tech ;---DDD
2016-01-08 16:35:51 n-tech http://fuck.jaw.sh/test.php
2016-01-08 16:35:56 n-tech The issue is certifiably PHP7
2016-01-08 16:36:06 n-tech Either you made it wrong or it's just not working with FreeBSD
2016-01-08 17:19:11 n-tech any luck?
2016-01-08 18:59:28 n-tech yo dude i'm going to bed, i woke up super early having a panic attack
2016-01-08 18:59:39 n-tech please, please, please setup 5.6 as soon as you can
2016-01-08 19:00:00 copypaste k
2016-01-08 21:16:31 copypaste still working on it, some modules are giving trouble
2016-01-08 21:16:55 copypaste read #8chan-dev if you want some confidence i won't throw you under the bus, as you alluded to yesterday
2016-01-08 21:17:10 copypaste even if you quit i don't plan on saying anything ill towards you
2016-01-08 21:17:17 copypaste you were given a very hard job, one i didn't even think i could do myself
2016-01-08 21:18:56 copypaste he is right about one thing, i'm incredibly stubborn, and everyone who knows me well knows it
2016-01-08 21:18:57 copypaste hehe
2016-01-08 23:43:59 copypaste here's everything you need to know
2016-01-08 23:44:00 copypaste https://ghostbin.com/paste/z8xdd5j5
2016-01-08 23:44:07 copypaste about the new php installs
2016-01-08 23:44:17 copypaste 1BZnpiSU5aiHCw68 is the paste p/w
2016-01-08 23:44:39 copypaste switching between php5 and 7 should be as easy as stopping one, starting the other, and changing the .sock location
2016-01-09 08:08:34 n-tech I forwarded all of the same traffic to infinitydev
2016-01-09 08:08:44 n-tech infinitydev is a 1 CPU / 1 GiB Memory Linode using HHVM
2016-01-09 08:08:52 n-tech It loaded ten times faster under twice as much load
2016-01-09 08:09:07 n-tech we have the computer to pull this off but I cannot deduce why PHP-FPM is shitting itself
2016-01-09 08:09:18 n-tech I'm going to suggest reformatting with Debian 8
2016-01-09 08:09:23 n-tech We can do two things from there
2016-01-09 08:09:30 n-tech Try and get it working with PHP5/PHP7 again
2016-01-09 08:09:31 n-tech or
2016-01-09 08:09:43 n-tech we can also reformat troi08 with Debian 8 and install MariaDB
2016-01-09 08:09:49 n-tech and then use HHVM and reimport.
2016-01-09 08:11:49 n-tech running for 26 seconds, 523 records processed: 20.04 req/sec
2016-01-09 08:12:00 n-tech one CPU handily processes 20 requests on next with HHVM
2016-01-09 08:12:08 n-tech 8 should be able to process 160
2016-01-09 08:17:55 n-tech If you want
2016-01-09 08:18:05 n-tech Try getting Ron or the postgres guy to look at it
2016-01-09 08:18:07 n-tech I forgot his name
2016-01-09 08:18:09 n-tech I feel bad
2016-01-09 08:28:15 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/Uh4VuV6.png
2016-01-09 08:28:18 n-tech the dream is alive
2016-01-09 12:01:57 copypaste mornin
2016-01-09 12:02:10 n-tech morning
2016-01-09 12:02:26 n-tech hhvm on a 1 cpu server can handle twice as many queries about fifty times as quickly as the beta can
2016-01-09 12:02:35 n-tech queries == requests
2016-01-09 12:02:51 copypaste few things
2016-01-09 12:03:03 copypaste did you try php5
2016-01-09 12:03:04 copypaste and
2016-01-09 12:03:06 n-tech yes
2016-01-09 12:03:07 n-tech twice as slow
2016-01-09 12:03:11 copypaste ah, ok
2016-01-09 12:06:43 copypaste ok, yes it's no problem. is troi05 cleared for reformat now?
2016-01-09 12:07:06 copypaste are you sure debian 8 is a good choice considering the main developer just killed himself?
2016-01-09 12:07:10 copypaste i guess it has other people working on it
2016-01-09 12:07:19 copypaste and he may not ahve been so involved, i dont know all the details
2016-01-09 12:07:28 n-tech What would you suggest? Arch?
2016-01-09 12:07:51 copypaste i'm really good with arch, but most computers in the datacenter run ubuntu
2016-01-09 12:07:58 copypaste ubuntu has more PPA's, and so on
2016-01-09 12:08:53 copypaste oh
2016-01-09 12:08:58 copypaste here's one more thing to try
2016-01-09 12:09:22 copypaste 1) you pointed all the traffic at infinitydev, but infinitydev has a much smaller dataset than beta.8ch.net due to having no import
2016-01-09 12:09:35 n-tech but we're not waiting on queries at all.
2016-01-09 12:09:48 n-tech Please, read this entire writeup. https://ghostbin.com/paste/vh627
2016-01-09 12:10:01 n-tech I've been monitoring load times. The actual phpgen itself takes no time at all
2016-01-09 12:10:05 n-tech postgres isn't breaking a swear
2016-01-09 12:10:06 n-tech sweat*
2016-01-09 12:10:08 n-tech there's no deadlocking
2016-01-09 12:10:10 n-tech no resource consumption
2016-01-09 12:10:19 n-tech I've tried everything
2016-01-09 12:10:40 copypaste ok, just one last thing, did you make sure that infinitydev and beta.8 were using the same config files for php-fpm
2016-01-09 12:10:40 n-tech I am now completely forced at this point to assume that the PHP daemon is not well written for FreeBSD. I have no idea what else it could be.
2016-01-09 12:10:44 copypaste if so, i'll let it go
2016-01-09 12:11:19 n-tech No, but they don't use the same daemon either
2016-01-09 12:11:24 n-tech Infdev uses HHVM with MariaDB
2016-01-09 12:11:29 n-tech both on deb8
2016-01-09 12:11:31 copypaste oh, that's right
2016-01-09 12:11:44 copypaste ok
2016-01-09 12:12:06 copypaste i'll request deb8, can't hurt; then we can re-import main tables and boards on request?
2016-01-09 12:12:18 copypaste since we're also switching DB
2016-01-09 12:12:51 copypaste or can try php7 on deb8, with the current remote pgsql
2016-01-09 12:12:56 copypaste first, before trying hhvm, i suppose
2016-01-09 12:13:53 n-tech we won't do the database immediately
2016-01-09 12:13:56 n-tech lets try the webserver first
2016-01-09 12:14:07 n-tech if the db is also having problems we'll do ubuntu/maria on that
2016-01-09 12:14:10 copypaste k
2016-01-09 12:14:10 n-tech and use hhvm instead
2016-01-09 12:14:15 copypaste deb8 is fine
2016-01-09 12:14:19 copypaste you can just copy from infinitydev
2016-01-09 12:14:19 n-tech if that also fails I'm literally buying a plane ticket, closing my blinds, and buying a dog
2016-01-09 12:14:23 n-tech alright
2016-01-09 12:14:30 copypaste buying a dog before the plane ticket?
2016-01-09 12:14:37 n-tech no no in that order
2016-01-09 12:14:40 n-tech i'll buy a dog back home
2016-01-09 12:14:45 n-tech and cctv
2016-01-09 12:14:48 n-tech so i can see the yellow vans
2016-01-09 12:14:52 copypaste cctv patrol
2016-01-09 12:14:53 copypaste lol
2016-01-09 12:14:57 n-tech yes exactly
2016-01-09 12:14:58 n-tech the bikers
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste copypaste
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste 12:18 PM hi, josh is convinced that the BSD OS or something is not well modified for php7 daemon. i want to request reinstall of troi05 ( [ip removed] ) to Debian 8 Jessie amd64. You can wipe the disks, there's nothing of importance on there.he made a full write-up of the problem:
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste https://ghostbin.com/paste/vh627while this may not help, doesn't hurt to try... @chi.hac @tomcat
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste 12:19
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste http://cdimage.debian.org/debian-cd/8.2.0/amd64/iso-cd/debian-8.2.0-amd64-netinst.iso
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste 12:19
2016-01-09 12:19:43 copypaste please be sure this time, not to install xorg :simple_smile: thank you
2016-01-09 15:42:47 n-tech yo
2016-01-09 15:42:50 n-tech can you set ron up with login
2016-01-09 15:42:51 n-tech for t5
2016-01-09 15:49:38 copypaste ...why do you need me to?
2016-01-09 15:49:41 copypaste just tell him the root pw
2016-01-09 15:49:47 copypaste are you asking me to make a new account
2016-01-09 15:49:50 copypaste not as privileged ?
2016-01-09 15:49:53 n-tech i already did
2016-01-09 15:49:58 n-tech ye i didn't want to fuck it up tho
2016-01-09 15:50:02 n-tech i added him to wheel and gave him root
2016-01-09 15:50:05 n-tech i think that's how you do it right
2016-01-09 15:50:13 copypaste you could have just given him the root pw
2016-01-09 15:50:17 n-tech really?
2016-01-09 15:50:19 n-tech i have to sign in first
2016-01-09 15:50:20 n-tech and then su
2016-01-09 15:50:24 n-tech didn't you do that on purpose
2016-01-09 15:50:28 n-tech i have an id key and everything
2016-01-09 15:50:31 copypaste so you could have given him the admin and root pw...
2016-01-09 15:50:37 n-tech i have an id key...
2016-01-09 15:50:41 n-tech i'd have to pull it off my vm
2016-01-09 15:50:44 copypaste ok
2016-01-09 15:50:45 copypaste i don't
2016-01-09 15:50:47 n-tech lol.
2016-01-09 15:50:49 copypaste i just log in as admin and su
2016-01-09 15:50:50 copypaste lol
2016-01-09 15:53:20 copypaste anyway making user accounts is no risk
2016-01-09 15:53:30 copypaste deleting user accounts is somewhat risky, but even then uid and gid are written to disk
2016-01-09 15:53:32 copypaste unix is weird
2016-01-09 15:56:22 n-tech He says he can't sign in directly to root using the password I gave him
2016-01-09 15:56:33 copypaste yes because you have to log in as admin first
2016-01-09 15:57:16 copypaste ssh admin@[ip removed]
2016-01-09 15:57:17 copypaste pw
2016-01-09 15:57:18 copypaste su
2016-01-09 15:57:18 copypaste pw
2016-01-09 15:57:26 copypaste it's that easy, i just made sure by doing it
2016-01-09 15:57:27 n-tech it doesn't have a pw though
2016-01-09 15:57:29 n-tech I have to use the id file
2016-01-09 15:57:29 copypaste yes it does
2016-01-09 15:57:34 copypaste [pw removed]
2016-01-09 15:57:37 copypaste is the pw for both admin and root
2016-01-09 15:59:38 n-tech are we using sendmail for anything
2016-01-09 15:59:45 copypaste not that i know of.
2016-01-09 15:59:56 copypaste if you're still using exception tracking perhps
2016-01-09 17:49:56 n-tech i'm going to fucking scream
2016-01-09 17:50:08 n-tech ron is trudging through bullshit php error logs and bothering me over every weird thing he finds
2016-01-09 17:50:14 n-tech even though I have specifically told him what the problem is
2016-01-09 17:50:27 n-tech and showed him a working site with dozens of trims as much traffic
2016-01-09 18:08:42 copypaste he just requested a reinstall
2016-01-09 18:08:49 copypaste saying it was..."massively borked"
2016-01-09 18:10:34 n-tech really?
2016-01-09 18:10:38 n-tech a reinstall of what?
2016-01-09 18:11:23 copypaste troi05
2016-01-09 18:11:28 copypaste to debian 8
2016-01-09 18:11:30 copypaste like you asked
2016-01-09 18:12:24 n-tech really? wow shit
2016-01-09 18:12:28 n-tech i thought he was going to fight the idea
2016-01-09 18:12:55 n-tech i love this
2016-01-09 18:12:57 n-tech no post hiding
2016-01-09 18:12:59 n-tech no ids
2016-01-09 18:13:01 n-tech no flags
2016-01-09 18:13:04 n-tech i can shillpost
2016-01-09 18:13:07 n-tech and be a dick
2016-01-09 18:13:09 n-tech and it's lightning fast
2016-01-10 18:57:16 copypaste please let me know if you're quitting everything or just #8chan-dev
2016-01-10 18:57:35 n-tech I left because you were talking about how you were actually going to do work for once on Infinity
2016-01-10 18:57:37 n-tech and Infinity tags me
2016-01-10 18:57:44 n-tech so i was being constantly tagged for "oh im totally working now on read.php"
2016-01-10 18:57:53 copypaste ah ok
2016-01-10 20:14:18 n-tech Please make sure that no boards are being redirected to the beta
2016-01-10 20:14:24 n-tech I forgot the server that that's on
2016-01-10 20:24:56 copypaste i made sure before bed last night
2016-01-10 20:25:00 copypaste just checked again, file is how i left it
2016-01-10 20:25:04 copypaste nothing is being redirected
2016-01-10 20:25:35 copypaste or at least, it shouldn't be. do you have something to the contrary?
2016-01-10 20:27:09 n-tech people had complained but i never followed up on it
2016-01-10 20:27:12 n-tech what troi is banners on
2016-01-10 20:27:26 copypaste 10
2016-01-12 01:20:58 n-tech https://ghostbin.com/paste/qdbgc
2016-01-12 01:21:13 n-tech yesterday I cached html into memcache and served it from the 1 core infdev server
2016-01-12 01:21:30 n-tech drybones was able to get 25req/s just from that, over 11req/s without caching
2016-01-12 01:21:34 n-tech (without html caching)
2016-01-12 01:21:41 n-tech today I set up Varnish
2016-01-12 01:21:44 n-tech and doubled that number
2016-01-12 01:25:18 copypaste cool
2016-01-12 01:25:23 copypaste that took ya less than 2 weeks
2016-01-12 01:25:36 n-tech lots to do still
2016-01-12 01:25:40 n-tech this is just the front page
2016-01-12 01:25:40 copypaste we might not have to use the vfec (awful name, the more i say it the more i hate it) after all
2016-01-12 01:26:07 n-tech Let me tweet something, I want to share an image that should explain my battleplan a bit
2016-01-12 01:26:21 copypaste would you like a retweet from @infinitechan ?
2016-01-12 01:27:35 n-tech sure, if you'd like
2016-01-12 01:27:36 n-tech https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYdLHb5VAAA-vs6.png:large
2016-01-12 01:27:49 n-tech I can identify dynamic parts and segregate those from the rest of the template
2016-01-12 01:27:55 n-tech in 99% of the view, it doesn't need to be dynamic
2016-01-12 01:28:07 n-tech and in 90% of those dynamic elements, users see the same thing
2016-01-12 01:28:19 n-tech I had a much more descriptive screenshot but I lost it
2016-01-12 01:28:44 copypaste oh, i understand. neato
2016-01-12 01:28:48 n-tech there's a cache for rendered pages, rendered partials, for database records (especially derived values, like the board list), and individual datum
2016-01-12 01:28:53 n-tech I like to compare this to a body
2016-01-12 01:29:00 n-tech you have flesh, bones, organs, and individual thoughts
2016-01-12 01:29:03 copypaste so you got to 50tps with varnish, not bad
2016-01-12 01:29:06 copypaste way better than say 15
2016-01-12 01:29:08 n-tech 1 core
2016-01-12 01:29:12 copypaste oh, even better
2016-01-12 01:29:21 copypaste so 200tps
2016-01-12 01:29:36 n-tech yeah, I'm reluctant to promise anything because my speculation thus far has been abysmal
2016-01-12 01:29:41 n-tech but if this scales laterally we're in good shape
2016-01-12 01:29:47 n-tech it also depends on the kinds of views
2016-01-12 01:29:54 n-tech i need to heavily utilize caching on JSON and thread views
2016-01-12 01:30:07 n-tech and with proper Cloudflare configuration
2016-01-12 01:30:14 n-tech we can even skip varnish hits on images
2016-01-12 01:30:29 copypaste this is very good news. i was quite worried, i'm glad odili helped you. i talked to him about endchan, basically fed him the chan admin version of the red pill. he said i depressed the fuck out of him.
2016-01-12 01:30:48 n-tech basically by segregating media queries to their own domain, we can tell Cloudflare to rigorously cache everything
2016-01-12 01:30:54 n-tech and yes, Odili is probably the only reason Endchan can exist
2016-01-12 01:31:03 n-tech He is ten times as competent as Drybones and SnakeDude put together
2016-01-12 01:31:10 copypaste snakedude is a fool
2016-01-12 01:31:10 n-tech in fact I have no idea how SnakeDude can even manage a site
2016-01-12 01:31:14 copypaste a complete idiot.
2016-01-12 01:31:25 n-tech he's basically a clown I have no idea how they thought this was a good idea
2016-01-12 01:31:30 n-tech I said Lynx and DB was the dream team
2016-01-12 01:31:33 n-tech this is the fucking dream team
2016-01-12 01:31:42 copypaste dream team of incompetence perhaps
2016-01-12 01:31:45 n-tech Lynx, SnakeDude and Drybones is like a "walks into a bar" joke
2016-01-12 01:31:57 copypaste drybones is already distancing himself
2016-01-12 01:32:02 copypaste "i just manage the server for now"
2016-01-12 01:32:04 n-tech impressive
2016-01-12 01:32:06 copypaste "were transferring it away"
2016-01-12 01:32:14 copypaste "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
2016-01-12 01:32:17 copypaste then there's some random
2016-01-12 01:32:19 copypaste named "Balrog"
2016-01-12 01:32:22 copypaste who registered the domain
2016-01-12 01:32:26 copypaste he's the real owner
2016-01-12 01:32:34 n-tech oh wowww I thought the domain owner was Odili
2016-01-12 01:32:38 copypaste i told odili this, and justified it with my history of chan "co-admins" squabbling
2016-01-12 01:32:43 n-tech What the fuck is Odili's role besides emotional support for Drybones?
2016-01-12 01:32:50 copypaste odili is taking over the server
2016-01-12 01:32:52 copypaste but under his real name
2016-01-12 01:33:02 copypaste i told him his dox will be out there in weeks
2016-01-12 01:33:17 n-tech Odili doesn't even like Lynx, he's sinking so much time in helping me because he wants Next to be production ready so he can get rid of LC
2016-01-12 01:33:22 copypaste odili is no idiot though. he even told me he knows that 300TB is $2500.
2016-01-12 01:33:32 copypaste he agreed about all my payments stuff
2016-01-12 01:33:37 copypaste i think i really talked him out of it
2016-01-12 01:33:43 copypaste he said he's depressed and needs time to "think"
2016-01-12 01:33:50 copypaste woldn't it be hilarious if odili dropped out on those idiots
2016-01-12 01:33:54 n-tech Running a chan is nex tot impossible without eccentric backing like Jim, or
2016-01-12 01:34:02 n-tech uguu/jeff invited me to his weird URC thing
2016-01-12 01:34:07 n-tech I want to start helping him asap
2016-01-12 01:34:07 copypaste yep
2016-01-12 01:34:10 n-tech 16chan will be a frontend
2016-01-12 01:34:12 copypaste and so it is
2016-01-12 01:34:23 copypaste and so it goes
2016-01-12 01:34:40 n-tech It's the natural progression of things. I don't think Jim will last forever just because of the stunt he pulled with me
2016-01-12 01:34:40 copypaste meanwhile, i have a new twitter account
2016-01-12 01:34:45 copypaste https://twitter.com/oekaki2ch
2016-01-12 01:34:48 n-tech It goes centralized, decentralized, site decentralized
2016-01-12 01:34:59 n-tech oh wow what
2016-01-12 01:35:03 n-tech oh you can write japanese
2016-01-12 01:35:04 copypaste cute isn't it
2016-01-12 01:35:04 n-tech how cute
2016-01-12 01:35:10 copypaste it says
2016-01-12 01:35:35 copypaste "Cool!! Oekaki@2ch has 275K drawings! Now we aim for 1 million! (・∀・)"
2016-01-12 01:35:50 copypaste i made it because i'm going to link to it in the about screen of oekaki2
2016-01-12 01:36:26 n-tech Nice
2016-01-12 01:36:38 n-tech Odili was talking about wanting to repurpose my donation panel
2016-01-12 01:36:42 n-tech I forwarded this to Ron
2016-01-12 01:36:47 n-tech I want him to stay interested in his idea
2016-01-12 01:36:57 n-tech If he wants to pay me like $2000 to work part time on his patreon competitor
2016-01-12 01:37:02 n-tech that'd replace funding for Next
2016-01-12 01:37:11 n-tech I can keep doing everything and stay heavily involved in interseting work
2016-01-12 01:37:14 n-tech even if it's not entirely self-serving
2016-01-12 01:37:58 n-tech I'm glad I saved to studiously, now that I'm in a rough spot I can live off what I saved for a while
2016-01-12 01:38:04 n-tech I just need to coast for long enough to see everything through
2016-01-12 01:38:30 copypaste i think ron's patreon competitor can work, due to the abstraction
2016-01-12 01:38:38 copypaste i told him as much
2016-01-12 01:38:47 n-tech It can work because it respects the users
2016-01-12 01:38:48 copypaste it's an interesting idea, apparently common in japan but untested in the west
2016-01-12 01:38:49 n-tech all of them
2016-01-12 01:39:09 copypaste it can work because it respects the most important party, that is, the payment processor
2016-01-12 01:39:12 copypaste you mean
2016-01-12 01:39:13 copypaste ( ´・‿-)
2016-01-12 01:39:29 n-tech well the payment processor is going to be some fucking weird japanese thing isn't it
2016-01-12 01:39:35 copypaste doubtful
2016-01-12 01:39:38 copypaste they use shopify
2016-01-12 01:39:40 n-tech ahh
2016-01-12 01:39:46 copypaste for 2ch ronin store
2016-01-12 01:39:49 copypaste and now for softserve store
2016-01-12 01:39:57 n-tech yeah stripe can suck a chode
2016-01-12 01:40:00 n-tech no wonder why patreon sucks
2016-01-12 01:40:06 n-tech they're probably doing shit unwillingly because they're cucked
2016-01-12 01:40:11 n-tech they get a risk@stripe.com email saying
2016-01-12 01:40:19 n-tech "this 8chan page is problematic as heck! remove it"
2016-01-12 01:40:20 copypaste `risk' lol
2016-01-12 01:40:23 n-tech and they're like 'ahhh yessira'
2016-01-12 01:40:29 copypaste is it really called that
2016-01-12 01:40:33 copypaste `risk'
2016-01-12 01:40:36 copypaste it does not get more corporate
2016-01-12 01:40:42 n-tech all of these teams are called risk management
2016-01-12 01:40:45 n-tech i'll find the exact url
2016-01-12 01:42:27 n-tech nah it's support@stripe.com
2016-01-12 01:42:36 n-tech I'm afraid that I'm going to have to reach out with some bad news.
2016-01-12 01:42:36 n-tech While we hate to give you anything less than a great experience, it
2016-01-12 01:42:36 n-tech does seem that your business is in violation of our Terms of Service,
2016-01-12 01:42:36 n-tech section B.5 ("Prohibited Businesses"). You can learn more here:
2016-01-12 01:42:36 n-tech https://stripe.com/terms#prohibited-businesses [1].
2016-01-12 01:42:44 n-tech My favorite part of this was that they cited the wrong section in their book
2016-01-12 01:42:49 n-tech b.5 was not prohibited businesses
2016-01-12 01:42:53 n-tech they just make shit up and do whatever
2016-01-12 01:42:59 n-tech oh this looks scary what is this web 1.0 shit
2016-01-12 01:43:01 n-tech get this out of here
2016-01-12 01:43:08 n-tech this isn't good for our corporate culture
2016-01-12 01:45:20 copypaste https://8ch.net/tech/src/1452485683471.jpeg
2016-01-12 01:47:16 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 01:47:24 n-tech I was thinking today how completely unextraordinary I am
2016-01-12 01:47:27 n-tech i was installing libc6
2016-01-12 01:47:32 n-tech like my libc6 was invalid for varnish 4.0
2016-01-12 01:47:36 n-tech so i had to learn about this package
2016-01-12 01:47:45 n-tech and it occured to me that I am installing like
2016-01-12 01:47:47 copypaste wait, you had to learn about libc?
2016-01-12 01:47:54 copypaste it's one of the most important parts of a linux system
2016-01-12 01:47:57 copypaste there's glibc
2016-01-12 01:47:59 copypaste and a few others
2016-01-12 01:48:05 n-tech millions of lines of code by dozens of engineers in seconds
2016-01-12 01:48:06 n-tech ye
2016-01-12 01:48:08 n-tech only what it was
2016-01-12 01:48:11 n-tech i had never heard of it before
2016-01-12 01:48:15 n-tech mine was the wrong version
2016-01-12 01:48:16 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 01:48:18 copypaste don't write that on 8chan
2016-01-12 01:48:19 n-tech i tried to remove it to reinstall it again
2016-01-12 01:48:22 n-tech and i got the weirdest message
2016-01-12 01:48:26 n-tech it was like
2016-01-12 01:48:34 n-tech "You are about to do something stupid. Please write 'Yes, do as I say!' to confirm."
2016-01-12 01:49:07 copypaste the system can't do anything without glibc, pretty much
2016-01-12 01:49:29 copypaste of course, maybe some programs have it statically linked, so maybe they'll keep working
2016-01-12 01:49:40 copypaste but linux doesn't static link glibc...usually...i think
2016-01-12 01:50:02 n-tech btw
2016-01-12 01:50:11 n-tech that /pol/ maymay about rape is taking off
2016-01-12 01:50:14 copypaste so how'd you end up replacing it?
2016-01-12 01:50:21 copypaste i think all you have to do is install the new one over it
2016-01-12 01:50:28 n-tech i did exactly that
2016-01-12 01:50:33 copypaste but you can't remove glibc first
2016-01-12 01:50:33 n-tech i got to experience package hell
2016-01-12 01:50:34 copypaste then install
2016-01-12 01:50:38 copypaste because `apt` won't work anymore
2016-01-12 01:50:39 n-tech I like
2016-01-12 01:50:40 copypaste hehe
2016-01-12 01:50:44 n-tech I downloaded it independently
2016-01-12 01:50:47 n-tech and did dpkg i think
2016-01-12 01:50:53 copypaste yeah that'd do it
2016-01-12 01:50:54 n-tech and then I figured out I was installing packages from Jessie on Wheezy
2016-01-12 01:50:57 n-tech and got to undo all of it
2016-01-12 01:51:00 n-tech and just do apt get anyways
2016-01-12 01:51:01 n-tech it was fun
2016-01-12 01:51:07 copypaste ive never had to replace glibc
2016-01-12 01:51:13 copypaste but i'm not surprised you had to to install varnish
2016-01-12 01:51:19 copypaste varnish is super cutting edge, written by a freebsd developer
2016-01-12 01:51:22 n-tech naah I was just an idiot
2016-01-12 01:51:23 copypaste that dude probably has commits in libc
2016-01-12 01:51:27 n-tech or rather their guides lied to me
2016-01-12 01:51:35 n-tech I added a deb src that was for jessie and i was using wheezy
2016-01-12 01:51:39 n-tech so it required libs that were for jessie
2016-01-12 01:51:41 n-tech versions for them
2016-01-12 01:51:41 copypaste oh, i see
2016-01-12 01:51:45 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 01:51:46 copypaste np
2016-01-12 01:51:50 n-tech i installed them and then I had to uninstall them
2016-01-12 01:51:52 n-tech was ebin
2016-01-12 01:52:03 copypaste luckily you never ended up with -no- libc
2016-01-12 01:52:10 n-tech ye I was careful about that
2016-01-12 01:52:19 n-tech because I knew I'd have to reformat and reinstall on 256k
2016-01-12 01:52:43 n-tech got it setup, got it working, got it working on infdev
2016-01-12 01:52:47 n-tech so now I can start doing all the grunt work
2016-01-12 01:52:57 copypaste i guess if you've never installed gentoo, and never written any C programs
2016-01-12 01:53:03 copypaste not knowing about glibc isn't so unbelievalbe
2016-01-12 01:53:19 n-tech I never touched any Linux systems until I was 19 I think
2016-01-12 01:53:33 n-tech I was developing on WAMP even when we had Debian on my work server
2016-01-12 01:53:38 n-tech eventually we kept encountering like
2016-01-12 01:53:43 n-tech windows and mac specific PHP problems
2016-01-12 01:53:51 n-tech so we all replicated the production server
2016-01-12 01:53:56 n-tech actually it was CentOS not Debian
2016-01-12 01:54:40 n-tech I learned how to develop on my own using my mom's Windows XP computer, I didn't have any of those experiences a lot of developers have
2016-01-12 01:54:47 copypaste i probably learned what glibc was when i was 15 or so, but again i don't even remember
2016-01-12 01:54:53 n-tech where like, a programming Obi Wan showed them the ways of the GNU/Linux
2016-01-12 01:54:54 copypaste could have been later or earlier
2016-01-12 01:55:09 copypaste well, my experience was weird
2016-01-12 01:55:10 n-tech I wrote TorqueScript was a primary language for many years lol
2016-01-12 01:55:12 copypaste "windows alternatives"
2016-01-12 01:55:14 copypaste google search
2016-01-12 01:55:15 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 01:55:17 n-tech ye you told me lol
2016-01-12 01:55:20 n-tech you fucked up and just dealt with it
2016-01-12 01:55:32 copypaste well my family was poor and i wasn't about to anger my dad over this
2016-01-12 01:55:39 copypaste he'd view it as "i broke the computer you bought me"
2016-01-12 01:55:42 copypaste and get super pissed
2016-01-12 01:55:47 n-tech well i imagine you're pretty good about dealing the cards god gives you anyways
2016-01-12 01:55:51 copypaste lel
2016-01-12 01:56:12 copypaste windows 10 isn't so bad with cygwin and xorg
2016-01-12 01:56:16 copypaste i kind of even like it
2016-01-12 01:56:22 copypaste i probably own't install ganoo on the surface
2016-01-12 01:56:34 copypaste watch, in a month or so it will do something to irredeemably piss me off
2016-01-12 01:56:38 copypaste and i'll try to figure out how
2016-01-12 01:56:41 copypaste but for now i'm ok with it
2016-01-12 01:56:42 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 01:56:43 n-tech I'm not going to lie, I really liked FreeBSD
2016-01-12 01:56:49 n-tech a thing that pisses me off about Linux is how like
2016-01-12 01:56:51 copypaste why can't we go back to freebsd
2016-01-12 01:56:54 n-tech you have all this stray shit just fucking everywhere
2016-01-12 01:56:58 copypaste we proved linux wasn't the solution
2016-01-12 01:56:58 n-tech freeBSD was .. tidy
2016-01-12 01:56:59 copypaste btw
2016-01-12 01:57:00 n-tech very organized
2016-01-12 01:57:12 copypaste i can easily get them to reimage that machine
2016-01-12 01:57:13 n-tech yea, we can go back to FreeBSD assuming there is a varnish 4.0 build for it
2016-01-12 01:57:16 n-tech _ALTERNATIVELY_
2016-01-12 01:57:16 copypaste there is
2016-01-12 01:57:18 copypaste troi09 uses it
2016-01-12 01:57:19 n-tech we can go full debfag
2016-01-12 01:57:27 copypaste erm
2016-01-12 01:57:28 n-tech and reformat the postgres server and use HHVM with MariaDB
2016-01-12 01:57:30 n-tech there's 3 configs here
2016-01-12 01:57:43 copypaste i think keeping postgres is better
2016-01-12 01:57:47 copypaste we spent so much time on making it work
2016-01-12 01:57:50 n-tech yea
2016-01-12 01:57:53 copypaste we have an engineer who is hired by 2ch
2016-01-12 01:58:00 n-tech who's a lead dev on both
2016-01-12 01:58:03 copypaste that's another reason i think sticking back to freesd is good
2016-01-12 01:58:04 copypaste yee
2016-01-12 01:58:11 copypaste what i was going to do is have troi09 be the next varnish btw.
2016-01-12 01:58:16 n-tech I actually would feel really bad just ditching his work
2016-01-12 01:58:16 copypaste troi09n is already the live varnish
2016-01-12 01:58:20 copypaste easy to switch over
2016-01-12 01:58:20 n-tech especially because I do like it
2016-01-12 01:58:21 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 01:58:32 copypaste troi09 is freebsd with varnish4
2016-01-12 01:58:33 n-tech I think if I reformat
2016-01-12 01:58:37 n-tech I'm just going to use dragonfly or whatever
2016-01-12 01:58:43 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 01:58:48 copypaste careful not to go full zealot
2016-01-12 01:58:51 copypaste time and a place for everything
2016-01-12 01:58:54 copypaste freebsd belongs on the server
2016-01-12 01:58:58 copypaste i wouldn't install it on any of my desktops
2016-01-12 01:59:13 copypaste linux has way more drivers
2016-01-12 01:59:17 copypaste for example, you have a gamer graphics card
2016-01-12 01:59:19 copypaste i think it's nvidia
2016-01-12 01:59:21 copypaste and optimus
2016-01-12 01:59:23 copypaste in your laptop
2016-01-12 01:59:25 n-tech ah
2016-01-12 01:59:26 n-tech yeah
2016-01-12 01:59:29 copypaste freebsd has absolutely no support for that
2016-01-12 01:59:29 copypaste none
2016-01-12 01:59:47 n-tech For the next migration, I think I'm going to not import attachments
2016-01-12 01:59:49 n-tech except on a whitelist.
2016-01-12 02:00:01 copypaste good plan
2016-01-12 02:00:05 copypaste in that case let's set up a new RAID
2016-01-12 02:00:08 copypaste there's a free one on troi11
2016-01-12 02:00:11 copypaste let's abandon troi06
2016-01-12 02:00:42 n-tech What is T6 used for other than 8ch media?
2016-01-12 02:00:45 copypaste nothing
2016-01-12 02:00:51 copypaste that's its only job
2016-01-12 02:00:59 n-tech interesting
2016-01-12 02:01:01 copypaste it used to do other stuff but as the media became slower and slower i moved everything else away
2016-01-12 02:01:08 copypaste i've wanted to decommission it for months
2016-01-12 02:01:19 n-tech Is the hardware also outdated?
2016-01-12 02:01:25 copypaste same as the other servers
2016-01-12 02:01:29 n-tech interdasting
2016-01-12 02:01:30 copypaste 2011 wasn't that long ago you know
2016-01-12 02:01:39 n-tech pfff in 2011
2016-01-12 02:01:42 n-tech I was 19
2016-01-12 02:01:53 copypaste haha yeah my first PC i built had sandy bridge i5
2016-01-12 02:01:53 n-tech I was in Florida living with 7 people and a feral cat in a double wide
2016-01-12 02:01:56 copypaste i remember
2016-01-12 02:02:08 copypaste double wide, lucky
2016-01-12 02:02:11 n-tech :---DD
2016-01-12 02:02:17 n-tech i had flea bites, their sofa had fleas
2016-01-12 02:02:22 n-tech I could have gone home but I was having fun
2016-01-12 02:02:41 n-tech natural born couch surfer
2016-01-12 02:03:20 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 02:03:34 n-tech I'm curious about what we can do with t11 now
2016-01-12 02:03:43 copypaste not much. t11 is 8archive
2016-01-12 02:03:47 n-tech ahhhhhhh.
2016-01-12 02:03:48 copypaste i have to get odili approval to even touch it
2016-01-12 02:03:56 n-tech is.. is there even hope for 8archive?
2016-01-12 02:03:59 copypaste pff
2016-01-12 02:04:09 copypaste dryboner thinks so, but he's a derp
2016-01-12 02:04:13 copypaste i regret the 1BTC i sent him
2016-01-12 02:04:15 n-tech drybones got indignant with me and was like
2016-01-12 02:04:16 copypaste complete waste
2016-01-12 02:04:30 n-tech "who the fuck are you i am the extremely prolific lead developer of sapphire group and i run all these services"
2016-01-12 02:04:34 n-tech and i wanted to get really snippy
2016-01-12 02:04:35 copypaste no
2016-01-12 02:04:37 copypaste odili is the lead
2016-01-12 02:04:38 n-tech like nigga what have you ever done
2016-01-12 02:04:39 copypaste he's nothing
2016-01-12 02:04:44 n-tech like "done"
2016-01-12 02:04:45 n-tech completed
2016-01-12 02:04:48 n-tech actually saw through
2016-01-12 02:04:49 copypaste gg wiki
2016-01-12 02:04:51 copypaste mediawiki site
2016-01-12 02:04:53 copypaste which he closed
2016-01-12 02:04:55 copypaste gamergate.me
2016-01-12 02:04:55 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 02:04:57 copypaste wordpress site
2016-01-12 02:04:59 copypaste which he closed
2016-01-12 02:05:02 copypaste vidya.fm
2016-01-12 02:05:12 copypaste some kind of music something?
2016-01-12 02:05:20 n-tech People still say I don't complete anything because lolcow.wiki is still stagnant ; ;
2016-01-12 02:05:22 copypaste hacked together as fuck
2016-01-12 02:05:23 n-tech I feel bad about it still
2016-01-12 02:05:29 n-tech I haven't given up on it, it gets a few edits a day
2016-01-12 02:05:31 copypaste you haven't been focused on it
2016-01-12 02:05:33 n-tech but it's closed to public edits
2016-01-12 02:05:54 n-tech https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Special:RecentChanges
2016-01-12 02:05:59 n-tech more fucking active than ohinternet
2016-01-12 02:06:02 copypaste i would submit an article to it about Mircea Popescu, but the thing is Popescu is more genius than lolcow, but he has some very weird tendencies
2016-01-12 02:06:12 copypaste i read his site almost religiously, trilema.com
2016-01-12 02:06:20 copypaste i know basically everything about him
2016-01-12 02:06:41 copypaste he believes that a channel on freenode is the only thing that will survive the bitcoin revolution
2016-01-12 02:06:45 n-tech "Two years ago about this season I used a set of synthetic devices to crush the toys of a bunch of people clueless enough to remain unaware of their own irrelevance in the Bitcoin space."
2016-01-12 02:06:47 copypaste and its logs of course
2016-01-12 02:06:50 n-tech wat
2016-01-12 02:06:58 copypaste he runs a site called mpex.co
2016-01-12 02:07:01 n-tech that's the very first sentence on his site
2016-01-12 02:07:03 copypaste yes
2016-01-12 02:07:05 copypaste that's right
2016-01-12 02:07:26 copypaste in the world of Popescu, everything is irrelevant to Bitcoin -unless-
2016-01-12 02:07:29 n-tech there's a naked fat girl in the header
2016-01-12 02:07:32 copypaste it goes through #bitcoin-assets on freenode and him
2016-01-12 02:07:36 copypaste so coinbase
2016-01-12 02:07:37 copypaste and so on
2016-01-12 02:07:39 copypaste all irrelevant
2016-01-12 02:07:49 copypaste only mpex.co and his projects and friends are relevant
2016-01-12 02:08:01 copypaste and he writes multitudes of articles laughing at bitcoin businesses whenever they fail
2016-01-12 02:08:09 copypaste and he blames their failure on their not being involved in his irc channel
2016-01-12 02:08:10 copypaste basically
2016-01-12 02:08:26 copypaste he also declares that Bitcoin is a sovereign nation
2016-01-12 02:08:30 n-tech I cannot interpret this site at all
2016-01-12 02:08:34 copypaste (with him as like, a leader)
2016-01-12 02:08:36 n-tech What is it trying to tell me?
2016-01-12 02:08:40 copypaste trilema?
2016-01-12 02:08:43 copypaste trilema is popescu's blog
2016-01-12 02:08:43 n-tech mpex.co
2016-01-12 02:08:46 copypaste oh!
2016-01-12 02:08:46 n-tech what do these numbers
2016-01-12 02:08:50 copypaste mpex.co is a bitcoin securities exchange
2016-01-12 02:08:53 copypaste like NYSE
2016-01-12 02:08:55 copypaste except...not.
2016-01-12 02:09:00 copypaste it has only a few stocks, all companies Popescu owns
2016-01-12 02:09:03 n-tech Dear Lord, what is this ?
2016-01-12 02:09:03 n-tech Yes, this is dog.
2016-01-12 02:09:11 n-tech i am ever more confused with each passing moment
2016-01-12 02:09:13 copypaste oh and also if you want an account
2016-01-12 02:09:14 copypaste it costs 50BTC
2016-01-12 02:09:17 copypaste ($25k)
2016-01-12 02:09:23 copypaste it used to cost 30BTC
2016-01-12 02:09:26 copypaste but he rose the price
2016-01-12 02:10:04 copypaste S.MPOE = Mircea Popescu Options Emporium, mpex.co itself
2016-01-12 02:10:08 copypaste S.BBET = bitbet.us
2016-01-12 02:10:13 copypaste S.MG = minigame, eulora
2016-01-12 02:10:28 copypaste S.NSA = NoSuchLabs, i have not a clue what this is but it has something to do with trying to crack different crypto
2016-01-12 02:10:43 copypaste S.QNTR = qntra.net, one of my favorite sites, it's basically a Popescu approved blog which says his version of the world
2016-01-12 02:10:48 copypaste it's like a propaganda rag
2016-01-12 02:10:49 n-tech so what does this site say the USD value of a bitcoin is
2016-01-12 02:10:56 copypaste news piece which interprets the news in his vision
2016-01-12 02:10:57 n-tech does he not recognize the usd or something
2016-01-12 02:11:06 copypaste yes that's right
2016-01-12 02:11:23 copypaste for popescu, the US government is as relevant as a tube of toothpaste
2016-01-12 02:11:25 copypaste (direct quote)
2016-01-12 02:11:48 copypaste mpex.co is illegal according to most countries
2016-01-12 02:11:54 copypaste it's an unregistered exchange
2016-01-12 02:11:59 copypaste the SEC send him a letter about it
2016-01-12 02:12:07 copypaste and he demanded that the SEC representive join his IRC channel
2016-01-12 02:12:18 copypaste and join his web of trust
2016-01-12 02:12:28 copypaste AND recognize bitcion as a sovereign nation
2016-01-12 02:12:32 copypaste otherwise he wouldn't talk to them
2016-01-12 02:12:41 copypaste since he's romanian and small time they didn't pursue it
2016-01-12 02:12:42 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 02:13:06 copypaste but here's my favorite fact about Mircea Popescu
2016-01-12 02:13:13 copypaste he owns 40,000 BTC at the lowest estimate
2016-01-12 02:13:28 copypaste he is one of the wealthiest people in the world in terms of verified Bitcoin holdings
2016-01-12 02:13:52 copypaste (how much that translates into real world wealth and power, well --)_
2016-01-12 02:14:04 n-tech 17,950,400.00
2016-01-12 02:14:14 copypaste yes/
2016-01-12 02:14:14 copypaste ?
2016-01-12 02:14:29 n-tech maybe that's why the btc goes so high
2016-01-12 02:14:32 n-tech this insane person has them all
2016-01-12 02:14:43 n-tech he probably doesn't spend them because he sees bitcoins as citizens
2016-01-12 02:14:46 copypaste let me find you my favorite article on trilema
2016-01-12 02:14:46 n-tech and they have individual rights
2016-01-12 02:14:53 copypaste if this doesn't convert you you just won't get it, hold on
2016-01-12 02:15:03 copypaste this one absolutely sums up popescu's mentality
2016-01-12 02:16:28 copypaste http://trilema.com/2014/today-is-the-international-day-of-remembering-how-mircea-popescu-is-better-than-me-and-related-observances/
2016-01-12 02:16:45 copypaste Today is the day where you look up from the mud you rightfully inhabit, and gaze upon the stars. Today is the day you look up from your inferior position, to me. Today is the day you gaze upon your betters, upon those magnificent, excellent human beings whose mere existence is a miracle you should give thanks for with every breath and every heartbeat. Those people who aren't merely better than
2016-01-12 02:16:45 copypaste you, those people who are in fact a blessing through their mere presence, embalming the air you perhaps also breathe, if you're lucky, with pure splendor. The sources of grace in this world, and of anything good and everything worth living for. Me.
2016-01-12 02:16:46 copypaste Not your children, not your wife, not your parents, not your boss whoever that may be. Mircea Popescu.
2016-01-12 02:17:30 copypaste i personally believe mircea popescu owns well over 100k bitcoins, perhaps even 500k or 1M
2016-01-12 02:18:10 copypaste the insanity doesn't stop here though. mircea popescu also invented his own calendar based on the day bitcoin's first block was mined
2016-01-12 02:18:15 copypaste it's called the "Trilema Calendar"
2016-01-12 02:18:20 copypaste we are currently in year 8
2016-01-12 02:18:25 copypaste in case you were curious
2016-01-12 02:18:34 copypaste that article was written in year 6
2016-01-12 02:18:38 copypaste he hacked it into wordpress, even
2016-01-12 02:18:42 copypaste Friday, 26 September, Year 6 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
2016-01-12 02:18:50 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 02:18:52 copypaste "Year 6 de Trilema"
2016-01-12 02:19:03 n-tech if i ever get 50 bitcoins i'll buy in
2016-01-12 02:19:30 copypaste >wasting 50btc on inflating popescu's already enormous btc stash
2016-01-12 02:19:31 copypaste dude, why
2016-01-12 02:19:47 n-tech well like
2016-01-12 02:19:49 copypaste and yet people do it.
2016-01-12 02:19:53 n-tech if i have enough money where 50btc is nothing
2016-01-12 02:19:56 n-tech then why not
2016-01-12 02:20:01 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 02:20:10 n-tech btw the Wikileaks twitter feed is my fucking favorite thing
2016-01-12 02:20:10 n-tech https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/686448550591492096
2016-01-12 02:20:17 n-tech like holy shit this guy's an asshole
2016-01-12 02:20:18 n-tech I love it
2016-01-12 02:20:21 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 02:20:24 n-tech look at how angry the replies are
2016-01-12 02:20:53 copypaste nice
2016-01-12 02:21:00 copypaste did you read that trilema article
2016-01-12 02:21:06 copypaste i guess you like schizos more than narcissists
2016-01-12 02:21:09 n-tech yes
2016-01-12 02:21:22 n-tech This guy is definitely schizophrenic too
2016-01-12 02:21:44 n-tech but i also have difficulty considering people who are wealthy lolcows
2016-01-12 02:21:53 n-tech like he's saying all this but for 17 million dollars i'd probably admit all of it is true
2016-01-12 02:21:54 copypaste but popescu fell into it by accident
2016-01-12 02:21:57 copypaste he was an early 2011 miner
2016-01-12 02:22:07 copypaste and then he built mpex
2016-01-12 02:22:12 copypaste he was nobody before that
2016-01-12 02:22:33 copypaste and since he's so insanely committed to his weird beliefs about government, if you met him irl you wouldn't know it
2016-01-12 02:22:36 copypaste the dude lives in argentina
2016-01-12 02:22:45 n-tech but like, contrary to this guy
2016-01-12 02:22:46 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/martin-shkreli-former-pharma-exec-criminal-mad-as-fuck-on-reddit-and-twitter.16329/
2016-01-12 02:22:51 n-tech I do consider him a lolcow
2016-01-12 02:22:58 n-tech he basically went out of his way to piss of the entire world
2016-01-12 02:23:07 copypaste MP recently threatened a Bitcoin Core developer
2016-01-12 02:23:08 copypaste with death
2016-01-12 02:23:12 copypaste he put a hit out for him on trilema
2016-01-12 02:23:18 copypaste i think he's getting nuttier as time goes on
2016-01-12 02:23:31 n-tech you need to keep tabs on these people so you can write news articles for me
2016-01-12 02:23:51 copypaste you see another thing about MP is he follows the bitcoin dev team very carefully
2016-01-12 02:24:07 copypaste and he thinks that they're conspiring to destroy it by changing it
2016-01-12 02:24:18 copypaste he thinks that any change to the network is ruining bitcoin and bitcoin is alreday perfect
2016-01-12 02:24:25 copypaste and needs no changes ever except removing "cruft"
2016-01-12 02:24:29 copypaste like the GUI, SSL, and DNS
2016-01-12 02:24:44 copypaste i'm not making any of this up, see https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/686
2016-01-12 02:24:47 copypaste oops
2016-01-12 02:24:49 copypaste wrong paste
2016-01-12 02:24:52 copypaste http://thebitcoin.foundation/
2016-01-12 02:25:03 copypaste which is a dev group popescu funds
2016-01-12 02:25:07 copypaste to decruft bitcoin
2016-01-12 02:25:11 copypaste version 0.5.3
2016-01-12 02:25:43 copypaste Should you use this software for any purpose, or copy and distribute it to anyone or in any manner, you are breaking the laws of whatever soi-disant jurisdiction, and you promise to continue doing so for the indefinite future. In any case, please always : read and understand any software ; verify any PGP signatures that you use - for any purpose.
2016-01-12 02:25:49 copypaste i just, i laugh every time i read his shit
2016-01-12 02:25:57 copypaste it's so pseudo intellectual and narcissistic and crazy
2016-01-12 02:26:06 copypaste and that is why i read everything on trilema on qntra
2016-01-12 02:26:16 copypaste (except his writings in romanian, which i sadly can't read)
2016-01-12 02:26:29 copypaste (i bet they're even more over the top since that's his native langauge and he can get away with more)
2016-01-12 02:27:26 copypaste http://trilema.com/2015/theres-a-one-bitcoin-reward-for-the-death-of-pieter-wuille-details-below/
2016-01-12 02:27:32 copypaste there's the death threat btw. lol
2016-01-12 02:28:00 n-tech >2015
2016-01-12 02:28:02 n-tech heresy
2016-01-12 02:28:10 copypaste yeah i know
2016-01-12 02:28:15 copypaste i'm incognito in #b-a
2016-01-12 02:28:20 copypaste i'm in their WoT so i can talk
2016-01-12 02:28:23 copypaste i ask him things sometimes
2016-01-12 02:28:25 copypaste like about the URLs
2016-01-12 02:28:31 copypaste i like making him get flustered
2016-01-12 02:28:37 copypaste since i've read basically everything he's ever written
2016-01-12 02:28:41 copypaste and i can pose good questions
2016-01-12 02:29:20 n-tech so did he celebrate new year's day for year 8 or whatever
2016-01-12 02:29:29 n-tech or is the calendar end at like his birhday
2016-01-12 02:29:41 copypaste the calendar starts at the birthday of bitcoin
2016-01-12 02:29:43 copypaste january 3, 2009
2016-01-12 02:29:47 copypaste the genesis block
2016-01-12 02:29:57 copypaste so every new year starts on jan 3
2016-01-12 02:30:17 n-tech beautiful
2016-01-12 02:30:45 copypaste You are now confronted with the unhappy choice between making this "go viral" or whatever you call blathering endlessly about shit you can't affect on "social media" ; or else tacitly admitting that I have the right to issue death warrants, something you don't otherwise admit for anyone else. What's all that precious "public choice" theory have to say on the topic ? [↩]
2016-01-12 02:30:57 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 02:31:00 copypaste this sentence, it just
2016-01-12 02:31:11 copypaste i know that popescu is dense, but how you don't see him as a lolcow
2016-01-12 02:31:16 copypaste at least a very strange one
2016-01-12 02:31:18 copypaste is beyond me
2016-01-12 02:31:27 copypaste like most lolcows popescu also has sagas
2016-01-12 02:31:37 copypaste and periods where he's very quiet
2016-01-12 02:31:59 copypaste thanks to his calendar it's easy to put the sagas into his own years
2016-01-12 02:32:34 copypaste year 7 was marked by him getting pissed off at bitcoin core devs over the slightest of things, for instance
2016-01-12 02:32:41 copypaste in around year 5 he moved to argentina
2016-01-12 02:32:43 copypaste and so on
2016-01-12 02:32:52 copypaste (or maybe that was year 4)
2016-01-12 02:32:54 n-tech should be documenting all this lol
2016-01-12 02:33:26 copypaste in year 6 mtgox and GLBSE collapsed, which led to his ego inflating to biblical proportions
2016-01-12 02:33:41 copypaste since on trilema he predicted both of them collapsing (remember that he predicts the collapse of every BTC business not his)
2016-01-12 02:33:59 copypaste and consequently that led to the "Today is the International Day of Remembering How Mircea Popescu Is Better Than Me and related observances"
2016-01-12 02:34:00 copypaste post
2016-01-12 02:34:06 copypaste which is by far the MP masterpiece
2016-01-12 02:34:09 copypaste on par with julay
2016-01-12 02:34:17 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 02:34:20 n-tech well julay was like
2016-01-12 02:34:22 n-tech embarassing
2016-01-12 02:34:26 n-tech he's not embarassed
2016-01-12 02:34:30 n-tech it'll be more uh
2016-01-12 02:34:31 copypaste he should be
2016-01-12 02:34:36 n-tech applicable to general audiences
2016-01-12 02:34:39 copypaste imagine you or i writing an article like this
2016-01-12 02:34:39 n-tech if something happens
2016-01-12 02:34:42 n-tech like if his wallet gets emptied
2016-01-12 02:35:07 copypaste he's had a few embarassing moments, like when he set up a court in #b-a
2016-01-12 02:35:12 copypaste and the first thing they did was rule against him
2016-01-12 02:35:17 copypaste so he sperged out
2016-01-12 02:35:21 copypaste accused them of corruption
2016-01-12 02:35:24 copypaste and suspended the court indefinitely
2016-01-12 02:35:32 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 02:35:34 copypaste even though he spent weeks writing the rules and picking the jduges from his closest friends
2016-01-12 02:36:02 n-tech how did they rule against him
2016-01-12 02:36:14 copypaste MPEx is basically designed to steal people's money
2016-01-12 02:36:24 copypaste if you send an incorrect amount to it, even by a few satoshis
2016-01-12 02:36:27 copypaste it's "considered a donation"
2016-01-12 02:36:31 copypaste according to the FAQ
2016-01-12 02:36:40 copypaste anyway, that happened, before that was in the FAQ
2016-01-12 02:36:46 copypaste and the guy wanted his hundred bitcoins back or something
2016-01-12 02:36:59 copypaste and so the judges thought that was fair and ordered MP to pay
2016-01-12 02:37:03 copypaste MP viewed that as corruption, smoehow
2016-01-12 02:37:07 copypaste he has a rambling trilema article about it
2016-01-12 02:38:00 copypaste https://archive.is/IWxd6
2016-01-12 02:38:51 copypaste there's a long argument in the comments
2016-01-12 02:39:45 copypaste but...
2016-01-12 02:39:45 n-tech lol,nice
2016-01-12 02:39:48 n-tech compile all this
2016-01-12 02:39:50 n-tech i want an article
2016-01-12 02:39:56 n-tech it's too much to sink in at 2:30 lol
2016-01-12 02:39:56 copypaste i don't really care if popescu embarasses himself. for me my favorite articles are the ones like this
2016-01-12 02:40:01 copypaste https://archive.is/qvxgy
2016-01-12 02:40:05 copypaste Here's who doesn't belong in Bitcoin : you.
2016-01-12 02:40:09 copypaste it's just, the sheer bravado
2016-01-12 02:40:13 copypaste i laugh every damn time
2016-01-12 02:40:31 n-tech the nation of btc has a string immigration policy
2016-01-12 02:40:34 n-tech no pondscum allowed
2016-01-12 02:40:37 n-tech strict
2016-01-12 02:41:07 copypaste recently popescu's domain registrar threatened to take him down
2016-01-12 02:41:14 copypaste according to ICANN rules, murder-for-hire is against the rules
2016-01-12 02:41:22 copypaste he threatened to sue them recently on trilema
2016-01-12 02:41:27 copypaste trilema might go down, so is tarted archiving it
2016-01-12 02:41:28 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 02:42:05 n-tech yea do dude
2016-01-12 02:42:08 copypaste https://archive.is/ClQvv
2016-01-12 02:42:13 n-tech i wanna read about it but now i gotta sleep
2016-01-12 02:42:15 n-tech im super tired
2016-01-12 02:42:16 copypaste The content in question is in no way illegal. Note that the complainant is
2016-01-12 02:42:16 copypaste making an unsubstantiated, libelous claim. Please forward me complainant's
2016-01-12 02:42:17 copypaste contact details so that I can proceed legally against them.
2016-01-12 02:42:20 copypaste yeah sure i understand
2016-01-12 02:42:22 copypaste good night
2016-01-12 02:42:28 n-tech nite
2016-01-12 14:47:42 n-tech yo
2016-01-12 14:47:46 n-tech I can't get Varnish to work with SSL
2016-01-12 14:47:53 n-tech When Nginx talks to Varnish it gets a white page
2016-01-12 14:47:58 n-tech I'm having trouble figuring out why
2016-01-12 14:49:38 copypaste varnishhas no ssl
2016-01-12 14:49:46 copypaste nginx must provide it
2016-01-12 14:49:51 n-tech yeah, which I'm doing
2016-01-12 14:49:57 n-tech https://assets.digitalocean.com/articles/varnish/goal.png
2016-01-12 14:50:07 n-tech this is what I have basically but the insecure between nginx and varnish whitepages
2016-01-12 14:50:15 n-tech I can verify nginx is reading but the proxy_pass whitepages
2016-01-12 14:50:21 n-tech while regular :80 connections work fine
2016-01-12 14:50:27 n-tech It's baffling
2016-01-12 14:50:40 copypaste wat server
2016-01-12 14:50:43 copypaste ican look
2016-01-12 14:50:49 n-tech it's only local
2016-01-12 14:50:55 n-tech I'm trying to get it working local first
2016-01-12 14:51:00 copypaste k
2016-01-12 15:16:34 n-tech I've deduced it does go to Varnish
2016-01-12 15:16:40 n-tech but the only thing it increments in varnishstat is
2016-01-12 15:16:43 n-tech MAIN.fetch_none
2016-01-12 15:34:53 copypaste sorry i cannot be much help right at the moment
2016-01-12 15:34:57 copypaste i have 2 exterminators at my place
2016-01-12 15:35:02 copypaste spraying white poison
2016-01-12 15:35:02 copypaste lol
2016-01-12 15:35:03 n-tech lol
2016-01-12 15:35:16 n-tech it's nginx returning a blank response
2016-01-12 15:35:17 copypaste they found one of mochi's old pink hats
2016-01-12 15:35:21 n-tech now to find out if it's cuz of php or something else
2016-01-12 15:35:23 n-tech pink hats?
2016-01-12 15:35:27 copypaste full of ipis [cockroaches]
2016-01-12 15:35:30 copypaste like 50 in that hat
2016-01-12 15:35:35 copypaste that was theri home
2016-01-12 15:36:02 n-tech lol gross
2016-01-12 15:36:03 n-tech fuck that
2016-01-12 16:44:50 [copypaste away: Not here right now. since 2016-01-12 16:44:50+0800]
2016-01-12 17:21:40 [copypaste back: gone 00:36:49]
2016-01-12 20:48:10 n-tech man i can't catch a fucking break
2016-01-12 20:48:19 n-tech Varnish is working with static HTML but it's not working with PHP via SSL
2016-01-12 20:48:29 n-tech even though I can prove using writing to documents that the response happens
2016-01-12 20:48:32 n-tech and I get the full HTML
2016-01-12 20:48:37 n-tech varnish just like, throws it out?
2016-01-12 20:48:41 n-tech I have no clue why
2016-01-12 20:55:22 copypaste if you set it up in the dc or give me some way to connect i can try to fix it
2016-01-12 20:55:37 n-tech yeah im signing into t5 now to set it up
2016-01-12 21:06:12 n-tech rain
2016-01-12 21:06:19 n-tech i have missed it
2016-01-12 23:12:32 n-tech yo
2016-01-12 23:12:33 n-tech http://beta.8ch.net/
2016-01-12 23:12:35 n-tech i got this set up
2016-01-12 23:12:38 n-tech only the front page caches
2016-01-12 23:12:50 n-tech i'm going to continue to improve my tools for caching
2016-01-12 23:12:55 n-tech your job is to get varnish working for http
2016-01-12 23:13:05 n-tech you can chicken out and just get cloudflare to do pseudo-https
2016-01-12 23:13:13 n-tech but i think people would appreciate "full" https
2016-01-12 23:13:23 n-tech full being in sarcasm quotes because nsa has cloudflare backdoors but still
2016-01-13 15:05:22 copypaste full being in even more sarcasm quotes because in order to do full https you upload your privatekey to cloudflare
2016-01-13 15:05:28 copypaste i assume you know that
2016-01-13 15:05:39 n-tech ye that's the joke
2016-01-13 15:05:39 n-tech lol
2016-01-13 15:05:44 n-tech but yeah it's up there now
2016-01-13 15:05:57 n-tech http://beta.8ch.net/ https://beta.8ch.net/
2016-01-13 15:05:58 copypaste ok. i can probably figure it out
2016-01-13 15:06:00 copypaste yea
2016-01-13 15:06:07 n-tech That'd help a lot, it'd let me focus entirely on optimization
2016-01-13 18:52:39 n-tech http://8ch.net/tech/res/472850.html#472906
2016-01-13 18:52:42 n-tech I don't know how I missed this
2016-01-13 18:52:50 n-tech Balrog, the rando who apparently "owns" endchan
2016-01-13 18:52:54 n-tech made a post on /tech/ saying
2016-01-13 18:52:56 n-tech "WE NEED CODERS"
2016-01-13 18:53:02 n-tech it reminds me of when I played Blockland
2016-01-13 18:53:09 n-tech people who didn't know how to write scripts for add-ons
2016-01-13 18:53:15 n-tech would make general threads about their servers
2016-01-13 18:53:23 n-tech and would layout the rules to the gamemode they wanted to make that didn't exist
2016-01-13 18:53:29 n-tech and they would make like, job positions
2016-01-13 18:53:49 n-tech We need: 2 admins (already have 4), 6 moderators (already have 10), server host, CODERS!!
2016-01-13 18:53:54 n-tech and like
2016-01-13 18:54:05 n-tech they bring to the table absolutely nothing themselves besides this idea for a video game add-on
2016-01-13 18:54:26 n-tech and the thread is written in such a way that it's obvious the author expected the gravity of his wonderful idea in and of itself
2016-01-13 18:54:34 n-tech would attract the talent required to see his idea to completion
2016-01-13 18:54:48 n-tech Endchan is basically a really shitty blockland server.
2016-01-13 18:59:08 copypaste i'm not sure what blockland is, but i had the same expeirence when i played minecraft obsessively with the poorly run servers
2016-01-13 18:59:17 copypaste i even applied a few times to different positions
2016-01-13 18:59:18 n-tech ye that's basically the same shit
2016-01-13 18:59:19 copypaste lol
2016-01-13 18:59:29 n-tech kids wanted to make a cool server, didn't know how, expected other people to do it for them
2016-01-13 18:59:38 copypaste still thinking about this varnish problem
2016-01-13 18:59:42 copypaste i copied working configs that don't work
2016-01-13 18:59:45 n-tech it's a bitch ain't it
2016-01-13 18:59:45 copypaste i'm sure i'll get it eventually
2016-01-13 18:59:49 n-tech it works with static html
2016-01-13 19:00:06 n-tech the issue is upstream
2016-01-13 19:00:15 n-tech between nginx, varnish, and nginx again
2016-01-13 19:00:25 n-tech because varnishstat will say "MAIN.page_empty" or something
2016-01-13 19:00:30 n-tech and it will return a white screen when I got it working
2016-01-13 19:00:39 n-tech if I did SSL for a raw html doc i got it
2016-01-13 19:00:46 n-tech and php did react to the request
2016-01-13 19:00:52 n-tech so it's something fucky on the up
2016-01-14 02:43:30 copypaste hi sorry i had an asthma attack and went to the hospital so i'm too tired to think about it now
2016-01-14 02:43:52 copypaste i have a nifty inhaler now though
2016-01-14 08:44:54 copypaste https://i.imgur.com/u7VJOor.png
2016-01-14 08:45:00 copypaste stephenlynx posted a picture of himself
2016-01-14 08:45:04 copypaste in -dev just now
2016-01-14 08:45:07 copypaste i thought you'd like to see it
2016-01-14 12:01:33 n-tech he looks like a gay brown stephen colbert
2016-01-14 22:12:58 copypaste ron says to redirect /b/ to beta
2016-01-14 22:13:04 copypaste 8ch.net/b/ -> beta.8ch.net/b/
2016-01-14 22:13:05 copypaste OK?
2016-01-15 00:24:21 n-tech Did you call me?
2016-01-15 00:24:28 n-tech I can't answer the phone, my screen is busted
2016-01-15 00:24:53 copypaste oh, the phone screen broke
2016-01-15 00:24:57 copypaste yeah i'm trying
2016-01-15 00:25:03 copypaste uh, according to -dev you are leaking ips right now
2016-01-15 00:25:12 n-tech I disabled it already but who cares
2016-01-15 00:25:17 copypaste 12:19:40 atc https://media.8ch.net/n/src/1452784791694.png RIP
2016-01-15 00:25:17 copypaste 12:19:42 Jesus why?
2016-01-15 00:25:17 copypaste 12:20:53 Jesus what have I ever done to warrant josh coming into my life
2016-01-15 00:25:17 copypaste 12:21:06 Jesus this is a sick joke
2016-01-15 00:25:17 copypaste 12:21:15 atc Yo copypaste or someone who has access to turn debugging of should
2016-01-15 00:25:18 copypaste ok
2016-01-15 00:25:18 n-tech seriously i don't understand this fascination with IPs
2016-01-15 00:25:21 copypaste just making sure
2016-01-15 00:25:22 copypaste ye w/e
2016-01-15 00:25:26 copypaste just making sure it's disabled now
2016-01-15 00:25:49 n-tech it is, and tell the autists to stop fussing over fucking IP addresses nobody is going to DDoS your home router
2016-01-15 02:17:44 n-tech okay I am obviously starting to burn out
2016-01-15 02:17:54 n-tech because the fucking syntax for ln -s is eating me alive
2016-01-15 02:18:07 n-tech I have like 80 attachment directries symlinked to random shit like I sewed together a fucking frankenstein monster
2016-01-15 02:18:31 n-tech can you please symlink /var/www/8ch.net/storage/app/attachments/ to /srv/8ch.net/next/storage/app/attachments/
2016-01-15 02:18:46 copypaste ln -s
2016-01-15 02:18:47 n-tech http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1951742/how-to-symlink-a-file-in-linux
2016-01-15 02:18:48 n-tech yea
2016-01-15 02:18:48 copypaste it's really easy
2016-01-15 02:18:50 n-tech i'm following this shit
2016-01-15 02:19:04 copypaste ok, which one is the target and what's the link's name
2016-01-15 02:19:15 n-tech and now I have an attachment directory in /next/, /storage/, /storage/app/attachments/, /attachments/attachments/, and /attachments/attachments/attachments
2016-01-15 02:19:21 copypaste i think /srv/8ch.net/next/storage/app/attachments/ => target
2016-01-15 02:19:22 n-tech root@troi05:/var/www/8ch.net/next/storage/app# ln -s /srv/8ch.net/next/storage/app/attachments/ ./attachments
2016-01-15 02:19:26 n-tech like what the fuck am i doing wrong
2016-01-15 02:19:42 copypaste use absolute paths
2016-01-15 02:19:58 copypaste hm
2016-01-15 02:20:03 copypaste actually for lnkname probably doesn't matter
2016-01-15 02:20:05 copypaste idk lol
2016-01-15 02:26:28 n-tech I think I accidentally deleted all migrated attachments
2016-01-15 02:26:35 n-tech literally every part of my being is now screaming in unison
2016-01-15 02:26:50 copypaste troi06 has no backup
2016-01-15 02:26:54 copypaste as i said before
2016-01-15 02:27:11 n-tech well they're all symlinked
2016-01-15 02:27:17 n-tech so only symlinks got dropped
2016-01-15 02:27:19 copypaste so you deleted the symlinks or
2016-01-15 02:27:19 copypaste ok
2016-01-15 02:30:43 n-tech Okay, turn off the redirect please. lol
2016-01-15 02:31:00 n-tech I think this went on for long enough. oddly the server is stable now
2016-01-15 02:31:13 copypaste done
2016-01-15 02:31:19 n-tech The two main problems are
2016-01-15 02:31:32 n-tech 1) HTTPS doesn't work with ESI because ESI is requesting https:// include URLS
2016-01-15 02:31:41 n-tech 2) File attachments are unstable a fuck because of how we're importing content
2016-01-15 02:32:01 n-tech and I really am having a hard time getting attachment related work to function relaibly when there's failures
2016-01-15 02:32:18 n-tech they throw 500 errors, my other attempts at compensating for maybe-there-maybe-not-there files is fucking up other stuff
2016-01-15 02:32:29 n-tech i think the only real reliable way of importing next round
2016-01-15 02:32:50 n-tech is to import it without symlinks, to change our algo for hashes, and to skip most boards.
2016-01-15 02:32:58 copypaste sounds fine to me
2016-01-15 02:33:13 copypaste there's another RAID on troi11, never used
2016-01-15 02:33:15 copypaste we could use that
2016-01-15 02:33:19 n-tech If I thread the import so that each thread only does every Nth board to allow for 4 simoltanious imports
2016-01-15 02:33:23 n-tech and if we don't run over every attachment
2016-01-15 02:33:24 copypaste i discovered it by accident
2016-01-15 02:33:28 n-tech the import should complete in like an hour
2016-01-15 02:33:52 copypaste and then BO can request theri attachments
2016-01-15 02:33:56 copypaste if they want
2016-01-15 02:34:06 copypaste or just any user, don't have to moderate it that strictly
2016-01-15 02:34:10 copypaste "pls import /fringe/ attachments"
2016-01-15 02:34:11 copypaste "ok"
2016-01-15 02:34:12 copypaste etc
2016-01-15 02:34:54 copypaste so next import no more using troi06
2016-01-15 02:34:57 copypaste OK (☝ﾟ∀ﾟ)☝
2016-01-15 02:35:34 n-tech Sounds good
2016-01-15 18:20:55 n-tech https://twitter.com/xerxeswatkins/status/687940638503927808
2016-01-15 18:21:10 n-tech every time I become aware that Jim is aware that I still exist I get massive spikes of anxiety
2016-01-15 18:21:16 n-tech and I'm not usually someone who experiences anxiety
2016-01-15 20:24:30 n-tech okay do me a favor
2016-01-15 20:24:39 n-tech can you add a vuln.beta.8ch.net directory that bypasses cf
2016-01-15 20:24:54 n-tech I need to Seige
2016-01-15 21:08:38 copypaste added
2016-01-15 21:09:43 copypaste actually, cloudflare doesnt seem to like multiple levels of dots
2016-01-15 21:09:48 copypaste i added vulnbeta.8ch.net instead
2016-01-15 21:09:52 copypaste it accepted it but didn't resolve
2016-01-15 21:17:59 n-tech nginx isn't accepting it yer
2016-01-15 21:18:03 n-tech going to whitelist IPs
2016-01-15 21:18:03 n-tech thans
2016-01-15 21:18:52 copypaste http://o.8ch.net/%E6%9C%80%E3%82%82.png
2016-01-15 21:18:55 copypaste is this chart readable
2016-01-15 21:19:03 copypaste i need ur design expertise
2016-01-15 21:19:32 n-tech ye
2016-01-15 21:19:38 n-tech i would reverse the order of the legend though
2016-01-15 21:19:41 n-tech so it matches the graph
2016-01-15 21:19:46 copypaste lowest first?
2016-01-15 21:19:50 copypaste hmm
2016-01-15 21:20:49 copypaste also oekaki officially gets more posts than 8chan in a day
2016-01-15 21:20:51 copypaste rip
2016-01-15 21:21:01 copypaste that's what that graph says in nip
2016-01-15 23:38:42 copypaste hey
2016-01-15 23:38:42 copypaste emergency
2016-01-15 23:38:43 copypaste you need to recompile ffmpeg right now or disable it (i disabled it on 8chan until i get a chance to recompile)
2016-01-15 23:39:24 copypaste big 0day
2016-01-15 23:39:33 copypaste http://www.techeye.net/news/open-sauce-has-zero-day-bugs-too
2016-01-15 23:40:20 copypaste http://news.softpedia.com/news/zero-day-ffmpeg-vulnerability-lets-anyone-steal-files-from-remote-machines-498880.shtml
2016-01-15 23:40:36 copypaste the recompile flag is --disable-network
2016-01-15 23:41:47 copypaste the reason this is a big deal is because users can upload a slightly modified mp4 and trigger the bug
2016-01-15 23:41:53 copypaste to get any file on the system
2016-01-15 23:41:57 copypaste like, config files and so on
2016-01-15 23:51:11 n-tech Interesting
2016-01-15 23:51:17 n-tech What version does it affect
2016-01-15 23:51:39 n-tech oh wow any version before 2.8.4
2016-01-16 16:11:47 copypaste hey do you need to go to immigration soon ?
2016-01-16 16:11:56 copypaste remember not to overstay, your old 6 mo. visa is no good anymore
2016-01-16 16:12:09 copypaste every time you leave the country unless you have a 9(G) visa your previous visa is invalidated
2016-01-16 16:12:30 copypaste i'm going for my yearly check-in this month
2016-01-16 16:20:34 n-tech They didn't void that stamp
2016-01-16 16:20:41 n-tech As far as the BOI is concerned it is valid
2016-01-16 16:21:50 copypaste ┐('～`；)┌
2016-01-16 16:22:08 copypaste pretty sure that's not how it works, the latest stamp is the valid one
2016-01-16 16:22:14 copypaste any later one invalidates earlier ones
2016-01-16 16:22:32 copypaste i have 4 unvoided tourist stamps
2016-01-16 16:22:37 copypaste before the giant 9G stamp
2016-01-16 16:23:01 n-tech I didn't get a new stamp
2016-01-16 16:23:06 n-tech She made no impact on my passport
2016-01-16 16:23:06 copypaste really?
2016-01-16 16:23:11 copypaste wow
2016-01-16 16:23:16 n-tech Remember? She was being a bitch about me coming in for work
2016-01-16 16:23:19 n-tech and then she asked her suprevisor
2016-01-16 16:23:23 copypaste yes, i remember
2016-01-16 16:23:27 n-tech and her supervisor was like, indignant that she even asked him
2016-01-16 16:23:28 copypaste you shouldn't have said that work stuff
2016-01-16 16:23:31 copypaste "i work for american company"
2016-01-16 16:23:35 n-tech so she just closed the passport and gave it back to me
2016-01-16 16:23:35 copypaste "sorry no understand filipino"
2016-01-16 16:23:39 copypaste "want seeing rizal park lololol"
2016-01-16 16:24:22 n-tech She asked me dude
2016-01-16 16:24:35 n-tech She saw I had been there for a year and started pummeling me with questions about work and money
2016-01-16 16:24:39 copypaste so lie
2016-01-16 16:24:56 n-tech dude nevermind
2016-01-16 16:25:01 n-tech you're not understanding what i'm telling you
2016-01-16 16:25:13 copypaste yes, i remember, you said you work online
2016-01-16 16:25:25 copypaste but online is not a place. you work online freelance for an american company, better
2016-01-16 16:25:32 copypaste she wanted to know the nationality
2016-01-16 16:25:32 n-tech I told her that
2016-01-16 16:25:34 n-tech I told her exactly that
2016-01-16 16:25:40 copypaste oh, ok
2016-01-16 16:25:44 copypaste that's why she let us in then
2016-01-16 16:25:44 n-tech I work for an American company that I own online
2016-01-16 16:25:49 copypaste ahh
2016-01-16 16:25:53 copypaste i didn't catch that part
2016-01-16 16:25:58 copypaste ok cool
2016-01-16 16:26:02 copypaste it's nice she didn't stamp you
2016-01-16 16:26:08 copypaste save time & money
2016-01-16 16:26:20 copypaste when i went to phuket they stamped me when i came back
2016-01-16 16:26:23 copypaste invalidated 3 months
2016-01-17 20:05:59 copypaste hello
2016-01-17 20:06:13 copypaste it has been over 24 hours since i have seen mochi
2016-01-17 20:06:33 copypaste we didn't fight or anything, she just wanted to go to meet a friend at quezon memorial circle and i said ok
2016-01-17 20:06:58 copypaste if she doesn't come back by tomorrow morning i'm going to hire a private investigator and open a police report
2016-01-17 20:07:00 copypaste that's all
2016-01-17 20:07:08 copypaste if you see her let me know
2016-01-17 20:07:46 copypaste she left most of her things here and before she left didn't say anything about not coming back
2016-01-17 20:09:35 copypaste i believe that she may have went to a cult meeting
2016-01-17 20:09:41 copypaste judging by what i dug up on facebook
2016-01-17 20:15:13 copypaste i've also determined that she didn't steal any cash, ~60k php remains here which is odd because if it was premeditated to just run away she could have easily swiped it when im not paying attention
2016-01-17 20:15:16 copypaste considering she knows where it is
2016-01-17 20:15:24 copypaste this bolsters my theory that something bad happened to her
2016-01-17 20:15:50 copypaste no cards were stolen either despite her knowing the keycodes
2016-01-17 20:54:18 n-tech wow that's kind of shit
2016-01-17 20:54:28 n-tech What cult meeting? INC?
2016-01-17 21:18:11 copypaste her cousin came onto facebook and revealed some more details
2016-01-17 21:18:19 copypaste they never saw each other last night
2016-01-17 21:18:39 copypaste but she did know where mochi went, to rendezvous with her previous boyfriend as it's his birthday
2016-01-17 21:18:43 copypaste apparently they got back together
2016-01-17 21:18:53 copypaste they're probaly fucking. i'm going to get another nurse and fire her
2016-01-17 21:19:06 copypaste resolution
2016-01-17 21:19:22 copypaste i don't really care if she has a bf or anything btw, it's just the lying and one day unexplained absence
2016-01-17 21:19:42 copypaste if i want to fuck i use alternate avenues
2016-01-17 21:24:46 n-tech yeah it's kind of weird she'd poof like that
2016-01-17 21:25:03 n-tech she seemed so completely mindless and just seemed content to do whatever was asked
2016-01-17 21:51:33 copypaste maybe she finally snapped. but it's not like i mistreated her
2016-01-17 21:51:37 copypaste we didn't even fight for weeks before this
2016-01-17 21:51:44 copypaste she seemed happier even
2016-01-17 21:51:55 copypaste it's so weird. i think what happened is the boyfriend you know, they were meeting up as usual
2016-01-17 22:01:23 copypaste and then one thing led to another
2016-01-17 22:01:41 copypaste and she's knocked up again, and now they're madly in love (for the fifth time, they are a couple that is constantly breaking up and back together)
2016-01-17 22:02:23 copypaste and so they decided with rose colored glasses that anything is possible, etc etc, let's go to aklan
2016-01-17 22:02:32 copypaste and get a job, even though there are no jobs there
2016-01-17 22:02:33 copypaste it's sad really
2016-01-17 22:02:47 copypaste anyway, i found a replacement who is coming over now. her name is jane
2016-01-17 22:02:54 copypaste she'll probably be the new mochi
2016-01-17 22:03:14 n-tech How did you find her?
2016-01-17 22:03:22 copypaste she's mochi's cousin, funny enough
2016-01-17 22:03:24 copypaste i've met her before
2016-01-17 22:03:28 n-tech uh oh
2016-01-17 22:03:36 n-tech that sounds like a not-so-good idea
2016-01-17 22:03:40 copypaste why?
2016-01-17 22:03:40 n-tech there's going to be drama inevitably
2016-01-17 22:04:34 copypaste i don't care, it will make her come back and epxlain things to me
2016-01-17 22:04:45 copypaste so i can have some resolution
2016-01-17 23:31:52 copypaste she came strolling in at 11PM and i let her know she's fired
2016-01-17 23:31:57 copypaste come Feb 1
2016-01-17 23:32:06 copypaste thanks for looking out
2016-01-17 23:59:28 n-tech Is she upset?
2016-01-18 00:00:08 copypaste yes
2016-01-18 00:00:24 copypaste i don't care though. i really can't handle people lying to me, and this was just egregious
2016-01-18 00:01:18 copypaste i had to survive for 24 hours just on the chocolate in my fridge and tap water. i don't care if she wants to fuck the bf, take a break, or whatever. i only care about the lying about how long was going to be gone, what the purpose of leaving was, and so on
2016-01-18 00:01:33 copypaste i need time to make alternate arrangements and was given none
2016-01-18 00:01:57 copypaste i have 5 people i know who can fill in, but none on 0 day notice
2016-01-18 00:20:22 copypaste they have other jobs you know
2016-01-18 00:20:34 copypaste cleaning, or driving grabcar/uber, etc
2016-01-18 00:20:56 copypaste she's upset at losing a steady easy job, and i don't really want to retrain some derp, but it is what it is
2016-01-18 00:24:13 n-tech yeah I understand
2016-01-18 00:24:30 n-tech it's probably going to ruin that relationship too, she probably got coaxed into hanging out for longer than she intended
2016-01-18 00:24:39 copypaste yup, probably
2016-01-18 00:24:51 n-tech as i said, she doesn't strike me as someone who makes that many disobedient independent decisions
2016-01-18 00:24:51 copypaste "i got fired thanks to you, now support me"
2016-01-18 00:25:03 copypaste she doesn't, which is what's so odd about it
2016-01-18 00:25:09 copypaste she's usually happy to just watch TV all day
2016-01-18 00:25:22 copypaste one time she asked for 2 days off and i said sure thing
2016-01-18 00:25:26 copypaste that's what's so weird
2016-01-18 19:50:10 copypaste hey
2016-01-18 19:50:15 copypaste i have something that might help you
2016-01-18 19:50:45 copypaste it's not adderall but one of my friends who knows more about drugs than i do said modafinil is much easier to get, and one of the indications is
2016-01-18 19:50:49 copypaste dun da da dun sleep apnea
2016-01-18 19:50:51 copypaste which you have :D
2016-01-18 19:51:12 copypaste maybe you try it
2016-01-18 19:51:20 copypaste it's not S2 only
2016-01-18 22:13:26 n-tech I've heard good things about moda
2016-01-18 22:15:34 n-tech So Ron is helping with read.php? Did everyone just give up or something?
2016-01-18 22:15:48 n-tech Mate if you're giving up and getting Ron to help fix Vichan just let me know so I can stop wasting my time
2016-01-18 22:15:50 n-tech I'll just go home
2016-01-18 22:16:09 n-tech You've entirely shut down my motivation factory on this project
2016-01-18 22:16:18 n-tech I was staying optimistic until you were like, ah fuck it I'll just do it myself
2016-01-18 22:22:21 copypaste i don't know why ron made that commit, if you read it it's not much
2016-01-18 22:22:30 copypaste first he told me that Next has "too many loops"
2016-01-18 22:22:33 copypaste i don't know what that means
2016-01-18 22:22:40 n-tech He's a fucking moron
2016-01-18 22:22:42 copypaste then he read read.php source code and decided it was too long
2016-01-18 22:22:47 copypaste and needed to be split into functions
2016-01-18 22:22:52 copypaste if you read the commit it's basically nothing
2016-01-18 22:22:52 n-tech Here's what he dediced the problem is, you ready?
2016-01-18 22:23:04 n-tech There's a loop for threads on the board index
2016-01-18 22:23:04 copypaste all it does is change if/elif/else into function/function/function
2016-01-18 22:23:06 n-tech A loop for replies
2016-01-18 22:23:09 n-tech and then a loop for attachments
2016-01-18 22:23:13 copypaste i am just being polite, because that's how i do
2016-01-18 22:23:16 n-tech He is absolutely convinced that Next is unsalvagable
2016-01-18 22:23:22 n-tech because it runs in "quadratic time"
2016-01-18 22:23:29 n-tech meaning he wants the software to have no loops at all
2016-01-18 22:23:31 copypaste he says weird stuff like that to me sometimes
2016-01-18 22:23:36 copypaste ``n log n''
2016-01-18 22:23:45 copypaste i'm pretty sure he says this stuff to sound smart and doesn't know what it means
2016-01-18 22:24:03 n-tech That wasn't even the fucking problem, Johann discovered the captcha system had the last super slow PostgreSQL query
2016-01-18 22:24:13 n-tech The binary fields for IPs and Hashes cannot be indexed
2016-01-18 22:24:18 n-tech So searching on them is impossibly slow.
2016-01-18 22:24:19 copypaste yes, that's what we were discussing
2016-01-18 22:24:22 copypaste and then he was like, hash it
2016-01-18 22:24:29 copypaste we were talking in slack about this i recall
2016-01-18 22:24:36 copypaste i don't see how hasing it helps
2016-01-18 22:24:38 n-tech Johann or Ron?
2016-01-18 22:24:41 copypaste ron of course
2016-01-18 22:25:00 n-tech It's like he just makes shit up, how the fuck am I supposed to believe 2ch has no for loops
2016-01-18 22:25:04 n-tech motherfucker you have threads
2016-01-18 22:25:16 n-tech and you have thread splicing URLs
2016-01-18 22:25:19 n-tech you sure as fuck have a loop
2016-01-18 22:25:21 copypaste haskell doesn't use loops, have you ever programmed in lisp?
2016-01-18 22:25:26 n-tech no
2016-01-18 22:25:27 copypaste it's a functional language
2016-01-18 22:25:32 copypaste it's all done by recursion, there are no loops
2016-01-18 22:25:36 copypaste it doesn't make much difference mind
2016-01-18 22:25:39 n-tech function recursion?
2016-01-18 22:25:41 copypaste yes
2016-01-18 22:25:43 copypaste that's right
2016-01-18 22:25:51 copypaste it wouldn't be faster
2016-01-18 22:25:56 n-tech He could not and refused to explain to me
2016-01-18 22:25:58 copypaste Next's problems are not due to programming paradigms
2016-01-18 22:25:59 n-tech how that was faster
2016-01-18 22:26:10 copypaste it's just OOP vs functional debate
2016-01-18 22:26:12 n-tech I asked him and he said he "didn't have time to give a lesson on quadratic computational time"
2016-01-18 22:26:19 copypaste you know how people on /tech/ just constantly spout programming language maymays
2016-01-18 22:26:26 copypaste that's basically ron, he pisses me off often
2016-01-18 22:26:38 copypaste i can copy some convo i had where he was shitting on 8chan blah blah
2016-01-18 22:26:42 copypaste and i told him you had all year to help
2016-01-18 22:26:44 copypaste you didn't do anything
2016-01-18 22:26:54 copypaste all you did wsa complain about php and say haskell is gr8
2016-01-18 22:26:57 copypaste over and over
2016-01-18 22:27:16 copypaste but not even offer any haskell backend for anyone to test, so i don't want to discuss vaporware
2016-01-18 22:27:20 copypaste and that is why he made a commit to read.php
2016-01-18 22:27:30 copypaste but it's untested, he just used php lint he said to me in slack PM
2016-01-18 22:27:38 copypaste i don't know why he did it, maybe he is just bored
2016-01-18 22:27:49 copypaste it doesn't really help with anything if you read the commit, it's a minor refactor
2016-01-18 22:28:00 copypaste i just liked one of his function names, doomsday lol.
2016-01-18 22:28:24 n-tech This commit was a horrible idea
2016-01-18 22:28:41 n-tech Anyone can figure out he's involved in 8chan now
2016-01-18 22:28:54 n-tech Saying that "2ch engineers" are helping isn't a good facade anymore
2016-01-18 22:29:12 n-tech also jesus fucking christ he uses 2 spaces instead of a tab
2016-01-18 22:30:32 copypaste yes, so it's mixed indentation
2016-01-18 22:30:42 copypaste i be polite to him, since i rely on being on his good side for a job.
2016-01-18 22:30:44 copypaste politics is important.
2016-01-18 22:30:48 copypaste https://8ch.net/_t/20160118.txt
2016-01-18 22:30:57 copypaste i am going to publish tihs now, do you not like any wording?
2016-01-18 22:31:47 n-tech It's fine
2016-01-18 22:31:57 n-tech shopwise closes in 30 minutes so I gotta go, brb
2016-01-18 22:32:08 copypaste ok. also johann is the real engineer
2016-01-18 22:32:11 copypaste just saying
2016-01-18 22:32:12 copypaste cya
2016-01-18 22:32:18 copypaste ron is the CEO's son
2016-01-18 22:32:21 copypaste don't mix up the two
2016-01-19 12:42:10 n-tech yo
2016-01-19 12:42:18 n-tech can I get you to install custom firmware on this other phone I had
2016-01-19 12:42:30 n-tech I don't know if it'll work but the screen's busted on yours, I don't know how it broke
2016-01-19 16:18:20 copypaste probably sat on it
2016-01-19 16:18:25 copypaste i can try
2016-01-19 16:18:31 copypaste i need model number of phone
2016-01-19 16:18:40 copypaste and also what bands it supports
2016-01-19 16:19:09 copypaste you can find this stuff on gsmarena.com
2016-01-19 16:20:04 copypaste also, phone flashing and repair is a major business in philippines
2016-01-19 16:20:16 copypaste i'm sure that the people who work at them know more than even i do
2016-01-19 16:20:18 copypaste just saying
2016-01-19 19:51:42 n-tech SAMSUNG-SM-G900V
2016-01-19 19:59:25 copypaste if i flash it i don't think it'll work on the local 3G network here
2016-01-19 19:59:44 copypaste you're gonna have to buy a new phone. you can get a cheap one for maybe 3K-5K
2016-01-19 20:10:37 n-tech Do you know what band I need to be able to listen to?
2016-01-19 20:10:59 n-tech because my phone has options to access "global" bands
2016-01-19 20:11:07 n-tech but it literally locks me out because I don't have a Verizon plan
2016-01-19 20:11:19 n-tech I'm pretty sure I can do lots of cool stuff with my phone but I'm not allowed to because of the firmware
2016-01-19 20:11:23 n-tech which is why I want to flash it
2016-01-19 20:12:41 copypaste you can't flash locked phones without rooting, and some locks are implemented at the firmware level and not the OS level
2016-01-19 20:12:56 n-tech My phone is rooted
2016-01-19 20:12:58 copypaste some are implemented in the baseband
2016-01-19 20:13:01 n-tech I've deleted tons of Verizon stuff already
2016-01-19 20:13:03 copypaste oh, ok then
2016-01-19 20:13:11 n-tech it says "Custom" when I boot it
2016-01-19 20:13:15 n-tech I think that means rooted yea?
2016-01-19 20:37:02 copypaste i have no idea, i guess it would depend on the bootloader
2016-01-19 20:37:09 copypaste if you have the terminal application can u do `su`?
2016-01-19 20:37:25 copypaste if so that means that you can change the OS, but the firmware might still be locked to verizon
2016-01-19 20:37:30 copypaste they're separate in most newer phones
2016-01-19 20:44:27 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/VrJ9hIh.png
2016-01-19 20:44:28 n-tech yeee
2016-01-19 20:46:13 copypaste OK, i can flash it but the details of firmware locks are something i don't know much about
2016-01-19 20:46:58 copypaste so my flash is not guaranteed to unlock the phone from verizon
2016-01-19 20:47:02 copypaste it might though
2016-01-19 20:47:22 copypaste i only ever have bought unlockedGSM phones
2016-01-19 20:47:25 copypaste because i trave a lot
2016-01-19 21:57:08 copypaste /14/14/14
2016-01-20 10:05:52 copypaste i found modafinil already
2016-01-20 10:06:03 n-tech "found"?
2016-01-20 10:06:06 copypaste we're meeting the guy 5:30 pm friday in katipunan
2016-01-20 10:06:10 copypaste yes found
2016-01-20 10:06:23 n-tech Where is that?
2016-01-20 10:06:29 n-tech Do I need to bring money?
2016-01-20 10:06:31 n-tech Is this sustainable?
2016-01-20 10:07:14 copypaste i could have found ice (for drinking of course :^)) six months ago if that's what you wanted you know, it's just foreign imported pharms are hard to find
2016-01-20 10:07:25 copypaste katipunan is like, southwest of here
2016-01-20 10:07:38 copypaste we're meeting by the train station there
2016-01-20 10:08:02 copypaste yeah you bring 1325 php exactly, i'll do the same
2016-01-20 10:08:15 copypaste i told him we're splitting it since im also curious but if i dont like it ill just give you mine
2016-01-20 10:09:10 n-tech What is the quantity and dosage?
2016-01-20 10:09:12 copypaste its a legit brand in original blister pack
2016-01-20 10:09:18 n-tech and what happens when I want more?
2016-01-20 10:09:24 copypaste 15x100mg
2016-01-20 10:09:33 copypaste well, if you want more i'll give you his number
2016-01-20 10:09:37 copypaste why not try it first though di ba
2016-01-20 10:09:49 n-tech I will but still
2016-01-20 10:11:18 copypaste kcool. i tried to also get ritalin, but he said that's more strictly regulated. it might even be S2
2016-01-20 10:11:51 copypaste try this first. i think it's safer
2016-01-20 10:11:56 copypaste ritalin is for out of control 6 year olds
2016-01-20 10:12:04 copypaste i don't think you need to go that route yet
2016-01-20 10:12:22 n-tech I'm pretty out of control
2016-01-20 10:12:52 copypaste you're unpredictable
2016-01-20 10:12:53 copypaste and erratic
2016-01-20 10:12:55 copypaste it's not the same
2016-01-20 10:13:10 n-tech I'm the most predictable person in the entire world
2016-01-20 10:13:19 copypaste i wouldn't say that
2016-01-20 10:13:31 copypaste your schedule is predictable but your reactions to things are not
2016-01-20 10:15:10 n-tech I dunno I'm prety predictable
2016-01-20 10:15:12 n-tech you keep thinking I quit
2016-01-20 10:15:20 n-tech you literally thought I quit the project and planned to leave the country
2016-01-20 10:15:23 copypaste because you keep quitting
2016-01-20 10:15:26 n-tech because I was angry at Jollibees
2016-01-20 10:15:37 n-tech I've never quit, you just assume I quit for some reason
2016-01-20 10:15:48 copypaste ok
2016-01-20 10:15:55 n-tech no, you can't back out of that
2016-01-20 10:16:08 copypaste im not
2016-01-20 10:16:12 n-tech I've never said I was done. I get upset and say that this makes things more difficult or makes me wonder if the project is worth doing
2016-01-20 10:16:20 n-tech but then you bridge that gap and assume I'm taking off
2016-01-20 10:16:23 n-tech and it's really bizarre
2016-01-20 10:16:50 copypaste you keep talking about that dog and leaving the country
2016-01-20 10:16:57 n-tech wat
2016-01-20 10:17:00 copypaste i don't know what else i'm supposed to get out of that
2016-01-20 10:17:11 copypaste i've heard you mention three times so far leaving the country and getting a dog
2016-01-20 10:17:14 copypaste specifically, about a dog
2016-01-20 10:17:23 copypaste the dog stuck with me more than the leaving
2016-01-20 10:17:26 n-tech You were there
2016-01-20 10:17:39 n-tech when the Senden guy offered to move us to Japan and pay for rent in Spring
2016-01-20 10:17:44 n-tech and I told Ron while I was there
2016-01-20 10:17:46 n-tech after this offer
2016-01-20 10:17:47 copypaste wait, it's specifically ron's dog only?
2016-01-20 10:17:53 n-tech that if I moved I'd take his dog if he didn't want it
2016-01-20 10:17:55 copypaste not just any dog >
2016-01-20 10:18:00 n-tech yeah dude it's a shibe and he doesn't treat it well
2016-01-20 10:18:05 n-tech he has this super active dog locked up inside
2016-01-20 10:18:09 n-tech and he gets mad that it's destructive
2016-01-20 10:18:20 copypaste ok i misunderstood, and also i mentally rated the chances of the move over actually panning out very low
2016-01-20 10:18:23 n-tech it's destructive because it's a high maintenance animal with no stimulation
2016-01-20 10:18:24 copypaste you know i'm a pessimist
2016-01-20 10:18:37 n-tech I have many plans and many paths and zero stake in any of them
2016-01-20 10:18:41 n-tech I daydream a lot
2016-01-20 10:19:01 copypaste i thinkthat a dog would be excellent for you
2016-01-20 10:19:07 copypaste i for one have always wanted a golden retriver
2016-01-20 10:19:16 copypaste but, i would need to live at ground level for tha tto be a reality
2016-01-20 10:19:53 copypaste i think shiba inu is cute but i'm not going to pretend that that is a sensible dog for someone with my condition,lol
2016-01-20 10:20:45 n-tech that dog overpowered you in the car, lol
2016-01-20 10:20:50 n-tech stick with cats
2016-01-20 11:50:20 copypaste when i was in foster care they had this cutest dog
2016-01-20 11:50:23 copypaste shit zu or something
2016-01-20 11:50:28 copypaste shit zoo idk
2016-01-20 11:50:31 copypaste that's what it soundede like
2016-01-20 11:50:39 copypaste anyway that dog was super old and like blind and shit
2016-01-20 11:51:19 copypaste it was fun to just hold him and he'd do that cute panting thing
2016-01-20 11:51:47 copypaste no one ever gave that dog much attention and people would always step on him on accident and since hes blind he doesn't see it coming
2016-01-20 11:51:55 copypaste he died while i was there ;_;
2016-01-20 11:52:23 copypaste but anyway golden retrievers are a calm breed, they give them to quadraplegics and blind people in the us as service animals
2016-01-20 11:52:27 copypaste they were bred for that purpose
2016-01-20 11:52:44 copypaste the shiba inu only overpowered me because it didn't know me and it was a hunting dog
2016-01-20 11:52:59 copypaste anyway, worse comes to worse i go to a shelter and pick up another super old lap dog
2016-01-21 12:38:28 copypaste so
2016-01-21 12:38:59 n-tech what time is it that we're meeting up tomorrow
2016-01-21 12:39:00 copypaste here's my plans for tomorrow, to come pick you up and take you to katipunan, we'll meet that guy and see what the mall there is like
2016-01-21 12:39:14 copypaste i want to spend a bit of time just talking and goign over things beforehand if it's ok
2016-01-21 12:39:17 copypaste also you can meet cheryl
2016-01-21 12:39:22 copypaste who i am probably going to hire
2016-01-21 12:39:26 n-tech is Mochi already gone?
2016-01-21 12:39:28 copypaste no
2016-01-21 12:39:39 copypaste mochi might still be there, idk. depends on how today goes
2016-01-21 12:39:44 copypaste maybe both will be there. lmao
2016-01-21 12:40:58 n-tech what time are you coming over?
2016-01-21 12:41:05 copypaste 2?
2016-01-21 12:41:11 n-tech alright
2016-01-21 12:41:33 n-tech remember, my phone is down, so I'll give you my old phone to flash as well
2016-01-21 12:41:41 copypaste oh, you have no phone
2016-01-21 12:43:45 n-tech btw
2016-01-21 12:43:45 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/nick-bate-3-judgement-day.16562/page-17#post-1225446
2016-01-21 12:49:35 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 12:49:43 copypaste guilty across the board, who would have thought
2016-01-21 12:50:03 n-tech i wrote a big post about how i felt cuz it's kind of a weird thing for me
2016-01-21 12:50:10 n-tech if i had to repick my career i'd be a public defender
2016-01-21 12:50:17 copypaste you'd defend nick?
2016-01-21 12:50:18 copypaste why ?
2016-01-21 12:50:18 n-tech i truly despise the american justice system
2016-01-21 12:50:20 n-tech yes
2016-01-21 12:50:23 n-tech because i could
2016-01-21 12:50:27 n-tech because he deserves a fair trial
2016-01-21 12:50:29 copypaste but he was guilty
2016-01-21 12:50:32 copypaste he deserved it
2016-01-21 12:50:35 n-tech do you know that?
2016-01-21 12:50:42 copypaste no
2016-01-21 12:50:44 n-tech see
2016-01-21 12:50:44 copypaste but he admitted it
2016-01-21 12:50:49 copypaste he said he wrote that
2016-01-21 12:50:51 n-tech i said i'd strangle mark
2016-01-21 12:50:53 n-tech but i wouldn't
2016-01-21 12:50:54 n-tech lol
2016-01-21 12:51:00 n-tech Nick is a chronic failure
2016-01-21 12:51:05 n-tech and that's partly because of society
2016-01-21 12:51:10 n-tech and society owes him at least a fair trial
2016-01-21 12:51:13 n-tech something has to work
2016-01-21 12:51:18 n-tech you can't just keep putting people in a box
2016-01-21 12:52:09 copypaste you can still becmoe a public defender if you can afford the schooling you know
2016-01-21 12:52:11 copypaste they'll take aonyone
2016-01-21 12:52:17 copypaste you just need a law degree and a bar exam pass
2016-01-21 12:52:19 copypaste just saying
2016-01-21 12:52:28 n-tech yea but it'd be work and it'd take going back to school
2016-01-21 12:52:31 n-tech i like what i do
2016-01-21 12:52:33 copypaste indeed
2016-01-21 12:52:49 n-tech holy shit the guy nextdoor is like
2016-01-21 12:52:53 n-tech putting something in his wall
2016-01-21 12:52:55 n-tech and out of nowhere just
2016-01-21 12:53:00 n-tech horrible whirring noise
2016-01-21 12:53:03 n-tech drilling into concrete
2016-01-21 12:53:03 n-tech wtf
2016-01-21 12:53:12 n-tech i didn't even know I had a neighbor
2016-01-21 12:53:16 copypaste what's wrong with drilling concree
2016-01-21 12:53:18 copypaste maybe you didn't
2016-01-21 12:53:23 copypaste could be the unit owner found a tenant
2016-01-21 12:53:24 n-tech it's loud as shit
2016-01-21 12:53:26 n-tech like deafening
2016-01-21 12:53:30 copypaste yeah that's true
2016-01-21 12:53:47 n-tech I'm glad I wasn't asleep because that'd scare the shit out of me
2016-01-21 12:53:50 n-tech it's right by my bed
2016-01-21 12:54:30 copypaste yee
2016-01-21 12:54:41 copypaste but then again, if he wasn't always there he might not even know you live there
2016-01-21 12:54:46 copypaste you don't have anything hung up on your door
2016-01-21 12:54:52 n-tech wow I really hope th dude's just putting something into his wall and i've had a neighbor this entire time
2016-01-21 12:54:52 copypaste no quote or anything
2016-01-21 12:54:54 copypaste neither do i
2016-01-21 12:54:57 n-tech because if I have a new neighbor
2016-01-21 12:55:00 n-tech and this is the shit he does
2016-01-21 12:55:02 n-tech i'm going to go insane
2016-01-21 12:55:05 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 12:55:06 copypaste yeah
2016-01-21 12:55:21 copypaste you can move though, it's a whole empty building
2016-01-21 12:55:26 copypaste just saying ┐('～`；)┌
2016-01-21 12:55:58 copypaste i'm curious how you would have defended nick
2016-01-21 12:56:01 copypaste and why you think he's innocent
2016-01-21 12:56:20 n-tech everyone is innocent until proven guilty
2016-01-21 12:56:22 n-tech lol
2016-01-21 12:56:29 n-tech you really are made for this country
2016-01-21 12:56:33 n-tech you have no concept of western values
2016-01-21 12:56:35 copypaste lel
2016-01-21 12:56:37 copypaste sorry
2016-01-21 12:56:45 n-tech it just astounds me that we grew up in the same country
2016-01-21 12:56:49 n-tech like, not in a dismissive way
2016-01-21 12:56:53 n-tech but your mindset is radically different
2016-01-21 12:57:04 copypaste did we, did we really? i grew up in a trailer park and then in government housing
2016-01-21 12:57:08 copypaste also part of the time in foster care
2016-01-21 12:57:12 copypaste our upbringings weren't that similar
2016-01-21 12:57:26 n-tech well I grew up in Florida with a single mother
2016-01-21 12:57:30 copypaste i was just talking about something similar with [desu]
2016-01-21 12:57:32 n-tech but we come from the same nation
2016-01-21 12:57:47 n-tech like i didn't have much
2016-01-21 12:57:55 copypaste everyone is innocent until proven guilty in the eyes of the law
2016-01-21 12:58:01 copypaste not in reality, and not in the eyes of most sane people
2016-01-21 12:58:03 copypaste depends on the case
2016-01-21 12:58:14 n-tech well like, for instance
2016-01-21 12:58:26 n-tech I think it was John Adams who represented the British soldiers who did the Boston Massacre
2016-01-21 12:58:31 n-tech and people were like, angry that he did this
2016-01-21 12:58:35 n-tech that he stepped up to defend them
2016-01-21 12:58:37 n-tech and he was like
2016-01-21 12:58:48 n-tech we just fucking made the constitution and we're not going to give these guys a fair trial? fuck you
2016-01-21 12:58:57 n-tech so he represented them and they were fairly convicted
2016-01-21 12:59:05 copypaste but ok why don't you think nick's trial was fair
2016-01-21 12:59:09 copypaste i'm not arguing against trials
2016-01-21 12:59:13 n-tech his defense was very poor
2016-01-21 12:59:16 copypaste i read the court report from whoever wrote it, it sounded fair
2016-01-21 12:59:20 copypaste because what he did is indefensible
2016-01-21 12:59:28 n-tech their argument was literally just that he would have raped her using shit
2016-01-21 12:59:31 copypaste that's why i asked how you'd defend him considering the evidence
2016-01-21 12:59:36 n-tech but since Amber's testimony didn't involve shit
2016-01-21 12:59:44 n-tech it couldn't have happened
2016-01-21 12:59:46 n-tech that was their defense
2016-01-21 12:59:48 n-tech that's a joke
2016-01-21 12:59:57 n-tech no sane lawyer would have presented that defense
2016-01-21 13:00:05 copypaste because the evidence was airtight, there couldn't have been a better defense than perhaps "well, he was hacked lol"
2016-01-21 13:00:10 copypaste and really, people are getting tired of tht
2016-01-21 13:00:37 n-tech well tbh
2016-01-21 13:00:42 n-tech you don't let him get into a courtroom
2016-01-21 13:00:49 n-tech because people like you more likely than not end up in the jury
2016-01-21 13:00:53 n-tech he said it, therefore he did it
2016-01-21 13:00:57 n-tech it was her worse versus his
2016-01-21 13:01:03 n-tech they should have demanded he plea out
2016-01-21 13:01:08 n-tech take 1 charge and get 7 years
2016-01-21 13:01:11 n-tech now he may never get out
2016-01-21 13:01:17 copypaste he shouldn't ever get out
2016-01-21 13:01:19 copypaste justice was served
2016-01-21 13:01:29 n-tech i guess, but that's not what a defense lawyer does
2016-01-21 13:01:40 copypaste yeah i agree he should not have gone on the stand
2016-01-21 13:01:43 copypaste but some clients insist
2016-01-21 13:01:44 n-tech my job is a technical challenge that tries to get the best circumstances for the worst people
2016-01-21 13:01:53 n-tech that's what people are speculating
2016-01-21 13:01:55 n-tech which makes me think
2016-01-21 13:02:00 n-tech if he genuinely wanted to stand trial
2016-01-21 13:02:04 n-tech he MUST have been warned
2016-01-21 13:02:08 n-tech that he would be slaughtered
2016-01-21 13:02:14 n-tech so i'm wondering if he was genuinely innocent
2016-01-21 13:02:20 n-tech like, he must have thought he had a chance
2016-01-21 13:02:23 copypaste sure, lots of clients still think as long as they can have their say it will help though, especially crazy people
2016-01-21 13:02:34 n-tech perhaps, it's hard to say
2016-01-21 13:02:38 n-tech I wrote a big post on this, let me find it
2016-01-21 13:02:44 copypaste ok
2016-01-21 13:02:59 n-tech I do find it very interesting that Nick was absolutely fucked. Whether or not he did anything doesn't even matter. His testimony didn't matter, AO's didn't matter. He condemned himself with what he did online. Even if he had never hurt anyone his entire life, Nick had essentially doused himself in gasoline -- it doesn't matter if he set the spark or not, given enough time, he was destined to go up in
2016-01-21 13:03:01 n-tech flames. This isn't even shocking to me, it's just what's expected, which is why in the sentence guessing game I've gone for maximum sentence no parole. He cannot be forgiven for his crimes, even if they were crimes he didn't commit. He said enough to convict himself.
2016-01-21 13:03:01 n-tech It is also almost incomprehensible how fucked he is. Both times Chris went to jail, we had to have 24/7 efforts to remind people that nothing really that bad was going to happen. Like, people seriously overestimated how aggressive a small courtroom is. This is the exact opposite. It is impossible to overstate how bad Nick's situation is. He's not on a legal death row, but he will die in prison. I have
2016-01-21 13:03:04 n-tech no doubt about it. He's going to a high/maximum security prison and may end up in Administrative Segregation, which is basically solitary confinement. A man who's grown up in the technological era is being stripped of all entertainment and thrown in a steel cage until he is inevitably murdered by a vigilante inmate. There is no way that is not going to happen. My brain cannot even begin to process the
2016-01-21 13:03:09 n-tech levels of abject misery he will be in. I'd consider death a blessing in his shoes.
2016-01-21 13:03:11 n-tech This sort of thing doesn't really make me happy. Absolutely no one wins here. American prison sentences are not about justice or rehabilitation, it's about revenge. We feel schadenfreude knowing that someone is going to live the rest of their life not being able to be happy ever again, with an extremely high probability of sexual assault, violent assault, and being murdered. The American tax payers
2016-01-21 13:03:16 n-tech will be paying for the privilege of torturing Nick Bate for as many years as it drags out. In these cases, usually even the victim isn't happy about it because it doesn't really change anything. He won't be able to hurt anyone else again, but I'd consider our prison system cruel and unusual punishment, so it doesn't really feel like proper justice to me either.
2016-01-21 13:03:21 n-tech On the upside, I'll never have to read another tweet with the word aboot in it again, and for that, I'm grateful.
2016-01-21 13:04:36 copypaste now i agree with you here. bring back the death penalty
2016-01-21 13:04:41 n-tech ye
2016-01-21 13:04:42 copypaste they should just kill him, and not after ten years neither
2016-01-21 13:04:48 copypaste 6 months max
2016-01-21 13:04:51 n-tech well I think the dp should be opt in
2016-01-21 13:04:54 copypaste let any appeals drag out, then electric chair
2016-01-21 13:04:56 copypaste bzz bzz bzz
2016-01-21 13:04:58 n-tech like, not entirely
2016-01-21 13:05:02 n-tech if I was him I'd just say kill me
2016-01-21 13:05:09 n-tech I'd sign papers and go infront of a firing squad in a week
2016-01-21 13:05:12 n-tech like who cares at that point
2016-01-21 13:05:13 n-tech ggwp
2016-01-21 13:05:23 copypaste yeah
2016-01-21 13:05:38 copypaste but i still think the court was fair
2016-01-21 13:05:59 n-tech on the assumption that Nick denied lawyer advice to stand in front of a jury
2016-01-21 13:06:06 n-tech then I think they probably just did what he asked
2016-01-21 13:06:09 n-tech because that was HIS defense
2016-01-21 13:06:19 n-tech when the allegation was first presented he made his own defense on a YouTube video
2016-01-21 13:06:19 copypaste you still didn't write how you'd defend him
2016-01-21 13:06:28 n-tech I'd make Amber look stupid
2016-01-21 13:06:35 n-tech I would ridicule a rape victim's testemony
2016-01-21 13:06:44 n-tech NATURAL BORN LAWYER SON
2016-01-21 13:06:59 copypaste didn't the defense attorney do that? i read that in the report, that the lawyer specifically said that she couldn't keep her story straight
2016-01-21 13:07:09 copypaste that's making her look dumb. most likely he went through all the wayas it differed
2016-01-21 13:07:17 copypaste and the prosecution countered that she "remembered the important stuff"
2016-01-21 13:07:25 copypaste so he did that. what else would you do that the defense did not?
2016-01-21 13:07:32 n-tech Yeah, they hit some good notes
2016-01-21 13:07:48 n-tech but they shouldn't have presented the fetish stuff at all
2016-01-21 13:08:02 n-tech the "if it's not shit you must acquitt" defense is the biggest suicide I've ever seen in a court ever
2016-01-21 13:08:07 n-tech you are throwing away your freedom
2016-01-21 13:08:27 n-tech but again, if Nick specifically instructed them to go that route
2016-01-21 13:08:29 n-tech then it's on him
2016-01-21 13:08:32 n-tech which it very well may be
2016-01-21 13:08:57 n-tech The mother being on their side is a big one too, I'm not sure how they go about arranging testimony
2016-01-21 13:09:14 n-tech but she should have been a better witness and she should have pushed the "her dad is coaching her" line really hard
2016-01-21 13:09:23 copypaste have you ever seen a cross examination? you can't think of everything the prosecution will ask
2016-01-21 13:09:32 n-tech yea
2016-01-21 13:09:37 n-tech the other big one is the shadow of a doubt
2016-01-21 13:09:55 n-tech remind the jury that the only way you can return a guilty verdict is if it's beyond a shadow of a doubt that the person is actually guilty
2016-01-21 13:10:01 n-tech Say that everything presented is circumstantial
2016-01-21 13:10:04 n-tech or heresay
2016-01-21 13:10:13 copypaste chat logs he admitted to writing are not circumstantial
2016-01-21 13:10:21 copypaste i think i'd like to become a prosecutor if you'd be the defense attorney
2016-01-21 13:10:24 copypaste it's way more fun and i'm good at it
2016-01-21 13:10:36 n-tech you'd probably be good at it
2016-01-21 13:10:40 copypaste you basically get to call people dicks all the time
2016-01-21 13:10:42 copypaste i'm good at that
2016-01-21 13:10:48 copypaste i'd love prosecuting niggers all day
2016-01-21 13:10:50 copypaste what a fun job
2016-01-21 13:10:51 n-tech my aunt is a prosecuting attorney
2016-01-21 13:10:53 n-tech yea
2016-01-21 13:10:56 n-tech she's the same way
2016-01-21 13:10:58 n-tech works in Atlanta
2016-01-21 13:11:05 n-tech every nigger that walks through the door is guilty to her
2016-01-21 13:11:09 n-tech and she has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
2016-01-21 13:11:11 copypaste same to me
2016-01-21 13:11:12 n-tech huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
2016-01-21 13:11:13 n-tech conviction rate
2016-01-21 13:11:16 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 13:11:16 copypaste nice
2016-01-21 13:11:17 n-tech just rubber stamps those verdicts
2016-01-21 13:11:20 n-tech pow pow pow into the box
2016-01-21 13:11:23 n-tech get outta hyeahhhh
2016-01-21 13:11:49 n-tech my aunt is also like you, she's quick to snap
2016-01-21 13:11:58 n-tech like if you say something she thinks is stupid that lawyer thing comes in
2016-01-21 13:12:05 n-tech she'll say something that catches you off guard
2016-01-21 13:12:13 n-tech she's very suspicious of people that way
2016-01-21 13:12:25 copypaste it's called being street smart
2016-01-21 13:12:31 copypaste your aunt sounds cool
2016-01-21 13:12:42 n-tech she's tightly wound and high strung
2016-01-21 13:12:56 n-tech she's good when she's got some beer in her though
2016-01-21 13:12:58 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 13:12:59 n-tech she's fun in a good mood
2016-01-21 13:13:02 n-tech i've always liked her
2016-01-21 13:13:15 n-tech but like in a bad mood she suuuuuucks
2016-01-21 13:13:18 copypaste that's why i am on pills all the time, i am a real dick sober
2016-01-21 13:13:27 copypaste you don't want to cross me
2016-01-21 13:13:30 n-tech my uncle is a fucking bro tho
2016-01-21 13:13:39 n-tech he is the human embodiment of calm
2016-01-21 13:13:42 copypaste you have such a big family
2016-01-21 13:13:43 n-tech he has one tone, literally one tone voice
2016-01-21 13:13:46 copypaste it's nice, like mochi
2016-01-21 13:13:51 n-tech not really, it's pretty small
2016-01-21 13:13:55 n-tech Here's my entire family:
2016-01-21 13:14:15 n-tech Maternal grandfather, maternal grandmother, mom, uncle, aunt, aunt's husband, their daughter and son (cousins)
2016-01-21 13:14:27 n-tech that's it
2016-01-21 13:14:32 copypaste oh yeah not that big
2016-01-21 13:14:46 n-tech my uncle is married and has a kid but I do not know them well at all
2016-01-21 13:14:52 n-tech and my family is big but I don't know many of them
2016-01-21 13:14:55 n-tech I'm not sociable
2016-01-21 13:15:00 n-tech but my aunt's family has always been around
2016-01-21 13:15:03 n-tech i grew up close with them
2016-01-21 13:15:08 n-tech they're as close as family gets to me
2016-01-21 13:15:15 copypaste for me the living ones are just my mom, brother, my mom's sister (dying of cancer), my dad's father and my dad's sister
2016-01-21 13:15:20 copypaste would list my dad but we've been estranged for years
2016-01-21 13:15:27 n-tech When I need something they're there, because even though I'm very estranged and weird and kind of noticeably off
2016-01-21 13:15:32 n-tech I never call in favors and do my own thing
2016-01-21 13:15:38 n-tech so when I need help there's tons of good will floating around
2016-01-21 13:15:44 copypaste yes same for me
2016-01-21 13:15:51 copypaste that's always nice
2016-01-21 13:15:56 n-tech ye
2016-01-21 13:16:01 n-tech see that's something a lot of people don't have
2016-01-21 13:16:07 n-tech my family is dramatic but stable
2016-01-21 13:16:16 n-tech very stable, we don't have anyone i know who is real close to us
2016-01-21 13:16:19 n-tech who is just a complete fuckup
2016-01-21 13:16:27 n-tech like i'm probably the closest thing, my mom too
2016-01-21 13:16:28 n-tech we're the black sheep
2016-01-21 13:16:57 n-tech my mom has this weird thing where she only dates white niggers
2016-01-21 13:17:03 n-tech nigger being someone who's uneducated and unproductive
2016-01-21 13:17:09 n-tech she takes care of older men who are losers
2016-01-21 13:17:11 n-tech I hate that shit
2016-01-21 13:17:21 n-tech they burn down her house and she just finds one who's crippled that she could probably beat up
2016-01-21 13:17:30 n-tech like nigga god damn get a cat
2016-01-21 13:17:32 n-tech another one
2016-01-21 13:17:34 n-tech your third one
2016-01-21 13:17:35 n-tech stop dating losers
2016-01-21 13:18:16 copypaste the black sheep in my family would be my brother
2016-01-21 13:18:22 copypaste i never talk about him and am not about to start
2016-01-21 13:18:23 copypaste sorry
2016-01-21 13:18:37 n-tech you've talked about him a lot, but there's never anything to say
2016-01-21 13:18:43 n-tech it's just "he does nothing"
2016-01-21 13:18:48 n-tech i don't thnk there's anything to add
2016-01-21 13:20:42 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 13:20:49 copypaste yeah there's nothing more to say
2016-01-21 13:20:51 copypaste it's sad
2016-01-21 13:21:02 copypaste oh i have sometihng
2016-01-21 13:21:07 n-tech it must suck for him to play games tho
2016-01-21 13:21:12 n-tech cuz you guys have like, midget voices
2016-01-21 13:21:14 n-tech so people know
2016-01-21 13:21:18 copypaste he posted a picture of his ceiling on facebook and made an ms paint line between some points on it
2016-01-21 13:21:19 n-tech they probably think he uses a voice synth
2016-01-21 13:21:26 copypaste and said "woah this looks like a dude"
2016-01-21 13:21:36 copypaste or something
2016-01-21 13:21:37 n-tech did it look like a dude
2016-01-21 13:21:46 copypaste i couldn't see it but i still "liked" it
2016-01-21 13:21:50 copypaste since he rarely ever says anything
2016-01-21 13:21:51 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 13:21:52 n-tech lololol
2016-01-21 13:22:08 copypaste i swear he's not retarded though
2016-01-21 13:22:10 copypaste he's just "off"
2016-01-21 13:22:14 copypaste that's what my mom always says
2016-01-21 13:22:17 copypaste like turned off
2016-01-21 13:22:22 n-tech dude he sounds bored
2016-01-21 13:22:27 n-tech you sit inside all the time
2016-01-21 13:22:31 n-tech and then you look up and you're like
2016-01-21 13:22:40 n-tech woah those specks look like a stickfigure
2016-01-21 13:22:43 n-tech so you post it
2016-01-21 13:23:49 copypaste my mom doesn't hold him indoors you know, he's allowed to leave
2016-01-21 13:23:56 copypaste he just doesn't and has never said "i want to do this"
2016-01-21 13:24:23 n-tech sounds like me
2016-01-21 13:24:31 copypaste he also has been going to the local community college, i told you they blew his money on crap
2016-01-21 13:24:34 n-tech i just go where the wind takes me
2016-01-21 13:24:35 n-tech wooooosh
2016-01-21 13:24:37 copypaste that was supposed to be for books
2016-01-21 13:24:42 copypaste ididn't i tel you that
2016-01-21 13:24:46 n-tech no lol
2016-01-21 13:24:48 n-tech you didn't
2016-01-21 13:24:49 copypaste my mom was excitedly telling me about the shit they bought with it
2016-01-21 13:24:50 copypaste oh ok
2016-01-21 13:24:54 n-tech i didn't realize you could spend that money on other stuff
2016-01-21 13:25:00 n-tech i thought you like
2016-01-21 13:25:00 copypaste they gave them a check
2016-01-21 13:25:03 copypaste you're probably not allowed to
2016-01-21 13:25:05 n-tech wowzers
2016-01-21 13:25:08 n-tech yea prolly not
2016-01-21 13:25:12 n-tech like i thought you had to upfront it
2016-01-21 13:25:16 n-tech and then send in receipts
2016-01-21 13:25:26 copypaste he's studying for a job he'll never be able to do, teaching
2016-01-21 13:25:32 copypaste "just to get him out of the house sometimes"
2016-01-21 13:25:39 copypaste it also sounds like he's been skipping most of the classes
2016-01-21 13:25:42 copypaste he got it for free
2016-01-21 13:25:42 n-tech welllll like
2016-01-21 13:25:48 n-tech okay lets say you got bored of being a programmer website dude
2016-01-21 13:25:50 n-tech if you knew how to teach
2016-01-21 13:25:54 n-tech you could get online teaching jobs easy
2016-01-21 13:25:56 n-tech especially with language
2016-01-21 13:25:59 copypaste "online teaching jobs"
2016-01-21 13:26:03 copypaste those exist?
2016-01-21 13:26:03 n-tech rosetta stone employs language teachers
2016-01-21 13:26:08 n-tech .. yeah dude
2016-01-21 13:26:10 copypaste oh, hmm
2016-01-21 13:26:11 n-tech when i got expelled in 10th grade
2016-01-21 13:26:14 n-tech i took all my classes online
2016-01-21 13:26:17 copypaste i guess so, i could teach spanish to people
2016-01-21 13:26:19 n-tech I had to call my spanish teacher to do lines with her
2016-01-21 13:26:21 copypaste you want to learn ( ≖‿≖)
2016-01-21 13:26:26 n-tech no i fucking hate spanish
2016-01-21 13:26:31 n-tech no me gusta espanol puta
2016-01-21 13:26:37 copypaste yeah so does my brother lol, we had the same aide and situation
2016-01-21 13:26:40 copypaste i speak spanish fluently
2016-01-21 13:26:41 copypaste he speaks none
2016-01-21 13:26:46 n-tech oh wow
2016-01-21 13:27:03 n-tech I wish I was better with language
2016-01-21 13:27:08 n-tech it feels so uniquely american to only speak English
2016-01-21 13:27:10 n-tech how pitiful
2016-01-21 13:27:11 copypaste did you see that video i translated
2016-01-21 13:27:16 n-tech nah
2016-01-21 13:27:18 copypaste it's funny watch it
2016-01-21 13:27:30 n-tech i saw your 2ch post
2016-01-21 13:27:36 copypaste which one
2016-01-21 13:27:42 n-tech te oekaki one
2016-01-21 13:27:50 copypaste oh here watch this
2016-01-21 13:27:53 copypaste i subbed it over a few ohurs
2016-01-21 13:27:55 copypaste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZ91FKh0jc&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z12qcriy5yngh5pgl04cdvojtp30ebhrpro0k
2016-01-21 13:27:57 copypaste it's supper hilarious
2016-01-21 13:30:10 n-tech the animation is cute
2016-01-21 13:30:16 copypaste i did it in anime sub style as well, so there's karaoke during song sequences
2016-01-21 13:30:19 copypaste the video has 3
2016-01-21 13:31:13 n-tech is this kid going to commit war crimes
2016-01-21 13:31:14 n-tech i sure hope so
2016-01-21 13:31:28 copypaste basically
2016-01-21 13:33:47 n-tech it only has 3000 people on it
2016-01-21 13:34:00 n-tech it probably took more than 3000 people to publish this video
2016-01-21 13:48:14 n-tech I've done nothing productive all week and I feel shit for it
2016-01-21 13:48:40 n-tech then again i probably needed another break
2016-01-21 13:48:45 copypaste probably
2016-01-21 13:48:49 copypaste what do you think of this video
2016-01-21 13:48:52 copypaste over the top isn't it
2016-01-21 13:48:55 n-tech informative
2016-01-21 13:48:59 copypaste especially the first song, that was the most fun to translate
2016-01-21 13:49:00 n-tech i now hate the british empire
2016-01-21 13:52:18 copypaste i side with the brits on this one
2016-01-21 13:52:33 n-tech well it's what the islanders decided
2016-01-21 13:52:37 n-tech so that's what makes sense
2016-01-21 13:52:45 copypaste yeah but they still are super butthurt about it
2016-01-21 13:52:45 n-tech it's a small nothing island and the people are british loyalists
2016-01-21 13:52:47 n-tech so whatever
2016-01-21 13:52:48 n-tech ye
2016-01-21 13:52:50 copypaste their last president especially
2016-01-21 13:52:54 copypaste demanded it back constantly at the UN
2016-01-21 13:52:56 n-tech i now understand why people meme on argentina about the islands
2016-01-21 13:52:59 copypaste lol
2016-01-21 13:53:01 n-tech i've seen posts about it before
2016-01-21 19:43:03 copypaste hey guess what i've got good news
2016-01-21 19:43:17 copypaste my mom says she thinks her mom was born in west ukraine
2016-01-21 19:43:39 copypaste that means, since west ukraine was part of greater hungary in the 1800's, i can get a hungarian passport and renounce us citizenship
2016-01-21 19:43:42 copypaste i can become hungarian
2016-01-21 19:44:26 copypaste i'll be happy when i don't have to pay money to that shitty country anymore
2016-01-21 19:44:44 copypaste and then i can tell people i'm hungarian and not be lying
2016-01-21 19:45:04 copypaste all i have to do is pass a written hungarian language test if my mom can send me proof of her mom being born within the borders of greater hungary
2016-01-21 19:45:21 copypaste since i'm good at stuff like this i'll just buy a book, get a hungarian penpal or skype m8
2016-01-21 19:45:29 copypaste got to hungary once i'm confident and pass the test
2016-01-21 19:45:59 copypaste then once i'm hungarian i can just leave again, lol
2016-01-21 19:46:04 copypaste what a genius plan
2016-01-21 19:50:37 copypaste this destroys my plan of living in argentina for 2 years or somehow making $100k for a dominican passport
2016-01-21 19:53:19 copypaste Ukraine (oblasts of Lviv, Ivano-Frankivsk, Ternopil (except its northern corner) and most of the oblast of Chernivtsi)
2016-01-21 19:53:35 copypaste this is top ebin
2016-01-21 19:57:39 copypaste if that doesn't pan out i maaay have to call my dad who i haven't spoken to in many years, since he always said he was irish
2016-01-21 19:57:44 copypaste he might hang up on me lmao
2016-01-22 00:27:25 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 00:27:33 n-tech you could do that
2016-01-22 00:27:37 n-tech would it inhibit your travels
2016-01-22 00:45:59 copypaste nope
2016-01-22 00:46:05 copypaste hungary is a strong passport
2016-01-22 00:46:09 copypaste stronger than argentina
2016-01-22 00:46:14 copypaste my mom says she'll find her mom's passport
2016-01-22 00:46:20 copypaste i'll send it to a translator
2016-01-22 00:46:30 copypaste my mom says it's a soviet union passport
2016-01-22 00:46:34 copypaste this is exciting
2016-01-22 00:46:48 n-tech should be obvious if its USSR
2016-01-22 00:46:57 copypaste no because not all of ukraine is covered
2016-01-22 00:46:58 n-tech it'll have their icon with the hammer, sickle, and wheat
2016-01-22 00:47:00 copypaste it matters where in ukraine
2016-01-22 00:47:01 n-tech ah
2016-01-22 00:47:17 copypaste the pic she sent looks like this
2016-01-22 00:47:18 copypaste https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikinews/en/6/60/USSR_pass.jpg
2016-01-22 00:47:23 copypaste dank amirite
2016-01-22 00:47:41 n-tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
2016-01-22 00:47:55 copypaste do you like the USSR
2016-01-22 00:47:59 copypaste my mom hates them
2016-01-22 00:48:01 copypaste so did her mother btw
2016-01-22 00:48:06 n-tech I have an affinity for communist music
2016-01-22 00:48:13 copypaste i mean, stalin starved ukraine
2016-01-22 00:48:18 copypaste you might know tihs, it's called the holodomor
2016-01-22 00:48:21 copypaste more people died than in the holocaust
2016-01-22 00:48:22 n-tech ye all the communist leaders were horrible pricks
2016-01-22 00:48:24 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 00:48:31 n-tech more people died in Mao's reign than by Stalin IIRC
2016-01-22 00:48:33 copypaste the holodomor happened in ukraine
2016-01-22 00:48:36 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 00:48:39 n-tech Mao was a sociopath, there's no other way to put it
2016-01-22 00:48:41 n-tech but he saved China
2016-01-22 00:48:43 copypaste it goes mao > stalin > hitler
2016-01-22 00:48:57 copypaste chinese people still revere mao
2016-01-22 00:49:01 copypaste like remember chloe?
2016-01-22 00:49:07 n-tech yea, but he did save China
2016-01-22 00:49:10 n-tech After WW2, China owned a tremendous amount of money to Russia
2016-01-22 00:49:11 copypaste chloe will defend mao
2016-01-22 00:49:13 copypaste he dindu nuffin
2016-01-22 00:49:17 copypaste i've talked to her about it before
2016-01-22 00:49:27 copypaste chloe also can sing along to communist songs
2016-01-22 00:49:29 n-tech and the Soviet officials ridiculed China and said that they'd never be able to pay them back
2016-01-22 00:49:29 copypaste like that one i showed you
2016-01-22 00:49:36 n-tech so Mao's reaction was
2016-01-22 00:49:39 copypaste meiyou gongchandang jiu meiyou zhin zhongguo that one
2016-01-22 00:49:41 n-tech he put everyone on uber tight rations
2016-01-22 00:49:48 n-tech and put all production of the entire country for like a decade
2016-01-22 00:49:52 n-tech to paying back the Soviets
2016-01-22 00:49:57 n-tech tons of people died but he accomplished this
2016-01-22 00:50:09 n-tech now China has a massive surplus and is one of the most robust economies on the planet
2016-01-22 00:50:30 copypaste hmm
2016-01-22 00:50:30 n-tech It has like, 8 times as much money in savings as it does in debt
2016-01-22 00:50:35 copypaste i don't understand how that saved them tho...
2016-01-22 00:50:39 copypaste savings/debt's not everything
2016-01-22 00:50:44 copypaste how did he build industry from 0?
2016-01-22 00:50:49 n-tech he didn't
2016-01-22 00:50:51 copypaste how did he make them literate?
2016-01-22 00:50:55 n-tech that was Deng Xiaoping
2016-01-22 00:50:58 copypaste is chloe making this shit up?
2016-01-22 00:51:02 copypaste i didn't actually study this stuff
2016-01-22 00:51:16 n-tech perhaps. Deng Xiaoping was the capitalist reformer.
2016-01-22 00:51:29 copypaste she says before mao no cinese people could read and also mao turned china from being farmers into being super cool gods with tanks and hydroelectric dams
2016-01-22 00:51:29 n-tech He made China into the mega capitalistic society it is today
2016-01-22 00:51:48 copypaste she also said that mao invented the chinese language, but ron corrected her and said he invented simplified chinese
2016-01-22 00:51:50 n-tech It's possible he did. All he'd have to do is make public schooling.
2016-01-22 00:51:53 copypaste she loves mao lol
2016-01-22 00:51:55 n-tech Public education is extraordianrily important
2016-01-22 00:51:59 n-tech and that didn't happen before WW2
2016-01-22 00:52:04 n-tech China was a collection of like, feudal tribes
2016-01-22 00:52:14 n-tech and then the Communist revolution happened and it started to industrialize
2016-01-22 00:52:18 copypaste is that why tihs place is so fucked up?
2016-01-22 00:52:21 copypaste most kids here don't go to school
2016-01-22 00:52:22 copypaste wow
2016-01-22 00:52:25 n-tech Yes
2016-01-22 00:52:28 n-tech I've told you this
2016-01-22 00:52:29 n-tech You got mad at me
2016-01-22 00:52:33 copypaste yeah but it never sank in before
2016-01-22 00:52:35 copypaste i think you're right now
2016-01-22 00:52:48 n-tech See, when I think of libertarianism
2016-01-22 00:52:55 n-tech I think of having the opportunity to do whatever you want
2016-01-22 00:53:01 n-tech but if you aren't given the opportunity to learn and be educated
2016-01-22 00:53:04 n-tech you don't really have any options
2016-01-22 00:53:11 n-tech so that's why I support public education
2016-01-22 00:53:18 copypaste you know what. you have changed my political beliefs slightly at 1AM
2016-01-22 00:53:25 copypaste i think public education is an important role of government now
2016-01-22 00:53:29 copypaste i still think it should be privatized
2016-01-22 00:53:32 n-tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwZV0vl7GiE
2016-01-22 00:53:34 copypaste but i think the government should give all parents a stipend
2016-01-22 00:53:45 copypaste of say, $10k per year that can only go to schooling
2016-01-22 00:53:56 copypaste and if they spend it on anything else like my fucking mom the go to jail
2016-01-22 00:54:01 n-tech the problem with doing that is it creates what happens with our medical system
2016-01-22 00:54:03 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 00:54:10 copypaste which is?
2016-01-22 00:54:13 n-tech You get $700 pills because they know they can charge that much because the government pays for it
2016-01-22 00:54:18 copypaste i never really got why american medicine is so fugged
2016-01-22 00:54:21 copypaste oh
2016-01-22 00:54:30 copypaste but i'm the most hurt by it
2016-01-22 00:54:33 n-tech Yea, the Hospitals GOUGE people
2016-01-22 00:54:46 copypaste not even going to lie, i've definitely experienced every bad thing in the american medical system price wise
2016-01-22 00:54:47 n-tech there's a reason why America is so much worse than every other country
2016-01-22 00:54:50 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 00:54:51 n-tech it really has 3 different groups
2016-01-22 00:54:57 n-tech 1) Socialized medicine, which works
2016-01-22 00:55:02 n-tech 2) Privatized medicine like here, which works
2016-01-22 00:55:15 n-tech 3) Privatized compensated medicine which is basically only in the US which works for nobody except the megacorps
2016-01-22 00:55:21 n-tech Healthcare America or the insurance companies
2016-01-22 00:55:41 n-tech I told you this in Japan, I'm really fond of this quote
2016-01-22 00:55:58 n-tech Deng Xiaoping, the capitalist chairman who reformed China, was questioned on what he was doing. Why he was bleeding Red China white
2016-01-22 00:56:02 copypaste i see the best pain doctor in this whole country for $50/month. he was in singapore giving a speech about pain medicine. i thought he was making it up like filipinos do but i saw the vid on youtube
2016-01-22 00:56:09 copypaste do you have any idea how much a visit to him would cost in the SU
2016-01-22 00:56:10 n-tech and he responded with, "It does not matter if a cat is white or black, as long as it catches mice"
2016-01-22 00:56:13 copypaste i don't even want to think about it
2016-01-22 00:56:18 n-tech I don't care how a society works but it has to serve its people. It just gotta work.
2016-01-22 00:56:20 n-tech America doesn't work.
2016-01-22 00:56:21 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 00:56:39 n-tech Deng was of the opinion that pure communism doesn't work
2016-01-22 00:56:42 n-tech China is still communist
2016-01-22 00:56:44 copypaste when i brought mochi for a huge infected mass on her back, the appointment costed us
2016-01-22 00:56:44 n-tech But only at the top
2016-01-22 00:56:46 copypaste guess how much
2016-01-22 00:56:48 copypaste no insurance
2016-01-22 00:56:54 n-tech uhh, probably 3k
2016-01-22 00:56:55 n-tech php
2016-01-22 00:56:57 copypaste this was just a regular GP
2016-01-22 00:56:58 copypaste no
2016-01-22 00:57:00 copypaste 500 pesos
2016-01-22 00:57:12 n-tech to remove it?
2016-01-22 00:57:19 copypaste to diagnose and remove it
2016-01-22 00:57:25 n-tech impressive
2016-01-22 00:57:29 copypaste and write a prescription for antibiotics
2016-01-22 00:57:32 n-tech that's still a lot to them though
2016-01-22 00:57:36 copypaste the antibiotics were separate though
2016-01-22 00:58:04 copypaste yeah, and if you have to see specialists it's not even that much more expensive. i pay 2500 pesos to see the head of anesthesiology (lmao)
2016-01-22 00:58:09 copypaste he's a nice guy really
2016-01-22 00:58:15 n-tech ye
2016-01-22 00:58:18 n-tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI2yDAyWYI
2016-01-22 00:58:19 copypaste hes the smartest pinoy i know
2016-01-22 00:58:20 n-tech This is NK music btw
2016-01-22 00:58:22 copypaste he's smarter than me definitely
2016-01-22 00:58:25 n-tech I think I've touched on this
2016-01-22 00:58:30 n-tech but it's interesting
2016-01-22 00:58:34 copypaste wow they have music?
2016-01-22 00:58:39 n-tech of course
2016-01-22 00:58:40 copypaste i guess that's not surprising
2016-01-22 00:58:41 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 00:58:42 copypaste sorry
2016-01-22 00:58:45 n-tech NK's major output is the arts mate
2016-01-22 00:58:47 n-tech They have huge shows
2016-01-22 00:58:49 copypaste i just think of that country as a blank space
2016-01-22 00:58:52 copypaste with 0
2016-01-22 00:58:52 n-tech There's a big famous one in Pyongyang
2016-01-22 00:58:56 n-tech like, the day of the sun
2016-01-22 00:59:04 n-tech to celebrate Kim Il-Sung
2016-01-22 00:59:05 copypaste are we gonna go on a tour there together?
2016-01-22 00:59:09 copypaste they might not let me go
2016-01-22 00:59:12 n-tech too expensive, maybe if we get money
2016-01-22 00:59:14 copypaste i bet everywhere has stairs
2016-01-22 00:59:18 n-tech ahh maybe
2016-01-22 00:59:19 copypaste they murder cripples there
2016-01-22 00:59:21 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 00:59:22 n-tech it would be difficult
2016-01-22 00:59:32 copypaste although...i just hired a huge lady
2016-01-22 00:59:32 n-tech but Soviet and NK music is both all men
2016-01-22 00:59:35 copypaste she's 5'7"
2016-01-22 00:59:42 n-tech there's a word for it, I'm not sure what it is
2016-01-22 00:59:48 n-tech in China, like in that song I showed you
2016-01-22 00:59:48 copypaste she could lift you maybe
2016-01-22 00:59:49 n-tech there's women
2016-01-22 00:59:50 copypaste ok maybe not
2016-01-22 00:59:50 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:00:00 copypaste so she could carry me around
2016-01-22 01:00:10 n-tech yeah you keep saying like, all these little pinoy women can beat my ass
2016-01-22 01:00:13 copypaste when i was interviewing, an interview question is if you can put me on the floor and back in the chair
2016-01-22 01:00:25 copypaste yes this is an interview question and legal;
2016-01-22 01:00:27 copypaste welcome to philippines
2016-01-22 01:00:27 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:00:34 n-tech i'm sure it's legal in america too
2016-01-22 01:00:44 copypaste it's not, the law is 40 lbs
2016-01-22 01:00:47 copypaste in NY at least
2016-01-22 01:00:52 n-tech well NY is kind of a shithole
2016-01-22 01:00:54 copypaste after that u need 2 people
2016-01-22 01:00:56 n-tech it's like not asking a warehouse employee if they can lift a box
2016-01-22 01:00:58 copypaste fuck that place, fucking america is so shitty
2016-01-22 01:01:21 copypaste i really, before i die i want to become a citizen of somewhere else just so i can not die an american
2016-01-22 01:01:27 copypaste i don't want that country on my grave
2016-01-22 01:01:45 copypaste i feel like they are the modern day evil empire
2016-01-22 01:01:59 copypaste i just, i hate it
2016-01-22 01:02:27 copypaste there are plenty of cool people there mind
2016-01-22 01:02:34 copypaste i love my hometown and my family and the park i grew up in
2016-01-22 01:02:37 copypaste but i hate the government
2016-01-22 01:02:43 copypaste so much
2016-01-22 01:03:02 n-tech yeah there are no redeeming qualities to the US anymore
2016-01-22 01:03:09 copypaste that i feel like sending tax money is directly killing people
2016-01-22 01:03:09 n-tech that's why I worry about the girl
2016-01-22 01:03:15 copypaste in prison, in wars
2016-01-22 01:03:15 n-tech i hope she gets out of the military after 5 or 10 years
2016-01-22 01:03:19 copypaste it upsets me
2016-01-22 01:03:24 n-tech because if she's there in 20 she will be killed by the Chinese I'm pretty sure
2016-01-22 01:03:37 copypaste RIP ;_;
2016-01-22 01:03:44 copypaste if china took over america i would learn mandarin
2016-01-22 01:03:49 copypaste i would accept chinese rule
2016-01-22 01:03:55 copypaste 100% srs
2016-01-22 01:04:02 n-tech I would too, they don't fuck with you on a low level
2016-01-22 01:04:24 n-tech China is a communist country but only really on the megacorp level
2016-01-22 01:04:34 n-tech American businesses try to bully their way in and China goes no
2016-01-22 01:04:37 n-tech you're not welcome
2016-01-22 01:04:46 n-tech so they make their own google, own it by the state, and have it managed by a party loyalist
2016-01-22 01:04:59 n-tech the state takes most of the profit
2016-01-22 01:05:02 n-tech that's why they have so much money
2016-01-22 01:05:14 n-tech imagine if like, the MPAA and all the military industrial complexes belonged directly to the US
2016-01-22 01:05:17 n-tech america would have insane money
2016-01-22 01:05:31 n-tech but none of those entities even pay taxes
2016-01-22 01:05:34 n-tech so america has no money
2016-01-22 01:06:10 n-tech and people say, America spends 50% of its GDP on the military
2016-01-22 01:06:24 n-tech but it also spends 50% of its GDP on like, social services, and social security, each
2016-01-22 01:06:28 n-tech america spends like 200% of its GDP
2016-01-22 01:07:44 copypaste they're hardcore bullying MS right now it's hiarlious
2016-01-22 01:07:49 copypaste they're trying to bully MS into more XP support
2016-01-22 01:07:54 copypaste or they kick them out and use ubuntu or sometihng
2016-01-22 01:08:16 n-tech if they lose the government contracts that's it for ms
2016-01-22 01:08:20 copypaste a wine dev wrote on some ml that he thinks the chinese government is contacting him through a proxy
2016-01-22 01:08:25 copypaste you know what wine is right
2016-01-22 01:08:25 n-tech I'd love to see Ubuntu Kylin take over in China
2016-01-22 01:08:28 n-tech that would be amazing
2016-01-22 01:08:29 n-tech yes
2016-01-22 01:08:31 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 01:08:34 copypaste if China backs wine
2016-01-22 01:08:37 copypaste lol MS is so fucked
2016-01-22 01:09:42 copypaste but yeah he could be joking, i can't find it again
2016-01-22 01:09:46 copypaste i read lots of open sourece mailling lists
2016-01-22 01:10:07 copypaste because like, Wine is already super good at legacy apps
2016-01-22 01:10:22 copypaste it has some trouble with 16-bit applications
2016-01-22 01:10:35 copypaste but it has nailed most of the 32 bit APIs
2016-01-22 01:10:40 copypaste all the important ones
2016-01-22 01:11:10 n-tech I wish I was important enough to have the Chinese government contact me
2016-01-22 01:11:22 n-tech fuck that I'd move over and learn Mandarin and do whatever and take the money and sing communist songs
2016-01-22 01:11:25 copypaste well this is directly in their interest
2016-01-22 01:11:29 copypaste did you know how wine is legal?
2016-01-22 01:11:33 copypaste it's a super interesting program
2016-01-22 01:11:35 n-tech sounds a hell of a lot more fun than working for America
2016-01-22 01:11:41 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:11:45 copypaste ok here's what i think you should do
2016-01-22 01:11:46 n-tech no, I don't. I assume it's just because Wine doesn't actually use any MS code.
2016-01-22 01:11:53 copypaste i thought you'd be mad at me if i said this so
2016-01-22 01:11:55 copypaste but i'mr isking it
2016-01-22 01:12:04 copypaste you should totally dress up like that black dude who does the communist songs
2016-01-22 01:12:08 copypaste after you learn chinese
2016-01-22 01:12:12 copypaste and put them on YT
2016-01-22 01:12:16 copypaste i want you to become brother hao
2016-01-22 01:12:19 n-tech lol, someone already does that
2016-01-22 01:12:21 n-tech his name is ADF
2016-01-22 01:12:23 copypaste who?
2016-01-22 01:12:26 copypaste who ?
2016-01-22 01:12:48 n-tech http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6116/6356098185_f4a83b4911_o.jpg
2016-01-22 01:13:11 copypaste ok but not in a spergy way
2016-01-22 01:13:13 n-tech I told ADF I'd lock his subforum for a week if he sang Socialism is Good
2016-01-22 01:13:14 copypaste jesus christ that picture lol
2016-01-22 01:13:23 copypaste did he do it?
2016-01-22 01:13:28 n-tech no, that little bitch
2016-01-22 01:13:30 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:13:45 copypaste woah that dude has a
2016-01-22 01:13:48 copypaste "OUT OF THE CLOSET"
2016-01-22 01:13:49 copypaste wristband
2016-01-22 01:13:54 copypaste but...he's a communist?
2016-01-22 01:14:01 copypaste i guess it's not totally contradictory...maybe?
2016-01-22 01:14:02 n-tech okay his thing is a bit weird
2016-01-22 01:14:11 copypaste the USSR was super family oriented though
2016-01-22 01:14:14 copypaste i don't know if you know that
2016-01-22 01:14:19 n-tech ADF is an east coast Maoist who moved to the west coast after physically assaulting his crippled mother
2016-01-22 01:14:20 copypaste that's why russia still hates gays so much
2016-01-22 01:14:40 n-tech He is a non-passing transwomyn and trans-latinx (latina without gender identifiers)
2016-01-22 01:14:45 n-tech he believes he is Puerto Rican
2016-01-22 01:14:54 copypaste wait what
2016-01-22 01:14:57 copypaste does he speak spanish
2016-01-22 01:14:59 n-tech no
2016-01-22 01:15:02 n-tech very poorly
2016-01-22 01:15:05 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:15:09 n-tech he has really bad spanish tattoos all over his body
2016-01-22 01:15:15 copypaste dudewat
2016-01-22 01:15:18 copypaste do you have pics?
2016-01-22 01:15:21 n-tech his entire body is tattoed
2016-01-22 01:15:21 copypaste i'll know if they're right
2016-01-22 01:15:23 n-tech ye 1 sec
2016-01-22 01:15:24 copypaste ok
2016-01-22 01:15:45 copypaste allso this video is super ebin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2jnX2y30DE
2016-01-22 01:15:49 copypaste my new ringtone
2016-01-22 01:16:28 n-tech https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ahuviya_Harel
2016-01-22 01:16:32 n-tech wow people actually worked on this
2016-01-22 01:16:34 n-tech god I love my forum
2016-01-22 01:16:49 copypaste ☭☭☭This page, like the construction of a Maoist utopia in the United States, is very much a work in progress. Comments/criticism/high-level intel all very gratefully received.☭☭☭
2016-01-22 01:16:50 copypaste ok i lol'd
2016-01-22 01:17:05 n-tech Must be Smutley
2016-01-22 01:17:13 copypaste ...felipe?
2016-01-22 01:17:15 n-tech oh no Wolf Appreciator
2016-01-22 01:17:21 n-tech Definitely a jace inspired message
2016-01-22 01:17:26 copypaste https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/images/a/a3/Lawliet_L_Ryuzaki_by_ADF_Fuensalida.jpg
2016-01-22 01:17:28 copypaste felipe lol
2016-01-22 01:17:34 copypaste of all the puerto rican names right
2016-01-22 01:17:36 copypaste felipe
2016-01-22 01:17:37 n-tech oh his name changes constantly
2016-01-22 01:17:38 copypaste is what he chose
2016-01-22 01:17:44 n-tech right now it's uh
2016-01-22 01:17:48 n-tech Isabel Roja something
2016-01-22 01:17:54 copypaste Felipe Delicias Harel
2016-01-22 01:18:00 n-tech that's an old one
2016-01-22 01:18:05 n-tech Isabel Rosa Araujo
2016-01-22 01:18:07 n-tech There it is
2016-01-22 01:18:27 copypaste i just checked my dictionary
2016-01-22 01:18:33 copypaste "delicia" is an accepted form of "deliciosa"
2016-01-22 01:18:35 copypaste although antiquated
2016-01-22 01:18:39 copypaste his middle name is Delicious
2016-01-22 01:18:42 copypaste or at least used to be
2016-01-22 01:18:43 copypaste what the fuck
2016-01-22 01:18:51 n-tech FERGALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS MAKE THOSE BOYS GO LOCO
2016-01-22 01:18:54 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:19:00 copypaste stop my maids are sleeping
2016-01-22 01:19:17 n-tech where the fuck are the tattoo pics this article is -10/10
2016-01-22 01:19:30 n-tech his permanent marring of his own flesh is his most fantastic feature
2016-01-22 01:19:34 copypaste yee i don't see em, but all the weird shit in here makes up for it
2016-01-22 01:19:40 copypaste being a tacoboo is something i've never heard of
2016-01-22 01:19:49 copypaste don't get me wrong, i love latin american, but i'd only become one for the passport
2016-01-22 01:19:50 n-tech http://img12.deviantart.net/50c1/i/2015/051/5/e/e_s_c_l_a_v_a___l_a_t_i_n_a_by_mlm_ahuviya_harel_gq-d8it3l2.jpg
2016-01-22 01:19:52 n-tech here's some
2016-01-22 01:19:57 n-tech that number is his slave code
2016-01-22 01:20:03 n-tech he went to a BDSM website and got a slave code for himself
2016-01-22 01:20:06 n-tech but his master is like
2016-01-22 01:20:08 n-tech a fictional character
2016-01-22 01:20:13 n-tech so he's submissive to his own imagination
2016-01-22 01:20:25 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/LrKZ0WO.jpg
2016-01-22 01:20:27 n-tech my personal fav
2016-01-22 01:20:28 copypaste dude jesus jesus he tattooed his fucking lip??
2016-01-22 01:20:34 copypaste WAT
2016-01-22 01:20:37 copypaste that can be done?
2016-01-22 01:20:40 n-tech he tattooed everything
2016-01-22 01:20:40 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:20:44 copypaste yeah but
2016-01-22 01:20:46 copypaste inside of lip
2016-01-22 01:20:47 copypaste inside
2016-01-22 01:20:51 n-tech ye
2016-01-22 01:20:54 n-tech you can do your eye too
2016-01-22 01:20:54 copypaste wow
2016-01-22 01:20:56 n-tech dye the white red/blue
2016-01-22 01:20:59 copypaste god that's gross
2016-01-22 01:21:03 n-tech http://img09.deviantart.net/2ab8/i/2014/276/7/3/p_r_o_n_o_m_b_r_e_s___b_i_l_i_n_g_u_e_s_by_mlm_ahuviya_harel_gq-d81h0ae.jpg
2016-01-22 01:21:07 n-tech his pronouns
2016-01-22 01:21:32 n-tech http://img12.deviantart.net/1e28/i/2014/275/c/b/3_july_2014___tattoos_by_mlm_ahuviya_harel_gq-d81brff.jpg
2016-01-22 01:21:38 n-tech http://orig13.deviantart.net/c2dc/f/2014/276/0/1/c_o_n_s_e_n_t_by_mlm_ahuviya_harel_gq-d81h0ub.jpg
2016-01-22 01:21:48 copypaste that pic is weird because ``ellas'' is a very uncommon word in spanish due to its grammar rules
2016-01-22 01:21:48 n-tech http://orig15.deviantart.net/b981/f/2014/275/d/b/5_august_2014___woman_on_bicycle_by_mlm_ahuviya_harel_gq-d81btm2.jpg
2016-01-22 01:21:59 copypaste i mean sure it happens, but rarely
2016-01-22 01:22:04 n-tech ye, you default to male unless talking about a group of women
2016-01-22 01:22:09 copypaste in spanish pronouns can be dropped, or shortened to just `la/las`
2016-01-22 01:22:11 copypaste for (ella/ellas)
2016-01-22 01:22:17 n-tech like it would explicitly be referring to a female only school's population doing something
2016-01-22 01:22:18 n-tech o
2016-01-22 01:22:30 copypaste she chose an incredibly gendered language for her identity btw
2016-01-22 01:22:35 copypaste everything in spanish is either male or female
2016-01-22 01:22:36 n-tech that last one is a good one
2016-01-22 01:22:41 copypaste ok sec
2016-01-22 01:22:50 n-tech it's just a bicycle but it's remarkable because he loves bikes
2016-01-22 01:22:55 n-tech and he spends all his time in his CWC ville
2016-01-22 01:22:58 n-tech but he draws city layouts
2016-01-22 01:23:00 copypaste "man hating lesbian"
2016-01-22 01:23:02 n-tech and draws street signs
2016-01-22 01:23:07 copypaste "die cis scum" (serious) wtf
2016-01-22 01:23:08 n-tech ye ye not that one tho
2016-01-22 01:23:12 n-tech http://orig15.deviantart.net/b981/f/2014/275/d/b/5_august_2014___woman_on_bicycle_by_mlm_ahuviya_harel_gq-d81btm2.jpg
2016-01-22 01:23:17 n-tech He draws city layouts with bike only lanes
2016-01-22 01:23:20 n-tech and draws tons of bikes
2016-01-22 01:23:26 n-tech and has drawings of himself riding bikes o his skin
2016-01-22 01:23:30 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:23:36 copypaste i mean, that's cool i guess. bike riding is important
2016-01-22 01:23:38 n-tech but, like if god was intentionally trying to write a comedy character
2016-01-22 01:23:44 copypaste i can't argue with that. i'd do it if i could
2016-01-22 01:23:47 n-tech he does not know how to ride a bicycle
2016-01-22 01:23:49 copypaste it's actually one of the things i wish i could do most
2016-01-22 01:23:54 copypaste i suually don't mind being crippled
2016-01-22 01:23:55 copypaste wait
2016-01-22 01:23:56 copypaste what?
2016-01-22 01:24:04 n-tech he doesn't know how to ride bikes
2016-01-22 01:24:10 copypaste (｡ ‿°)
2016-01-22 01:24:11 n-tech he will literally sit next to bike racks with other people's bikes
2016-01-22 01:24:13 copypaste ok this dude is crazy
2016-01-22 01:24:14 n-tech and take selfies with them
2016-01-22 01:24:15 copypaste wtf
2016-01-22 01:24:18 n-tech but he doesn't know how to ride them
2016-01-22 01:24:21 copypaste it's not hard to learn man
2016-01-22 01:24:24 copypaste if you love them that much
2016-01-22 01:24:27 n-tech neither is spanish
2016-01-22 01:24:29 n-tech same rules
2016-01-22 01:24:29 copypaste you could learn in like a week
2016-01-22 01:24:30 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:24:36 n-tech if you really, really, really want to learn how to ride bikes and how to speak spanish
2016-01-22 01:24:39 n-tech you can do it in a year
2016-01-22 01:24:47 copypaste you could do both in the same year
2016-01-22 01:24:50 n-tech yea
2016-01-22 01:24:55 copypaste wow
2016-01-22 01:24:58 n-tech you can be riding your bike and listening to a book on tape
2016-01-22 01:24:59 n-tech about spanish
2016-01-22 01:25:00 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:25:09 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:25:14 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/warning-do-not-help-isabel-rosa-araujo.12102/
2016-01-22 01:25:15 n-tech read this
2016-01-22 01:25:17 n-tech he's homeless
2016-01-22 01:25:20 n-tech he will bum off people
2016-01-22 01:25:27 n-tech like, people will offer him room and board
2016-01-22 01:25:31 n-tech and he will destroy them in a weeken
2016-01-22 01:25:34 copypaste anyway, as i was about to say, as a hobbyist calligrapher, that "Die Cis Scum" tattoo is really badly done. honestly one of the worst i've ever seen
2016-01-22 01:25:34 n-tech so we wrote this to googlebomb him
2016-01-22 01:25:39 copypaste the tattoo artist must have done it that bad on purpose
2016-01-22 01:25:42 copypaste like to mock him
2016-01-22 01:25:44 n-tech no
2016-01-22 01:25:47 n-tech he gives them designs
2016-01-22 01:25:50 n-tech he goes to the same guy every time
2016-01-22 01:25:52 n-tech with a crayon drawing
2016-01-22 01:25:55 n-tech and wants it down exactly that way
2016-01-22 01:25:59 copypaste oh my god
2016-01-22 01:26:00 copypaste LOL
2016-01-22 01:26:02 copypaste man
2016-01-22 01:26:05 copypaste i love this guy
2016-01-22 01:26:08 copypaste thanks for the new lolcow
2016-01-22 01:26:14 n-tech he's one of my favs
2016-01-22 01:26:18 n-tech there's an entire subforum on him
2016-01-22 01:26:20 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:26:25 n-tech he's gotten really great in 2015
2016-01-22 01:26:28 n-tech read that post tho
2016-01-22 01:26:31 n-tech he's a massive cunt
2016-01-22 01:26:37 copypaste i could give him a bitching gothic calligraphy tattoo. it's my strongest alphabet
2016-01-22 01:26:38 copypaste will do
2016-01-22 01:27:01 copypaste (in callirgaphy you learn alphabets, there are coptic, gothic, engraver's script, uncial, etc etc)
2016-01-22 01:27:02 copypaste (roman)
2016-01-22 01:27:04 copypaste (ok i read now)
2016-01-22 01:27:42 copypaste man reading this all i can think is if i was autistic i definitely would have been a lolcow
2016-01-22 01:27:47 copypaste both chris and this crazy dude like spanish
2016-01-22 01:27:50 copypaste i like spanish
2016-01-22 01:27:59 copypaste i have or hadweird hobbies like calligraphy
2016-01-22 01:28:01 copypaste i liked sonic
2016-01-22 01:28:10 copypaste i'm pretty racist
2016-01-22 01:28:12 n-tech most people like spergy things
2016-01-22 01:28:16 n-tech most people are racist
2016-01-22 01:28:16 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:28:19 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:28:36 n-tech even my kind loving grandmother doesn't like mexicans that don't speak English
2016-01-22 01:28:50 n-tech but like
2016-01-22 01:28:54 n-tech she teaches ESL
2016-01-22 01:28:59 n-tech at her church
2016-01-22 01:28:59 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:29:21 copypaste ok wow over the top
2016-01-22 01:29:22 copypaste A recent visit to his mother resulted in him declaring her dead and himself an orphan, because she would not pay to have his testicles removed.
2016-01-22 01:29:23 copypaste wow
2016-01-22 01:29:49 copypaste my mother could throw me off a cliff and i'd love her until i hit the ground
2016-01-22 01:29:52 copypaste how do you not love your own mother
2016-01-22 01:30:22 copypaste i mean ok if she abused you as a child i get it
2016-01-22 01:30:35 copypaste but because she won't refinance her house to cut off your balls ??
2016-01-22 01:31:08 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:31:14 n-tech he's greed embodied
2016-01-22 01:31:23 n-tech his entire worldview is about how society should better service him
2016-01-22 01:31:35 copypaste i feel like we've switched places from when i was telling you about mircea pooperscoop
2016-01-22 01:31:40 n-tech How the government should pay him more money, how communism should take care of him for life, how people should give him everything he wants.
2016-01-22 01:31:43 copypaste i'm now the tired one absorbing all this hilarity
2016-01-22 01:31:44 copypaste but it's so late
2016-01-22 01:31:55 n-tech ye
2016-01-22 01:32:06 n-tech if you're tired go to bed, the subforum is here forever lol
2016-01-22 01:32:08 copypaste i never got to that article. i definitely have to catalog him
2016-01-22 01:32:09 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 01:32:21 copypaste but mircea is really only known in the r/buttcoin community
2016-01-22 01:32:28 copypaste i think i could make him bigger if i tried
2016-01-22 01:32:35 copypaste especially since he's issuing death threats now
2016-01-22 01:32:49 copypaste that's normally a lolcow trait
2016-01-22 01:34:44 copypaste https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-22-another-new-tattoo-with-a-side-of-communism.11932/
2016-01-22 01:34:46 copypaste jesus christ
2016-01-22 01:35:08 n-tech he plans these out weeks in advance btw
2016-01-22 01:35:21 copypaste has anyone ever talked to this tattoo artist?
2016-01-22 01:35:23 n-tech he talks very openly and in no uncertian terms that he puts away $X a welfare check
2016-01-22 01:35:25 n-tech and then buys a new tattoo
2016-01-22 01:35:32 n-tech not that I know of
2016-01-22 01:35:42 n-tech they have tracked down the shop
2016-01-22 01:35:46 n-tech and the artist appears to do real tattoo
2016-01-22 01:35:47 n-tech s
2016-01-22 01:35:50 n-tech like he has a portfolio
2016-01-22 01:35:54 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:36:11 copypaste most tattoo artists are super chill. i personally hate tattoos, like, i have recurring nightmares about being held down and forced to get one
2016-01-22 01:36:15 copypaste yeah it's weird i know
2016-01-22 01:36:29 copypaste but most tattoo artists don't care fi you're a weirdo they just want the money
2016-01-22 01:36:34 copypaste they also don't care if you're drunk/high lol
2016-01-22 01:36:54 copypaste but even with that said, if he really goes to the same on every time i think i'd refuse service
2016-01-22 01:37:01 copypaste i can't help someone mutilate themselves like this
2016-01-22 01:37:17 copypaste i hate all tattoos and the very concept, but i can see the beauty in some
2016-01-22 01:37:24 copypaste but this is just like cutting oneself
2016-01-22 01:37:27 copypaste it's terrible
2016-01-22 01:37:40 n-tech nah most do care if you're intoxicated
2016-01-22 01:37:48 copypaste really ?
2016-01-22 01:37:48 n-tech because they can be sued and some just consider it morally irresponsible
2016-01-22 01:37:51 n-tech yes
2016-01-22 01:37:53 copypaste oh, ok, in america
2016-01-22 01:37:54 copypaste not here
2016-01-22 01:37:58 n-tech if you're going to be an idiot most want you to be a sober idiot
2016-01-22 01:37:58 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:38:02 copypaste yeah i never went inside a tattoo shop in ameica
2016-01-22 01:38:10 copypaste i went inside one here with my friends
2016-01-22 01:38:11 n-tech why are you visiting tattoo shops here
2016-01-22 01:38:20 copypaste we were drunk and i was talking about it
2016-01-22 01:38:24 copypaste they wanted me to face my fear
2016-01-22 01:38:30 copypaste but they said they wouldn't force me to get one
2016-01-22 01:38:41 copypaste i just had to go inside and ask to watch and see it's not so bad
2016-01-22 01:38:43 n-tech lol ron is still working on read.php
2016-01-22 01:38:49 copypaste did he open a new PR?
2016-01-22 01:38:50 n-tech man holy fucking shit i need to avoid watkins at all costs
2016-01-22 01:38:54 copypaste is he testing it yet?
2016-01-22 01:38:58 n-tech no he said he was going to spend more time this week
2016-01-22 01:38:59 n-tech but still
2016-01-22 01:39:00 n-tech he was like
2016-01-22 01:39:01 n-tech WOW
2016-01-22 01:39:04 n-tech THIS HAS FOR LOOPS
2016-01-22 01:39:09 n-tech U N S A L V A G A B L E
2016-01-22 01:39:31 n-tech like
2016-01-22 01:39:33 n-tech you have a board index
2016-01-22 01:39:33 copypaste btw just so you know, at the machine code level for is implemented as a jump
2016-01-22 01:39:35 n-tech it has many threads
2016-01-22 01:39:38 n-tech that each have many posts
2016-01-22 01:39:41 n-tech that each have many attachments
2016-01-22 01:39:48 copypaste jumps are the main currency on a CPU
2016-01-22 01:39:53 copypaste it doesn't matter
2016-01-22 01:39:57 copypaste you could have 100 for loops inside each other
2016-01-22 01:39:59 copypaste it would run fine
2016-01-22 01:40:06 copypaste as long as none were doing a slow operation
2016-01-22 01:40:06 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 01:40:08 n-tech yea, like, I understand what the difference is
2016-01-22 01:40:11 n-tech I completely get it
2016-01-22 01:40:14 n-tech With functional logic
2016-01-22 01:40:17 n-tech its' easier to calculate the cost
2016-01-22 01:40:18 copypaste yea cool
2016-01-22 01:40:26 n-tech but with for loops it's "quadratic", which is more complicated
2016-01-22 01:40:27 n-tech i get it
2016-01-22 01:40:30 n-tech but it doesn't mean shit
2016-01-22 01:40:45 n-tech I have a loop with between 0 and 15 cycles for the index page
2016-01-22 01:40:52 copypaste uhhh no. dude.
2016-01-22 01:40:54 n-tech and then between 1 and 6 for all the posts inside each thread
2016-01-22 01:40:58 copypaste functional vs for loop is no faster at the cpu level
2016-01-22 01:41:00 n-tech and then between 0 and 5 attachments
2016-01-22 01:41:03 copypaste both implemented using jumps
2016-01-22 01:41:09 n-tech well I'm talking about application design
2016-01-22 01:41:11 copypaste i can prove this in python if you want, which has both
2016-01-22 01:41:19 copypaste yes but from standard of cpu time
2016-01-22 01:41:22 n-tech like from an engineering perspective
2016-01-22 01:41:23 copypaste it's exactly the same fucking thing
2016-01-22 01:41:30 n-tech it's probably more organized and easier to calculate with functions
2016-01-22 01:41:31 n-tech idk
2016-01-22 01:41:35 copypaste just a different way of saying "do a jump after this code block to theb eginning"
2016-01-22 01:41:39 n-tech cuz he said Haskall is traditonally used in like, AI
2016-01-22 01:41:46 n-tech where being able to plan out cost is very important
2016-01-22 01:42:07 copypaste haskell is used in AI because it's the easiest way to map a neural network
2016-01-22 01:42:17 copypaste with recursion, than with for
2016-01-22 01:42:22 copypaste it makes the most sense to us, the human
2016-01-22 01:42:25 copypaste it doesn't amtter to the PC
2016-01-22 01:42:35 copypaste you can believe me or not, i don't care. but this for loop fetish is bizarre
2016-01-22 01:43:20 copypaste also dude
2016-01-22 01:43:26 n-tech yeah, losing ron to something like this is really disheartening
2016-01-22 01:43:26 copypaste did ron really call next "unsalvageable"?
2016-01-22 01:43:30 copypaste he knows my position on it right?
2016-01-22 01:43:38 n-tech I keep putting my faith on these fucking people and they're flakes
2016-01-22 01:43:40 copypaste that i'm giving you as long as you need?
2016-01-22 01:43:40 n-tech the Watkins are flakes
2016-01-22 01:43:48 n-tech no, but he basically gave up
2016-01-22 01:43:50 copypaste Watkins Flakes are good with milk
2016-01-22 01:43:59 n-tech like Johann was the only one interested after I discussed the loops
2016-01-22 01:44:08 n-tech He wrote code to inet column types
2016-01-22 01:44:10 copypaste johann's a real engineer that's why
2016-01-22 01:44:13 n-tech and now the captcha is fixed
2016-01-22 01:44:22 n-tech and the beta site runs fine
2016-01-22 01:44:28 copypaste let me tell you something, but don't tell ron
2016-01-22 01:44:30 copypaste ron is mostly talk
2016-01-22 01:44:35 n-tech well obvious
2016-01-22 01:44:42 n-tech he's one of the programmers who bother me
2016-01-22 01:44:43 copypaste he could not do what johann just did in a year
2016-01-22 01:44:45 n-tech because they drop words
2016-01-22 01:44:56 copypaste now, neither can i. but i admit it
2016-01-22 01:45:00 n-tech like, he starts talking about "quadratic time"
2016-01-22 01:45:05 n-tech and i have to ask, because me dumb
2016-01-22 01:45:07 n-tech what is quadratic time
2016-01-22 01:45:10 n-tech and he gets huffy and links me shit
2016-01-22 01:45:15 copypaste when he starts doing this retarded thing
2016-01-22 01:45:17 n-tech and says he "doesn't have time to run a class on quadratic time"
2016-01-22 01:45:18 copypaste here's what i do
2016-01-22 01:46:01 copypaste "why do you think that is the problem? what specific line of code shows this to be the case? did you run a benchmark which showed an abnormal amount of time being stuck in that step of execution?"
2016-01-22 01:46:28 copypaste i don't ask what his stupid buzzwords mean because i don't care
2016-01-22 01:46:39 n-tech I got very frustrated and asked him like
2016-01-22 01:46:44 n-tech if for loops were the real problem here
2016-01-22 01:46:49 n-tech 1) why do programming languages have them
2016-01-22 01:46:54 n-tech 2) why haven't they already gone the way of goto
2016-01-22 01:47:03 n-tech 3) how have i managed avoiding hearing this for 10 years
2016-01-22 01:47:09 copypaste for and functions are just jumps
2016-01-22 01:47:10 copypaste for the last time
2016-01-22 01:47:12 n-tech and he said I must have actively avoided the information
2016-01-22 01:47:12 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:47:14 copypaste do you know why goto ever existed?
2016-01-22 01:47:19 n-tech goto is a jump, i get it
2016-01-22 01:47:20 copypaste GOTO is how it's done at the compiler level
2016-01-22 01:47:26 copypaste for and functions are abstractions of GOTO
2016-01-22 01:47:29 copypaste that's it
2016-01-22 01:47:30 copypaste that's all they are
2016-01-22 01:48:39 copypaste a function is just setting a few variables, goto and unsetting them; a for loop is just jumping back up to the tag at the end or at `continue`
2016-01-22 01:48:46 copypaste i feel like saying this to ron
2016-01-22 01:48:52 copypaste fucking dick, making me think about this dumb shit
2016-01-22 01:49:04 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:49:13 copypaste there's no god damned difference except in how humans understand it
2016-01-22 01:49:16 n-tech i knew he was full of shit because there's no way he isn't
2016-01-22 01:49:17 copypaste to the PC it's the saaaaaaaaame
2016-01-22 01:49:23 n-tech like, as i said
2016-01-22 01:49:26 n-tech if this was so poor practice
2016-01-22 01:49:29 n-tech it would not be popular
2016-01-22 01:49:45 copypaste you know C, right?
2016-01-22 01:49:49 copypaste the language of the linux kernel
2016-01-22 01:49:49 n-tech pff no
2016-01-22 01:49:57 n-tech I'm not smart enough to go lower
2016-01-22 01:49:58 copypaste ok well, C is not functional
2016-01-22 01:50:04 copypaste ron's precious kernel
2016-01-22 01:50:08 copypaste uses for all over the damn plac
2016-01-22 01:50:11 n-tech what's freebsd in?
2016-01-22 01:50:14 copypaste C
2016-01-22 01:50:30 copypaste windows NT is also in C btw
2016-01-22 01:51:00 copypaste C first appeared in 1972
2016-01-22 01:51:25 n-tech ye it's an old language
2016-01-22 01:51:26 copypaste every single unix is written in it
2016-01-22 01:51:30 copypaste and so are almost all of the utils
2016-01-22 01:51:32 copypaste man? c
2016-01-22 01:51:33 copypaste grep? c
2016-01-22 01:51:36 copypaste bash? c
2016-01-22 01:51:38 copypaste sh? c
2016-01-22 01:51:38 n-tech PHP is actually a scripting language I think
2016-01-22 01:51:43 n-tech it's interpreted by C++
2016-01-22 01:51:53 n-tech which also has loops
2016-01-22 01:52:00 copypaste Implementation language C (primarily; some components C++)
2016-01-22 01:52:06 copypaste that means extensions are C++ lol
2016-01-22 01:52:10 copypaste so PHP is also C
2016-01-22 01:52:18 copypaste oh btw fun fact
2016-01-22 01:52:35 copypaste all C is valid C++, but not all C++ is valid C
2016-01-22 01:52:41 n-tech haaa
2016-01-22 01:52:43 n-tech it's like hack
2016-01-22 01:52:46 copypaste yep
2016-01-22 01:52:48 copypaste exactly the same
2016-01-22 01:52:51 copypaste it added classes to C
2016-01-22 01:52:53 copypaste C has no classes
2016-01-22 01:52:55 n-tech Hack is going to be our PHP++
2016-01-22 01:52:58 n-tech ave, true to facebook
2016-01-22 01:53:17 copypaste i find it funny you've never done low level programming
2016-01-22 01:53:23 copypaste i dunno why
2016-01-22 01:53:25 copypaste i have, lots of times
2016-01-22 01:53:39 n-tech My interest in programming doesn't stem from the same place as yours
2016-01-22 01:53:48 copypaste yeah true
2016-01-22 01:53:51 n-tech You picked up Ubuntu at a young age and wanted to write code to have applications on your computer
2016-01-22 01:54:12 n-tech I started programming because when I was 13 I played a game called Blockland that used the TorqueScript scripting language and I wanted to write mods and add-ons and gamemodes for Blockland
2016-01-22 01:54:19 n-tech Eventually I added a website that my gamemode communicated with
2016-01-22 01:54:23 n-tech for highscore tables
2016-01-22 01:54:30 n-tech I've always been very interested in only one thing
2016-01-22 01:54:35 n-tech making cool stuff people like playing with
2016-01-22 01:54:36 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:54:48 copypaste one of my favorite programming stories is when i was 16 at my mom's and i bought a USB wifi dongle for my PC. i bought it because their website had a linux kernel module on it under "Hobbyists" or something. it was for kernel 2.2 but i had kernel 2.6
2016-01-22 01:54:53 copypaste i had to update this kernel modul
2016-01-22 01:55:15 copypaste so i read the lkml to see what changed, recompiled a few times, rewrote a loop and
2016-01-22 01:55:17 copypaste it worked :D
2016-01-22 01:55:28 n-tech noice
2016-01-22 01:55:30 n-tech much practical
2016-01-22 01:55:38 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 01:55:43 copypaste people can say hurr just use winderrs
2016-01-22 01:55:43 n-tech at that age I was doing much less impressive stuff
2016-01-22 01:55:48 n-tech I was using PHP to solve my math homework
2016-01-22 01:55:48 copypaste but i would have never learned how to do that
2016-01-22 01:55:48 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 01:55:49 copypaste if i did
2016-01-22 01:56:27 copypaste knowing low level isn't all good though
2016-01-22 01:56:30 copypaste it has tons of antipatterns
2016-01-22 01:56:38 copypaste it's why im comfortable with 1000 line php scripts
2016-01-22 01:56:59 copypaste and don't think much about architecture unless i force myself to
2016-01-22 01:57:55 copypaste anyway, fun chat
2016-01-22 01:57:58 copypaste see you tomorrow @2
2016-01-22 01:58:00 n-tech ye
2016-01-22 01:58:01 n-tech take it easy
2016-01-22 13:36:24 n-tech yo
2016-01-22 13:36:26 n-tech it's almost 2
2016-01-22 13:36:30 n-tech let me know when you're going to come over
2016-01-22 13:36:38 n-tech you're usually late so i'm not ready yet
2016-01-22 13:36:48 n-tech we should probably meet at jollibee's instead of my place lol
2016-01-22 13:40:32 copypaste yep on my way
2016-01-22 13:40:37 copypaste oh you're going jollibee
2016-01-22 13:40:43 copypaste but i was going to stay there for few hours
2016-01-22 13:40:45 n-tech ye we should, my place's still fucked
2016-01-22 13:40:47 n-tech really? why?
2016-01-22 13:40:49 copypaste before going
2016-01-22 13:40:59 copypaste well like i said i just wanted to see how things were going and maybe work on some stuff
2016-01-22 13:41:04 n-tech nah lets not do that, i don't feel comfortable. i haven't had time to clean up properly.
2016-01-22 13:41:09 copypaste ok ok
2016-01-22 13:41:10 n-tech if anything let me come over
2016-01-22 13:41:16 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 13:41:18 copypaste you can come over
2016-01-22 13:41:19 n-tech I was going to clean up more today but I got hit
2016-01-22 13:41:21 copypaste bring jollibee
2016-01-22 13:41:35 n-tech n
2016-01-22 13:41:36 n-tech fuck
2016-01-22 13:41:39 copypaste you got hit?
2016-01-22 13:41:41 copypaste by who?
2016-01-22 13:41:46 n-tech Linode
2016-01-22 13:41:46 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/linode-is-now-the-shittiest-company-ive-ever-dealt-with.16822/
2016-01-22 13:42:00 n-tech the french flag is because our new host is french lol
2016-01-22 13:42:03 copypaste oh no, over infinitydev again?
2016-01-22 13:42:06 n-tech no
2016-01-22 13:42:07 n-tech kf
2016-01-22 13:42:09 n-tech someone emailed them about us
2016-01-22 13:42:11 copypaste ahh
2016-01-22 13:42:14 n-tech and they said it's an illegal site
2016-01-22 13:42:17 n-tech and have asked us to remove it
2016-01-22 13:42:19 n-tech so i'm going to
2016-01-22 13:42:24 n-tech and they can go fuck themselves
2016-01-22 13:42:38 copypaste " move kiwifarms to a .onion domain and self-host, it's the only way to be safe "
2016-01-22 13:42:41 copypaste everyone is downvoting this guy
2016-01-22 13:42:41 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 13:42:43 copypaste but what he said is true
2016-01-22 13:42:45 copypaste just saying
2016-01-22 13:42:47 n-tech ye
2016-01-22 13:42:50 n-tech i went over a few options
2016-01-22 13:42:57 n-tech i had someone offer me their own hosting company
2016-01-22 13:43:11 copypaste from his pic i can't tell if guy or girl
2016-01-22 13:43:15 copypaste cool
2016-01-22 13:43:24 n-tech I don't trust Nttech because of Jim (if that's even an option), I like Odili but I don't want to write checks to Sapphire Group
2016-01-22 13:43:36 n-tech A user offered me their company but I don't want to be a second rung
2016-01-22 13:43:39 copypaste jim is not an option
2016-01-22 13:43:41 copypaste limited rackspace
2016-01-22 13:43:43 n-tech yea
2016-01-22 13:44:11 n-tech so I went over a few alts and I'm just going to move the fucking thing to Europe
2016-01-22 13:44:15 n-tech This is how you know America is falling apart
2016-01-22 13:44:16 copypaste i warned you about linode man
2016-01-22 13:44:19 n-tech Its only export is culture
2016-01-22 13:44:21 copypaste i told you about linode
2016-01-22 13:44:24 n-tech and it's culture is now unappealing
2016-01-22 13:44:52 n-tech like this is literally all it fucking does
2016-01-22 13:44:55 n-tech is host websites
2016-01-22 13:45:01 n-tech and it can't even do that
2016-01-22 13:45:06 n-tech all these little companies are terrified of big brother
2016-01-22 13:46:27 copypaste yeah america doesn't do much more anymore
2016-01-22 13:46:37 copypaste america is like spain way back when
2016-01-22 13:46:42 copypaste right at its peak
2016-01-22 13:46:57 copypaste pretty soon it'll crash and NA will become just as fucked up as SA
2016-01-22 13:47:08 copypaste Texas its own country and other things
2016-01-22 13:47:31 n-tech god let me tell you i am now a fucking expert at setting up php webservers
2016-01-22 13:47:36 n-tech i can do this shit blindfolded
2016-01-22 13:52:26 n-tech http://fr.kiwifar.ms/
2016-01-22 13:52:28 n-tech hell ye
2016-01-22 13:53:41 n-tech sugoi-chan: @ Null, How do the french feel about refugees again?
2016-01-22 13:53:44 n-tech WOW WRECKED
2016-01-22 13:53:51 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 13:57:27 copypaste what is "SC"?
2016-01-22 13:57:32 copypaste is that glaive's shitty forum?
2016-01-22 13:57:33 n-tech Sociopath Community
2016-01-22 13:57:37 copypaste w-wat
2016-01-22 13:57:43 copypaste lol
2016-01-22 13:57:46 n-tech it's a forum for people who claim to be sociopaths
2016-01-22 13:57:55 n-tech It's pathetic but they were the ones pathetic enough to write the letter to Linode
2016-01-22 13:58:00 n-tech so it's one of those things where it's like
2016-01-22 13:58:04 n-tech it could happen and it eventually did
2016-01-22 13:58:04 copypaste well they do claim to be sociopaths
2016-01-22 13:58:07 copypaste yeah
2016-01-22 13:58:08 n-tech yes
2016-01-22 13:58:18 n-tech this dude
2016-01-22 13:58:23 n-tech his name is Dexter because le edge
2016-01-22 13:58:34 n-tech he wrote a letter to XenForo
2016-01-22 13:58:39 n-tech the company that built my software
2016-01-22 13:58:44 copypaste yeah i saw that, that was some HBO drama about a serial killer who was also a cop
2016-01-22 13:58:46 n-tech to ask them to take the kiwi down
2016-01-22 13:58:51 copypaste my mom watched it all the time
2016-01-22 13:58:57 n-tech and then when they told them that's not how the Internet works
2016-01-22 13:58:59 n-tech he wrote a letter to Linode
2016-01-22 13:59:03 n-tech and now he's writing letters to literally
2016-01-22 13:59:08 n-tech every service provider mentioned in the thread
2016-01-22 13:59:16 n-tech to warn them not to let us host
2016-01-22 13:59:16 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 13:59:17 copypaste this reminds me of what happened to 8ch
2016-01-22 13:59:23 copypaste which is how jim took over
2016-01-22 13:59:28 copypaste except we didn't have just one person doing it
2016-01-22 13:59:35 copypaste all of reddit's r/gamerghazi community was
2016-01-22 13:59:40 copypaste (so like 10 people)
2016-01-22 13:59:42 n-tech yeah
2016-01-22 13:59:52 n-tech I'm going to start falseflagging who our host is, I'm not sure how it works
2016-01-22 13:59:58 copypaste you can
2016-01-22 14:00:09 copypaste they don't have the tech skills most likely to figure out for real
2016-01-22 14:01:09 copypaste (here's how you figure out for real : send a report to cloudflare claiming copyright ingringement and request the real IP so you can servce notice to the host, or send a DDoS to kiwifarms, making sure it's clear from your traffic that ti's supposed to be going to kiwifarms. if you don't have CF's pro plan they shut off your service)
2016-01-22 14:01:20 copypaste (i.e., they route traffic back to host)
2016-01-22 14:02:12 n-tech I really doubt Cloudflare will surrender an IP to the user, they may send host information but that's it
2016-01-22 14:02:22 n-tech That's completely counterproductive to being a DDoS mitigation layer
2016-01-22 14:02:25 copypaste CF surrendered 8ch IP before
2016-01-22 14:02:33 copypaste when i didn't have their $200 plan
2016-01-22 14:02:38 n-tech To complaints?
2016-01-22 14:02:47 n-tech That's insane
2016-01-22 14:02:47 n-tech lol
2016-01-22 14:02:48 copypaste they were legit DMCAs but yeah
2016-01-22 14:03:03 copypaste but i know you could (1) upload ur own copyrighted content
2016-01-22 14:03:05 copypaste (2) wait a few weeks
2016-01-22 14:03:11 copypaste (3) if it doesn't disappear, complain to CF
2016-01-22 14:03:14 copypaste so many attack vectors
2016-01-22 14:03:38 copypaste r u coming over with jollibee
2016-01-22 14:03:47 copypaste i want a yum with cheese and 2 mashed potato cups
2016-01-22 14:04:06 n-tech yeah i'll get out now that I got everything put together
2016-01-22 14:04:13 n-tech is it just the yum with cheese?
2016-01-22 14:04:24 n-tech and potatoes
2016-01-22 14:04:29 n-tech or should i get something for the girls
2016-01-22 14:05:22 copypaste they don't want anything
2016-01-22 14:18:31 n-tech leaving home now, brt
2016-01-22 15:28:40 copypaste http://www.androidrootz.com/2014/06/safestrap-recovery-for-at-galaxy-s5.html
2016-01-22 20:32:55 copypaste hey guess what
2016-01-22 20:33:01 copypaste this city does have parks, i just went to one
2016-01-22 20:33:08 copypaste they're private though you have ot pay to enter
2016-01-22 20:33:13 copypaste they have rides and fountains and trees
2016-01-22 20:33:24 copypaste and a bike race track
2016-01-23 06:07:30 [copypaste away: Not here right now. since 2016-01-23 06:07:30+0800]
2016-01-23 06:07:55 [copypaste back: gone 00:00:24]
2016-01-23 07:55:57 n-tech this city does have parks, i just went to one
2016-01-23 07:55:59 n-tech er fuck
2016-01-23 07:56:03 n-tech CloudFlare received an abuse report regarding:
2016-01-23 07:56:03 n-tech kiwifar.ms
2016-01-23 07:56:03 n-tech Below is the report we received:
2016-01-23 07:56:03 n-tech Reporter's Name: joshua buraczewski
2016-01-23 07:56:03 n-tech Reporter's Email Address: skannerz22@yahoo.com
2016-01-23 07:56:03 n-tech Reporter's Telephone Number: +61434355954
2016-01-23 07:56:05 n-tech Reported URLs:
2016-01-23 07:56:09 n-tech owned
2016-01-23 07:56:27 copypaste no report text?
2016-01-23 07:56:39 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/forums/lolcows.16/
2016-01-23 07:56:39 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/dexter-skannerz22-scs-pet-lolcow-nulls-cuckold-bigger-autistic-faggot-than-connor-bible.16828/
2016-01-23 07:56:39 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/rita-samoilenko-reaper-demon-easily-triggered-alcoholic-pedo-attention-whore-and-tranny.16563/
2016-01-23 07:56:39 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/conald-petersen-aka-fedsmoker-saint-herkster-herknews-pukekiller-shemale-tranny-church.10885/
2016-01-23 07:56:41 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/jenny-mcdermott-drug-addict-horsefaced-tranny-homewrecker-attention-whore-scammer-tax-cheat.14348/
2016-01-23 07:56:44 n-tech https://kiwifar.ms/threads/linode-is-now-the-shittiest-company-ive-ever-dealt-with.16822/
2016-01-23 07:56:46 n-tech Logs or Evidence of Abuse: kiwifarms apparently is hosted by you now after linode shut them down for being illegal and copyright violating
2016-01-23 07:56:51 n-tech kiwifarms is a supporter of isis (they contemplated buying server hosting from isis)
2016-01-23 07:56:53 n-tech a supporter of nazis
2016-01-23 07:56:55 n-tech they also "dox" people by posting public info then saying defamatory things about them
2016-01-23 07:56:57 n-tech they regularly abuse autistic people and mentally ill people in general
2016-01-23 07:56:59 n-tech please remove kiwifarms from your services so i don't have to follow through with reporting them/you to federal authorities
2016-01-23 07:57:02 n-tech to protect your own reputation please remove them
2016-01-23 07:57:04 n-tech Comments: https://i.imgur.com/EdvHQ2j.png
2016-01-23 07:57:06 n-tech We have provided the name of your hosting provider to the reporter. Additionally, we have forwarded this report to your hosting provider as well.
2016-01-23 07:57:09 n-tech Regards,
2016-01-23 07:57:11 copypaste cloudflare won't close your account, but it is possible that they will tell him your actual host
2016-01-23 07:57:11 n-tech CloudFlare Abuse
2016-01-23 07:57:18 n-tech The host is already closing us down
2016-01-23 07:57:18 copypaste yes and they forward to the abuse@
2016-01-23 07:57:25 copypaste gandi is?
2016-01-23 07:57:28 n-tech No
2016-01-23 07:57:31 n-tech We're not on Gandi yet
2016-01-23 07:57:32 n-tech Linode is
2016-01-23 07:57:35 copypaste o ok
2016-01-23 07:57:45 copypaste yeah like this is why i've just givn up on fun
2016-01-23 07:57:50 copypaste hey but i will tell you how ED stays up
2016-01-23 07:57:55 copypaste if youpromise not to tell, they told me
2016-01-23 07:57:58 copypaste it's pretty genius
2016-01-23 07:57:59 n-tech https://i.imgur.com/65ApUHO.png
2016-01-23 07:58:05 n-tech I cannot fucking comprehend these people
2016-01-23 07:58:07 n-tech this is like a joke
2016-01-23 07:58:09 n-tech Is this a joke?
2016-01-23 07:58:21 copypaste it wouldn't work for 8chan though because of 8chan's high b/w
2016-01-23 07:58:28 copypaste it wold however work for kiwi
2016-01-23 07:58:51 n-tech ED probably fibs about their host or something
2016-01-23 07:58:53 n-tech what does it do
2016-01-23 07:59:12 copypaste ED has around 5 VPS from small providers and resellers
2016-01-23 07:59:21 copypaste they use these VPS as a reverse proxy to the real dedi
2016-01-23 07:59:32 copypaste when one gets reported and offline it's trivial to switch
2016-01-23 07:59:36 copypaste and cloudflare doesn'tknowthe real dedi
2016-01-23 07:59:52 copypaste they only know whatever VPS is being used as a MITM
2016-01-23 07:59:53 n-tech Interesting
2016-01-23 08:00:47 copypaste cloudflare wont close your account for anything pretty much, because their whole business model is that they are not responsible for anything and downstream hosts are
2016-01-23 08:00:52 copypaste they protect ISIS
2016-01-23 08:00:55 copypaste as well
2016-01-23 08:01:02 n-tech Cloudflare is the best thing ever
2016-01-23 08:01:13 n-tech Assuming it's not tapped on governments which it porbably is
2016-01-23 08:01:15 n-tech but who cares
2016-01-23 08:01:27 n-tech but I have his phone number
2016-01-23 08:01:31 n-tech that's what I was laughing about
2016-01-23 08:01:37 n-tech I'm going to call him and ask him about the emotional trauma he's had
2016-01-23 08:01:40 copypaste o lol
2016-01-23 08:01:44 copypaste record it
2016-01-23 08:01:45 copypaste pls
2016-01-23 08:02:17 n-tech "Hello I'm calling to follow up on your report of KEEWEE FAR DOT EM ES. This call will be recorded for quality assurance purposes. Are you able to talk about the nature of your complaint?"
2016-01-23 08:02:23 n-tech and then I want to hear him cry about cyberbullying
2016-01-23 08:03:05 copypaste lol
2016-01-23 08:03:08 copypaste d
2016-01-23 08:03:08 copypaste a
2016-01-23 08:03:10 copypaste n
2016-01-23 08:03:10 copypaste k
2016-01-23 16:17:15 [copypaste away: Not here right now. since 2016-01-23 16:17:15+0800]
2016-01-23 16:19:55 [copypaste back: gone 00:02:39]
2016-01-25 00:47:32 n-tech what's up
2016-01-25 00:47:41 n-tech are you saying hack as in an actual hack or a coding trick
2016-01-25 00:48:04 n-tech I mentioned before we would absolutely need to set a new cookie for user id and just trust the input
2016-01-25 01:25:02 copypaste well, isn't a hack and a coding trick the same thing? i think it can be both. since laravel doesn't want you to have two session cookies, probably more of a hack
2016-01-25 01:25:25 n-tech why would you have a pendantic comment about coding convention after this
2016-01-25 01:25:29 n-tech why would you assume this is appropriate
2016-01-25 01:25:36 copypaste oh, i was just going through my PMs
2016-01-25 01:25:53 copypaste don't ask questions you don't want answered
2016-01-26 05:06:09 copypaste before you leave the country you have some property of mine
2016-01-26 05:06:17 copypaste just the paper that came with my wheelchair
2016-01-26 05:06:23 n-tech it's on the bed
2016-01-26 05:06:27 copypaste your bed?
2016-01-26 05:06:36 n-tech i was going to give it to you yesterday but you interrupted that plan
2016-01-26 05:06:41 n-tech yes, it was in my bag
2016-01-26 05:06:50 copypaste okay, so have you already left?
2016-01-26 05:06:55 n-tech no
2016-01-26 05:07:09 copypaste okay, mochi will come pick it up later this morning
2016-01-26 05:07:13 copypaste thank you
2016-01-26 07:50:48 copypaste i'm leaving the mail records of infinitydev.org alone for the next week until you have a chance to download all your mail
2016-01-26 07:57:39 copypaste mochi is coming over now
2016-01-26 16:13:57 copypaste we've one last thing to talk about
2016-01-26 16:18:27 copypaste i want you to either dual license Next under AGPL&Expat license ("BSD") https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIT_License#License_terms or add me specifically, not jim or 2ch or RQI or et cetera, as a copyright holder. i know what it's like having someone try to "troll" me and others through the courts, and it's not fun. savetheinternet used to do it. as you can see on 8chan i mention marcin and
2016-01-26 16:18:27 copypaste savetheinternet in the footer, and would never remove your atribution if i were to fork next, so your due credit would come. as you told me before, you want to be remembered for as long as possible over monetary concerns. i'm asking for this last olive branch, which would make me consider Next for 8chan. you can say no, but that would put me in the difficult position of breaking it to peopole
2016-01-26 16:18:27 copypaste that you refuse to license your software to the people you wrote it for
2016-01-26 16:19:01 copypaste anyway, please consider this olive branch. i'm not really mad at you, just disappointed.
2016-01-26 16:19:10 copypaste thanks for my wheelchair paper back
2016-01-26 16:24:55 copypaste oh, one other thing. it's possible i already own the copyright, if you say no and i really want to use next, i'm going to have a lawyer figure it out. the copy i have is (c) Infinity Next Development Group infinitydev.org, and infinitydev.org is my domain, so. i'm not trying to steal your work, just shield myself and our hosts from frivolous lawsuits
2016-01-26 16:25:23 copypaste i don't think you could make people forget you developed next if you wanted to
2016-01-26 16:35:28 n-tech The copyright is mine. I wrote every single line and you had almost no involvement.
2016-01-26 16:35:40 n-tech You will either pay me for a dual license or you will not get one.
2016-01-26 16:35:50 n-tech I will not talk to you again without the presence of a lawyer.
2016-01-26 16:35:51 copypaste what's your price?
2016-01-26 16:36:08 copypaste hehe, just like last time you have no idea
2016-01-26 16:40:30 copypaste you still don't know? are you doing maths or something?
2016-01-26 16:40:43 copypaste negotiation never was your strong suit
2016-01-26 16:42:00 copypaste how about i go first. i will give you $100 and never talk about your eccentricities again. i know how much that bothers you, people knowing you're human
2016-01-26 16:42:13 copypaste that's for a dual license, expat, not even ownership
2016-01-26 16:46:06 copypaste you do realize github groups aren't legally binding i hope, and that source code ownership only goes forewards and not backwards
2016-01-26 16:46:12 copypaste this is actually why vichan and tinyboard split oh so long ago
2016-01-26 16:48:09 copypaste anyway, decide or make a counter offer in 24 hours. if we want to use Next we will probably end up doing it anyway, once i verify that ownership quandry. have a nice life josh. i really did want to see us succeed together. when i answered tenicu about the status of the project, all that was on my mind was the parallel test. you could have just said you weren't ready, instead of throw a bizarre
2016-01-26 16:48:09 copypaste fit about ron firing you and no one liking you
2016-01-26 16:49:42 n-tech Thanks, it was fun working with you too. I'll let you know what my lawyer says.
2016-01-26 18:36:22 copypaste few things. i let jim know about this talk. 2ch engineers are barred from upstreaming patches or working with you at all until we work this out, so that dream won't happen. if you don't compromise with me at all, on the 28th at 7AM i'm going to present my case to users. it's not going to be pretty for you, in my eyes your recent actions on this matter have shifted you from "failed to deliver, but
2016-01-26 18:36:22 copypaste didn't steal money because at least he tried and his product was usable from a legal perspective" to "failed to deliver, and also stole donated funds because he won't change to a court-tested license and we cannot take the risk of running software with no legal framework" the USA is a common law district after all, and the AGPL has never been in court. i will then assert ownership over it,
2016-01-26 18:36:22 copypaste because it was funded by 8chan users, money was collected on a domain owned by Infinity Dev. Group and the copy i have is owned by Infinity Dev. Group according to its license file. we'd rather go on the offensive than the defensive and have to spend years in court working out what a "component" is in the context of a website, proving copyright is much more cut and dry. your move. my benjamin
2016-01-26 18:36:22 copypaste franklin is still good, as is a GPL compromise 4free. in either event i'm done talking about you in public, you are not worth my time
2016-01-26 18:38:49 copypaste you know i have no problem with open source and maintained the infinity and vichan repos for a very long time. i don't care if our code is open, i just care about being in such untested waters with such limited funds. to be honest if we were sued this way 8chan might never recover, it would be easier to close it than fight
2016-01-26 18:40:34 n-tech Can you elaborate on what "untested waters" mean?
2016-01-26 18:40:54 copypaste sure. the GPL has been in court several times in the USA and in europe. it's clear what the text means in a legal perspective
2016-01-26 18:41:16 copypaste it's been in court in other places too. you can see more at http://gpl-violations.org/ , a project i've actually donated to before
2016-01-26 18:41:47 copypaste it's not at all clear what the AGPL means. it was written by lawyers, but in common law jurisdictions law is based on precedent
2016-01-26 18:42:35 copypaste you could claim that because softserve is used on it and is a "component" of it, and demand the source code for softserve, for example
2016-01-26 18:42:52 n-tech The AGPL license is backed by the Free Software Foundation. I have no intentions of instigating you, Jim, 2ch, or Nttech. I entered into this project because I enjoy development. You have personally seen me sink hundreds if not thousands of hours over the course of almost a year to see the project to the current point.
2016-01-26 18:42:55 copypaste perhaps. i think that claim is absolutely ridiculous, but the more i think about it the more i think it could at least be done
2016-01-26 18:43:23 n-tech As a result, I am not going to relenquish property rights or grant you special permission without legal advice from a qualified lawyer. You are not entitled to my property and you are not allowed to blackmail me into relenquishing my rights.
2016-01-26 18:43:34 n-tech I have nothing else to say until I have received certified legal advice.
2016-01-26 18:43:34 copypaste you've also seen me sink money into it so don't get cute.
2016-01-26 18:43:50 copypaste the GPL is a good compromise. for your sake get that legal advice before the 28th.
2016-01-26 18:43:53 copypaste that'd be all. thank you
2016-01-26 18:54:08 copypaste oh one last thing. this time, if you need an extension when you're out lawyer shopping, tell me instead of throwing a fit. i'll want proof you actually contacted a lawyer though.
2016-01-29 19:07:35 n-tech I don't understand you
2016-01-29 19:07:46 n-tech If you're going to go the route that I'm some sort of fat meth addict (??)
2016-01-29 19:07:53 n-tech and you're going to lie about Jim and say he wanted AGPL in November
2016-01-29 19:07:55 n-tech why not lie about this
2016-01-29 19:07:59 n-tech You could have gone in for the kill
2016-01-29 19:11:02 copypaste where did i say either of those 2 things
2016-01-29 19:11:15 n-tech You said I refused to work unless you gave me meth
2016-01-29 19:11:28 copypaste modafinil, i was clear about that and you did
2016-01-29 19:11:41 copypaste read more carefully our final -staff log
2016-01-29 19:11:41 n-tech I did not, I said I was going to wait until I had it. Maybe it'd of helped me through the slump.
2016-01-29 19:11:53 copypaste ok, i took it the other way
2016-01-29 19:12:02 n-tech yeah no shit, you usually do mate
2016-01-29 19:12:07 n-tech You thought I fucking left the Philippines 8 months ago
2016-01-29 19:12:11 n-tech because Jollibees fucked up my order
2016-01-29 19:12:14 n-tech I don't understand why you do this
2016-01-29 19:12:28 n-tech People are confronting me asking why I refused Jim's offer
2016-01-29 19:12:33 n-tech They think he wanted it under GPL
2016-01-29 19:12:36 n-tech instead of what really happened
2016-01-29 19:13:01 n-tech Everything was fine when we ate pizza, I wasn't mad. I was disheartened.
2016-01-29 19:13:09 n-tech I still wanted everything to work right and you tried to fucking blackmail me
2016-01-29 19:13:11 n-tech I just don't get it dude
2016-01-29 19:14:23 copypaste jim didn't want agpl and never did , that's true. but he didn't care so long as we weren't asking him to pay for it. if we could have got it working ourselves without his help, it would have never come up
2016-01-29 19:14:44 n-tech But yet people know about the coffee store and they think he wanted it under GPL
2016-01-29 19:14:45 copypaste the offer was a way out. he was saying he'd help fix it, but i had to make sure he understood -exactly- what he was committing his programmers to do.
2016-01-29 19:14:49 n-tech He was just paying me to change it to a different FOSS license
2016-01-29 19:14:57 n-tech which is the literal exact opposite fo what happened
2016-01-29 19:15:03 n-tech I have no idea where this came from but it didn't come from me
2016-01-29 19:15:07 n-tech so either Jim or you is spreading fibs
2016-01-29 19:15:36 n-tech The deal was no open source, he owned it, and I can't upstream commits to public
2016-01-29 19:15:44 n-tech So why lie about that? Is Jim mad or something?
2016-01-29 19:15:53 n-tech If Jim's mad I understand mate, I fucking get the whole "jim is scary" thing
2016-01-29 19:16:06 n-tech I can burden this shit and fuck off if that's what's required to keep everything gucchi.
2016-01-29 19:16:14 n-tech If you were really trying to destroy me you would have done so 30 minutes ago
2016-01-29 19:16:15 n-tech but ya didn't
2016-01-29 19:16:18 n-tech so something's fucky
2016-01-29 19:17:34 copypaste i think what's at issue here is that there are two deals, both wildly different.
2016-01-29 19:17:47 copypaste the deal that -included- a salary for you also had a sign over of your Next commits
2016-01-29 19:17:57 copypaste but the bailout for Next was approved all the way up to GPL
2016-01-29 19:18:19 n-tech That was never brought up to me then
2016-01-29 19:18:21 copypaste i barely talked about the first deal, because i don't see it as important because it's been off the table for months and there is absolutely no way jim will ever offer that to you again
2016-01-29 19:18:28 n-tech Your offer for GPL was $100 and not calling me a fat meth addict
2016-01-29 19:18:42 copypaste that was deal #2
2016-01-29 19:18:49 n-tech Deal #2 fucking sucks
2016-01-29 19:19:03 copypaste so be it. i figure i'd offer it, because i know that 2ch and them can fix it
2016-01-29 19:19:09 n-tech If it's public misconception that they're the same thing I sort of understand that
2016-01-29 19:19:13 n-tech because people are inherently retarded
2016-01-29 19:19:19 n-tech and prone to believe whatever suits what they want to believe
2016-01-29 19:19:32 n-tech and like, you gave me no time
2016-01-29 19:19:37 n-tech it was 24 hours or i write a hit piece
2016-01-29 19:19:38 n-tech that was my deal
2016-01-29 19:19:41 n-tech I wanted to consult smarter people
2016-01-29 19:20:00 n-tech and literally if you did this in the opposite order everything would be fine
2016-01-29 19:20:06 n-tech you could have asked me while we were eating pizza
2016-01-29 19:20:12 n-tech to sign a paper letting NTTech use Next
2016-01-29 19:20:15 n-tech I'd of signed it without reading it
2016-01-29 19:20:16 copypaste i didn't have approval then
2016-01-29 19:20:20 copypaste here's the thing
2016-01-29 19:20:22 n-tech because I'm a moron like that who has implicit trust
2016-01-29 19:20:37 copypaste i don't do things like that. i always make sure people understand exactly what they're agreeing to
2016-01-29 19:20:46 copypaste and i try to always tell the truth as closely as possible, as hard as that is for you to believe
2016-01-29 19:20:54 n-tech And then if they disagree you try to take it from then anyways?
2016-01-29 19:21:17 copypaste that was a bluff. i figured anything to save next was justified
2016-01-29 19:21:27 copypaste i figured you'd bend under that, surprisingly you didn't
2016-01-29 19:21:44 copypaste here's what you could have done
2016-01-29 19:21:46 n-tech It didn't matter if it was a bluff or not
2016-01-29 19:21:55 n-tech I was not going to let go of the project
2016-01-29 19:22:01 n-tech I was the one who spent 9 months on a caffeine binge writing it
2016-01-29 19:22:12 n-tech You can't understand what it's like to have someone trying to pry work from you like that
2016-01-29 19:22:14 copypaste you could have licensed all commits before a certain date under GPL, and then all after under AGPL. you could have had a GPL fork and an AGPL fork, creating license incompatible branches
2016-01-29 19:22:17 copypaste there's a lot you could have done
2016-01-29 19:22:40 copypaste this would have saved it, since they could have worked on it for however long it took to fix it
2016-01-29 19:22:48 copypaste you could have accepted their commits into your branch, and continued your dev under AGPL
2016-01-29 19:22:58 n-tech Yeah but why would I do that if I was being threatened?
2016-01-29 19:23:08 copypaste i figured we both wanted to save nex
2016-01-29 19:23:09 copypaste t
2016-01-29 19:23:13 copypaste i guess i was wrong
2016-01-29 19:23:16 n-tech I'm going to have next, it's not done
2016-01-29 19:23:25 copypaste or, maybe, you thought you could do it yourself
2016-01-29 19:23:28 n-tech I'm still going to work on it and I've found someone with bare metal who wants to host it, my Jim.
2016-01-29 19:23:33 copypaste and we didn't agree that johann and ron were requirements to fixing it
2016-01-29 19:23:55 n-tech Ron didn't want anything to do with it from my POV
2016-01-29 19:24:02 n-tech He was comitting stuff to your project
2016-01-29 19:24:17 copypaste that's not what he told me so i'm torn on this
2016-01-29 19:24:36 n-tech From our conversation at the end of my death march to pull off the 2nd migration
2016-01-29 19:24:41 n-tech which again, involved like 5 days of 16 hour shifts
2016-01-29 19:24:44 n-tech I would wake up, work, sleep.
2016-01-29 19:24:50 n-tech That was my entire life while the migration was being sorted out
2016-01-29 19:24:53 n-tech at the tail end of this
2016-01-29 19:25:00 n-tech Ron comes in and says that I fucked up by using for loops
2016-01-29 19:25:08 n-tech and it just absolutely eviscerates my brain
2016-01-29 19:25:40 n-tech it was the dankest meme of all time and it broke me
2016-01-29 19:25:45 copypaste i can see that. i can really. but that's not the same as saying you're no good and he doesn't want to hire you, or even that next sucks
2016-01-29 19:25:52 copypaste ron was definitely not in the same state of consciousness as you
2016-01-29 19:25:56 copypaste it was probably an off hand comment
2016-01-29 19:26:04 n-tech well that's a shame because I really liked everyone at RQI and I really liked Ron
2016-01-29 19:26:14 n-tech But I was pretty much heartbroken after I woke up to email commits the next day with VFEC stuff
2016-01-29 19:26:31 copypaste like i said before, all he did was move functions around. it doesn't even compile and he hasn't touched it since
2016-01-29 19:26:40 copypaste because he forgot to add `global $config;'
2016-01-29 19:26:43 copypaste he didn't even test it
2016-01-29 19:27:01 n-tech well now you've really done yourself in in terms of options
2016-01-29 19:27:06 n-tech even if AGPL wasn't an issue
2016-01-29 19:27:08 n-tech and Jim was like, lets use that
2016-01-29 19:27:13 n-tech You've successfully raised a legion against me
2016-01-29 19:27:15 n-tech Nobody wants Next anymore
2016-01-29 19:27:19 n-tech Nobody trusts it
2016-01-29 19:27:20 copypaste yes, that ship has sailed
2016-01-29 19:27:21 n-tech So it's not an option
2016-01-29 19:27:24 copypaste i don't even trust it anymore
2016-01-29 19:27:39 copypaste i feel like i did my best to save it, but i failed.
2016-01-29 19:27:47 copypaste at least i figured out what was wrong with vichan. it took long enough.
2016-01-29 19:27:48 n-tech Did you mate?
2016-01-29 19:27:57 n-tech I'm going to be curt because this is building up inside me
2016-01-29 19:27:59 copypaste did i do my best or did i fail ?
2016-01-29 19:28:06 n-tech Why did you not do anything for like 8 months
2016-01-29 19:28:19 n-tech Was it really "health issues"? I'm skeptical because you told me one time while you were over here
2016-01-29 19:28:26 n-tech you can use your disability to get away with pretty much anything
2016-01-29 19:28:27 n-tech like
2016-01-29 19:28:28 n-tech you detailed to me
2016-01-29 19:28:31 n-tech how you manipualte people
2016-01-29 19:28:33 n-tech and then the very same week
2016-01-29 19:28:37 n-tech you said you were too tired or your back hurt
2016-01-29 19:28:39 n-tech and it's like
2016-01-29 19:28:40 n-tech o-oh okay
2016-01-29 19:28:51 copypaste i detailed what to you
2016-01-29 19:29:05 n-tech You would tell me how you cried to get doctors to help you for instance
2016-01-29 19:29:20 n-tech There were other things but the general idea was that you could get away with a lot because of cripple pity
2016-01-29 19:29:22 n-tech it was the uh
2016-01-29 19:29:28 n-tech the thing the story
2016-01-29 19:29:29 copypaste lol. i remember this. look, this was all about pill mills way back when.
2016-01-29 19:29:35 n-tech about the per unit disabled laborers
2016-01-29 19:29:43 n-tech and the guy crying about wages
2016-01-29 19:29:47 n-tech you remember?
2016-01-29 19:29:50 copypaste i remember.
2016-01-29 19:29:56 copypaste that kike, i remember.
2016-01-29 19:30:17 n-tech You use PHP 5.6, you could have added Blackfire or Tideways and found this issue months ago
2016-01-29 19:30:23 n-tech and if you had we'd be fine right now
2016-01-29 19:30:27 n-tech all that pressure to get it done right now
2016-01-29 19:30:29 n-tech would just be gone
2016-01-29 19:30:32 n-tech a weight off everyone's shoulders
2016-01-29 19:30:43 n-tech i just feel like
2016-01-29 19:30:49 n-tech if you had done anything at all with either software
2016-01-29 19:30:53 n-tech it'd be fine
2016-01-29 19:31:08 n-tech we either would have gotten it done in time, or there'd be more time
2016-01-29 19:34:20 copypaste i just thought we knew what the problem was. no one ever came up with, "hey, why not verify that what we tested and verified to be wrong with 8chan X months ago isn't still true?"
2016-01-29 19:35:32 copypaste i think you took a story about pill mills and blew it out of proportion in your mind. yes i have lied to doctors before, but just to get extra pills for people i knew who sold them. i'm still completly physically fucked, which should be pretty obvious from looking at me.
2016-01-29 19:36:09 copypaste on top of all this, i was very depressed about infinity failing. if you think next is important to you, i've worked with vichan for years. i guess i never really want to give it up, deep down.
2016-01-29 19:36:15 copypaste i know this is hard to hear
2016-01-29 19:37:12 copypaste furthermore, that dude who was acting in that video about wages, i mean come on, it's so obvious. you don't need a cripple to tell you he's fake crying, lol. he was just jealous because he was a quadriplegic and they were retards, but they could move.
2016-01-29 19:37:32 n-tech Able bodied people don't usually think like that.
2016-01-29 19:37:35 n-tech I guess.
2016-01-29 19:37:37 copypaste i've never seen more obvious manipulation.
2016-01-29 19:37:38 n-tech Maybe it's an American thing.
2016-01-29 19:38:08 copypaste i've been jealous of other disabled people before, a long time ago in school. i never tried to ruin anything for them though, to my recollection, like he was doing
2016-01-29 19:38:11 copypaste but sure - i wanted to
2016-01-29 19:38:17 copypaste it's called growing up
2016-01-29 19:38:40 copypaste i had experiences growing up most able bodied people don't, and so i instantly see other cripples as people and consider all their motives
2016-01-29 19:38:51 copypaste and that guy in that video was absolutely faking out of jealousy.
2016-01-29 19:39:25 n-tech The most frustrating thing in the entire process
2016-01-29 19:39:27 n-tech was a tweet you made
2016-01-29 19:39:51 copypaste to get back at that anita bitch and to joke around about the fact that i ba
2016-01-29 19:39:54 copypaste anita?
2016-01-29 19:39:57 copypaste whatever the fuck her name is
2016-01-29 19:39:59 copypaste that offworld bitch
2016-01-29 19:40:00 copypaste lol
2016-01-29 19:40:07 n-tech http://i.imgur.com/EyvcfnV.png
2016-01-29 19:40:19 copypaste leigh, there you go
2016-01-29 19:40:22 copypaste i know what yo're talking about
2016-01-29 19:40:39 n-tech 6 days after the downhill slide and 14 days before everything went to shit
2016-01-29 19:41:09 copypaste and to make light of the fact that i couldn't really do much. you think i want to just admit to people i was physically and mentally fucked for months?
2016-01-29 19:41:14 copypaste no, it's easier to make ebin tweets
2016-01-29 19:41:31 n-tech i mean, is that true?
2016-01-29 19:41:32 copypaste i really hate leigh. anything to make her think i have it good now
2016-01-29 19:41:48 copypaste do you really think i played GTA for 8 months?
2016-01-29 19:42:00 n-tech no, you also wrote rape mods for prison architect
2016-01-29 19:42:03 copypaste do you think it holds my attention that much? if i was that into games why didn't i even know what fallout was?
2016-01-29 19:42:04 n-tech and did typography
2016-01-29 19:42:15 copypaste i spent 6 hours on one mod, most of which was writing the README
2016-01-29 19:42:21 copypaste once i figured out their API sucked, that was it
2016-01-29 19:42:32 copypaste i spent like a day on that. did you ever even see a finished mod?
2016-01-29 19:42:44 copypaste there's nothing to show but me making some test entities and trying to make some animations, getting frustrated, and quitting.
2016-01-29 19:42:59 copypaste i was wondering why that even interesetd you. everyone comes up with weird offshoot projects
2016-01-29 19:43:25 n-tech I didn't
2016-01-29 19:43:37 copypaste i mean, it's part of this whole business. you can't help it. you think about one thing, and another idea comes out. i first played PA in like...i believe it was one of the alphas in 2013
2016-01-29 19:44:14 copypaste well, i don't really know what to tell you. it's normal for a developer to have many projects, even completely useless ones
2016-01-29 19:44:19 copypaste most people iknow are like taht
2016-01-29 19:44:27 n-tech Then what was your main project?
2016-01-29 19:44:41 n-tech If these are the weird off shoots, what was the main project?
2016-01-29 19:44:46 copypaste i didn't have one. perhaps oekaki and 2ch.js, to just barely tread water around here.
2016-01-29 19:44:49 copypaste and keep my bills paid.
2016-01-29 19:44:57 copypaste but i barely "did my best" on those.
2016-01-29 19:44:57 n-tech You told me you had 10 bitcoins saved
2016-01-29 19:45:04 copypaste i don't like to spend my savings.
2016-01-29 19:45:08 copypaste those are also 8chan's savings.
2016-01-29 19:45:22 copypaste for if shit really hits the fan. this isn't really hitting the fan you know.
2016-01-29 19:45:43 copypaste i promised 8chan that savings way back when. in like the lsat financial report before jim took over.
2016-01-29 19:45:46 n-tech No, you've only ruined my professional life in a very deliberate fashion.
2016-01-29 19:45:49 copypaste i can't just take it and pilfer it for my own uses
2016-01-29 19:45:53 n-tech People are going to attack the forum to. They already plan on it.
2016-01-29 19:46:10 n-tech So the few constants and small joys I have are going to be taken away from me if people have their way.
2016-01-29 19:46:37 n-tech I guess that's nothing hitting the fan, though.
2016-01-29 19:46:54 copypaste take the most recent commit. release all your changes before that date under GPL. i'll take back the stealing thing.
2016-01-29 19:46:58 copypaste it's really that simple.
2016-01-29 19:47:09 copypaste then you can release whatever comes after under whatever you want.
2016-01-29 19:47:32 n-tech It's not stealing. The project was supposed to be my work.
2016-01-29 19:47:33 copypaste i can't back down on this, because unless you fix it independently of us, we got code we can't use because we can't fix it due to licensin.
2016-01-29 19:47:44 n-tech I'm going to, I have other plans now
2016-01-29 19:47:46 n-tech but they're like
2016-01-29 19:47:47 copypaste i never thought i'd have to beg third parties to help it
2016-01-29 19:47:47 n-tech weirdo plans
2016-01-29 19:47:53 n-tech I can never hope to seek a 9-5 now
2016-01-29 19:48:27 copypaste for my part, if you do that i will announce that i have made peace and you gave us what's ours, and perhaps i will even recommend jim fix it. perhaps.
2016-01-29 19:48:51 n-tech You need to stop this mantra that you somehow own the project if there's going to be "peace"
2016-01-29 19:49:02 n-tech You picked this license to specifically help protect my property rights
2016-01-29 19:49:02 copypaste we don't own it if it's under the GPL. it's still your copyright.
2016-01-29 19:49:13 n-tech You cna have it under AGPL too
2016-01-29 19:49:16 n-tech but Jim wants it closed.
2016-01-29 19:49:23 n-tech He wants to add stuff nobody should be allowed to see.
2016-01-29 19:49:29 copypaste GPL isn't closed and you know it. 2ch will even release all their fixes
2016-01-29 19:49:42 copypaste you can base off them for your AGPL fork
2016-01-29 19:49:43 n-tech GPL isn't closed but the source 8chan runs on will be.
2016-01-29 19:49:46 n-tech That's why he wants it GPL
2016-01-29 19:49:49 n-tech So he can close his version
2016-01-29 19:49:57 n-tech You can't fib me on this I know what's going on
2016-01-29 19:50:11 n-tech Remember after the SFW ads?
2016-01-29 19:50:17 n-tech That was when Jim decided he hated me
2016-01-29 19:50:30 n-tech You told me he wanted to add a proprietary, monetized way for people to remove ads from their boards
2016-01-29 19:50:34 copypaste absolutely. but he won't work on it any other way. i had to make sure he understood the license before he worked on it. if this came back to bite him later i'd never hear the end of it
2016-01-29 19:50:37 n-tech I still think that is the dumbest possible way to handle that but still.
2016-01-29 19:50:47 n-tech It's not going to
2016-01-29 19:50:55 n-tech You've known me for a fucking year, I'm the laziest sheep dog ever
2016-01-29 19:51:00 copypaste i still plan to release all my changes. minor things like ads, i don't really care if they're closed. they really even should be, rqi can't code lol.
2016-01-29 19:51:04 copypaste proably full of holes.
2016-01-29 19:51:04 n-tech I've never once done anything out of contempt, even this week
2016-01-29 19:51:08 n-tech while you've been raising an army against me
2016-01-29 19:51:14 n-tech I've been on the defensive
2016-01-29 19:51:17 n-tech Where's my @medium article
2016-01-29 19:51:25 n-tech it doesn't exist because that's not my MO
2016-01-29 19:51:28 n-tech and you know that
2016-01-29 19:52:15 n-tech I'm not against
2016-01-29 19:52:18 n-tech 8chan running next
2016-01-29 19:52:20 n-tech I'm not against Jim
2016-01-29 19:52:23 n-tech I'm not against making money
2016-01-29 19:52:26 n-tech I'm not against a closed source
2016-01-29 19:52:53 n-tech what I'm against is this blatant attempt to seize my work and undersell me a license on a threat
2016-01-29 19:52:58 n-tech I'd want like, actual compensation
2016-01-29 19:53:01 copypaste then why don't you just relicense and let 2ch have a chance of fixing it?
2016-01-29 19:53:10 n-tech Because I want actual compensation for my work
2016-01-29 19:53:14 copypaste you got your $12000, $2500 from me alone.
2016-01-29 19:53:28 copypaste and you didn't know your price, you hadn't even thought of it at all
2016-01-29 19:53:35 n-tech Because you gave me no time!
2016-01-29 19:53:40 n-tech I said I was going to talk to people and figure out a price
2016-01-29 19:53:44 copypaste you had ever since the coffee shop meeting
2016-01-29 19:54:05 n-tech But Jim wanted to buy it outright, I assumed he never wanted to talk to me again
2016-01-29 19:54:11 n-tech probably because he told you he never wanted to talk to me again
2016-01-29 19:54:18 copypaste that was deal #1, which included a salary
2016-01-29 19:54:20 copypaste way different
2016-01-29 19:54:33 n-tech But deal #1 ended up in him threatening to close down the entire site (actually, claiming he did)
2016-01-29 19:54:42 n-tech and storming out and telling you later he never wants to hear from me again
2016-01-29 19:54:50 n-tech Why would I spend my days thinking of a pitch from Jim?
2016-01-29 19:54:52 n-tech You HAVE your project
2016-01-29 19:54:54 n-tech you HAVE your code
2016-01-29 19:54:58 n-tech it's right fucking there with a license you chose
2016-01-29 19:54:59 copypaste since he'd be paying you 100k PHP -monthly- plus rent, i don't know why you didn't take this deal ...
2016-01-29 19:55:03 copypaste it was a good one. that's alot of money
2016-01-29 19:55:06 n-tech BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME NOT TO
2016-01-29 19:55:13 n-tech you literally said to not take it
2016-01-29 19:55:20 copypaste i don't recall that
2016-01-29 19:55:21 n-tech that's why he did the Emperor Palpatine CLOSE DOWN 8CHAN thing
2016-01-29 19:55:23 n-tech yessir mate
2016-01-29 19:55:27 n-tech he brought up security issues
2016-01-29 19:55:33 n-tech and we both told him, this 20 year veteran in the industry
2016-01-29 19:55:35 copypaste oh yes, that pissed me off
2016-01-29 19:55:38 n-tech closed source projects do not have risks
2016-01-29 19:55:44 n-tech and then he said like
2016-01-29 19:55:49 n-tech I thought you owned it? to you
2016-01-29 19:55:54 n-tech because he thought you paid for all of it
2016-01-29 19:55:59 n-tech and then that wasn't the case and you told me
2016-01-29 19:56:07 n-tech not to take the proprietary license agreement that closed the source and gave it to Jim
2016-01-29 19:56:10 n-tech and I told him I couldn't
2016-01-29 19:56:12 n-tech even if I wanted to
2016-01-29 19:56:16 n-tech because the crowdfunding promise
2016-01-29 19:56:18 n-tech the only real promise gave
2016-01-29 19:56:22 n-tech was that it'd be open source
2016-01-29 19:56:26 n-tech Out of all the legal talk
2016-01-29 19:56:30 n-tech The only thing truly illegal for me here
2016-01-29 19:56:33 n-tech would be to close the source
2016-01-29 19:56:34 copypaste yes, i didn't want it totally closed, which is what his agreement was
2016-01-29 19:56:42 copypaste but GPL isn't totally closed
2016-01-29 19:56:45 n-tech but his second agreement had no price tag
2016-01-29 19:56:47 n-tech If Jim had said
2016-01-29 19:56:51 n-tech GPL, 3000, living expenses
2016-01-29 19:56:53 n-tech I'd of been sold
2016-01-29 19:56:54 n-tech IN FACT
2016-01-29 19:56:57 n-tech I OFFERED HIM A SUBLICENSE
2016-01-29 19:57:00 n-tech THAT DID EXACTLY THAT
2016-01-29 19:57:03 n-tech and he rejected
2016-01-29 19:57:04 n-tech and clarified
2016-01-29 19:57:07 n-tech closed source
2016-01-29 19:57:08 n-tech he owns it
2016-01-29 19:57:11 n-tech I had no wiggle room at all
2016-01-29 19:57:17 copypaste both ron and i had to talk to him after this
2016-01-29 19:57:28 copypaste you know how it goes. he went in there with limited info
2016-01-29 19:57:38 n-tech Give it a month
2016-01-29 19:57:58 n-tech And I'm not going to stop because I'm a weirdo
2016-01-29 19:58:18 n-tech this is really bad right now. I'll deal with it. I'll keep my stupid little forum up and I'll work with my new financier about getting Next live on another site
2016-01-29 19:58:24 n-tech and will continue to work on it because that's what I do
2016-01-29 19:58:27 n-tech and in a month
2016-01-29 19:58:32 n-tech we'll talk about a price
2016-01-29 19:58:36 copypaste jim has his faults but he can be reasoned with.
2016-01-29 19:58:57 copypaste listen josh. i understand what you're doing but it's far too late. please talk to jim alone about a price, i can't spend any more good will or donor money on this
2016-01-29 19:59:00 copypaste jim has his own money
2016-01-29 19:59:02 copypaste and he can spend it
2016-01-29 19:59:07 copypaste so really, you need to be talking to him right now.
2016-01-29 19:59:09 n-tech Tell Ron I'm not mad at him either and I think he's chill as fuck
2016-01-29 19:59:17 n-tech Like I was just really beaten down and I couldn't handle the big O memeing
2016-01-29 19:59:32 copypaste coulda just said that you know
2016-01-29 19:59:42 copypaste "hey man, i've been up for like a week straight and i can't absorb new info right now"
2016-01-29 19:59:46 copypaste "can we do this another time?"
2016-01-29 19:59:54 n-tech yea but I'm not a sly guy like that
2016-01-29 20:00:05 n-tech if OdiliTime was involved like 4 months ago
2016-01-29 20:00:08 n-tech this would be a lot better off
2016-01-29 20:00:38 copypaste by the time a month is up now, 8chan will have a permanent plan. that's why i gave you 24 hours.
2016-01-29 20:00:49 copypaste i wanted things done quick, so i could get resolution
2016-01-29 20:00:53 copypaste and know what was going to happen
2016-01-29 20:01:09 n-tech I can't make critical decisions for a year's worth of work in a day
2016-01-29 20:01:15 n-tech and not to mention you didn't actually give me a full day
2016-01-29 20:01:21 n-tech Between the "one other thing" message
2016-01-29 20:01:22 copypaste you rejected my offer
2016-01-29 20:01:23 n-tech and the @medium hitpiece
2016-01-29 20:01:26 n-tech like 12 hours transpired
2016-01-29 20:01:30 copypaste or at least i took it that way
2016-01-29 20:01:30 n-tech I did
2016-01-29 20:01:39 n-tech I rejected your $100 one time and blackmail offer
2016-01-29 20:01:43 n-tech and I said I wanted to consult people
2016-01-29 20:01:53 n-tech and you took no time to make sure that everything was damaged beyond repair
2016-01-29 20:02:33 copypaste i should tell you i've decided to go forwards with lynxchan...
2016-01-29 20:02:39 copypaste it's MIT. jim approves.
2016-01-29 20:02:48 n-tech Might as well, Lynx works 4free
2016-01-29 20:02:50 copypaste there is no month. we're not saving next
2016-01-29 20:03:03 n-tech Yea, that's a sound strategy given the circumstances
2016-01-29 20:03:04 copypaste you can try contacting jim in a month, jim@racequeen.ph ads@8ch.net uhh
2016-01-29 20:03:06 copypaste he has lots of emails
2016-01-29 20:03:22 n-tech To be honest, I'm glad it's not going to work out
2016-01-29 20:03:26 n-tech Because I never want to deal with Jim again
2016-01-29 20:03:43 n-tech If he accepted something like $5000/yr annual proprietary sublicense
2016-01-29 20:03:46 n-tech I'd have to deal with him
2016-01-29 20:03:48 n-tech and provide support
2016-01-29 20:03:58 n-tech and i just dont want to
2016-01-29 20:04:09 copypaste but i'm just telling you, the only deal i can make with you is you do a GPL fork in exchange for peace because i still think that by you not letting 2ch fix it you basically ruined its chances
2016-01-29 20:04:28 n-tech I don't care. The offer isn't good enough now because I know that Jim is doing seedy shit with the code
2016-01-29 20:04:29 copypaste he doesn't want to pay you, and neither do i. if he asked my opinion it would be "reject that".
2016-01-29 20:04:33 copypaste we don't need your support josh.
2016-01-29 20:04:34 n-tech and that's why he wants it GPL and closed for 8chan
2016-01-29 20:05:01 copypaste i don't think you quite understand what i meant about two sets of books. the "seedy shit" would all be invisible
2016-01-29 20:05:09 copypaste he just doesn't want to be forced to open source everything forever
2016-01-29 20:05:12 copypaste i see his POV
2016-01-29 20:05:16 n-tech I understand fully, it would be GPL and Free
2016-01-29 20:05:25 copypaste do you?
2016-01-29 20:05:27 n-tech and then NTTech would have a fork with Jim's stuff
2016-01-29 20:05:30 n-tech that's private
2016-01-29 20:05:31 copypaste because that can also be done with AGPL.
2016-01-29 20:05:44 copypaste if it's invisible, no court can prove that the source he gave you isn't the real one
2016-01-29 20:05:44 n-tech No it can't, because if he uses a fork with the live website
2016-01-29 20:05:50 copypaste and no court can force a search of the server
2016-01-29 20:06:03 n-tech then why does he want it GPL?
2016-01-29 20:06:06 copypaste it would be an interesting case actually. but i'm quite confident in this
2016-01-29 20:06:16 copypaste just so we don't have to have that case. no court will understand this
2016-01-29 20:06:16 n-tech If I saw features that weren't visible in the code base
2016-01-29 20:06:23 n-tech that'd be proof of violation
2016-01-29 20:06:26 copypaste "seedy siht" wouldn't be visible.
2016-01-29 20:06:33 copypaste unless they made a mistake.
2016-01-29 20:06:37 n-tech but it also wouldn't be legal
2016-01-29 20:06:43 n-tech so you'd have to break the law to do seedy shit
2016-01-29 20:06:49 n-tech which is then illegal seedy shit
2016-01-29 20:06:53 n-tech so I understand fully why he doesn't want that
2016-01-29 20:07:24 copypaste i don't think he's all bad. he just wants to easily hack in things like ads. i see both viewpoints
2016-01-29 20:08:18 n-tech I do too, I empathize. 8ch is a money sink.
2016-01-29 20:08:28 n-tech My offer is $5000/yr proprietary fork for one public facing domain.
2016-01-29 20:08:40 n-tech No commitment to upstream changes, no open source, no requirements.
2016-01-29 20:09:08 copypaste i'll let him know, but now that we've tested lynxchan, lol. and i also just fixed vichan....and we learned we can create merge tables in mysql, effectively fixing the "many tables" issue...
2016-01-29 20:09:22 n-tech I understand. That's fine.
2016-01-29 20:09:30 n-tech If he laughs at the offer it's less for me to worry about.
2016-01-29 20:09:31 copypaste he won't agree. you can make it right with me by making a GPL fork, but we probably won't even use it.
2016-01-29 20:09:32 n-tech Money's overrated.
2016-01-29 20:09:46 copypaste if you don't want to make it right with me, that's also fine.
2016-01-29 20:09:50 copypaste i don't really care. it's your problem.
2016-01-29 20:09:56 n-tech You picked this license mate.
2016-01-29 20:10:02 n-tech You protected my rights
2016-01-29 20:10:09 n-tech You looked out for me and gave me something nobody could take away
2016-01-29 20:10:12 n-tech because at the time
2016-01-29 20:10:15 n-tech me was 8chan
2016-01-29 20:10:17 n-tech and my interested were 8chans
2016-01-29 20:10:20 n-tech and now that that's unwound
2016-01-29 20:10:28 n-tech you're feeling what you intended 4chan to feel if they were going to try this
2016-01-29 20:10:33 n-tech so I can't really sympathize
2016-01-29 20:10:36 n-tech I did everything I said I would
2016-01-29 20:10:53 copypaste if you fix it independently, that's also making it right by me.
2016-01-29 20:10:55 copypaste two ways.
2016-01-29 20:11:04 copypaste we might never use it, but at least you did what you said you would.
2016-01-29 20:11:04 n-tech I'm going to do that anyways because I want to do what I was talking about
2016-01-29 20:11:09 n-tech I'm going to get this working with NNTPchan
2016-01-29 20:11:14 copypaste you either fix it or you accept third party help which means accepting GPL
2016-01-29 20:11:18 copypaste which i -know- is a compromise.
2016-01-29 20:11:31 copypaste if you can fix it, it's also right by me. you can take that to the bank.
2016-01-29 20:12:13 copypaste and i can be happy, knowing that i helped support an easy to install IB, even though the guy who makes it hates me and we never used it on the site i founded
2016-01-29 20:12:14 n-tech well i mean
2016-01-29 20:12:16 n-tech it's pretty fixed ..
2016-01-29 20:12:25 n-tech I don't hate people dude
2016-01-29 20:12:29 n-tech I don't even have /cow/ or whatever
2016-01-29 20:12:35 n-tech I'm too dopey to bother hating people
2016-01-29 20:12:42 n-tech It's a waste of my few cpu cycles
2016-01-29 20:13:02 copypaste i still believe in your rights. i just wish you would have compromised to let them fix it, because i don't think you can
2016-01-29 20:13:07 copypaste but you can prove me wrong.
2016-01-29 20:13:10 n-tech like on one hand im almost glad you reacted this way, because like
2016-01-29 20:13:19 n-tech it's the first time i saw you give a fuck about 8chan in a year
2016-01-29 20:13:43 copypaste yes, it really lit a fire. i think most of my sickness was depression. i didn't really know what was wrong with me.
2016-01-29 20:13:47 copypaste and i don't believe in things like depression
2016-01-29 20:14:21 copypaste people are telling me all sorts of tihngs that happened in those 8 months. it's incredible how much i missed
2016-01-29 20:15:35 copypaste it's possible that vfec, redis, and lynxchan all will fail. but it's really unlikely.
2016-01-29 20:15:59 n-tech well, with financial backing and help from RQI it's unlikely for a reason.
2016-01-29 20:16:09 n-tech Jim wants 8chan to succeed because he wants to kill 4chan and ruin Hiroyuki's investment.
2016-01-29 20:16:17 n-tech There's reason for him to care now, and since Jim cares you care.
2016-01-29 20:16:27 n-tech And you can put everything behind you with a conveniently timed scapegoat.
2016-01-29 20:16:32 n-tech This is a very good 2016.
2016-01-29 20:17:02 copypaste i should have given you more time to decide. i was just so angry
2016-01-29 20:17:11 n-tech At what?
2016-01-29 20:17:17 n-tech I still don't get that
2016-01-29 20:17:23 copypaste that you wouldn't compromise and let them bail you out
2016-01-29 20:17:50 n-tech I would have, but I wanted a fairer deal. If you hadn't of come at me with legal threats and blackmail I'd have just told you that
2016-01-29 20:17:55 n-tech but I know that you handle threats by being quiet.
2016-01-29 20:18:11 n-tech At that point anything I said was a liability
2016-01-29 20:18:29 n-tech It's scary when you have a millionaire and the entire Internet after you
2016-01-29 20:18:33 n-tech Sometimes it's better just to shut up.
2016-01-29 20:19:04 copypaste good luck with the chinese chan. i mean this seriously, because i don't think you have much left
2016-01-29 20:19:14 copypaste i don't hate you. i have things to work on now though
2016-01-29 20:19:42 n-tech I make my own luck
2016-01-29 20:19:46 n-tech :::---DDD
2016-01-29 20:20:13 n-tech I was going to stream my story but at this point I don't care. It doesn't even matter.
2016-01-29 20:20:16 n-tech Nobody's going to listen
2016-01-29 20:20:40 copypaste i will have a reply to anything you can say, and i still have a lot of shit i never plan to release that /cow/ would like.
2016-01-29 20:20:50 copypaste you don't see it but i went easy on you in my eyes
2016-01-29 20:21:14 n-tech So I was told
2016-01-29 20:21:19 n-tech I didn't read the article or listen to the stream.
2016-01-29 20:21:33 n-tech Anything there I already knew, and anything about me was designed to instigate a reaction from me.
2016-01-29 20:22:33 n-tech mm, Obamatron found my old job
2016-01-29 20:22:41 n-tech and he's trying to get people to harass my employers from a year ago
2016-01-29 20:22:44 n-tech there goes that reference
2016-01-29 20:22:47 n-tech ttss.
2016-01-29 20:30:03 copypaste do you like aqua teen hunger force
2016-01-29 20:30:16 copypaste i've been doing the pomodoro method, and the episodes are 11 minutes long
2016-01-29 20:30:18 n-tech i haven't seen TV in years but when I did I watched it, ye
2016-01-29 20:30:21 copypaste it makes for a good break period
2016-01-29 20:30:50 copypaste i like cartoons, and i finally decided to watch the show that the carl maymay people post on 8chan is from
2016-01-29 20:30:55 copypaste i'm not disappointed
2016-01-29 20:31:20 copypaste meatwad make the money see
2016-01-29 20:31:25 copypaste meatwad get the honies G
2016-01-29 20:31:28 copypaste i don't know why that's so funny
2016-01-29 20:31:28 n-tech she
2016-01-29 20:31:31 n-tech I think
2016-01-29 20:31:36 copypaste oh you might be right
2016-01-29 20:31:42 copypaste i thought it was she too
2016-01-29 20:31:46 copypaste but their wikia article says "G"
2016-01-29 20:31:49 n-tech meatwad is a beautiful grill don't hate
2016-01-29 20:31:57 copypaste http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/Theme_Song
2016-01-29 20:32:37 copypaste are you planning on leaving the country?
2016-01-29 20:32:45 n-tech yes
2016-01-29 20:32:47 copypaste i mean i don't see how you'll stay here with no income
2016-01-29 20:32:49 copypaste yeah i figured
2016-01-29 20:32:55 copypaste also you gotta admit you don't fit in like i do here
2016-01-29 20:33:06 n-tech I don't fit in anywhere, that's why it didn't bother me
2016-01-29 20:33:13 n-tech I did like Japan
2016-01-29 20:35:00 n-tech if you like old crude adult swim shows with catch intros
2016-01-29 20:35:03 n-tech look up Sealab 2021
2016-01-29 20:35:07 n-tech it is a fucking masterpiece
2016-01-29 20:35:22 n-tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEXCyqkEKA
2016-01-29 20:36:07 copypaste oh yeah haha i watched this before
2016-01-29 20:40:50 n-tech What was the problem with board_stats?
2016-01-29 20:41:19 copypaste i haven't quite figured it out yet, but insert queries take much longer on large tables
2016-01-29 20:41:31 n-tech That's bizarre
2016-01-29 20:41:37 n-tech I was double checking the indexes but it seems in order
2016-01-29 20:41:39 copypaste selects work fine though, so no one ever noticed because boards.php kept on chugging
2016-01-29 20:41:53 n-tech But even then, board_stats doesn't get new rows except like
2016-01-29 20:42:01 n-tech once per hour per board
2016-01-29 20:42:09 n-tech Is the issue that the site's cron job stacked?
2016-01-29 20:42:12 copypaste they're updated every post though
2016-01-29 20:42:17 n-tech what?
2016-01-29 20:42:23 n-tech shit
2016-01-29 20:42:25 copypaste insert/update is the issue
2016-01-29 20:42:29 copypaste yeah
2016-01-29 20:42:37 copypaste update deserializes, appends, reserializes
2016-01-29 20:42:42 n-tech ohhh
2016-01-29 20:42:44 copypaste insert isn't as noticeable as update in our case
2016-01-29 20:42:50 n-tech yeah that would be slow as fuck and vulnerable to race conditions
2016-01-29 20:42:52 copypaste i explained it a bit wrong i suppose c:
2016-01-29 20:43:03 n-tech i thought it was a problem with indexing
2016-01-29 20:43:10 copypaste yup...
2016-01-29 20:43:30 copypaste its okay, litereally no one saw this until mysql decided it was done touching that table totally
2016-01-29 20:43:39 copypaste and then i went into "wait, why was it board_stats in particular"
2016-01-29 20:43:41 copypaste and then i found the bug
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